/cpd/ - CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - FRIDAY FRY-DAY EDITION

Evening, Roberts.

Im crusing on some thc edible yahooo roberts gonna get comfy in bed soon

if tried listening to it but I can't get into it

I can't really understand what they're saying
pls help

Robert hunts niggers whats not too love

>>137011711
Lucckkky I can't cop until tomorrow. Anything exciting happening yet?

This is my first time in one of these threads. I've been curious for a while but never really found the time/motivation until now.

Is there anything I need to know to get caught up with the oldfags?

>>137011894
You get used to it pretty quickly. Just keep it on in the background as you browse the internet and soon you can understand the voices.

It's kind of fast paced but what you need to keep in mind is:

>CPD rarely uses codes for happenins, they're always described
>numbers+letter (e.g. 1453-Charlie, 111-Robert) refer to a police car and the shift

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>>137012207
Take this!

Vancouver bc the dispensarys mail me my shit

>>137012207
Just know the terminology in the OP, you'll catch on. Don't forget to check your keys.

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>>137011132

>>137012317
Thanks. I don't hear Robert yet, though. What constitutes night hours?

>>137012514
I'll just try to do this. I'll figure it out eventually.

Thanks anons.

Is it hot in chiraq tonight when will the chimps start nigging out

O shit she got pistol whipped!!!!!!!!

>>137012837
It has been cool all month... things have slowed down as a result. Only 71 right now.

>>137013049
Not even 2 weeks since gibs day and male black is already too broke to afford bullets.

>male black in the street trying to start fires

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>>137012728
10 PM Chiraq Time, 11 PM EST is when the third shift starts

>>137014957
>mfw the OP edition become prophecy

I didn't ask for this responsibility

>they've got knives, guns, and sticks

>>137011132
Holy fuck, /cpd/ virgin here, Im honestly amazed at how bad the nigs chimp out in CHago. Imagine being one of those officers, constantly hearing "Suspect: Male Black". And they wonder why racial profiling is a thing.

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>>137016230
It's not profiling when colored folks literally commit all of the crime

>>137016580
I really wish I had screencapped the Libyan dude saying Chicago makes him feel better about his county.

>>137016580
Not exactly true. A lot of it goes unreported.

It's about the same, but much much worse depending on where you are.

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hello /cpd/, it's been awhile. I've been so busy with life I haven't had the chance to tune in. anything happening in chiraq tonight?

sup guys. i see this thread all the time, are the broadcasts really that entertaining? there must be something awesome about it if this has been such a long running thing.

>>137019412
They can be. It's mostly chill, then you will get good stuff every 5-15min depending on activity level. It's good with that ambient music and a drink.

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>>137019412
Yes, it's like COPS on steroids, and it literally never ends. Can also be pretty funny when dispatch and cops bring the bantz

grab a bingo card and get comfy

>>137019679
top kek 'send someone over to some taco place, drunk white girl assaulted'

wew you guys weren't kidding.

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>drunk white bitch getting naked

Flash Tacos sounds like a good time. girl now taking her clothes off and throwing shit. this is hilarious.

lay off the bath salts unless you wanna flip out and get naked in a taco joint

FEMALE WHITE
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holy shit i live in NYC and i've listened to the scanners here, they're nowhere near as busy and chatty as this shit. this is crazy. and its not even late yet, goddamn.

found the taco place with the crazy white girl.

shots fired, top fucking kek. this place is a fucking warzone holy shit.

>female asian lighting paper on fire with matches

R A R E

>lighting people on fire
this is gold

Do they have sites like this for us bro over the pond? This pretty new to me burger bros.

>>137021033
paper? ohhhhh

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>>137020912
It is a warzone

>>137021058
I believe all your police traffic is encrypted.

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>Asian in an alley with matches lighting people on fire

Doing god's work Roberts, Bless you all

>dispatch using emercency broadcast to troll an officer listening to slow jams in his car

>crazy asian girl setting shit on fire

>boyfriend trying to break into a house over drug dispute

i'm gonna need to go get a buncha beers, this is great.

how the fuck can a city have so many problems

>>137021058
fairly certain it's highly illegal over here

>>137021160
It's been run by Democrats since forever and two thirds of the populations is niggers or beaners.

>uncontrollable black pit bulls going west

>>137011132
Been watching the cville stuff, need some comfier stuff before bed.
Stay safe Robert.

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looking at maps to get an idea of what Chicago is like and where this stuff goes down. where are the hotspots?

>>137021201
Years ago it was pretty common for people to have police scanners, they changed it up tho. My uncle had one and him and his friend used to listen to it and get local gossip and happenings. Local thugs used to have them too, for obvious reasons.

>car vs golf cart

That's a new one.

>>137022075
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>137022075
>fuller park
>riverdale
>englewood/ west englewood

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checking in just in time for prime Robert hour. May male black succumb to the glory that is Robert.

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>light complexion
>tyrane

>>137023782
topkek just came back in to hear that, hilarious. also

>dreads

>>137023862
good thing the CPD is there to stop this cultural appropriation

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crazy drivers tonight

Gangbangers. Nice!

trapped on 6th floor surrounded by gangbangers

>this will surely end well for everyone involved

16th FLOOR

Drunk and bleeding from his eyes. I'll have what he's having.

>beaners having a shouting match on the street
>one has a baby

Did i hear that right?
Children trying to set an abandoned building on fire?

>>137027721
Such is life in the zone.

>caller's sister stabbed his other sister

>>137022075
https://data.cityofchicago.org/widgets/dfnk-7re6

Interactive crime map for you and homicide map pic

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>>137029111

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A recent guide compiled and posted in another thread, thought it might be good to have as a pocket reference.

>man struck by a rock

>>137029254
Nice meme guide, but someone should make a real one where every interaction doesn't end in your clothes stained with blood. That guide literally only makes sense if you've lived your entire life in the shittiest ghettos of the shittest U.S. cities.

One thing that should be added to either the meme guide or a real guide is dealing with the tribal behavior of Dindus. They may be brutal, but they do have their own culture and it IS possible to infiltrate Dindu spaces by channeling your inner chimp.

FIREWORKS
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>kids drinking and smoking weed in the alley

>they found a bumper on the corner

>bums living in lockers

it's starting to pick up now that all the nogz are getting good and toasty

>>137034675
Just got here, anything good yet
or pretty slow?

>Customer broke the door off of a white Toyota.

>some sort of puncture wound to his left arm

>Large group of male and females getting ready to fight in the street.
Gangs of Chicago when?

>group of males attacking an occupied vehicle

Horse?

>>old school bag lady in street

*random horse noise*

Who is Robert and why does the dispatcher always talk about him?

Chicongo has so much damn anger. Just listen to this shit. Why these people so angry

>>bitch and/or bitches punched in the mouth
Remember ladies, always pay your pimp.

>>137024002
Shit that's an awesome picture, thank you!

Shots fired, 4 male blacks running.

HERE WE GO

Shots Fired!!!

>>137036515
Self esteem movement.
They are all convinced they are the center of the universe.
That and low IQ, agressive genes jewish media etc etc.

Basically the fall of western civilization.
That's why we listen!

>>137024002
Btw, would be possible to turn this into a wallpaper?

I wonder what the intoxicated male is looking for in the garbage cans

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>male turning over garbage cans
garbage can assault

THAT NIGGA DEAD

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>male hanging half out a wrangler nonresponsive

F

It would be okay if they lived in the building though...freaky deaky in the laundry room. In an apartment building that is not there's.

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>>137037900
ANTIFA ON SCENE!

>>two calls shots fired

first time listening to this stream. it's eerie but strangely comfy. are there other ambient streams for other cities?

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>6 or 7 shots fired
AH AH AH

>foot chase
>perp has a gun

2445 DRAKE MAN WITH GUN

>>Guy running with a gun
>>Check your keys

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>>137037540
Thanks. Good idea with the wallpaper... here's two.

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>>137040873

>>137040873
>>137040912
Awesome dude, have a good friday fried chicken /cpd/ late night

>>137041195
Right on. Last call at the bars now. Fried chicken incoming, Robert.

>>137011132
How have things been, Roberts?

>>137041801
The usual coonery.

>aside from arson you need to call area command and news affairs as soon as you can

>>137038192
He ded

Are nigs robbing some girls center for excellence? Sounds like an educational building.

>>137042680
Schools get broken into all the time.

Tuning in.. comfy with the ambient music desu

>man sleeping ON his Tahoe with it running
comfy

>>137043087
But why? You couldn't pay them to go in them during the day.

>anon reports that male black has broken the windows of a car and pissed on it

>>137043963
Probably to steal things.

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>>137043390
>they can't give you a DUI if you're not in car

first timer here. this is the most chill thing i've ever seen on this board. love it.

>>137044105
Lel

>person shot at the kennedy overpass

>>137045020
Are the problems constant with cars getting shot at on the highway? I know it happens.

>>137045404
More than constant, probably happens almost everyday which is scary

Give her one last Bamp as I am up way too late.

>>137047996
No one do this

>>137047996
is robert in the mafia?

sup guys i'm back, drank alot

>shots fired

top kek. let's get this thread rollin again. this is great. what'd i miss?

assault in progress here we go

>>137052588
Think there was some fight with la raza thugs, some shots fired aaaaand street racing I guess

>>137052913
wow thats funny as hell.

KEK! another assult in progress. how have i never been here for these threads before, this is great. but what i wanna know is, when can we just nuke detoilet?

whoops, i mean, you know, chi-irqw? iraq.. drinking alot. it's the most ghetto shit i've ever heard.

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>female white with a busted head(?)
>wearing no pants or shoes
>running down the street

>>137011132
Straya here tuning in

the ambient overlay to radio chatter is oddly cinematic, like i'm listening into a movie worlds reality.

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Missing for some weeks now, tell me lads is Chicago better or are murder orgies still happening?