My fellow Americans, this morning at approximately 8:30 eastern standard time the city of New York and surrounding areas suffered a devastating, devastating nuclear attack by North Korean forces. You can be sure that Secretary of Defense Jermaine Jackson and I are working out what our military will do in response to this horrendous massacre but, in the meantime, I ask that we all keep the families of the victims and anyone who has had loved ones affected by these awful, awful attacks in our prayers. Thank you and God bless the city of New York, the people of New York, and God bless America. hee-hee! JAMOAN!!