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Germany wants their women to pee standing up! 2017-08-12 03:16:02 Post No. 137023718
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Germany wants their women to pee standing up!
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2017-08-12 03:16:02
Post No. 137023718
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http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-40899902
> These urinals are a standard design but are in a gender-neutral toilet at a Berlin government building.
> It's a common problem when you're out and about. Nature calls - but the queue for the ladies is bladder-testingly slow to advance.
> Meanwhile your male companion waltzes in and out with what often feels like unfair speed.
> Now, the Berlin city authorities plan to address the issue of gender equality in public toilets, as they seek to redevelop the city's conveniences.
> All locations that currently have a male-only "pissoir" (public urinal facility) should only exist in combination with unisex toilets, a 99-page city strategy paper.
> "In the future urinals which can be used by all genders should be offered," the paper says.
>The provision of urinals for women "could be a subject for the continuation of the [toilet] concept and an opportunity for Berlin to show that it is innovative," it adds.
>The authors write that pissoirs serve a useful purpose, as they are an effective measure against the problem of "Wildpinkeln" (outdoor peeing, generally by men).
> This conservative CDU-linked Berlin woman is sceptical. "Why does [the state government] want me to pee standing up?" she asks.
> "There are more important topics for us women!" she writes, "safety on public transport for example".
> This Swiss-based woman tried out a woman's urinal in a theatre in Winterthur. "That is something," she said:
> Though her use of the hashtag #fail suggests she struggled.
> Unisex urinals could save water, because a survey suggested that women often flush a public toilet three times during one visit.
> His team's design for a women's urinal, a prototype of which is installed at his university in Gelsenkirchen, includes a cubicle with a door. The system is like a men's urinal, only lower, Prof Demiriz told the website. The user has her back to the wall, and hunkers down as if skiing, he said.
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>>137023718
At least they will stand up for something.
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> Meanwhile your male companion waltzes in and out with what often feels like unfair speed.
Fuck they can just walk into and do the same thing and piss, they just take forever as they check everything else such as makeup and what not. Have fun cleaning period off of the urinal
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>>137023718
Can we just get rid of women already? It's all getting far too complicated.
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>>137023718
>because a survey suggested that women often flush a public toilet three times during one visit.
> Meanwhile your male companion waltzes in and out with what often feels like unfair speed.
GEE
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> Unisex urinals could save water, because a survey suggested that women often flush a public toilet three times during one visit.
does this mean i am hyper-masculine for being too lazy to flush the toilet after taking a piss?
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>>137023929
MY SIDES
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>>137023718
Can someone tell me what an "unfair speed" of urination clocks in at? I presume that pissing takes at least a minute
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have at girls
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>>137023718
Am a girl, peeing standing up makes you spray and dribble urine on your legs because your pussy lips make the urine come out at odd angles. Plus in order to pee standing up you'd have to pull down your pants or possibly remove all lower clothing so not to get pee on it, revealing bare ass to dudes in this gender neutral bathroom. This is a fucking stupid idea. Who the fuck thought this up?
Even if you used one of those pee funnel things you'd have to wash it and carry it around in your purse. I'm not carrying around a piss funnel in a clutch bag.
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>>137023718
In my country, we squat to pee/poo. This is most natural and gender-neutral.
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>>137024570
I like how women are complaining it's unfair that I walk into the bathroom and piss then wash my hands in a minute since they can't figure out how to pee and wipe then wash their hands without it taking 10 minutes.
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>>137024937
JUST LIKE IN THE STONE AGE YISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SO PROGRESSIVE
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>bad thing
it'll significantly reduce the queue
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>>137023718
Jesus Christ this spacing gave me cancer your fucking retarded
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>>137023718
America should've used their second atom bomb for germany instead of nagasaki
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>>137023929
Fpbp
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>>137024937
Americans and Europeans are too fat to squat that low. They would miss and shit on the floor.
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>>137024937
wat a shit hole
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>>137024937
Why didn't you post a picture of a sidewalk?
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>>137024256
almost as if women have more body fluids leaking from them and get the equivalent of the flu shots once a month
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>>137026488
addendum:
fun fact: period blood sinks to the bottom of the bowl and gets "stuck" occasionally necessitating two flushes.
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>>137023718
>be woman
>have to piss
>go to bathroom stall
>to afraid to put ass down cause seat is dirty
>hover over seat
>piss all over seat
>get worried your making to much noise
>clench to early and stand up rest of piss dribble down leg
>spend twenty minutes air drying your vag in stall
>leave, dont even clean the seat
seriously what the fuck do they do in there?
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>>137023718
hey commie we have to set aside difference and team up to kill globalist libtards
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>>137024937
This is the only deal breaker when visiting china.
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>be man
>go to unisex toilet
>unzip dick to pee
>woman comes over to pee
>drops down her panties and spreads her legs wide over the urinal
>can't pee anymore dick too hard.
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>>137024937
I'm from Eastern Europe and I prefer these.
Less wiping, cleaner, easier to push out the poo because you were made to shit squatting and you also have a little minigame of aiming instead of trying to push out that poo baby in the unnatural sitting pose.
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>>137023718
>Unisex urinals could save water, because a survey suggested that women often flush a public toilet three times during one visit.
???
What is the reason behind this? Genuinely curious.
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>>137023929
FPBP
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>>137027232
flush when entering because eek dirty water
flush after pee
flush after wiping vag with paper towels.
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>>137027232
Bitches are greedy and consume excess resources
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>>137027408
>>137027475
So what I figured, no good reason, just disregard for efficiency and conservation.
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There is this invention, it's called a toilet, turns out men AND women can use it with no modifications.
>germans are literal retards.
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>>137024937
I squat on my toilet seat at home when I have to poo. Don't understand why anyone would sit. I still stand to piss though.
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>>137023718
Germany is a fucked- up refugee infested shithole. No one should be surprised.
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>>137027232
Pinch it off and flush it down rather than let it stew and stink. Too bad that literally doesn't work and it smells just as bad. I tried.
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>>137023718
>Germany
Ah yes so my jealousy determines my public funding for restrooms and bathroom legislation......
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>>137026977
I'd be honest with you, it would be hard for me to get hard off of that.
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>>137026977
>into watersports
Degenerate. Also, just take a step back and lean over.
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>>137023718
The line to the ladies' restroom wouldn't be so long if it wasn't filled with trannies.
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trans woman. This is something cis people made up.
when I pee standing up there is too much that dribbles out afterwards and you gotta kinda work it to ensure that doesn't happen..
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>>137026641
Shit, makeup, selfies, gossip.
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>>137024926
t. roastie
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>>137024926
Well then hold your pussy lips open. Uncircumcized guys deal with the same problem
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>>137023929
Cigrette box flag with the bantz
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>>137023718
Memes aside I'm surprised they're not forcing men to sit down to pee instead. In today's Germany, this has to count as progress.
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>>137023718
U N F A I R S P E E D
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>>137023948
Once women go into a stall their phones come out
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>>137028759
lol.
absolute bullshit.
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>>137024926
The bare essentials of a woman's clutch bag. Money, makeup, mints, piss funnel.
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>>137023718
RIP custodians, piss absolutely everywhere
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>>137027676
simpler yet, its just autism
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>>137023718
Berlin is a shithole
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>>137023929
YOU REALLY IGNITED MY KLEINHAUSER-
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>>137023718
>His team's design for a women's urinal, a prototype of which is installed at his university in Gelsenkirchen, includes a cubicle with a door.
>women's urinal
>a cubicle with a door
the guy invented a fucking stall
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>>137023718
Right. Let's make it all complicated.
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>>137023929
FPBP WEW LAD
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>>137026977
Just piss into the air and see if you can hit ceiling.
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