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OFFICIAL LIVE PD WATCH THREAD

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>What the fuck is Live PD?
BASICALLY COPS BUT IT'S LIVE - ALMOST ANYTHING COULD HAPPEN - NIGS BE NOGGIN' AND COPS BE COPPIN'

>What Channel?
A&E NETWORK - STREAM BELOW IF YOU DON'T HAVE THE CABLE JEW

YOUTUBE (USE THIS UNLESS IT GETS SHOAHED)
https://youtu.be/pTTXvfEIGFc

USE THESE ONLY WITH UBLOCK ORIGIN
http://www.tgo-tv.net/watch/live-tv/a-e-live-stream.php?feed=link2
http://nowwatchtvlive.cc/watch-ae-channel-online-live-ae-channel-hd/
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Thank you OP
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>>137023959
THE YOUTUBE LINK SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN THE OFFICIAL POST IN THE FIRST PLACE FUCK THE FIRST OP MOTHER FUCKER GIVING US VIRUSES


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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I was not expecting this to turn into a shoplifting incident

Also I just heard my alarm clock noise in the show and it threw me for a serious fucking loop
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>>137024249
Everyone point and laugh.
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Need to make coal burning a crime
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SHOTS FIRED
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO
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First for Ofc. Alyssa Wright
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#SHOTS FIRED
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>CARS FIRING AT EACHOTHER
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And the Altima......is right there
top kek
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>>137023959
This seems edited

How the fuck is it live when it's clearly fucking edited
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man thats comfy
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>>137024255
Greenville has some weird shit going on. Either they are still using Windows XP on their in car computers or they're using custom sounds.
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>>137024473
It's "live". Basic logic would make you realize that a camera cannot broadcast live in HD when it's driving around in a squadcar. It happened today but it's not really live. That said, who really cares?
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>>137024473
They need a delay to filter out fucks, and in case tyrone gets his head blown off.
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>>137024473
When it gets slow they will cut to scenes they shot earlier in the week, which is edited like cops. When it's live there is no editing, but they do switch between different cameras which can make it look like jump cuts sometimes.
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>>137024408
It used to be trucks, now it's cars?!? FFS, we need to end this menace NOW!
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>>137024473

Its on a 30 minute delay.
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>>137024588
7 second delay retard, basic television.
Stop talking about shit you have no knowledge about. Hiding your posts.
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>>137024473
It's delayed by 30 minutes for language, protecting names/addresses/SS#s, niggers getting ventilated, and other tom foolery.
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>>137024655
Nope. Nope Nope. Stick to fixing plumbing or whatever shitt job you have. It's a 7 second delay I work for A&E Canada. Moron.
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>>137024712
>multiple cameras inside a moving vehicle magically have a perfect satellite link
ok
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>>137024249
Stop your fucking crying faggot.
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>>137024815
Wait. What?
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>>137024776
>>137024815

Why do you retards think this? I fucking work for A&E, its a 7 second delay.

Do you actually think a 21000 camera cannot broadcast live from a car? What does your cellphone do?

Fucking tradie dropout idiots.
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>>137024588
It's wirelessly broadcasting live back to their headquarters. There was a former LivePD cameraman talking about it last week and showing the big ass antenna thing they attach to the cameras. The delay is only a few minutes, unless they are hitting a slow period then they will cut to something they filmed earlier in the week.
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>>137024898
OP BTFO
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>>137024815
Mobile wifi and 4g were created in the 80s and 90s for le
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2 many commercial for my autism
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>>137024815
They are using equipment that costs many thousands of dollars. It really isn't that hard to believe.
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>>137024898
>I fucking work for A&E
proof or GTFO

>Do you actually think a 21000 camera cannot broadcast live from a car?
Is this why every single sports broadcast still uses wired cameras?

>What does your cellphone do?
Does not broadcast smooth HD live, as anyone who has ever watched a periscope stream can attest to
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>>137024249
>not running decent virus protection
deserve what you get faggot
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white dude scared shitless.
Dindu nuffin
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>>137024523
Whatever happened with this nigger up in Lansing? Anyone know? Never got closure
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>>137024898
>>136309218
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induring it's the wrong car
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>>137025078
About once an hour or so they will have "technical difficulties" where they loose the feed, and the ones in Arizona usually drop down to low quality 360p when the connection gets spotty. It's clearly being broadcast live with a few minutes delay to your TV.
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>>137025259
WINNER
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>100 degrees in Arizona

At night.
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Fuck she talks all retarded. Can't tell if stupid of just a blank personality.
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God damn these sheboons stole a shit ton of clothes.
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>>137024898

Dispatcher: "all units clear traffic, it's 20:03"

Look at my clock & it's 20:30 in real time.

This show is on about a 27 min delay.
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How many units there? It's obviously not their guy, why don't they fuck off and continue the investigation? Any excuse to not do actually their job lmfao
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>>137025403
or they just have a shitty uplink for existing footage. Again, if these wireless cameras were so great why are news vans still a thing? Seems like every single local station could save a whole bunch of money by just buying nicer cameras rather than having satellite trucks.

I'm not saying it isn't current, but it sure as hell isn't delayed by only 7 seconds.
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mup dat do doo didda muh closes MUH CLOTHESSSSSSS
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i bot dat ser
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>>137025403
More like a convenient excuse to pan away from pol tier C students ridicously harassing legal citizens
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>>137025484
Our winters are worth it.
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This dude should be poaching for ivory
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>>137025484
>dry heat

Not as bad if you're imagining it somewhere else.

Dry 90 feels like humid 70
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They good girls, dindu nuthin
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Barbwire and baby in the barbwire are mine.
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>>137025696
top kek
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>>137025553
Because it was a shooting. They are required to have a shit ton of cops when making a felony/shooting related stop. I sure as fuck wouldn't want to be shot by tyrone when pulling him over and no one around to assist me.
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>>137023959
God damn I hate the police. Of course they didn't do it you stupid fucking pigs, they're white.

Then you have this shitty panel. Man fuck this.
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>>137025758
Bullshit. I was just in arizona. It's still fucking hot.
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This guy knows a lot about barbed wire.
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Forrest Gump waiting for the bus while eating chocolates
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>>137025758
>>137025755

I'm just referring to the host's excuse for the Arizona feed cutting out
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I want to hear more about the varieties of barb wire.
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>>137023959
Mike, Larry? I know its one of you nigs.
Either way I'm glad this is a thing now cause live pd bingo with the family is spreading
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>>137025758
Fo realz. 70F in NC but with fucking 90% RH right now.... SUX BAWLS
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>>137025845
Don't doubt it kek, was mostly bullshitting

Been somewhere humid?
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How many police officers does it take to investigate a schizophrenic man with rocks and barbed wire????
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>>137025899
Oh no that sucks
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>>137025942
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>all these people debating about 7 second or 30min delay
>different streams show broad daylight and dead of night
>inb4 b-but muh timezones

Lets be honest here. Its COPS cut in the watchbait order of Mythbusters.
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>>137025962
I've never experienced 110+ and humid but I'm from the midwest where we hit 100+ and humid

It just sucks regardless
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>>137023959
What kind of viruses? I'm browsing on Brave and didn't notice anything
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>>137025988
I started feeling bad for the dude.
Hopefully he isn't eating the rocks.
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I can't believe what the panel is doing is considered work
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>>137025580
It's not 7 seconds, it's anywhere from 10 minutes on the low end to an hour on the high end. I live on the exact same longitude as Jefferson and I can clearly tell that it's about 20-30 minutes behind because of the sun going down.
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>>137026038
These are reruns, there aren't any new episodes until August 25th. Literally says that on the commercials.

And its on a 10 minute tape delay, not 30.
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>>137026038
Honestly I don't get why people care. As long as the shit happened today it's live enough for me. The fun is in the thread and communal experience.
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>>137023959

Jesus Christ commercials are annoying as fuck. People actually pay for this shit?
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>>137026038
Light levels match if you live in the area. Sorry but sunset is on a set schedule lol, no 30 minute delay
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>>137026156
my tv guide claims this episode is new. rerun starts in 15 minutes
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>>137026231
I remember an episode with lake county pd - light level did not match around sunset
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whats the best type of police event to watch on here?

Car chase? Shoot out?
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>>137026038
>inb4 b-but muh timezones

>Can't comprehend how it can be dark in South Carolina but still light in Arizona
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>>137026156
its new
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>>137026312
it's mostly watching the toll being paid
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That store must really suck to let them steal that many clothes at once.
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>>137026312
There have been some pretty good chases. I also like it when the cops fail to unload handguns and point them at their faces.
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summary of american commercials
>white guys looking lame and nerdy
>black guy with white woman and a wonderful and happy mixed family
>drugs that make you contemplate suicide (only white actors on the commercials)
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>>137026304
When they're in SC it's always matched light conditions in NC. So who knows.
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>>137026312
>>137026312
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYTBTw-_TCI

This is the video that god Tulsa PD to pull their contract, cause they almost shot him on TV. The cops showed incredible restraint.
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Hunting nigs
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>lake county
>leaving their cars on the driveway and not in a garage
hah, fucking poors
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>muh officer safety
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>Nissan Altima
>Grand Marquee
>likely melanin enriched.
/o/ would be proud.
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>>137026156
It absolutely doesn't. It's live and It just said they are going to be live tomorrow also. This episode is live, but on a several minute delay of course.
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So wait....

There are at least TWO DIFFERENT grey Nissan Altimas in Arizona?
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>>137026071
Yeah me too, but went to Colorado where it's drier, people were complaining about 90 and I just came from humid days hitting the hundreds, felt like a nice 70 degree day

May be exaggerating a bit but definitely fuck humidity
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>>137026325
>quotes b-but muh timezones
>Currently 8:45 PM in Arizona
>Sunset was 7:18 PM
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I live in a small town that is completely white. feels good to always leave doors unlocked with money inside and not have to worry.
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>>137026458
This. I'm nearly perfectly vertical with the Indiana location and it matches up to within a few minutes.
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>i don't want a breath test
Guilty as fuck
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>>137026312
I've been watching for about 6 months, and I can't remember there ever being a shootout, at least live. Last week there were 2 car chases in the first hour, though. Chases, general niggery, DUIs, and pull overs are the most common events on live pd.

>niggers stealing cars
wow just wow
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>I didn't realize a blood test involved an arrest
kek

>tfw you wear the same pair of jeans for a week because you work from home at least 50% of the time
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>ywn have a breath mint fetish
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>>137026779
>tfw water irrigation interrogation next week.
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>>137023959

This show is making me hate the police.
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tomorrow should be fun

>>137026859
this is kinda legit for me - if I buy mints I end up eating them way faster than I should
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>>137023959
https://youtu.be/8EjY9cHyHl4
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>>137026912
why? I just started watching
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If you ever get arrested just start yelling that you are hungry and thirsty. They are required to immediately give you food. Dylann Roof said this and they gave him Burger King,
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who is the hot chick on the panel?
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>>137027123
Thats a dude man.
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>>137026935
juvenile
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>>137024898
kys moron

you do understand you can put any amount of delay on the video

at least know what you're talking about before you LARP it
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I remember once I was watching and a dindu flipped his car in a chase and fled his upside down car with his toddler in hand, yelling about "muh baby" while fought the cop with his kid in his hands

It's on the a&e YouTube
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>>137027123
she fucks her dog
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>>137027123
>>137027196
This, [s]he's got big balls
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https://vaughnlive.tv/klarusboystreams watch it here
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MARIJUANA SMELLED
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BONG IN THE CAR
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>>137024898
I also work for A&E it's pretty decent money, they even paid for my cousins funeral who died during the sandy hook shootings, pretty good company. The videos actually run about 12 seconds ahead of real time, they use fiber optics to transfer the HD video from the cruisers back to the main hub.
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If it wasn't for shows like this and COPS, I would know nothing about drugs
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dude weed LMAO
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see ya'll tomorrow
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>join in
>it ends 10 minutes later
Does /pol/ do these threads every week?
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Hope that kids life dont get ruined over some plant. American police are pathetic and anybody who agrees with this nannystate bullshit.
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>>137027698
/tv/ started it but it feels better on /pol/ so hopefully
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>>137026537
>this perplexes the C student cop
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>credits rolling
fug it's over
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Who is watching the rerun?
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>>137027834
Black chick won't even get rid of her cig while getting arrested
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>nigger bitch
>pregnant
>smoking
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>>137027834
nah, switched to a movie, see you all tomorrow
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wtf is that thing
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>>137027834
Re-run that first car with the oil driller and pregnant nigger gal.
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>>137027079
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>>137024523
Kill a cop, and it's the electric chair.
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>>137026997
The most recent one, "Almost struck me"
Can be used for anything, you can be over a car length away and "almost strike" a cop, it's up to their interpretation

"You know i'm gonna search the car right"
Not without a warrant princess, they need to determine if he's under the influence first

This is typical for American cops, maybe 15% of them (respect to them) are involved in actual criminal situations, the rest is dick wagging and revenue collecting
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>>137023959
>nigger is pregnant and smoking exiting from a stolen truck
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kevin hart with a sword lol
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>>137028352
And two other knives
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>>137028340
Kek i love how the are all beaded in on her dome
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>be watching stream on the tube of |/>
>Keep getting stuck at buffering and gotta hitting F5
What did they mean by this?
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Redneck motherfucker getting roasted lol
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He wants to trade his sword in for a gun. True American he is.
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>>137029014
I garuntee the gun store won't sell him a gun because he sounds like a cracked up black person, does /pol/ think he's on drugs?
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>>137028430
I know. I just love that image
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>>137029123
That nigger is insane
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And the pregnant black lady walks off with cigarette in hand
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poor white kids get their lives ruined because the current state of America is so shit they need to turn to drugs to cope. Would have been much better if they just drank alcohol and killed their own brain cells.
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>>137029606
Idiots broke the first rule. Never break two laws at once. Sitting in the middle of the street was ignorant
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I'm actually confused to the stupidity of these people. Even white middle class stoners keep their weed in their pockets, instead of hiding it in the car going from place to place, or hell, hiding it while getting pulled over.

I suppose I should be questioning why all the dude weed idiots feel the need to smoke in their car to begin with. Most of them are not teenagers, they can probably smoke at home.
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Lol, an actual sandwich in a sandwich baggy has the cops all stunned
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>Sandwich inside of a sandwich baggy
This is impressive to them. This says a lot.
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Cops BTFO by a sandwich
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>Washington
>The sun is up
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Live
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What in actual fuck is that?
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>>137030198
This is the re-run
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Live PD BTFO
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Cute pupper
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>>137030201
That's a dog, anon. It goes woof.
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gamecucks, lmao
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>>137029849
true, then they ratted at their dealers, dumb move, should have said he had just bought it from the house right there, reeetards
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>>137030608
I was talking about the hideous woman in the previous seen. She looked like quasimoto
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whats the up and down on the amount of weed they have in the house?

I would say 3oz but could be a quap
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>>137031085

Does it matter? The just admitted to selling. Possession isn't their problem, the cops have them dead to rights.

I'm pretty sure the scent of weed doesn't give them probably cause to search a house because "they are worried about destruction of evidence". It was probably more that someone said they sold drugs out of the house, but even still, I don't see a real threat of destruction of evidence that would allow them to enter without a search warrant. Any lawyers here?
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>>137031085
My bet is hp
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> sell weed everyday

o shit da cops
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>>137023959
Shits not live, it cut to the west coast video and it appeared to be 7-8pm- daylight- when its 9:30 PM on the west coast right now. It's fake clickbait pre recorded and edited. Its bullshit, don't waste your time on this shit.
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>>137031443

Probable cause*
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>butterburger
>amerilards
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>>137031443
smelling weed outside a house is usually probable cause enough....especially if the idiots open the door for the cops and invite 'em in
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>>137031593
He's not fat, he can enjoy a butterburger
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HE JUST WANTS HIS BUTTER BURGER
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the FUCK is a butterburger
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wtf is a butter burger
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wtf is a butter burger
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god bless of america
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>>137031790
>>137031782
CULVERS
amazing food
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>>137031615
But cops used "smelling weed" as an excuse for anyone who looks like a stoner, so a high court ruled that it's not a probable cause to search

#askwright what is your cup size, what is the caliber of your sidearm?
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>>137031834
it really is

fuck im hungry
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anyone asking a Q?
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>>137031615

No, it's not. That couldn't possibly be the case or at warrants wouldn't need to exist in the first place, because every cop would smell weed when going up to the house.

This isn't like vehicle stop. Probable cause doesn't give them the ability to enter without a warrant, it's the concern for immediate destruction of evidence. That destruction of evidence has a high standard.
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This cop in jeans looks like the ultimate douche
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>>137031989
For real.

He looks like a homosexual man slut who repented and tried to become an nondenominational preacher.
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Get your fucking shit together Arizona
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Yaaaaaawn.

Like all tv this puts me in a coma. 2/10 would not ride again.

>tfw actually miss COPS because they'd skip the lame shit
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That emt is cracking up
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South Carolina, of course...
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>>137023959
>click link
>thought it would be some live no-bullshit dashcam footage
>instead it's some insipid jewed-up reality show

please delete this retarded thread right now
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Look at this dumb whore over here.
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>Be American
>Get stopped for a tail light being out
>Forced to crawl backwards on my hands and knees while constantly yelling "yes sir!"
>Filmed live for Jewish profit and millions of people watch you and laugh.

This is some kike's wet dream.
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>white women
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>>137032361
That's because it was edited after the fact. This is just a bunch of cameramen following a handful of cops and with some handlers they occasionally cut to for their input.
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anyone else follow along on twitter via #livepd?

Shit's like live sports
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>>137032673
This, kill yourselves for watching this "reality" bullshit
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>>137032673

Soon to be the most popular show in America, Goy.

Forget that the government and media are colluding to strip you of any remaining privacy you may have so they film people when they are at their very worst. Don't forget everyone with mental heath issues on the show. That's fair game.
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>>137032728
this is my favorite comment of the night
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How can they record without blurring faces? They didn't give consent if it's live
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>>137033011
It's "News", so they don't have to blur faces.
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>>137031085
Only an ounce

talk about a waste of resources
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>>137033241
yeah.."news"
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>>137033403
What did she do, anons? Just tuning in, getting /comfy/
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>>137033476
Expired tags
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>>137033476
expired tags I think.. holy shit they recorded some random guy in the store.. Total privacy violation
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"Banana"
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I wonder why she loves bananas
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dem tiddies

cop is getting a pic of those milk duds
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Copfag here. I think you guys might appreciate this
>been raining all day
>get a call regarding a snake being in someone's yard
>check notes
"caller not sure if it's poisonous or not"
>been to this house before, shrieking negress and her boyfriend live there
>arrive on scene wondering what the hell I'm going to do with a snake
>walk towards the porch being careful not to step on grass leaf I tred on anyone
>they're waiting for me
"ma'am, what can I help you with tonight?"
"there's a snake in the yard, I'm not sure if it's still there."
"there is?
>clearly no snek in yard
>she points where it was, shine my light on that area
SHSJDHDJSJFJFJSJDH OH MAH LORD OMG SAVE ME
>she knocks over her boyfriend and throws herself inside
"ma'am that's a tree root..."
"omg is that what it is?"
>boyfriend chimes in
"yeah babe it's a tree stump. We're sorry officer. It just looked like a snake with how it's all wet. We couldn't really see it with our flashlight.
>Helen Keller would know this was a tree root
" not a problem at all sir"
"we thought the snake had been living in thst tree right there"
>points to shitty sapling in the yard
"yeah.... Well Y'all have a good night"
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knife envy of that chick cop
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>>137034190
She wanted the D. Gonna use those pink handcuffs in bed
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>>137032673
>>137032728
>>137032955
This. It's revolting.
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>>137034175
How hard is it to stay polite with shit like that??

Also related: you see the Live PD ep where the guy on the moped had a rat in his front basket??
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>>137034175
should have freaked out and shot at the "snake" a few times
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That scientology shit tho...
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>>137023959
I gave up after 5 minutes of fucking commercials, I haven't seen a single commercial in months, after ditching television (years ago) and putting adblockers on everything, it goes from being a minor nuisance to making you want to burn down a toothpaste factory for having to watch their 45 second pile of shit commercial.
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Fucking leaf checking in.
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>>137034814
It takes practice. In general being polite and professional works as a passive way to help deescalate situations and keep people calm. It also looks/sounds good should any complaints come your way. You always want supervisors to say "this officer was much nicer than I would have been in this situation."

With most people this works. Some people only respond to your daily cast of voice of the Emporer though.

I have not. But I belive it. Saw the homeless lady in town forgo packing a pillow and food so she could take two 2 liters of her piss with her once
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fucking druggos
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>>137035315
THIS I want to make a youtube channel of fake ads that are just obvious subliminal sex messages

I saw a video and can't find it, but it was like 3 people sitting in a room and the TV is on, they go "o shit the ad is about to play look away" and one guy is still looking at the screen. It starts to flash with sex things and horrific images and says "buy stomach-aid" for your heartburn. So the video cuts to him and he is just DRIVEN to buy it, gets in his car, and throws it in the back seat, into a pile with like 40 other full boxes of the stuff, that he doesn't even take, just needs to buy. Maybe was a spoof or something, but was fucking hilarious.
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>>137035819
>fake ads
You may enjoy this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bOZvZqmSmA
Its the fake ads from a video game.

>Is your penis getting the way?
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>>137036046
>loophole lennys
I would shop there
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>>137023959
this nigga's gonna pee his pants
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTTXvfEIGFc

just found this on youtube suggested lol, get in here
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ok question time: who has been your fav onset guest? Sticks,K-Law,Mastrioni, nerd from last week, or Blonde this week?
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does something really happen or is it staged as fuck as all "reality" tv?
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>>137038101
its literally in the op you mongrel
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How much of a delay is the show on? No way in hell they're broadcasting it completely live.
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>>137039507

It's almost certainly on some kind of delay, no way in hell would any PD in their right mind let a camera crew stream them truly live.

Besides that, considering the Youtube guy's been streaming for 5 hours now, it's pretty certain we're watching episodes from last year.
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>half of this fucking thread is people arguing about if it's live or not
>people can't realize that it's a 30 minute delay
>people can't realize they rerun the exact fucking episode twice in the same night after it's done airing
>people ARE STILL ARGUING OVER THIS

I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD YOU GUYS SURPRISE ME WITH HOW FUCKING RETARDED YOU ALL ARE
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>>137040946
also that they show clips of stuff that happened early that day/week when nothing exciting is happening while live? Just listen to Dan for fucks sake
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Is officer Alyssa Wright the blonde from black patrol?
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>>137041860
>implying being around niggers all day wouldn't make you hate niggers
Delete this! Alyssa is pure.
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>>137041993

if Alyssa is the blonde cop who was on the panel tonight, she had as much personality as a fucking 2x4.

Where the fuck is Sticks or literally any of the other white, male cops, they're a lot better guests.

Also Casey is the best cop; guy in AZ. He puts up with NO bullshit at all, goes from 0 to 100 in seconds, you know he hates niggers.
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>>137042738
Yeah that's her. You could tell she was really nervous. She kept stumbling over her words. James Casey is the best. I hope they bring him in studio sometime. I bet the banter would be great.
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>>137028340
>4 cops to handcuff a pregnant 30 year old who's smoking a cigarette
>4 semi automatic weapons pointed at her head
>she could have run away with her legs
>1 cop could have thrown her in a burlap sack without all the cams
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>>137041860
waifu'd
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Just the sight of those ARs scares the shit out of me t.b.h.
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OP, refresh stream pl0x
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this guy's a fucking comedian
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My nigga refresh it
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>>137045900
2nd link stream 2 is working for me
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>>137023959
Back in the good old days /pol/acks used to listen to the Detriot police scanner. Those threads were comfy
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>>137047069
there is usually a chicago police scanner thread up at night
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