You wake up tomorrow morning
Women are universally unable to provide sexual relief for some reason
Do you still associate with women outside of your family?
>>137015577
>implying I associate with women at all
I'm so lonely....
I wouldn't even notice man, I'm a touchless 27yo virgin.
>>137016527
the roasties are coming up to the time to settle down m8 you will be swimming in it when they hit 29-30
>>137016527
Download Tinder or Happn. Guaranteed pussy, as long you look half way decent and you don't act like an idiot
>>137016626
>when they hit 29-30
way too old for me man.
whats the point in having some blown out roastie?
>>137015577
Stop being gay faggot
>>137015577
Women are only worth as much as the hole between their legs.
No redeemable qualities asides from that.
>>137017055
Youre grounded
>>137017235
Good thing I don't live at home anymore you have no power here tripfag.
>>137017351
Awww
>>137016918
I'm too scared for any of that.
>>137017544
Why do you come here to lose arguments just go back
>>137018369
>>137015577
Women already don't provide me sexual relief and I don't associate with them so life is exactly the same except I get to watch men who've told me it's not a big deal slowly go insane.
>>137016527
i think i can help.
>find unhappy muslim girl
>run away to america with her
>write a book about it
>get your story turned into hollywood tearjerker
>spend tons of money like irresponsible burgers
>>137015577
No. Frankly by this point my standards have gotten way too high for any 3D woman to satisfy.
>>137018971
no thanks
>>137019213
I really need to spend less time here
>>137019742
Don't worry anon, one day waifus will become real, the free market demands it.