Brit/pol/ - The Trap Door Edition

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June 16th
Britain votes to leave the EU, the most democratic and free union in world history

June 30th
My best friend, a Slovakian, is smashed in the head with a brick by a Brexit voter and told 'we voted brexit, you don't get to live'

July 22nd
The price of fuel rising due to Brexit means I can no longer afford to drive 5 miles to my job at Aldi, and I have to walk for several hours each day

July 30th
I am late for work for the first time in 4 years

August 3rd
I am late for work for the second time in 4 years

August 20th
My best friend, a Slovakian, is told by his Brexit voting nurse that 'the brain damage is permanent just like the change in Europes demographics thanks to the refugee crisis, we voted leave'. The nurse then slaps him and laughs, he is too mentally damaged by the attack to care

October 11th
I am late for work for the 8th time in 4 years

November 20th
My parents divorced due to their different views on Brexit. I encourage my mother to sleep around as my dad voted Brexit

December 3rd
My Slovakian friend is discharged from hospital, he needed to stay for months more but the NHS can't afford it due to Brexit

December 25th
I spend Christmas alone as my mother is spending it with my Slovakian friend who she is fucking and taking advantage of

January 3rd
Sainsburys increase the price of their basics chocolate to 50p. I have to walk to Lidl for my chocolate.

February 4th
My laptop breaks. I can only afford a shitty netbook due to the rise in prices thanks to Brexit

March 1st
I am fired from my job for lateness

March 10th
I miss a rental payment

March 15th
I am mugged outside Lidl by a frightened Pole who needs to make a living in the wake of Brexit.

March 28th
I am formally served an eviction notice

Thanks, Brexshit.

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First for white meat

Here, possibly the worst lot I've done yet but no one reads them anyway and our current ones are 3 days old.

>Operation Sanctuary: Newcastle child sex network convicted
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-40879427

>OBLIGED to go to WAR: Britain ‘has to take on North Korea if Kim fires missiles at US’
http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/839971/North-Korea-war-US-UK-Britain-missile-World-War-Three-WW3-North-Korea-news

>Brexit: UK risks an international court case over Theresa May's plans for leaving EU single market
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-latest-news-uk-eu-single-market-quit-international-tribunal-risk-no-formal-notice-europe-a7877436.html

>UK criticised over sales of military equipment to Venezuela
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/aug/11/uk-criticised-over-sales-of-military-equipment-to-venezuela

>Eleven traveller family members convicted following slavery trials
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-40899839

>Seven in 10 Britons now support hard Brexit according to major survey
http://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/839888/Brexit-news-most-Britons-support-clean-break-EU-major-survey

>The UK's key repeal bill facing challenges
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40589510

>UK military ""chiefs"" praise transgender troops
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40733701

>Manchester Airport pipe bomb plot: Nadeem Muhammad guilty
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-40851414

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>>137001172
And proof this bitch is wrong

>>137001248
Archive time

>http://independent co uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-latest-news-uk-eu-single-market-quit-international-tribunal-risk-no-formal-notice-europe-a7877436.html
https://unvis.it/independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-latest-news-uk-eu-single-market-quit-international-tribunal-risk-no-formal-notice-europe-a7877436.html
>https://theguardian com/politics/2017/aug/11/uk-criticised-over-sales-of-military-equipment-to-venezuela
https://archive.is/G7nCs

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1st for yanks are tits

>nonwhite lives
>matter
Are people really this retarded?

Is Liam Gallagher brit/pol/ approved?

I know he's a cunt, but that makes him likeable

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAVlZxt1GHU

>>137001155
brits don't work in aldi they only hire migrants

>>137001399

He does have kind of an /ourguy/ air about him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kp8nKLONfvQ

The end half is the worst

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>>137001399
Childhood is idolising Noel
Adulthood is realising Liam makes more sense

McGregor live media day workout and interviews:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wh6iaigSXBU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wh6iaigSXBU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wh6iaigSXBU

>>137001479
I DON'T FUCKING WORK THERE ANYMORE YOU DUMB RACIST CUNTS

Muslamic ray guns

>>137001399
>Northern ponce
>good

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>>137001596
kek are you the guy who has plusnet and gets assigned a burger ip

>>137001399
Just a cheap Ian Brown knockoff

>>137001593

Me nan could take those punches of mc greggor

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>>137001753
I'll pic related ur nan

>>137001707
Southern sodomite detected

>>137001814
ur nan would be done in one

>>137001593

Wtf is he doing he's not even gonna last two rounds, he's literally doing bitchslaps and back handers

>>137001593
>People falling for this scripted WWE tier promo campaign

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>>137001856
is that that woman from cbeeb used to scare the fuck out of me when i was younger

>>137001814
It's only light work. No more than 30% power I estimate. Floyd was going light early on on his live workout yesterday, but picked it up later.

Stay tuned for the interviews afterwards.

>>137002161
post it

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>tfwywn be drafted to fight for a country you've never heard about for reasons you can't comprehend
>tfwywn overcome your racist ignorance and hostility to the Koreans through the love of a qt native girl

I honestly want the war to come lads.

>>137001399
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxCYegV7UtM

>"The cover of the album, New York Skyline"
>"Yeah thought I'd pay my respects before they blow you up and that, yeah"
he's solid

>>137001912

Say that to me nans face not online and see what comes about

>>137002249
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2Qkt0f0d1Q

>>137002161
>why would you go full power on your fucking training bag and heavy bags ffs

Why not Tyson did

>>137002184
he looks like he's picking up a tad, and I understand he's punching 95% of the time (not realistic in an actual fight), but he still looks like a fag

>>137002380
yeah true mate, i would guess that his gameplan is something completely different to this. he isn;t going to show his shot selection to media, so he's just doing basic boring light shots.

>>137002113
I agree with you that there's absolutely no animosity between them and that the press conferences were largely staged. The fight most likely won't be. If this is a genuine battle between the most elite boxer in at least the last 50 years and a modern day mixed martial artist, it's fascinating. If it's a work, people will know. I'm not buying it anyway so I don't care.

>>137002340
>>137002396
yeh McGregor is gonna get his ass kicked

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>>137001753

Kek - that would be me.

>>137002113
but now he's head punching and look how far the bag is moving

that could literally be your head and it's more likely to be British considering the atrocities committed by you during the Great Famine

>>137002641
proofs

>>137002579
Not necessarily, but it is likely.

>>137002812
it's puncher v puncherkicker in a punching match

>>137002641
>not getting a vpn to get an anglo flag
m8 i wouldnt wish a yank flag upon anyone

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>>137002693
>atrocities

>>137002572
>he isn;t going to show his shot selection to media

good point really, would be silly for Connor to give his ability etc away gives Floyds team nothing to analyse whereas Connors team has a shit load of Floyds fight archives to mull over. I think Connor has the advantage in that respect atleast

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Brexit
Trump
McGregor

It IS happening, simple as.

>>137002876
I don't need you to tell me what it is. I am quite well aware as to what it is. You're not correct, regardless.

>>137002641

Hahaha

>>137003047
Yeah, least mcTatty is going to be unpredictable in a pure boxing mode

<3 TRAP DOOR <3<3<3

Conor is gassed.

>>137002719
Couldn't really prove it without doxing myself lad.

>>137002886
I do have a VPN, but I can't post on /pol/ if it's on.

I can't remember how I resolved this last time - only happens when I'm staying at a certain place.

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>ywn suckle on her skirt plums

Life is cruel...

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>>137003254
>>137003254
>Yeah, least mcTatty is going to be unpredictable in a pure boxing mode

pic related

>>137003254

If, IF Connor wins there will be a lot of drinking in Ireland that weekend

And Republic shiposting, lots of Republican shitposting

>>137003416
>but I can't post on /pol/ if it's on.

4chan pass might fix that, I think.

>>137003458
Did he let out a slight whinney as he pranced that kick feint?

>>137003458
that malteaser won't know what the fuck hit him when he gets cracked by that right to the body and left. it will be biblical when you see floyd crumble in a heap

>>137003433
This is a tasteful nudity art piece

>>137003688
idk what you're saying
>>137003718
maywether is kil

>>137001155
>I'm going to project all my personal issues on Brexit because I don't agree with it!

Fucking faggot

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Lads wheres your favourite place in the UK?
I know this will get roasted, but mine's portsmouth, having spent many of my teenage years there it holds a place in my heart, and has a true heritage.

>>137003646
>4chan pass might fix that, I think.

Yes it would. Last time I reset my router and it worked, but I'm comfy now, so I might reset it before I go to bed.

>>137003458

Kek my sides

Apparently perfectly legal in the ring too, just very telegraphed and risky

>>137000957
https://youtu.be/8EjY9cHyHl4

>>137003718
I was drunk when we spoke last night, did you say you have money on it?

>>137003968
if maywether were right there he'd be ko'd via stomach concussion

F

I'm putting my live savings ($400) on the ex-Brit

>>137003920
Portsmouth is great. I lived in Surrey for a short time and would train down there all the time. Super comfy.

Has anyone read Allen Carr's Easyway?

>>137003718
Much as I would love to see this, groid mayweather is one of the best defensive fighters of all time. I just can't see McGonad beating him with fists alone. Never mind the extra time on his feet .

>>137003433

Ooof, i'd put my plums in HER basket, if you know what I mean

>>137003968
I take it all back, mayweather is kill

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I've got £55 on the Paddy fuck. If he loses I'll heem him myself.

>>137001399
Both him and Noel are grounded, Liam more though. Noel told Bono to fuck off when Bono said "we need to love the terrorists (Isis)", Noel also said open door migration will "absolutely" let terrorists in.

>>137004080
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PFRdEUN240

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>>137004323
>groid mayweather is one of the best defensive fighters of all time

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>>137004470
>noel
Yus, milady

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>>137004446
yell doo fookin nuttin

>>137003968
that just tripped me the fuck out

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>>137004487

>>137001856
That weather girl pisses me off a bit. She's pretty shit, she stutters a lot of the time and fucks up words and you just know she's only there to fill the Beebs diversity quota

>>137004592
Fkn kek

come back Not Bomber Rimmer

>>137004654
Liam used to call Noel 'Parker' and it pissed him off a lot

>CAPTCHA needs fucking FIXTCHA

>>137004770
>She's pretty shit
On the other hand, she's not bad

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>he thinks Mayweather can compete

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>>137001328
>be american
>forget hourly burger
>eat fidget spinner instead
>die
>parents applaud freedom anyway

>>137004770

She's had that arm up another womans foof, just sayin'

>>137003968
It's weird seeing him with shoes on

>>137004936
Best Noel quote, after they got gifts from the record company, he got a roller and Liam got some expensive watch

>they were useless - cos I can't drive and that cunt can't tell the time

>>137004940
>On the other hand,
i see what you did there

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>>137004940

>>137005260
leave

>>137005140
Oh my God he's going to lose isn't he. I have made a big mistake.

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Why is the UK so unbelievably fucked lads?

>>137005409
you bet on mayweather? tsk tsk silly boy

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>>137001753
Remember July 4,1783? I sure do

>>137005432
we all know you swiped right on her

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So lads, what kind of tiddies you like, pic related

>inb4 (((arses)))

>>137005214
I kek hard at this story

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_OudQOJzhVA

>>137005532
You mean traitorous colonials day? We occasionally burn Washington effigies. Why?

>>137005577
actually kek'd at these
/r/LucieWildeIsRetarded/

What happens after you've taken the black pill?

>>137005577
big tits aren't nice cdesu, gotta be a decent size while still keeping perfect form, roundness adn plumpness

>>137005554
It was the Peter Griffin chin mate, was a classic case of
>Tinder: Penis NO!

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>>137005722
Do you remember when we threw your tea into the water? That made my sides hurt

>TFW British blood in your line for 1000+ years
>TFW the island is now full of pakis raping kids
>Wonder where I could go but still afford my medication so I don't have to deal with this shit any more.

Might put me zah in the oven now.

That's what I call pizza: zah.

Thoughts?

>>137006062
Most Brits call it that. I'm 20% Brit and even I call it that.

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>>137000957
Rick Wiles: Alarm Bells Ringing, Standoff With North Korea Increasingly Resembles The Beginnings To A New World War

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON23pE0P1ro#t=25s

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URGENT ANNOUNCEMENT! THE FOLLOWING THINGS ARE NO LONGER ACCEPTABLE AND WILL NOT BE TOLERATED:

-DATING APPS
-ASMR
-PORNOGRAPHY
-EXCESSIVE DRINKING
-SMOKING

THANK YOU FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING.

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>>137005991
So burgers can't figure out how to make tea, just American education things.

You remember when we rocked up and torched your cuckshed, son? Also 1776 was a British civil war...

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>>137006062
Put urself in the oven.

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I LOVE east asian girls
Especailly south east asia

literally what is the difference between this and a jeremy corbyn speech?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0V_xf3OQgM

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any of you lads speak French?

>>137006483
Je suis le cochon dinde noir

>>137006451
I want an asian wife

>>137006469
Corbyn doesn't have a Göring figure to redpill everyone in the end

>>137006062
"za" meaning abbreviation of pizza, is allowed in the official scrabble dictionary
it is a bit weird though. a bit like americans who called a pizza a "pie"

>>137006235
no we don't

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>>137006379
My sides, do you remember when you guys scared for your life when your little island was getting destroyed by the Luftwaffe. Good times no?

>>137006665
>no we don't
yes we do

I'm living proof

>>137006469
Corbyn believes in the equality of the races

>>137006469
wow glastonbury was a lot less fun in those days

>>137006483
Oui

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>>137006666
DO IT AGAIN GOERING

>>137006062

literally never heard pizza called za

that's mental m8

quit the herbal jew.

>>137006666
I seem to remember us blowing the fuck out them in the BoB (as your a seppo, that's battle of Britain, not battery operated boyfriend - no doubt your familiar with one of those)

>never, in the field of human conflict...

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>>137006469
I miss Hitler.

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>>137006730

>>137007106
The filth

>>137007106
Paki rape gangs.

>>137006968
>I seem to remember us blowing the fuck out them in the BoB
this is true..and you got lucky..but I must admit that you did need American help to actually form an offensive.

You lads did good overall, but America and Britain both feared a Nazi Germany (and eventual Soviet) occupied European mainland.

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>>137006931

Ca va mon pote? Qu'est-ce qui ce passe avec le mouvement identitaire en France? Le mouvement sur le web, Youtube, etc? Est-ce que il y a des jeunes qui ce revaillent? Je n'etendres rien.

>>137005432
>Likes The Smiths
>Doesn't know that Morrissey is /our/lad

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I know you guys hate Americans

but I promise I'm one of the good ones

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>>137007106
Death

>>137006483
only french teachers can speak french desu

>>137006968
Destroying is that so? I counter your arguing with the simple fact that if the Germans had a good navy they could have destroyed your navy and your country would be in ruins because the whole Nazi hated the Brits more than the Russians

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>>137007226
We don't hate Americans, lad. Less they go all muh 1776 etc

>>137007350
jesus what the fuck is it with americans
why are they so obsessed with nazis
they lost, get over it

>>137003920
Hull, something about it calls to my soul

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>>137003920
non pakiland west yorkshire, north yorkshire, moores and fountain abbey, that area, tis nice

>>137007291
if only

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>>137007527

>>137007503
I sense a little anger its okay I understand because myself included would be angry after losing all the countries I occupied and then have to take refugee in a little island. Its understandable don't worry

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Would any of you live in doggerland? I wonder what it was like there

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>>137007350
>if the Germans could have beat our navy, they'd have beat our navy
Wut?

Cept they didn't did they? The kreigsmarine ran like bitches and hid in port. The RN had to lure them out to fight. That's when the krauts didn't suit themselves and scuttle their own ships (pic related, kek)...

>>137002641
This used to happen to me a lot (plusnet as well), I've been in the same boat as you senpai.

>>137007836
your country is fucking nothing without your navy check world war 1 and 2 please

>>137007785

Were there even people around at these timelines? Can't have been more than a few hundred nomadic types.

>>137007947
Didn't say otherwise. Brittania rules etc

>>137001753
>>137002641
>>137007840

me too, it happens sometimes, hasn't in a while tho

>>137008037
No mate, lost history. Ancient civilizations.

Bet they have pyramids and obelisks and shit down there buried under the waves.
All flooded on one fateful day, a tidal wave 10 miles high

>>137004751
Who was it?

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>>137003920
Northumberland.

>most sparsely populated
>red squirrels, grass snakes, highest wild fox percentage and other wild life
>world class beaches, historical sites, over 1/4 of the land is designated to national parks, or woodlands, greenland/farmlands, denes and naturally beautiful
>beautiful market towns, no cities, quaint villages and civil parishes.
>99% white, increasing white population. 1% from 2001.
>real english culture survives
>rich history, once owned almost 1/2 of england, famous for many historical battles, peasant revolts, thinkers, the industrial revolution and as a playground for royalty

>an American saves Brit/pol/ by successfully driving out unwanted tripfag occupiers

Brings a tear to my eye lads.

Reminds me of WWII

>>137006366
Please implement this!

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>>137008334

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Been doing a lot of reading about 19th century archaeology.

In 1868, Heinrich Schliemann discovered the site of the ancient city of Troy.
Intending to prove that the Iliad had a historical basis, he then set of to excavate the ancient city of Mycenae. There, he found a series of gold death masks which he believed to belong to ancient kings, including the famous Mask of Agamemnon.

Pic related, one of the death masks. What the fuck is this shit? It doesn't look human.

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>>137008039
rules? I wouldn't say its garbage now. Just keep drinking your tea remember that you lost all the countries that you occupied and now you take refuge on some 50,301 mi2 plot of land

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Post comfy hour pics.

>>137008404
>implying I'm not already here and have been this entire thread

>basically all the tripfags fucked off at once
no I'm not buying it. this is some ebin rise and they'll all be back posting tomorrow.

>>137001593
all the popular mma fighers are just larping wwe wrestlers

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>>137008537

>>137008468
Full-Moon Man

>>137003920
Cotswolds, County Durham or Northumberland desu, all for mostly the same reasons.

>>137008561
What happened? I've missed the last few days.

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>>137008537
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>>137008468
I don't know if it was that exact one but one of those Gold Death masks was from several centuries before Troy fell.

>>137008680
Nothing. Just a weird take off for the day it seems. The last 2 days have been strangely inactive in the day time. They've been posting but rarely and Rimmer has disappeared entirely.

>>137006366

Smoking is good though

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>>137008477
It never sets

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>>137008537
Last summer in Cornwall, hiked up a fuck off huge hill next to a beach. Very comfy

>>137008561
I made them all scurry off. Just like on the European mainland during both world wars

Britain could've maintained her empire if she'd complied with the US' wishes after WWI.

We loved you but declaring war on Germany in WWII gave us no choice but to kill your commonwealth. Hope you understand lol

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>>137008858
Saved.

>>137001265
Mince & Potatoes?

>>137008468
Also note the horns something that was not used often until Alexander who started to worship of the Egyptian god Amun. And that only started a little before Lysander if I recall. Way way after Troy fell. Centuries after.......

>>137008561
I have a feeling Preusse got banned, I spent a couple of hours reporting every single of his posts that were off-topic while browsing brit/pol/ threads the day before yesterday.

>>137008814
The moon was shown when you faggots were getting fucking destroyed by the Luftwaffe and all you could do was make propaganda to get the untied states to help you. Fuck your island, Winston Churchill, and your fucking queen

>>13700903
You must be new here if you think we like Churchhill

>>137009031
>untied states
Nice one, shakespeare

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1688 was illegal.

>>137009099
That's really nice

>>137008732
Yeah, surprisingly few of the relics that Schliemann actually dated from the famous siege era (probably because he "excavated" using TNT).

How do you lot normally go to sleep? Silent? Listening to music? If so what sort. Podcast playing?

>>137009121
what did the ukip faggot say?

>>137009207
That's Bamburgh.
>>137009256
When I pass out.

>>137009256

Silent.

>>137009256
Listening to the missus snoring and farting, mostly

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where is OC?

>>137009287
Tried to shill Churchill as a good goy. The same fuck the other day who was larping about thatcher I'd presume

>>137008153

PYRAMIDS????

Holy fuck imagine if we found pyramids under the north sea. We could truly claim to be Kang of Kangz.

>>137009139
United States sorry brifag. Next time make an argument rather than correct grammar mistakes

nigger

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Where we at with the Joe Owens?

>>137001155

Well at least your mum got something good out of it

>>137009521
Sad depressing fuck who's done nothing but accuses everybody and their mothers of being spies.

>>137009121
I wish you didn't if he wasn't in power your island would be nothing

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>>137007785
>Being part of "the continent"
I'd rather be fucking Irish.

>>137009287
How churchhill begged America for help etc.

Guess he didn't figure out we would of been moselites.

>>137009521
Likely a spy himself. Has no relevance, no new ideas, worthless

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Fuck civil cucks.

>>137009460
>brifag
Ffs, get gud jamal

>>137009752
He begged because he needed it. Without the him again I stated last post, you and your island would have been nothing but ruins

>>137009911
The ruins of the most influential nation in history and an excess of 30 million+ people loyal to it and a central base of power was never destined to just lie in ruin with or without Churchill.

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>>137009872
talk to me with a valid argument next time.

Reminder when america gets nuked we're going in the creating a new British Empire

Americans cant create and sustain a white country and they need the Anglo man to do it

>>137009911
Without him Hitler would have been on our side and we wouldn't be in the mess we're in now

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Nth for High Toryism.

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>>137010172
It would literally be the same as today but authoritarian, hitler loved pakis

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>>137010136
>muh monarchy

>>137010139
Reminder that it won't just be a single nuke that get's launched. If you believe in MAD, then you should know that we're just as fucked as the people living in Guam.

>>137010019
Most influential? My fucking ass take notes on Rome who had the world in there power for a over a millennium.

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>>137010251
My bloodline is the purest

>>137010256
>implying norks have enough nukes for us and yanks

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>>137010256
>get's
Shit

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>>137010315
Beauty and the Beast, redux

>>137010315
>Spanish

literal untermensch

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>>137010380
Kiss your king.

KISS ME!

>>137010251
It's impossible for me to argue with a foreigner over the importance of the British monarchy in our constitutional framework if you're simply anti-monarch from the get go, but everything in a millennia of our history, not least our entire common law system, is essential to the monarch.

>>137010299
Why do you bring up Rome as our closest comparison as if that's an insult? Though lest I mention, Republican democracy is not the form the Romans founded, it is intertwined with the English parliamentary form not least our common law system which is the model for international law.

>>137010172
What are you on about? Hitler fucking hated fags because you and Russia teamed up

>>137010139
>we're going in
with fish and chips gov I binned me knife

If we do get nuked thank fuck Bristol will be my buffer, no one is gonna nuke where i am

>>137010327
>Pyongyang nuke Guam
>so Washington nukes Pyongyang
>so Bejing nukes Los Angeles
>so Washington nukes Bejing
>so Moscow nukes Washington
>etc

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use it well

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>>137010526
ooga booga wite peeple bad, moorica

>>137010558
>Beijing nukes Los Angeles

LMAO are you retarded?

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>>137009911
All winnie did wrong was lose to that commie fucknut attlee in 45. Remember he wanted to carry on and btfo the russkies (op unthinkable) and was staunchly anti immigration, and hated muzzies.

Pop quiz, who coined the phrase keep England white?

>>137010481
Well Rome was a lot more impressive than whatever your country did. Sure you conquered but you couldn't hold any of them for 1000 years now did you?

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>>137003433
Nice plums

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>>137001856
BBC weather girl's report.
There's good and bad news for tomorrow.
In the morning it will be sunshine and clear skies, but on the other hand...

>>137010736
England is trash whatever color you put it. White, black, yellow, brown doesn't matter garbage is still garbage no matter what way you put it

>>137010654
China is fully prepared to retaliate if the USA attacks North Korea. That's literally the only reason why North Korea still exists. Allegedly China has promised to stay out of it if the the North Koreas strike first (http://www.reuters.com/article/us-northkorea-missiles-china-media-idUSKBN1AR005) but they're extremely unlikely to stay true to that once nukes start getting launched. It just wouldn't be rational. Both sides know that getting the first strike is vital. And the minute that the USA and China are at war, it's all over for us too.

>>137011034
China's economy would be worse than the Germans post-WW1 if we put an embargo on them, they better stay out of it kek

>>137010805
You sound completely devoid of any knowledge on Roman history or British history to be quite honest, but the Roman Empire (capitalised E) lasted for approximately 400 years, the Kingdom and the Republic preceded it (700 BC to 400 AD) and England around 800 AD - on going.

Your legal system is British though. Your Constitution is essentially a bit of British legislation written by Anglos, set on our precedent of law, with our judicial system, our concept of liberty, our ideas of division of power between public assemblies, etc. And the British Empire has far more modern legacy than Rome does. Global medical triage, professional naval force, theories of political hegemony and division of power between monarchs and assemblies 700 years before everybody else, our common law system for pretty much all of the world, distinctions between civil law and criminal law, and formation of the Anglosphere identity, just off the top of my head.

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>>137011006
Kek, you chutney ferrets still have our flag, just snipped a bit off, couldn't into designing your own

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Hadrian's Wall.

>>137011225
check your flag icon right now I don't see any fucking stripes now do I?

>>137010736
He set up the framework for what we're in now. Without him Britain never would of been in WW2, it's spirit never would have died and we wouldn't have lost all our good men defending kike bankers

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>>137011284
Wrong pic thats not the comfy one.

>>137011284
Hey are you that anon that lives near it, said you walk by it every day?

>>137011440
That's me. That pic I accidentally posted is from that day when we were talking about.

Going to make a cuppa in a min lads

>>137011537
you wanna die in some Muslim shit hole for kikes while a tranny takes the office job and screams at you every day?

Yanks kept asking me what I thought of Blumpf lads

>>137011177
Write an essay I won't read it, I'm just saying the Roman Empire was far better than any British Empire I've every seen. Lastly, the Romans were not afraid at all with going to all out war with the Greeks who were number 2 then. If we look to the Empire of the Brits you guys were too pussy to attack France so you went ahead and just defended with a good navy

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>>137000957
>The court heard how he was questioned by police but not arrested.
>He then returned to the airport on 5 February and flew to Italy.

What's wrong with Europe?

>>137011297
That's 20/20 hindsight. Put yourself in the context of the time, just 20 years after fighting the krauts in ww1, they start aggressive expansion again. They break every treaty they make (remember chamberlains 'I have a piece of paper'?) ally with stalin, and have the potential to be just 20 miles away over the channel, with a modern air force...

Going to feed me dog a slice of leftover pizza lads

>>137011176
We're passed that point unfortunately. North Korea have nuclear weapons and are openly threatening to use them. The slightest mishap could legitimately cause a huge war. They're known to lash out and attack their neighbours for the slightest little perceived provocation.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bombardment_of_Yeonpyeong
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Axe_murder_incident

An embargo against China won't stop North Korea from being wildly dangerous. China has already tried to pressure North Korea into relaxing numerous times in the past (in public, at least), and the Norks just ignored them. There's nothing we can really do.

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>>137000957
Sorry m8s

Hitler was right and Churchill sucks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhI0rBY9ikI

>>137011494
Yeah, I remember, I asked if it was York...

>>137011762
>haha wow why didn't you guys go to war over and over again with other european powers despite having no land border with them and bankrupt your country fighting over a castle in the alps wow you guys sure were stupid

>>137011794
>Ally with Stalin

Are you retarded?

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>>137011703
>>137011537

>>137011762
Well I wrote this >>137001148 of our constitution. You don't know anything about Rome lel. It's ironic because I worked at a museum at the end of Hadrian's Wall called Segedunum and studied the fall of the Republic but your idea of Rome is based on 1960s movies, not real Rome. The British Empire influenced your life in a dozen more ways than Rome. Since you're intellectually devoid and won't read it, I'll just repeat what I said and say your Constitution from your government to your system of power is all British, not Roman of who's fancy architecture it uses.

>>137011762
>too pussy to attack France
Pretty sure there's a short, hemorrhoid ridden emperor would disagree...

>>137011854
China will stay out of the war, despite being a commy brother the risk is too high

>>137011176
Putting sanctions on China will only force them into aggression. There's not much that can be done at this point, I just intend to sit and wait for the incredible happenings

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>>137012064
>lel
Im done speaking with you

>>137001155
>amerilard larping as what he imagines it's like in the Uk to make himself feel better

nothing has changed, brexit hasn't even happened yet

>>137011970
molotov-ribbentrop pact.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Molotov–Ribbentrop_Pact

>>137012090
China aren't backing North Korea because of some (allegedly) shared ideology. They are terrified of South Korea and Japan (and the USA). North Korea is just a buffer zone, they don't give a shit about what actually happens there on a day to day basis. They just won't let it fall into American hands under any circumstances.

>>137012100
aggressions? they will be in such a economic depression that joining the war will be no use since the country is already destroyed. Riots ect...

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>>137012148
Weren't you arguing about non-arguments and people not responding to your idiotic points before and then you go and do the same for an alternative way of saying "lol" that began on 4chan as an alternative to kek, not reddit?

http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/text/lel/

>Searching for posts that contain ‘lel’. Returning only first 5000 of 196183 results found.

>>137012277
North Korea is a useful bargaining tool. If you fuck with China they have a wirld card that will maul you

>>137010248
>It would literally be the same as today but authoritarian, hitler loved pakis

This has got to be the weirdest brit meme I know. Maybe it's just one guy posting it, but it's always a brit.
I don't think you yourself believe Hitler would allow non-Germanic immigration. Hell, marriage between a Dutch SS man and a German woman was illegal because the law used to ban all non-German citizens from marrying a German. They changed it to ban non-Germanics.

What's more confusing is why you post it. You can't expect people to buy that, right?

On top of that Hitler would've never kept occupying Britain. He wanted the British empire to exist independently.

>>137012336
Nah, China has a pretty strong internal economy. They're not as reliant on imports as most countries so inflation wouldn't affect them a great deal.

The Chinese gov are far more calculating and intelligent than many give them credit for and they will have plenty of plans in place for exactly what may or may not happen so nothing they do will be done on a whim

>>137012395
No one is afraid of a fat fucking leader and 25 million starving chinks

>>137012590
They mean his comments praising Islam. No one cares and has heard this all before and knows its true. You aren't blowing anybodies mind by telling people this on /pol/.

>>137012634
China relies on trade only. An embargo would destroy everything also no one likes china.

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>>137012590
>jerrycuck detected

Bomber Harris come in .. Bomber Harris do you read me ...

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>>137004487
>it says knock you cunts over

>>137012792
>>137012647
Why are you here? The other yank we have is at least pretty intelligent. You're just a pound shop version of him.

>>137010561
Only for good

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>>137012994

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>>137012590
Mate, Hitler raised entire fucking muslim SS divisions and turned them loose on white countries, so don't give me that shit. Pic related, 13th Waffen-SS mountain division, Croatian muzzies

>>137012067
If your gonna play that way Ill just bring up the 12 year old failure you had as a king

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>>137013028