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What the fuck was his problem?

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What the fuck was his problem?
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fpbp
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>>137018539
you're a retard if you think money changers belong in temples.
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>>137018539
Jews
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>jesus wuz a kike!!!

Last time I checked Kikes didn't run each other out of business with brute force
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>>137018539
Synagogue of Satan
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>>137018555


trips of truth

you are so meta
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Lmao, who cares about a mythical character?

History records many dying-and-rising saviors. Examples from the Ancient Near East that preceded the Jesus story include Tammuz, Osiris, Dionysus, Adonis, Attis, and Baal. Here is a brief introduction.

Tammuz was the Sumerian god of food and vegetation and dates from c. 2000 BCE. His death was celebrated every spring. One version of the story has him living in the underworld for six months each year, alternating with his sister.

Osirus was killed by his brother Set and cut into many pieces and scattered. His wife Isis gathered the pieces together, and he was reincarnated as the Egyptian god of the underworld and judge of the dead. He was worshipped well before 2000 BCE.

Dionysus (known as Bacchus in Roman mythology) was the Greek god of wine and dates to the 1200s BCE. The son of Zeus and a mortal woman, Dionysus was killed and then brought back to life.

Adonis (from 600 BCE) is a Greek god who was killed and then returned to life by Zeus.

Attis (from 1200 BCE) is a vegetation god from central Asia Minor, brought back to life by his lover Cybele.

In Canaanite religion, Baal (BaĘżal) was part of a cycle of life and death. Baal and Mot are sons of the supreme god El (yes, one of the names of the Jewish god). When El favored the death god Mot over Baal, the heat of the summer took over and Baal died. He was resurrected when his sister-wife kills Mot.

All these gods:

came from regions that were close enough to the crossroads of Israel (Mesopotamia, Egypt, Greece, and Asia Minor) for the ideas to have plausibly made it there,
were worshipped well before the time of Jesus, and
were of the dying-and-rising sort.

This is strong evidence that the gospel writers knew of (and could have been influenced by) resurrecting god stories from other cultures.
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>>137019758
>Lmao, who cares about a mythical character?
We know which direction you are going when you die.
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>>137018539
they poked the bear jew
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>>137019758
Let's see, voluntarily ignoring any historical data that is consistent with biblical scripture (in regards to events, describing geographical areas, etc.) Relying on a pathetic attempt at correlating multiple mythologies with Jesus, because apparently correlation equals causation (as in the claim that Jesus wasn't real because there is a correlation between his miracles, and hundreds of deities, myths, etc.).

Even till this day, there are artifacts being discovered which tie back into Christianity. Along with biblical characters that have proof for their existence. You are committing a chop-logic fallacy along with exclusion fallacies.
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>>137018539
Jews were being disrespectful.
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>>137019758
>This is strong evidence that the gospel writers knew of (and could have been influenced by) resurrecting god stories from other cultures.
No it isn't, you are trying to make an opinion into a fact by arguing for a strawman argument that proves nothing other than similarities. What makes your argument worst, is the fact that I relies on having to nitpick from multiple religions, mythologies, etc.

People whom believe the copy-cat theory is valid, typically rely on having to tie in multiple items from different eras to come up with a semi-logical conclusion. There are also inconsistencies among those whom believe the copy-cat theory is valid, as some believe Christianity borrowed from Nordic Paganism, Roman-hellnistic deities, Hinduism, Greek mythology, Egyptian mythology, Zoroastrianism, other pagan religions, and some go to the extent of including more eastern religions such as Buddhism.
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>>137018539
he's was just putting the kikes in their place!
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>>137019758
hahahahaha you're going to burn in hell faggot lol

>>137018539
HE WAS CONSUMED BY A LOVE FOR HIS FATHER'S TEMPLE READ THE BOOK BEFORE ASKING QUESTIONS YOU ARE LIKE A LITTLE BABY, MAKING NOISE, DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
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We watched this movie once in year 4 that was like a modern day take on Jesus, and in the temple scene they were selling grenades and guns and stuff and there were skimpy chicks dancing around on tables.

We had a teacher's aid(?) at the time (one of those young people learning to be a teacher fresh out of uni).

Anyway we watched part of the movie one day, and I asked her if we were going to watch the rest of the movie and I said I liked it, and she said what did you like about it?. I forget what I said, but then she said "what you really liked was the boobs and butts didn't you?" or something along those lines.

I... I'm still not really sure what she was trying to convey that day.
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i dont see any problem in that pic
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>>137018539
Too bad Jesus is not here to go through our banks, credit card companies, and payday loan places doing this. Much needed.
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Jews are of their father the Devil.

The Devil is the Demiurge.

Cain was fathered by the Serpent Archon.
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>>137018539

He got triggered by kikes. I can relate
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>>137018539
Worshippers had to trade in their doves and grain and pay exorbitant prices for the money changer's doves and grain.
Profiting off the sacred sacrificial rites and profiting off the poor who sought to give their due to God
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>>137018539
NO KIKEs
NO MUDSLIMES
NO LEFTARDS

>WALK THE SHINING PATH
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>>137018539
Jews were jewing around and Jesus was having none of that
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>>137025448
comfy pic is aesthetic.
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>>137024484
you missed the point
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>>137025655

/comfy/ yeah
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>>137018539
Fucking KIKES deserved a whipping, that's what the problem was you dumbass
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Jews are still doing the same exact thing. Selling birds to sacrifice at Temple. And they don't like anyone knowing about it.
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>>137025884
And what would be the point that I seem to be missing?
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>>137018539
Beating a kike's ass is never a bad thing
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>>137026686
NO KIKES
NO MUDSLIMES
NO LEFTARDS
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>>137026709
>banks, credit card companies, and payday loan places
>Christ Driving the Money Lenders from the Temple.jpg

Render that which is Ceasar's unto Ceasar, render that which is God's unto God.
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>>137021907
nah fuck you satan ok

>t. jesus christ our lord and saviour
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