YELLOWSTONE BIG BOOM IT IS GOING TO HAPPEN SOON - IS KOREA TO BLAME?

OP is deformed.

>>137008162
c'mon kim this is your shot
your one opportunity to destroy the world

geologist here, nothing is happening.

most of those 1,500 earthquakes aren't a big deal at all.

LITERALLY

>>137008453
>geologist here, nothing is happening.

Thank you.

OMG guys OVER 3000 quakes hit it in 3 months in 1985! Remember when it blew then?!?!?!?

>>137008162
There isn't enough material over the chamber to create pressures high enough for a large exlposion this time. The worst that will happen is a very large lava flow, which is bad, but not earth changing

Fuck off

>>137008815
It's only really bad for the park, lava flows don't really leave the park boundaries.

>>137008162
America invades the norks, China invades India, Saidi Arabia invades Qatar and Yellowstone erupts all over the next week

>>137008242
that goes without saying, but has anyone ever noticed that all these article preface all this bizarreness with 'It will not happen blah blah blah 1 in a 700,000 chance' or somfink -
bottonline /pol/acks we could be caught between a crazy chinaman/mongolkhan wannabe and a volcano. Bloody exciting times, I am a little more nervous about the fatboy though, maybe.

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>>137008162
Yellowstone threads are extra comfy

>USA would get EMP attacked immediately following a Yellowstone eruption

>>137008162
Stop falling for clickbait.

>>137008961
Of its large enough of a flow it could, but there isn't going to be a big boom lol

>>137008162
the russians hacked our geysers

>>137008453
marine biologist here, IT'S ABSOLUTELY FUCKING HAPPENING

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>>137008162
As usual OP is a faggot

>>137009218
Sandwich artist here, can also confirm

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>>137008162
op is gay

I said this same exact thing on another thread and then someone called me a nigger.
:(

>>137008453
geo-political analyst

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>>137008162

Day of the grill

>>137009237
There was at least 10 Earthquakes in Yellowstone in the past month... I have been watching it on
https://earthquaketrack.com/recent
So that info is not real.
Also to keep the masses calm they would not report if Yelowstone was unstable.

>>137009952
https://earthquaketrack.com/us-mt-west-yellowstone/recent

>>137008453
Geologist terraformer here. Shit is happening folks.

>>137008789
No, fake news.

Yes please.

>>137009654
these earthquake swarms are clearly partisan

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>>137010137
For those unaware where the vocano is... Oh right at the earthquake location

>>137010300
oooo
checedk

Why don't they just drill some holes into it to releive the pressure?

>>137009433
>thank you subway

>>137008162
Please happen. I want commiefornia to be buried under a foot of ash.

The dinosaurs were all "chill out, it's only a 1 in a bazillion chance it'll go off" and now they're filling my petrol tank.

>>137008162
All the geysers at Yellowstone are constantly relieving pressure so it never reaches that tipping point. You're just addicted to happenings.

>While it may seem alarming, the experts say this behaviour is common, and the locations are so far exhibiting minimal changes this month.

>'Behavior is similar to the past several months,’ USGS notes in a monthly update released last week.

>‘Current deformation patterns at Yellowstone remain within historical norms.’

Fucking nothing, the thread.

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>>137009952

I'm sure Earthquaketrack.com provides super accurate data. They're real professionals unlike the amateurs at Nasa and the University of Utah that operate an Nationwide array of seismographs and satelites. Sorry can't trust those .gov sites.

>>137010809
>All the geysers at Yellowstone are constantly relieving pressure so it never reaches that tipping point. You're just addicted to happenings.


But it has reached that tipping point in the past, why do you think it won't happen again? It's overdue to erupt.

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>>137008453

>>137010796
yes - we are going to be recycled too. I hope I am useful in our fossil fuel stage.

>>137011128
kek

>>137011121
This is also a meme.
We're 640k years from the last, and eruption cycles are 600-700k. While this puts us in the area for another eruption it doesn't mean we're overdue. Overdue would be sitting at 700k with still no eruption.

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>>137011372

Ah okay, thanks for clarifying. That's a little more comforting.

>>137008162
Guys, I don't believe in science but I'm asking you scientists now in our darkest hours: is it possible Yellowstone is turning sideways to aim it's load at the East Coast while sparing Commiefornia? Will I die while faggots survive like gay cockroaches?

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>>137011128
FUCK i've been discovered

>>137010976
Trusting govt websites not to lie to the public,for public safety...

>>137008162
>in wyoming

Literally nothing is happening but buttfuck bikers and tourists here for Nowoodstock and the eclipse

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>>137011651
>That's a little more comforting.
It's DUE, thought not OVER due. It's basically time to turn in one of your 4th grade book reports and it's 30 minutes 'till class, but you haven't even started.

Does that make you feel better?

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Do eclipses cause earthquakes and or eruptions /pol/?

>>137012403
Suposedly it increases the chance by X3
However the science comunity is 50/50 on it

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>>137012017
AND this too
GRAVITATIONAL PULL

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>>137008162

>>137008162
CAN
CONFIRM
JUST A SAW A YELLOWSTONE FLY OVER MY HOUSE
ITS HAPPENING

>>137008162
North Korea is causing a nuclear rukus and you are pitching yellowstone. Rethink your life

Major eruptions happen every 700,000 years on average. The last one was 640,000 years ago. If the average lifespan of a human is 75 years, then the chance of a baby, born today, seeing a major eruption is 0.01%

>>137008242
fucking rekt

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>>137014869

However,

were all gonna die
check 3m

>>137015643
>3m
you mean the duct tape company?

>>137016370
im not telling you shit retard, that post was for people who know what "3M990F54" is

>>137008242
Kek

>>137016553
>muh exclusive secret club

damn you act like a child

let me guess, no stinky girls allowed?

>>137016867
exactly
why? are you a roastie? offended? gonna cri a fuckin river?

>>137017059
>being this desperate for getting a rise out of someone

i hope you get to a better place soon anon

>>137017691
>better place
>niggers
choose 1

>>137008162
If NK finds a way to trigger Yellowstone that would be fuckin legendary.. then they can EMP the areas not covered by ash and boom..bye USA

>>137008162
If North Korea sent a "Big nuke" towards the US, it would be countered easy... However, the "Big nuke" can be a decoy for an even smaller nuke, not even a nuke, but something devastating enough to crack open the caldera, so to speak.
So yea, they could fuck us up in North America pretty bad.

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>>137008162
>Once again, let’s get this out of the way right at the start: Yellowstone supervolcano is not about to catastrophically erupt. If it did, it would likely be a very limited lava flow which would probably kill a total of zero people.

From your own damn article, as per usually, op is full of shit.

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>>137008162
https://nextgrandminimum.wordpress.com/2017/07/10/sunspots-and-volcanos/

http://www.nature.com/news/moon-s-pull-can-trigger-big-earthquakes-1.20551

>>137008162
no yellow stone is the media smoke screen for if america gets nuked because it cant retaliate. when obama used a moab on guam a ally of the united states some things happened

the united states had already got into some trouble and then it got worse and obama tried to start a war with the rest of the world to stay in power.

this leads to the military stripping its hardware down or selling it off. as it stands the american government wont retaliate if struck because of what had happened under obama and the fact americas military isnt rebuilt enough yet

>>137008162

This is how it started with Mt. St. Helens

>>137008162
what is a yellowstone and why on earth should i care

>>137008453
Space cadet here. Did you all miss that fucking asteroid that passed between earth and the moon?

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We gotta save the animals !!!!

>>137008453
climate scientist here, its definitely happening, unless you vote for hillary