Drunk thread #4 as requested. Hail to the drunks

OK I got one for the midnight-tokers, who "might" feel left out and get dogged out (me too) so this one goes to those who smoke weed and drink! WHOO!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xd0TGfZSACI [Embed]

I need to sleep, 6 stubbies and 3 pitchers later

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OK. Storytime, faggots.

>be drinking with friends all night
>all go back to my house when bars close
>3am listening to Johnny Cash and shooting the shit
>promoter friend calls and says she wants to bring some friends over
>they show up with HUGE fat fuck who looks like the Kingpin
>sax player from some band in town that night
>pour drinks
>my friends are happy she brought more chicks
>everybody chatting
>Kingpin looks at me and says “mind if I bump up?”
goforit.jpg
>he pulls out a ziplock bag that makes a thump when it hits the coffee table
>chopping and tapping forever on a cd case
>hands rolled up bill and case to me
>”you go first man, it’s your place”
>never done this before; why not?
>everyone else busy talking
>mimic what I’ve seen in movies
>eyes watering
>hand back case and bill a few minutes later
>he looks at me weird
>”did this go around the room already?”
>promoter chick starts laughing uncontrollably
>”you just did about $300 worth of blow, how does your heart feel?”

mfw

>>137035758
fucking kek all the drunks are falling apart in these threads

18 natty's deep now!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtMy5IBmX7E

honest opinion on border patrol?

trump just ordered 5k+ more people

50k+ benefits. retire in 20 years...

>>137035488
This wording convinces me that this is meant as a containment thread, but I'm okay with that because this board is shit at this hour>>137035657

>>137035964
no containment required....I am the drunk OP and these are my friends...

>>137035783
Unless it killed you, you did the right thing. When in doubt, double the dose.

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Or maybe I just can't have a good time

>>137035783
my, fucking, sides. you DEAD fool. LOL, tell the devil he's a punk bitch when you see him. HAHAHAHA ( na you be fine. not your time yet)
>>137035964
just cuz the earlier anons were qq'ing about smoking weed and getting flack over it is all i meant. no biggie. plus it's HWjr. playin off other anon's song pic. ;)

the other thread is still alive and hasn't even hit the bump limit
let's not push our luck too hard, lads

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>>137035964
You fuck with OP you fuck with me.

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>>137036226

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Good thing I started late. Tried one of these...not my favorite. Certainly interesting though.
>>137035758
Weak. WEAK! Be more like >>137035783
Only a fucking double barrel can stop that maniac

>>137036209
someone repost the classy bar music i'm too drunk

if I had a bar - i'd just have this shit playing. no talkin' too loud at muh bar

>>137036389
what the fuck is that...where is the whiskey lel...?

>>137036421
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Top3IkyKT64

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>>137036226
Am sorry

>>137036389
Does it taste like pineapple?

>>137036421
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Top3IkyKT64

I am sorry i am OP and forgot...dying here slowly

>>137036566
You're doing fine. Hero!

i'm just drinkin' and playing all the kickass tunes y'all droppin'. thanks again /pol/ I really dig this side of "4chan" when "we" can all "get together" like this. it makes up for all the stupid bullshit that i stumble across and get pissed off at. It really affirms my "faith" in humanity and brings me to ye ol' tavern style once again. :)
a toast to ya' glorious basterdz!

>>137036674
hahaha cheers lad

>>137036452
Piss of low quality. That was an hour ago though. What's next, drunkanons? Bourbon #1, Bourbon #2, Scotch, or a shot of Virginia Lightning?
inb4 all of the above

>>137036691
Here's a silly one for ya.

https://youtu.be/Jc08gY8wfVc

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>>137036107
>Unless it killed you

I could be imagining all this as my glorious afterlife.
But, I assume not.

>Die.
>Expecting to go to heaven and be given 72 virgins.
>Wake up and still be on 4chins
>prophecy fulfilled

THESE AREN'T THE VIRGINS YOU'RE LOOKING FOR!

Any of you Bros down for another shot?

This isnt /ck/

>>137036691
Maybe if the NWO wins we can get virtual drunk together in a virtual bar while our organs get harvested... I mean it would be a facsimile, but it'd be something

>>137036691
Yes well it's been some time since I've spent with 4chan...you see...4x2=__chan when you multiply 4x2=__chan. i've been there a lot, but I've been on 4chan since 2007. Can't forget my home.

>>137036559
I honestly couldn't fucking find the pineapple. Sure tasted like hefferveisen, though.

>>137036823
A shotski? Im down
https://youtu.be/3cQNkIrg-Tk

>>137036566

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YfEonuonxg

>>137036890
>26 million and counting
Lol

>>137036566
I try to stick to 6 a night
But I don't really put up a fight
Heh, this yuengling's got the right stuff
but I'll stop 'fore I go off the cuff...


>motherfucking street signs....

0kay you fucks..let's do another shot..I've been making these threads for like what? 3 hours? old booze is wearing off. Ready for another shot?

>>137036857
pretty sure my organs aint worth shit on account of me being sloshed all the time but hey we can dream

>>137036936
Fucking oldies was last thread
https://youtu.be/3cQNkIrg-Tk
Anyone got a chew in?

>>137036995
I'm ready

>>137037015
drunks are the best hahaha..we are the kings of life.

>>137036995
doin another shot!

>>137037073
ok let's do it...fucking hell...we are goin down heavy tonight.

SHOT

>>137035783
coke is so wonderful, i do it once or twice a year. Anyone else find it non addictive?

>>137036823
you got my sword! TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! TO STOVOKOR!! BWAAAHAHAHHA!!

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>>137036823
I must away 'ere break of day

>>137037121
No other way Bros You're dining with me tonight

>>137037152
yeah...shot..fucking hell I'm going to be dead tomorrow haha..as the OP, it's been a fucking pleasure drinking with you all...GOING STRAIGHT FOR THE BOTTLE LIKE A MAN. EAT WELL TOMORROW MORNING YOU FUCKING PERFECT MOTHERFUCKERS

>>137037152
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNtTEibFvlQ

>>137036936
I was 14 when I first heard that. It was like my life was laid out in front of me. All came true, too.

>>137037287
https://youtu.be/-v6JYPv4JKE

AHH shit this whiskey is fucking with me now ahhh fuck

got your shots in you fucks hahaha? ;)

>>137037196
i did it once and wasn't all that impressed but i think i just got some weak shit
either way it didn't make me want to run out and get more

>>137037381
I did 2 ^:)

I would love to get destroyed tonight, sucks that I have to wake up for work in 4 hours.

>>137037431
any more and I'll be dead....fuckin hell lets see how long I last hahaha

>>137037381

i'm an ice and whiskey kinda guy
that way I can tell my old lady i'm hydrating

>>137037346
Down some water and crash land it bub!

>>137037507
ahh captain it would go against my style. No water for me when I dance with whiskey!

Public Service Announcement:

Water is fucking delicious. Booze as hard as you want, but drink a glass of water or two every hour to treat yourself well.

Cheers, mates!

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All right shitbags...the moonshine is going down the hatch.

>>137037543
F to pay respects

>>137037502
fair enough hahaha
>i'm hydrating
LOL I'm so fucking dehydrated about now

>>137037417
yea the more powdery it is, the better. people like to cut it with backing soda sometimes

>>137037618
amen to yah, you fucking gutsy motherfucker

>>137035488
OP is cool. Goodnight

>>137037618
Pour a couple suicides and pound those mofos!

>>137035488

you are all degenerates

>>137035783
>$300 worth of blow is between 2 and 3 grams
I call bullshit lad people have ODed after a single gram before

ITT: crutch-needing weaklings
Enjoy your liquid jew
I'll enjoy the yous in advance:)

>>137037196
I did a ton of it over the years. Had a female friend who lived with a dealer. She used to bring me chunks the size of golf balls that we would grate on a window screen. I loved it, but when it was gone, I didn't miss it at all. I think people just believe it is addictive. Or it is for them. Not for me. But I won't turn it down if it is offered.

>>137037621
fill your lowballs with ice all the way up and do 1-2 oz at most. eat/drink all the ice.

hangover cure

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>>137037604
gahh fuck the water my gut is full of booze and we ALL deserve a fucking buffet about now am I right lads?

I'm 420 blazing right now like a non-faggot. Just ate mcdonalds with the wife. Put some jalapeños on a hot n spicey mchicken.

AMA

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>>137037735
Agreed. Cheers to that.

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>>137037618
Christ m8 don't be a hero

>>137037818
Dude I get beer munchies like a fucking fiend. I'd kill for a fat seafood platter right about now.

>>137037345
Interesting response. Thanks, Anon.

>>137037801
i know man i find weed more addictive, but when u got money u gotta get away from it

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>>137037920
If I could serve you all some fucking food I would...I'm so hungry

>>137037735
Why do you think we drink?

>>137037818
What is that, dog? Get the fuck outta here with that shit

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inb4 ban, old nightly drinking thread header. /mlpol/ was glorious.

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>>137037818
>*I swear to fucking God if these white people don't stop staring at me I will stick this spatula through their MOTHER FUCKING HEADS
>Brown or White rie?

>>137037982
I can't find weed. I'm too old.

>>137038001
>tfw you can't have a bunch of drunken /pol/ bros come over so you can make them a nice drunk meal

Fuck this gay earth

>>137038120
Just regular flied lice for me please

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>>137037738
>I call bullshit lad people have ODed after a single gram before
>people

Sure.
Hell, some faggots have died while cleaning their bathtub.
>BATHTUBS ARE DANGEROUS AND SHOULD BE OUTLAWED!!!1!
>Plus, Allah hates them!!!

Grow a pair, anon.
The big, scary world isn't that big, or that scary.
Unless you're stupid.

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>>137038085
no bans here! the /pol/ mods have no care and like us

anyone else here confess to state secrets drunkenly on reddit?

>be me drunk in the height of gates/hillary drama
>start blurting secrets
>thread explodes to limit
>last comment is

"It's alright xxx(MY REAL FUCKING NAME)"

thread closed perfect there - that was the last comment. I was passed out two hours before. Saw it in the morning....

true fucking story. I stopped after that.

>>137036776
thanks anon! :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDKw4VbRBhQ
here's one back at 'cha!
>>137036857
anon-kun, I'm already there with ya' buyin' the 42'nd round. :)
>>137036877
"77" speaks it, and I've been there too. more level headed, nice to see someone hears my suggestions ;). I raise my stein to the honor of "thatchan" and all of it's glory! hail!
>>137036936
nice!
i got one for all y'all. used to sneak outta high school lunch singing this shit. was like james bond and shit desu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8KvM3vZo0w
classic!
>>137036995
yep I'm right there with ya' anon-kun.
>>137037251
YEAH!!!!!!!!
>>137037282
AAWWWWW SHIT NIGGA'!!!!!!
>>137037345
IRON SKY!!! BEST MOVIE EVER!!!! waiting for the sequal!!! yes!
>>137037618
WHOOOOO LAD! GODSPEED! MAY YOUR ARYAN GENES KICK IN!

>>137038131
Yes sir fuck this gay earth

>>137037818
>>137038120
LOL THOSE FUCKING PEOPLE STARING AT HIM

>>137038293
I love this fucking guy.

>>137038235
It's just people who had bad hearts or genetic flaws to begin with.

>>137036566

Add some rainymood, are you're golden

www.rainymood.com

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>>137035488
>Drunk AF.
>Begins sperging, but well-talked.
>Managed to convince four big black guys to stick to their own kind.
>Dances african style with them afterwards.

>>137038250
Fill me up with secrets senpai

>>137036857
sounds like you took the cypher pill. you shouldn't do that, friend

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>>137038310
>i wouldn't like it if these people stare at me while i work too, y'know

>>137036793

kek

>>137038500
wait. not reddit. it was on here. fuck.

>>137038524
LOL

>>137037818
>A drinker eats when he's loaded. A real drunk eats when he's not.

>>137038131
You know, I never really appreciated what Valhalla could be until I thought of it as meeting up with all of /pol/ in the afterlife and getting shitfaced/rowdy, only to have the same fights and feasts over and over

...am I in Valhalla?

>>137038293
We must've been drunk. Imagine a night with those two!

Thanks.

>5 Page Comp Sci report on neural networks due tomorrow
>Thought it would take me all night
>Already 3 pages done
Vodka or Whiskey when I'm done, /pol/?

>>137038610
here's a not so secret. that place is really ...really controlled by bot responses. everything. much worse than this place.

This place died down after ..hrmm april. Now the norm is slides and janitors on here "more" trigger happy with pruning.

>>137038293
I don't know who you are, but I owe you a beer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lhjDlUqLvo

>>137038753
>waiting until you're done

>>137038753
Vodka!

It's the greatest booze.

>>137038753
touch on allegory of social media as an evolution toward neural networks as a conclusion and I think you're golden. Whiskey, friend.

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AWOO AWOO AWOO

>>137038293
Thanks Anon ;)

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okay my friends...as the OP of these threads, I must say goodnight. I cannot function anymore.
My throat is dry
I am starving
weak
exhausted
and I've been drunk for 3 hours straight
Thank you for having fun with me. I just cannot function or stay awake anymore. I pushed it as long as I could. See you all tomorrow night okay?
Eat well tomorrow morning!

>>137038293
For you and the rest of you as I go into that dark night:

https://youtu.be/U8TsAh-zYFI

>>137038753
Whiskey sip and enjoy fuck this vodka shit

>>137035783
Sounds !ike fun

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>>137038753
Posting again for justice

Goodnight everyone, im gonna take a shot and make an omelette out of my wife

>>137039188
god speed anon

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>>137039188
yes yes have a good night

sayonara

Any of you bros like Elvis? Or was he degenerate? He's pretty ba for a degenerate faggot.

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>>137039003
Dog bless, thank you for your cervix

>>137039003
Sleep well, friend!

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>>137039019
https://youtu.be/6OrtLxsqSic

>>137038683
If you are, I'm there with you too.

Cheers brother

>>137035488
IM DRUNK AS FUCK AND I WANT TO LEAVE AMERICA

>>137038683
an aproximation of it? yes! and we are with you in spirit anonbro. ;)
>>137038715
oh I'm definately feeling it dude. It's so fucking wierd that I bought drink thinking I was going to soak my malase in alchohol and judt "checked in" to see this /thread and was like "FUCK YEAH MAH ANONZ!! let's get W.a.s.T.e.d!" LOL!
>>137038807
and I will drink that beer to your honor!!
>>137039003
to your honor /thread anon-kun!!!! be well! until we "meet" again!!! HAIL!!!

>>137039428
Drunk af vibing that shit

>>137039428
Every time i here Fleetwood i need to go for a drive
https://youtu.be/6ul-cZyuYq4
Solid travlin music.

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>>137039459
Cheers indeed

>>137039578
shits fire listen all through

>>137036389
Pineapple beer always tastes like curdled milk and piss

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>>137038413
>It's just people who had bad hearts or genetic flaws to begin with.
>THESE SPECIAL SOULS SHOULDN'T HAVE TO EVAR THINK ABOUT NORMAL HUMANS DRINKING!!!

Yeah.
Fuck those genetically defective cunts.
>Boo Hoo!
>don't punch my piece of shit offspring when he acts like a cunt
>just slap the child next to him
>Jimmy is sensitive!! He'll hide for a week and cry if you beat the fuck out of Johnny.

I hate Millennials so goddamned much.

I was drunk, but now i'm not. Puked a bit too

>>137039671
Deffffff listening all the way through. Much vibe bro

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J67wKhddWu4

PURE-GRAIN VODKA ONLY!

>get really drunk
>jerk off in the shower
>dick hurts for a while
>stand with my hand against the wall over the toilet dangling my cock while urine drips out for about half an hour
>lay in bed and b8 nazi retards for a while
>contemplate suicide
>have to get up in 6 hours for a flight

how are yall doing

oh I forgot to mention,
>eat a sandwich

>>137039732
Puke and rally ftw

Welcome back to the land of the drinking

>>137039705
I'm a mellenial.
I love Mad Mel.
Can i stay?

>>137039019
LOL, thanks, anon. sleep well.
>>137039068
FOR JUSTICE!!! HAIL!!

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>>137039804
>get really mad
>jerk off in the shower
>jews hurt for a while
>stand with my hand against the sky over the germany dangling my cock while vril drips out for about half an hour
>lay in grave and b8 commie retards for a while
>contemplate resurrection
>have to get up in 6 hours for a fight

Doing good man

>>137039745
Just one of those songs I go to

>>137035488
Man you guys are drinking?
I think I am going to throw up, never again!

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>>137035488
fucking degenerates.


Israel broadcast pornography in occupied Palestine in 2002, during a sniper-enforced curfew, to sew degeneracy.

This is worse than that.

>>137039648
Hell yea

>>137039804
First of all, you're the one being baited.
Second, the reason 4chan is special is because you don't talk about 4chan outside of 4chan and u don't talk about the secret meetings we have in our moms basements for the world to see you fucking idiot. This was a nice thread until some faggot commie, cool story bro

>>137039804
'bout teh same as you anon. ;p
>>137039827
>oh I forgot to mention,
>eat a sandwich
mmmmm, sandwich.

>>137040144
Kind of hot, wish someone would broadcast bitches getting fucked over here once in a while-- it might make them actually horny

>>137039804
>get really high
>strangle stray cats in the neighborhood
>by 3 one my hands start hurting and have claw marks everywhere
>cry randomly in bed with lights out, blinds closed from noon to 9
>occasionally look up bum porn and rub one out
>have to wake up in 11 hours to get gf
>barely will make it

Pretty good

>>137040442
>bum porn
Just when i thought

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>>137040139
Lol this is seriously how I imagine Danes

>>137040194
>don't talk about 4chan outside of 4chan
drunk anon, you DO realize you on a USA Mil-Net being monotored by NAS for fucktards and faggots right? like literally everything you "say" on here is so NOT a fucking "secret" right? .... right? LOL.... jusst fuckin' wit ya'. LOL.

>>137040696
>so drunk my ass can't even type correctly teh english wordz. lulz.

>>137040216
Oh fuck off, I'd probably lowkey murder someone for a sandwich right now, depending on the person

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>>137040696

I'm drunk on rum and I work in 6 hours, lmao.

>>137040696
He's right though, we have a huge underground audience. Just embrace it and say fuck em is how I see it

>>137040937
https://youtu.be/dscfeQOMuGw

>>137040842
And the sandwich...

>>137040139
Norwegians, same difference

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>>137040799
I'm only here to fight inter demintional child molesters and take shots with mi frens

>>137041014
holy fuck dude, you are awesome.

I love these guys.

>>137040696
Aw hell, they just archive it all. If they catch you at anything, they'll just back through the tapes and add some charges.

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>>137041204
Oh fuck yeah

>>137041205
been hittin on all cyliders tonight

I hate being sober

>>137041383
just waking up?

>>137041264
Honestly at this point anything brought against me in open court for my 4chan postings would ellicit nothing but laughs for me

>>137041383

SHOT

>>137041383
same

>>137041618
i was just drunk enuf to reply to someone and forget the reply but ok

>>137041522
I got in legal trouble once as a minor...for prank calls of all things.

I had to sit in a room while an officer played recordings of me and my best friend and a handful of our inside jokes that we left on an answering machine. I was fucking terrified but also trying so hard not to burst out laughing.

Awkward shit.

Ayye

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQOoTX1Nxx8&index=2&list=PLA0B_ne4hZEY_HJiTypgqKtArvzcT2Ucq

>>137041383
https://youtu.be/iYFz4pKclyA

I'm getting pretty toasty. If I get dub I'll beat my gf

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>tfw you have to wake up tomorrow but nobody will hand you a bowl of eggs

>>137040842
LOL! my sides!
>>137040936
yep.
>>137040976
that's "our" strength, speaking "truth to power". It's all we got left. somebody's gotta read this shit and think about WHAT the CONTENT is that WE discuss. :)
>>137041014
FUCKIN' A!!!! ANON GOT DA' GOOD TASTE IN MUSIC!! WHOOO!!!
>>137041034
MMMMMM sandwich.....
>>137041204
may God (allah) bless you anon, in your quest. Know you got my sword anytime anon, your cause is just! A toast to your honor anon, hail!
>>137041264
>>137041522
this is all my documentated testamony to the "we the people" and the "in God we trust" knowwhati'msayin? (it's on the record)
>>137041618
a SHOT in your honor anon!!

but seriously y'all droppin some "dope ass beats" LOL. i'm clickin' on all of them an jammin' the fuck OUT!! thanks /pol/! ;) I do a shot to all your honor! HAIL!

>>137041381
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vflh9E4LMLI

I want to commit suicide. What do?

>>137041618
It's time

>>137035488
I'm drunk as fuck bros. Are vices accepted in fascism?

>>137042253
auto erotic asphyxiation

>>137042253
Go to sleep. You'll not want to kill yourself as much tomorrow. ;)

>>137042323
Shit man, as long as you don't bother anyone else...

>>137042253
Don't please bro

>>137042253
Don't. If you fuck it up, you'll find yourself glad you did 10 years down the road. You can drink if you're in a rut, just not to death, you dumb fuck.

>>137042266
SHOT!!!!
>>137042323
WTF is "fascism"? and why do I care is vice are accepted again?? LOL
>>137042253
WHAT!? if YOU die then WE don't have YOU to fight WITH US!!! WTF ANONBRO!?

>>137042253
https://youtu.be/NRE8Ve3Oit0

What yall drinking? Russel's reserve bourbon here. I have a 15 year scotch but I prefer bourbon.

>>137042538
Never die, hype-anon. Never die.

>>137042253
I want to too but I won't

Looking forward to the great saltening of the Earth keeps me going

>>137042621
Natty Ice, 20 deep. Plus a jar of shine.

>>137035488
alco checking in. lets get comfy. just bought a 6 pack of oettinger pils pint cans.

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>>137042621
10 younglings

>>137042621
Knocking back a shot of Virginia Lightning every 20 minutes or so. Started off with some Yamazaki 12 on ice, though.

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>>137035783
>>137036198
haha

>>137042621
>What yall drinking?
Some Buchanan's and a lot of shitty beer in some club I just arrived from.

>>137042253
need you
https://youtu.be/aduwaqU7DfA
captcha helicopter

>>137042621
Fucking four loko because I'm at the bottom of the barrel

>>137043147
god fucking speed, anon

>>137035488
While I'm no alcoholic, I have just consumed an entire bottle of mead. Though at best, I'm only feeling a little tingle in my fingers.

>>137035828
What's your record?

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WHAT'S EVERBODYS RECORD FOR BEERS IN ONE NIGHT?

20 HERE

>>137035488
obligatory video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEsZkTTgydc
dumping some classic drinking tunes from my country:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOML9zwoZn0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bIJV8gaBK4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVnLJQIJw2Y

get amongst it

i used to hate drinking because i was raised by an alch and it's so bad for you.... quit smoking, work out, eat super well.. drowning sorrows anyways hahah we know god hates alcohol, yes? he really hates it, it's so anti intellectual and damaging... especially to the kidneys, directly linked to jupiter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lS-af9Q-zvQ


good hash is the solution

>>137043345
20 what? Gallons? give me units my man
My best is around 4 liters/a bit over a gallon.
It's been a while since I've aimed for volume, though.

>>137043345
>saved
Fucking kek

>>137043147
see me tomorrow eh?
https://youtu.be/dQ_-tUKT-nY

>>137035657
...how very appropriate for me just coming back drunk and high from a folk-festival to shitpost on /pol/

much appreciated anon

>>137042584
thanks, anon! right the fuck ON!!!
>>137042681
thanks anon. my job's to inspire and "keep it real" as they say.
>>137042710
can't fight with a man down. WE are with you! NEVER FORGET!
>>137042728
>>137042621
Glenlivet 12 yr(scotch)+ sapporo premium(beer back)
>>137042819
"welcome to the party pal!" (diehard) :)
>>137042897
LOL>my sides!
>>137042975
wew lad, "balls of steel!" (respect *bow*)
>>137043012
you crazy kike-bastardz! :P
>>137043072
I'm diggin' this! thanks man! :)
>>137043196
I've had my share of the local brew mead:
http://www.bnektar.com/
they got some interesting blends. ;)
>>137043345
"nice tats kate" ;P gets my approval!
>>137043446
thanks! ;) hahaha

>>137043746
I'll have to check this one out. It's actually impossible to find any mead around here.
I went around 4 towns and found a single bottle of the stuff.

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>>137043746
Tank you bro

>>137035488
Drink, but don't get drunk.
Being drunk is a sin.

Repent, infidels.

>>137043501
a guy goes to visit his doctor and says

>Dr, I want to live to be 100 years old. What should I do?
Doctor says:
>do you drink?
no
>do you smoke?
no
>do you eat fatty food?
no
>do you stay up late?
no
>do you take drugs?
no
>do you chase women?
no
>Then why the fuck would you want to live to 100?

>>137043725
"i got your back smokeranon-kun" ;)
B.C. Bud is da' best bud! LOL! stay anonymous, dude!
>>137043833
where's HERE? generally speaking ? in MI?
>>137043836
fer sure dude! ;)
>>137043936
drink but NOT unto "DRUNKENESS". read ya' bible my anonbro.
water into wine. IT'S A CELEBRATION BITCHES!!!

>>137044134
Ohio. Around indian lake if you know where that is.
(100 miles south of Toledo)

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I wish I had some booze.

>>137044134
https://youtu.be/Gw1BJyCEzuw

>>137035488
I too am a degenerate but this thread belongs on >>>/ck/

Mods

>>137044322
That's how I felt last night. Then I went and got some. I feel better now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt1Pwfnh5pc

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>>137044400
Go kill yourself you no-fun faggot. So sick of this shit lately.

>>137044472
Past 2AM, not an option for me...

>>137044264
the "mead" is "locally" brewed in MI. In a city called "ferndale". fyi. it's not bad but runs about 10+ a bottle. but it's tasty, and can leave a nasty hangover if you're not carefull. ;)
I'm in "detroit" area, so not TOO far from where they make the stuff. It "might" be worth the trip if you got the gas/time for it. or maybe you could have them ship you down a batch? mayber find a local liquor shipper? the "dude's rug" and "mangonomicon" or not bad IMHO. the labels can be collector's items (kinda).

>>137044400
Fuck off nofun cunt

>>137044343
thanks again for "hippin'" me to this band anon. :) I'm diggin it fer sure!!!!
>>137044400
hush you , you'll ruin mah buzz man!! ;(
>>137044748
IKR!! WTF!!??

>>137044748
>>137044606

How is this /pol/?
At least say nigger some more.
Also what are you guys drinking

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>digits for PBR

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>>137044905
Just lurk and stop posting. Shit like this thread is classic /pol/.

>>137044343
riffin' off this anon's song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imqvLToWH7k
:) haha my ol' skool shit from "growin up", enjoy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-jR-9o0cew
"full albulm here if you gived a fuck" :P

>>137045002
>PBR

You some kind of lefty communist?

>>137044905
Nigger, I'm not drinking anything right now, I'm still getting my high down
It's late now tho, so I'm thinking a shot rn and bed in some 30 mins

>>137044857
same band essentially
https://youtu.be/gE-Bs32Alyc

>>137045081
half true. "What is /pol/ drinking?" threads have popped up now and again.

>>137044905
N.I.G.G.E.R!!!!!! (you happy nao!?)
>>137045179
sleep well anon! hail victory!
>>137045222
niiiice! thanks, anon. never heard them before. ;)

>>137045318
I like seeing threads like this. And imagining you shits are drunk because you went out, had fun and just arrived home or smth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cO_bnOUmX6s&index=13&list=PLA0B_ne4hZEY_HJiTypgqKtArvzcT2Ucq

this probably fits more of you than want to admit it.

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>>137045318

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aq344ks1ieg

>>137045356
research them, follow them (iced earth) people here seriously have no idea? Ridiculous.

>>137035783
>>137036198
>>137037196
Holy shit where do all these redditors come from?
You should all kill yourselves

>>137045421
nope, actually I went out ad got booze to drown my sorrows in and then loggin in to confirm "lifer sux" and found this /thread and found hope again. ironically enough, believe it or not.
>>137045717
never even heard of them until you pointed them out to me, so thank you anon. I totally rock out to this, yes i'm drunk, but if i'm rockin out to it drunk then i'm savin it for when i'm sober to remind me. I bookmarked that shit and saved a copy. thanks. :)>>137045857
>>137045857
you first. lead the way!

>>137045533
keked and checked

>>137045168

No but I'm too poor to afford anything more than $10 right now. Spent too much dosh

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What are you listening to lads?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5Hlqjb26Ug

>>137045960
>drown my sorrows
Woman?

Here's some good noise for your heads

https://youtu.be/Jt856_nRxQk

>drinks the liquid Jew

Absolute par. On a side note, how do I stop hitting wax my fellow degenerates? I fucked my tolerance so bad that I need like three dabs to get high.

>>137041470
Yes
And alc sale didnt start until 30 mins ago
But no fear my alcohol is now safely here

>>137037196

Only on special occasions, and I never paid for it.


Had a few beaner friends that would get insomnia n cold sweats from it...

>>137037196
cocaine is like any other drug, it;s only addictive to people with addictive personalities.
i dont have one and i'm fine with coke i can take it or leave it to be honest.
but also, to be fair, it's a hell of a drug. when it's mixed with alcohol it becomes a new drug known as "cocaethalyne" which is fucking.... awwwwwwesome. mixing coke with alcohol is sick but it's also very very dangerous
all about balaance my dude

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>>137046158
I'm sorry. I don't speak reddit.
...Or whatever it is you're saying.

okay I'm back on the bottle, man I can't get the beer down anymore though. This first beer has taken like 6 million years and I am unable to hold it down I think.

Man being hung over really sucks donkeyballs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2G5rfPISIwo
ok, but seriously, tell me /pol/ drunkards, would you charge the line to this or no? am I the only drunk fag on here that digs this shti? I'm fine if I am but I need to knwo what's up with THIS /pol??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2G5rfPISIwo
Iron Maiden - The Trooper

no lie, I head bang to this shit when I'm drunk as FUCK!!!

>>137045960
Iced Earth is probably the most /pol/ band there is I'm astonished they are not posted he constantly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmQDvVWQmY4

currently drunk. I have a problem, in the past week I've

>fucked 1 white girl
>fucked 2 koreans
>fucked 1 latina/white mix

Why can't I stop being a degenerate? I feel like I'm quagmire...

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>>137046434
Impregnate the white girl, then impregnate the latina/white mix, then impregnate the koreans for good measure.

>>137046583

This shit is just one week man, it never stops.

God damnit I puked

>>137046653
congrats nordbro

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>>137046583
yeah nothing like a good oopsie to remind you of the sanctity of life

btw anons, I seriously hope you are using legacy captcha

>>137046649
You are deff pozzed

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>>137046649
Good.

>>137046653
Clean it up. Drink a little bit of water. Continue drinking. Rinse and repeat.

>>137046649
if you really have a problem then throw all your alcohol away and go to AA meetings. You're a drunk.

>>137046653
Drink responsibly
Wasting booze by throwing up is not responsible drinking behaviour

>>137046653
it happens, anon. clean yourself off and carry on soldier! You knew what you were getting into when you started! drink some water and compose yourself! you'll be fine. ;)

>>137046434
>Why can't I stop being a degenerate?
Because being a degenerate feels good?

>>137046653
Add more water between your drinks senpai.

>>137046739
Ayy, switched to legacy just a couple months back. Haven't looked back. I forgot how superior it was to this "new" shit.

>>137046856
>no arbitrary time limit
>miles easier to get doobs

All you have to do is not use chrome and hit the settings.

>>137046653
Getting drunk enough to puke is really bad for your brain, anon. Slow your roll a bit.

>>137035783
$300 dollars worth of blow? Doubt it. That's a lot of blow my dude. Probably got ripped off.

>>137046930
telling a nord how to drink is like telling a faggot how to suck dick. They know what they're doing. Not that I would know.

>>137046909
>not use chrome
Sheeit, I got that problem. I still have the tab open on the browser thread we had earlier today, but I'm still trying to figure what I should switch to. Seems like Vivaldi, but getting used to a new interface is a pain in the ass.

>>137047039
I can safely shill you on vivaldi. Very customizable. Very easy to change the settings. Good cookie control. Oh and it offers free Email! the email service is also breddy gud but I need to do more testing

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>>137046747

Nah, I get tested after every girl. Literally never caught anything, not even oral herpes.

>>137046806

Alcohol doesn't lead me to fuck these women. Pic related is one of the Koreans and the latina mix.

https://youtu.be/M155Er6PFz0

>>137046856
>Ayy, switched to legacy just a couple months back. Haven't looked back. I forgot how superior it was to this "new" shit.
oh YOU TOO!? shit I thought i was just a lazy nigga' ahahahaha!!!! yeah ti's totally worth it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=np8GaFHD9Lg
Aces High- Iron Maiden
this shit get's me PUMPED to fight!!!!!! (man I'm wasted right now)
"do or dieeeee, won't you flyyyy!"

>>137047031
this is actually true, we don't know how to hold our liquor up here. Each I go on vacation it's always shitfaced nords there, each time. The other euros know how into, We're either sober or shitfaced

All I have on hand right now is some Fireball I picked up last week. Oh well, figure as long as it gets me drunk it doesn’t matter how fucking gay it is to drink this shit.

>>137038683
Your won't reach Valhalla till WW3 happens and we all get there

>>137047317
I miss moonman. Is that you, OG?

>>137047182
shit, anon, fellin' that shit! deep! hellz yeah!!
good thing i came on here tonight, else i be missin' all this good tunes! thanks! I'm bookmarkin' the fuck outta this shit! wonder how i never even heard of this until tonight!?
>>137047377
"77" fireball fuck yeah anon!! I drink dat shit too! rock ON!!!

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>>137047317
Wow. How edgy.
Love moonman tho.

>>137047377
Fireball fucking rocks, who cares how "gay" a drink is if it makes you drunk and happy. What, you don't like pina coladas either?

So fellow drunks, I’m looking at about 45k worth of student loans for 4 yrs of college in a stem (engineering) degree. Should I just suck it up and get through it with the loans? I’m definitely eyeing the military, but I’ve heard it’s a bad idea. RP me on military for college good / bad ideas?

>>137047639
no but I do enjoy getting caught in the rain

>>137047719
Robinhood?

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>>137047743
That's really... depressing.

>>137047862
Huh?

>>137047719
military is a dea end, get your degree and study the "garbage warrior" documentary. it's the future of human habitat development. Engineer a sustainable human housing. the "debt" is a fraud anyway, so work around it. but seriously, study that guy's advances in recylceable architecture. it'll give you a heads up. "grabage warrior" on youtube". check it.

>>137048267
Why are you spamming that shit here

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>>137048267
Ok faggot, you wanna spam? I'll fucking touhoudump this fucking thread.

>>137048125
Yeah, sadly I have to take the debt though else I’m fucked. The hardest problem is that it’s a big risk. If I take 45k+ of loans and I can’t get a job for some reason, I’m as good as fucked; hence why the military seems like a decent option for guaranteed tuition

>>137048267
Stop spamming this shit you fuck, I'm just tryinna have a drink with the lads

>>137047182
holy shit! anon! this song is "da shit!" fuckin' lovin it!! (ji'm 80's oldfag so this hits home but still. thank YOU)
>>137047317
moonman is always classic. desu. :) kek my ass off every track with that fuckin' robot voice spoutin' racist shit. LOL for dayz!
>>137048359
IKR! sellin' it a bit TOO hard. "vetting" LOL.
I like moonman as much as the next anon, but seriously, "vetting"?? cracka' please!! ;P

>>137048509
I like your style and attitude, brother. Wish I could have a beer with you LOL! Do you use discord at all?

>>137048449
military is a dead end, desu. just grab what you can outside the "instituition" and try to get as far as you can. the college is already WAY (triple) over inflated in cost and the "return" is near 0 in comparison to the "loan debt" (which is a bullshi kike scam TBQH). You have to look at WHAT YOU WANT to do and if that involves working for the "establishment" then you've made you bed to lie down in. quite frankly it won't end well. they'll use you up and spit you out. but if you just game the system to gain knowledge then utilize that knowledge to your advantage to build / design a house for yourself and your family / community the you win. the $$'s isn't there TBQH. trust your instincts and take what i say with a grain of salt desu. good luck anon, may the force be with you. *bow*

>>137048654
I'm on linux but let me see if i can install discord for linux. just one min.

>>137049075
np my discord is aabrams#0287
feel free to hit me up for bullshittery same goes for everyone else here too!!

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>>137049075
If you're on Archlinux, just use discord-canary from the AUR.

>>137049075
>>137049221
aabrams#0287

>>137046434
>>137047181


plz help

>>137049760
fuck it won't connect for some goddamn reason. piece of shit. oh well. fuck it it guess :(

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Fun thread, anons. Have a good night.

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>tfw chef
>tfw 6 day work week
>tfw working weekends
>tfw drunk anyway

fuck discord for not working on linux mint FUUUUUUUK!!!!!!! so goddamn drunk i'd punch dis 'puter like a ho if i thought i'd do any good. piece of shit! whatever bitch! I don't need your voice chat cuntry!!