ask a Mexican anything

>>137044469
That's not you, but why are you so obsessed with hot cheetos?

>>137044469
What Latin America country outside of Mexico has the most attractive women, in your opinion?

>>137044469
How do i get a qt latina gf?

>>137044699
Argentina

>>137044469
How quick can you get me to the United states ?

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What the fuck is with the universal shitty sense of aesthetics? Matadors on black velvet fucking everywhere. Houses painted obnoxious pastel colors. Car bumpers being held on with ratchet straps. You get inside of horizonal stripes and jean shorts like they are fertile. Shitty micro fuzz moustaches. Yards full of trash, lawn is weeds if lucky and dirt otherwise. Ziplock bags full of water hanging from the ceiling. Shitty clay tiles like they were on sale at Walmart. Dirty diapers in parking lots. Everything in the house is gawdy or purely based on functionality no matter how worn out and ugly it is. Why, just why?

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>>137044469
Beef taco recipe now.

My mexican girl insists the only things in the marinade are beer, onion, salt, and sazon.

She also thinks the only shit in guac are lime, salt, and cados though.

Tell me mexican, your taco secrets.

also, menudo is awesome.

>>137044469
Que se siente ganarle la carrera a la evolucion?

>>137044469
How many Argentinians are needed to open a wine bottle?

>>137044469
>AMA
>1 post by this id

>>137046246
Mexican saying they will do something then not doing it, huge surprise.

Why are your mexican parents so based but young mexicans today so shitty?

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>>137046246
I'll deliver, being a Latino MasterRace
>>137044629
Latinas eat those religiously, they're good IMO, too much sodium. They're spicy, and latinos like spicy, high calorie foods. So coming in a small bag is pretty convenient.
>>137044699
U.S
all American born races are automatically better looking for some reason. FOBS become sexy asians, weird Olgas become white Queens, and ooga boogas have a 16% chance of becoming a quiet, smart, attractive black girl
>>137044818
be alpha
>>137044957
you fucked
>>137045495
blame the spanierds, you're also mixing many different cultures, like mexican american, to literal shit I've seen rednecks do. My yard is tidy.
>>137045947
you're gonna have to consult someone in real life.
>>137046139
Moo Choe Buey No
>>137046201
their nose works
>>137046724
OP is probably >>137046021
one of these
south coastal states are the best

>>137049429
No father figures
you'd be surprised how many are not immigrants, have lived her for generations, and are basically blacks but better since we're not blacks
Based parents are 1st generation, if they're not fucking ice cream men or corn sellers

How do I get a qt Latina gf?
I'm white, have long hair and enjoy spicy food, don't Latina chicks dig this bargain bin romance novel love interest type of fag?

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>>137049757
>beaner thinks he's human

>>137050076
>unknown flag thinks it's from Earth

>>137050457
what?
are you telling me you're shit at geography or is my flag unknown?

>>137044469
Where you from? are indio or castizo?

>>137049924
you know what, to get any fucking girl just have the attitude of the rock
fake it till you make it, you don't have to be brad pitt
girls eyes are fucking microscopes looking for insecurities
fortunately, fake confidence is not really noticeable
you will soon adopt it

>>137050517
your flag is so unknown i consider you a space groid

>>137050628
screencap my post and post it

>>137050705
i'm fucking wasted
fuck you, i'd rather go on the catalog, refresh a bit more, and go to sleep
i humbly ask you what you're trying to prove
like real shit
what is going on
also isn't macedonia greece .5?
and isn't greece slightly worst and bigger Detroit with slightly more crime?

>>137050914
lurk more new faggot

>>137051007
fuck you protogreek/ literal space nigger because no one goes to macedonia anymore
i'm here to lurk north korea threads

>>137045947
I can't understand you guys, complaining all the time about spics basically despising them every hour but you marry with them, bad logic

>>137051098
Macedonia Anon has been here a long time. Lurk more just means you need more time on the forum to recognize the people who post here. It's only an insult if it has some personal meaning to you.