What's cooked for the goose is good for the gander. It take just one torch to set a forest ablaze, and tonight we see the spark of motivation angling its way through the hearts and minds of the spoilent deviancy by whose means we have achieved an anachronistic meta-plasm of wretched devolution towards the outer echelons of humanity, only to observe in disarray the bubonic plasma array wrought with the terrible virtues of that metaphoric redundant array of inexpensive disk we have all grown to love.