The Harry Potter books

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>>137040892
its strange bc it made me hate niggers and traitors more

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>>137040892
to her credit, circle jerks and soggy biscuits are long time traditions at British boarding schools.

(((Hufflepuff)))

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>>137040892
>groups of wizards flicking their wands together

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>>137040892
fetus deletus

>>137040892
No way this is real

>>137044564
STAR WARS AND HARRY POTTER, CONSERVASHITS BTFOOOOO

>>137044825
its not
http://www.collegehumor.com/post/7020700/jk-rowling-knows-way-too-much-about-her-characters

>>137040892
>Hufflepuff wanking eachother off in their dorms
lol not surprised at all

>>137041899
I know I'm gonna regret asking, but what is a soggy biscuit?

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>>137046008
fucking what?

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>>137046224
I don't even fucking know anymore

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Sometimes I wonder if she and her followers are legitimately mentally retarded.
I mean, I've read Harry Potter but who in the world sees something in the world and immediately compares it to HP universe?

>>137046206
>Soggy biscuit also known as ookie cookie, limp biscuit, wet biscuit, or cum on a cookie, is a male masturbation game reportedly played in schools where the participants stand around a biscuit masturbating until ejaculating onto it; the last person to do so must eat the biscuit. The game is also known in Australia as soggy Sao after the SAO brand of biscuits popular there.

>>137046385
Makes me wonder if they share the cookie in Sweden.

>>137046348
the average millenial

>>137046458
>everybody wins!

>>137044592
HEY they can't call that, that's what I call Norman Reedus

Every time I see Norman Reedus I'm like "Norman Reetus The Fetus Deleetus" ever since the death standing trailer

>>137046206
Last to cum on the biskit has to eat it

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>>137046324
>keep in mind that wizards wipe themselves with magic so the clog was all excrement and no toilet paper

>>137040892
>>137046224
>>137046324
You're going to have to actually link these, because they don't look remotely real.

>>137043878
more like Hufflepoof, amirite

Harry Potter has a lot of christian elements right? I mean, if /pol/ can derive far-right symbolism from it, it would be funny to see lefties abandon it.

>>137046348
Didn't Harry die fighting the Dark Lord?

>>137046604
Of course they aren't, stupid leaf.

>>137046348
Someone should remind her that never happened.

>>137046324
Did someone Hack her account?

>>137040892
Thank you for injecting sex into something I enjoyed as a 12 year old, Rowling. I hope you get raped by a pack of Somalis.

>>137046769
>Harry Potter has a lot of christian elements right?
No. Not even in the slightest. Witchcraft is as anti Christian as you can get. Forbidden under penalty of death in the bible.

>>137040892
This woman is legitimately insane.

>>137047085
I'm dumb but I stand by it anyway, dombledood didn't have to be gay either

>>137047058
they're all fake tweets

disinfo shilling I guess

What the fuck? How many kids are subscribed to her Twitter? I'm sure a lot because so many shitty parents today let their kids run rampant on the Internet.

God I hope Rowling gets hit by a bus soon.

>>137046008
OK good.

Still I hope she gets hit by a bus.

>>137040892

Trump broke her brain

>>137046348
>I mean, I've read Harry Potter but who in the world sees something in the world and immediately compares it to HP universe?

Before there was Twitter, before there was Tumblr, and before there was Pintrest, there was LiveJournal. Half of LiveJournal was late teen, early 20's women talking about Harry Potter fandom. There now all 11-14 years older and have 3 more cats.

>>137047795
*they're

>>137047819
They're'nst'd've*

I was always mistrustful of anything they tried to teach in school outside of the essentials, never shared any of their views and was smart e ought to know to keep my opinions too myself

I was the best reader in my grade, always had my head in a book because frankly school was boring but I do remember the year Harry Potter came out

It was shilled so fucking hard at my school fir some reason, a reason that I know now

It was nothing more than newmale indoctrination, I personally didn't touch the book because 1 the cover art was fugly with a faggy looking boy with glasses on a broom and 2 the premise sounded gay

All theese newmale cucks were poisoned in their youth by Harry Potter it would seem

Dumbledore was a fag?! WTF!!!

No wonder he was so interested in "Harry". JK you pedo you... now we know why you named him after being hairy. We're on to you bitch... we're on to you....

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>>137040892
reading that my feelings on the books went from hot to cold in 2 seconds

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>>137040892
>particularly Hufflepuff

I knew it!

>>137048177
Dude... seriously? Group masturbation is normal in her mind?

>>137040892
i always knew Hufflepuff was fucking gay. i mean look at the sound of it.

>>137048108
Harry Potter and the Order of Moloch

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>>137048573
any takers on Dumbledore being a trap?

>>137040892
I don't understand the dilemma here. Teens and even earlier are horny and experiment with sexuality. Why create an ideology that isn't capable of understanding the reality of humanity?

>>137046458
Sweden, yes

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>>137049463
You think group masturbation is normal?

gys

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>>137046348
Has this dumb cunt opened up her estate to fugeez yet?

>>137046604
dumbass leaf

You guys should look into her original public statements right when the books started hitting the shelves.

If ever there was a prime mover of the modern radical fems it is her. She supremely hated some men from her past and was not shy about saying it.

Too bad we can't speak to her ex's and find out why they got the hell away from her so quickly.

>>137049612
Yes, its very normal. Its a common adolescent experience.

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>>137049854
how big are these groups usually?

>>137049946
Hm, I'd say three to four?

>>137049854
Maybe in faggotville but no normals get together to have a jackoff fest. They might talk or brag about doing so but, no, not normal for non fags to get together to see how far they can launch their loads.

>>137050072
Its fairly common, which means not everyone does it but it happens fairly often. You get horny adolescents together for long enough and they'll start to conspire to jerk off together, its just human nature. The idea of making some political ideological statement about it is ridiculous, right or left.

>>137050072

Doesn't have to be dudes only, the houses have a single common room shared by both sexes.

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>>137050046
how to kick one off?

https://youtu.be/3paXp7J9oTI

jk rowling is done, washed up trying to stay relevant

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>>137049854
Hetero men don't want other dudes touching our dicks, in fact it repulses us. This is just common sense.

>>137050274
This is literally the gayest she I I've ever heard.

>>137046348
We all do it, the problem is it seems obnoxious because it's limited to a few pop culture references.
Would you cringe if they referenced a Dostoyevsky character to outline a cultural dillema instead?
Their only problem is they need to read more and watch less pleb movies, desu.

>>137046952
He's probably from Quebec.
He gets it from you.

>>137049854

please never reproduce

>>137040892

> Harry Potter is shitty politics. It's a book about an aristocratic toff boy who goes and gets educated in how to run an apartheid style government.
> Vordemolt was right. Since magic was all about the bloodlines, he wanted to keep them pure.
> the characters in HP are degenerate. Snape is a cuck virgin. Hermoine is a mary sue. Potter has no real character. Dumbledore is a stategic dumb-ass.

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Breddy gud. Plz deliber more wizard lolis.

>>137049618
What do you think? lel
>>137050885
Yeah, I don't mind referencing pop culture.
Before it was Futurama. And it died out normally.
Now it's Rick and Morty, and it too is gonna die out normally.
However Harry fucking Potter never seems to die out, after all these years.
It's annoying as hell.

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>>137048004
I thought harry was getting run over by a train when I saw the cover art and then I saw another that said sorcerers stone and thought it was the sequel but I found out it wasn't and it blew my mind

>>137051896
>It's canon

>>137040892
The books are actually pretty right-wing. Wizard districts are hidden behind walls to keep muggles out, the press is sensationalist drivel that relentlessly calls Harry a liar and a con artist for warning about Voldemort, and the first thing Voldemort does when he takes over is disarm the populace by making Defense Against the Dark Arts only teach "theory" instead of spells.

Rowling is just an insufferable cunt too stupid to realize that she's Umbridge.

>>137046385
Fucking Eurocucks. The worst that happens in america is if you fall asleep early at a party youll get teabagged.

>>137040892
I don't think "group masturbation" sessions are common anywhere else than in her fucking mind.

Does someone remember the Harry Potter PC games, like Sorcerer's Stone and Chamber of Secrets.

>>137049716
Care to show us some of those?

>>137046751
underrated

>>137055782
Downloaded one of the Lego ones for my ex to play as she was in to that shit

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Is A Series of Unfortunate Events /ourseries/?
>Not Harry Potter
>Still a kids book, but with actual lessons about literature, cryptography, history, and secret societies hidden within
>refers to a secret society that keeps balance in the world that went corrupt due to a schism
>members of this secret society are the elite, with access to resources and hidden places unavalible to the average person
>Secret society uses codes and symbols to interact with one another, double agents will use these tactics for decpetion
>Forces of chaotic good and chaotic evil go at war with each other constantly balancing each other out
>Beautifully explains corruption of the media to children throughout the series with The Daily Punctilio
>memento mori
>explains the dangers of mob mentality
>explains the dangers of cults
>exposes the extensive research and performance tactics used by career psychics
>explains the major flaws in the foster care system, which in this book the person put in charge of orphan affairs is a banker who handles the finances of the rich
>explains how people tricked into slave labor don't question the actions of their employers
>Hospital Records have way more information about people and their families than just health records
>"People aren’t either wicked or noble. They’re like chef’s salads, with good things and bad things chopped and mixed together in a vinaigrette of confusion and conflict." one quote from the series regarding the duality of human nature
>"Assumptions are dangerous things to make, and like all dangerous things to make - bombs, for instance, or strawberry shortcake - if you make even the tiniest mistake you can find yourself in terrible trouble."
>"Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don’t always like."

Need I say more?

>>137047819
wlecome to 4chan faggot

>>137056635
I played the ones made by old-EA.

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>>137040892
PEDO brainwashing:
wearelumos.org

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>>137044592
>Fetus Deletus

>>137057271
it is actually.

>>137057271
>Need I say more?
No please.

>>137040892
It is pretty much by definition liberal brainwashing btw, true artists no matter what their art may be don't strive so hard to have their identity be the face of how their work is interpreted, it's why people who play Identity Politics have such empty views, they don't want to look past their identity/ego.