>>137029987
XTREME
Deeeaaadd
>>137029987
Is that Larry?
>>137029987
That was lucky Larry Silverstein. The media likes to say he was late but that's not true he was on the 98th floor and came prepared with a parachute
And what was their survival rate?
>>137029987
>be desk jockey working at WTC
>paranoid that building will blow up one day
>Keep parachute in desk for 15 years
>9/11
>parachute away to safety
>>137029987
yeah but what if, and I'm not saying it is, but what if this was real tho, and literally everybody didn't notice because they were too busy shitposting?
>be me
>see gov shills placing objects
>realize the US hasn't gone to war in a while
>takes elevator to parachutes r us
>see plane crash into North Tower
>be in North Tower
>watches normies fail their highdives
>jumps
>Nails landing
>Drown in pussy
This is such a bad Photoshop
>>137030102
Underrated
>>137031392
The whole day was a bad photoshop. You guys really fucked up
>>137030405
And all the people who called you crazy perished.
>You were all fine workers.
> see you in the next life, goy's
>pushes a button under his desk that sends him through a chute that simultaneously equips him with a parachute.
>while he floats safely away from the burning building and people falling to their death, he's seen rubbing his hands to together and saying "All those shekels,come to papa!"
>>137031646
PULL IT