NORTH KOREA HAPPENING!!!

>>136979611
our foreign minister just called Norks a "grave threat" that must be stopped; that if US is threatened we will be there
>of course she followed up with some deescalation cuckery
but that kind of language is really aggressive by leaf standards

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he will regret it fast

very very bigly

>>136980708
who is the moonface semen demon?

>>136979611
>(see 4:55 mark):
The video isn't that long. Faggot leafs.

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>>136981712
have a look

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>>136979611
Checked
Leafs will get nuked by accident

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>>136979611
I WANT A NUCLEAR WAR NOW!
COMFY NUCLEAR WINTER LATER!
LETS MEME THIS INTO OUR TIMELINE.

>>136981868
you stupid? They use empirical time measure.

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>>136982756
> tfw so bored you don't mind suffering from nuclear contamination just to get that sweet happening

>>136979611
Checked, and who are the two shady looking bastards on his right

>>136980478

We're both going to war

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>>136983421
fucking this

>>136983110
Just flip it backwards

>>136980478
Still our bitch.
Don't know why you guys think Elizabeth is your monarch. Obviously Trump is your king right now.
Also, it's really funny how we're no longer the leaders of the free world. Sure seems like everyone is going to keep getting in line with us as always.

>>136980708
>make up words
>blame obama
Chinks laff to the bank

>>136983635
that's true, if Favourite Uncle gets into some shit, we are going to be there in it with him
>I'd rather be with Burgers than anyone else tho

>>136980708
>>136984364
>bigly
I always assumed he actually said "big league" but fast so it sounded weird; like when people say "major leagues" in a sentence, just to underline the importance of the sphere or the impact of what they're talking about

>>136983110
What in the hell is 'empirical time measure'?! Are you stupid?

>>136983859
So what 5:54?? are you dumb

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>>136979611
One more threat, one more threat
I've been trying ooh so long to let you know
Let you know how I feel
And if I stumble if I fall, just help me back
So I can make you see

Please give me one more threat, give me one more threat
One more night cos I can't wait forever
Give me just one more threat, oh just one more threat
Oh one more night cos I can't wait forever

I've been sitting here so long
Wasting time, just staring at the phone
And I was wondering should I call you
Then I thought maybe you're not alone

Please give me one more threat, give me just one more threat
Oh one more night, cos I can't wait forever
Please give me one more threat, ooh just one more threat
Oh one more threat, cos I can't wait forever
Give me one more threat, give me just one more threat
Ooh one more threat, cos I can't wait forever

Like a river to the sea
I will always be with you
And if you sail away
I will follow you

Give me one more threat, give me just one more threat
Oh one more threat, cos I can't wait forever
I know there'll never be a time you'll ever feel the same
And I know it's only words
But if you change your mind you know that I'll be here
And maybe we both can learn

Give me just one more threat, give me just one more threat
Ooh one more threat, cos I can't wait forever
Give me just one more threat, give me just one more threat
Ooh one more threat, cos I can't wait forever

>>136985015
oh fuck You are moron.
Don't You get it, it's in empirical format You dog bitten cunt.

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>Breaking News

>A Youtube video has surfaced of North Korea's nuclear weapons' supplier
>Man has been identified as bioterrorist/arms dealer/former Adult Swim star Sam Hyde
>"YOU'RE ALL GONNA &*#%ING DIE," laughs Hyde, panning the camera around to show an arsenal of warheads

For some reason whenever there is a suspected happening. I listen to Primo Victoria and get really pumped, get drunk and smash shit.

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>>136983421
>>136983815
>>136985198
>Give me just one more threat, give me just one more threat
>Ooh one more threat, cos I can't wait forever
we all know that feel

>>136985222
I know you're trolling but you're looking for imperial not emperical.

>>136985015
Jesus Christ you need to go back to middle school you dumb ass.

>>136985794
ah Yes, thank You sir "England is my city"

>>136985491
>Primo Victoria
that's a legitimately good pick for a war song tbqh

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Im so comfy right now.

>>136985835
lol

>>136982390
Is this a parody?

>>136986172
I mean for once it isn't Germany starting a major world conflict, so get comfy Bernd, its going to be a rough ride.

>>136986172
stay comfy, Fritz

>>136986455
Yeah now its another evil as shit world power.

>>136979611
GUAM ANON HERE
THERE ARE SIRENS GOING OFF
PEOPLE ARE SCARED
WTF??!

>>136986956
Please kill yourself larping nigger

>>136986956
LARP

LAAAAAARP

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>>136979611
A country that has misbehaved for many, many years.. decades actually.

>Jan 1967 - attacks South Korean warship near border, killing 39 sailors
>Jan 1968 - commandos storm presidential palace in Seoul in a failed attempt to kill President Park Chung-hee
>Jan 1968 - captures USS Pueblo - one crew member dies and 82 held hostage for 11 months
>Dec 1969 - hijacks South Korean airliner taking dozens of passengers hostage
>Oct 1983 - bombs hotel in Rangoon, Burma in failed attempt to kill South Korean President Chun Doo-hwan - 21 people die
>Nov 1987 - bombs South Korean airliner, killing 115
>Sept 1996 - sub carrying 26 troops disabled off South - some land in South sparking deadly manhunt
>Mar 2010 - torpedoes Cheonan warship, 46 sailors killed
>Nov 2010 - around 170 artillery shells and rockets fired at Yeonpyeong Island, hitting both military and civilian targets killing four South Koreans and injuring 19

>>136979611
nigger chink leaf lied

>>136986956
show your flag, fucking leaf!

POO IN IGLOO
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>>136987432
>>136987085
>>136987032
ITS TRUE GUYS
A SUBMARINE JUST FLEW OVER MAUI, I CAN SEE IT

Aug. 15. On Tuesday, North Korea will celebrate “Liberation Day,” marking the end of colonial rule by Japan, over which any Guam-bound missile would fly.

A U G 1 5

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>>136987166
based god has reserved north korea on the earth for the purpose of nuking babylon

feels good man

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>>136985198
I love that Christmas feel....

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>>136986172
So who has the bigger mouth, /pol/? The drumpf or the kim?

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>>136987636
>Liberation Day
lmao, Based Uncle is going to liberate the shit out of them

>dat feel when safely out of nuke range

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>>136980478

>>136979611
Ww3 starts november. Checkem

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>>136979611
That's not a threat.

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>>136988736
>predicting it to start that late

>>136988305
Ur mom after I raped her gabber.

>>136985425
HE CANNOT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

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>>136979611

America R.I.P. :-((
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DloQ6SOSon4

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>>136990363
fugg
>all those brainwashed Norks ready to die for glorious leader
this is gonna be an extra-comfy one,

>>136979611
Its fucking nothing faggot leaf
Trump is just a clown

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>>136979611
Trump is one of (((their))) puppets.

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It's over guys, I figured it out >pic related
This is it, it's habbenig, and it will be over in hours

THERE WILL BE NO TOMORROW

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>>136979611

Fire and Fury. MAGA!

>>136984906
You watch it until you feel like 4:55 minutes has passed.

>>136991002
Here's why you're a dumb cunt

Tell us how the Jews are making Kim talk so much shit?

Go on idiot, we'll wait.

Don't talk shit if you don't want to get hit.

>>136992365
That's the point.

They aren't making him say shit.

He sees the US for what it is.

That's why Israel is so pissed

>>136982390
quite possible one of the most autistic things ive seen

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>>136992634

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>>136979611
wHAT ARE THE CHANCES THE DEAR leader can deliver a package to Southern CA?

Let the digits decide our fate..,.,

Several key congressional leaders say they have yet to hear from the White House on the administration's North Korea strategy as President Donald Trump has ratcheted up his rhetoric threatening "fire and fury" against Pyongyang.

>>136992634
A collage made in 2 minutes
autistic
Surely you're extremely unaaware of what autism is. Stop parrotting words like you have no brain.

>>136992576
Clearly, you're an idiot with no argument.

>>136991002
I don't know if I should laugh or cry this meme is so correct.

Why doesn't Kim nuke Israel instead of us? Literally nobody in the world will care, ever their "friends" are just scared of them, nobody actually likes the kikes.

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>>136983421
>y'all got any of them happenings??

>>136986455
Yeah because the Migrant Crisis doesn't count right?

>>136993290
Imma back up this anon
>>136992576
stop diverting back to "muh jooz r th problem" and stop sucking kimmy's tiny cock

you're just a communistic faggot who believes in an unbadee conspiracy due to your race hatred

Trump needs to reactivate /pol/.

>>136991002
Yes, I'm sure the jews really care about half of the Korean peninsula and the evil kunt that rules it

>>136988736
That's boring lad. Gonna be crispy hooks by end of August.

Check these sick digits.

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>>136983421
Sadly Kazakhstan is so boring I doubt anyone would remember to nuke it in the global thermonuclear holocaust™.

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>more saber rattling
wow nice happen faggot

>>136992838
3699 2838 is SE of Australia. Cali is safe, this time.

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>>136979611
>in response to North Korea saying they could pound America like a lump of jelly
Trump: " Kim hasn't said much himself in the last 3 days, let me hear him say it."

>>136979611
If there is a god, he will be hanging from a tree by his golden hair at the end of the war.

>>136986956

I would not normally believe this but theres guams flying over my house!

>>136979611
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyC0rXYSqd0

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>>136983421
Give me war, give me suffering. Give me pain, give me blood. Give me a fucking happening! I need to watch thing die from a good safe distance damn it!

THERE WILL BE NO TOMORROW!

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>>136994658
>Threatening somebody with nukes....

Oh KEK bring us to the happening. This could happen in our lifetimes goys....

>>136994779
Finally we'll have a proof god doesn't exist

>>136987606
top kek

THERE WILL BE NO _NEXT_ TOMORROW!

>>136979611
Trump done had nuff if lil kimmy

>>136991002
why would they care for Kim
>no resources there
>poses no threat to them
>backwards country filled with starved and brainwashed koreans
yeah, a Rothchild bank there would totally fill their pockets. lol, NK would be absolute pain and a fuckton of cost for decades, to anyone who ends up stuck with it in case of war or its collapse, nobody wants it

>ooh, Kim talks shit
yeah, they don't care about what someone that everyone considers insane says. there's no profit in it = they're not behind it

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>>136979611
Senile Trump plays too much golf

>>136987708
She better go back to the USA with Krystal, staying in SK is suicidal at this point