YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

Defcon 5 = Peace
Defcon 4 = It's not happening kys
Defcon 3 = Tensions are rising for real, but it's still not happening
Defcon 2 = Might as well be Defcon 1
Defcon 1 = Ids habbiding :D

So your info's all wrong, bud.

>>136992009
> increased battle prep
> next step is preperation to dispatch planes.

> not happening.
Ye ok.

>>136991776
Source this, there's no way a major official agency would post such a shitty picture for a major military awareness that rarely happens.

Also, what would be comfy about a high alert (which it isn't)? Do you look forward to being nuked(which we aren't)?

>>136992331
Not official but most known
https://twitter.com/DEFCONWSALERTS/status/896080678055428098

GUYS I JUST SAW A DEFCON SWIM OVER MY HOUSE
HHAPPENING?

>>136992331
there is no source, it's a fucking retarded larping site that gullible retards refuse to understand isn't keen to any unique or even useful info

>>136991776
>You can't make this shit up.

>Posts a site that just speculates and MAKES UP their own guess since DEFCON is not publicly known.

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>>136992371

>>136991776

IB HABBIN

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>>136992371
please see >>136992586

fucking newfag

>>136992009
This, FPBS

>>136992371
fuck off

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>>136991776
>Globe Earth

>>136991776
>You can't make this shit up.

But you just did. That's really interesting.

Current defcon level is 5, the lowest readiness for nuclear strike.

>>136991776
DEFCON Codenames:

DEFCON 5 (the lowest):Fade out (normal readiness)
DEFCON 4: double take(increased readiness)
DEFCON 3: round house(Airforce ready to attack in 15 minutes)
DEFCON 2: FAST PACE(Army ready to be mobilized within 6 hours)
DEFCON 1: COCKED PISTOL(ALL OUT NUCLEAR WAR.

The highest reached was DEFCON 2 during the cuban missile crisis.

>>136992009
DEFCON 3 = 9/11 tho

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DEFCON

>>136993914
Dubya saw a threat, but he wasn't so retarded as to use nukes as a kneejerk reaction.

>>136994353
He was still trying to pronounce that one word from the children's book that stumped him.

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>>136991776

>>136994353
What would he have nuked anyway? The terrorists were on domestic flights. I don't think defcon was intended for such cases.