Are we gonna get nuked ?

Is FOX actually showing this?

I'm not.

Fucking lol. I think it's almost time to bug out.

>>136977872
where are you right now?

>>136977872
I guess not untill you are at Hawai/Guam/West California.

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>>136977872
>tfw your nuke is shit

>>136977872

I hope so. This world is not worth saving.

Hope so!

>>136977872
Be radical if we did desu

>>136977960
it says
>Guam Homeland Security

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>>136978468
it begins

>>136977872
Seconding this question op>>136977960

>>136977872
>How to prepare
>do shit afterwards
Thats not how you prepare :(

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DEFCON 4

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>>136979323
holy fuck

>>136977872
So fucking stupid, NK's missiles are low yield as fuck, they'd be like a drop in a bucket.

We've blown up countless nukes in our own fucking deserts here in the states (Nevada and New Mexico) which were far larger yields and no one minded then.

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>>136977872

Cali here, waiting for the fireball in LA lads.

>>136978729
Their Nuke is supposedly now at 150 kilotons.

>Take shower ASAP

Probably advice most /pol/ users could implement no matter what happens

>>136977872
Why do you have a full sized trash can next to your TV

>tfw don't have a shower
>tfw using a bathtub probably won't help get radiation off of you

>implying I would pass up the chance to look at a nuclear flash
Eyes would just have to deal with it.

>>136979666
This

it's been a long time since the last nuke was set off above ground.

I wouldn't miss it for anything.

>>136977872
Damn negro

I need to get some bread and milk

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>>136979537
>Tfw just got out of the shower
Feels good

>>136979666
checked those evil trips!

>>136979662
Actually shower will not help you but ppl who will clean the mess: your dead body will have less isotops on it.

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>>136979474

>>136979474
>Their Nuke is supposedly now at 150 kilotons
That sounds like Saddam's WMDs (didn't exist btw)

>>136980171
then you have to account for the dust that will drift with the wind and poison the surrounding area

>>136979980
I had a shower earlier. Now I want the world to end. Or at least me.

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>>136979980
suddenly Hitler is in your room and orders you to the showers again

>>136979666
dont tempt me satan

>>136979945
OMFG this lmfao
Maybe it's just a US thing. I'm in the south and the least warning of snow is like chaos to get your bread and milk

>>136977872
>Guam Homeland Security
Meaning its meant for those grasshoppers and not north americans. Fake News.

>>136978579
I'm in California, at a "Bay Club" Lounge.

>>136980829
Still going to make a happening if Guam gets hit though

>>136978602
I'm in California so I'm fucked. Silicon Valley, so I'm in the prime California location to get nuked.

>>136980943
I hope it gets nuked too

>>136979474

doubtful. I seriously doubt he even has one small enough to put on a warhead. Notice he never directly threatened a nuclear missile attack.

>>136977872
>take shower asap

won't that just cause our bodies of water to become radioactive?

>>136979474
pfft, not if they've miniaturized it to fit on their bottle rockets.

>>136979980
you are now protected from nuclear war

>>136979559
I'm not at home

>>136977872
By NK? Probably not. By Russia... yeah I'm legit concerned about this.

>>136977872
nukes dont exist, theyre going into nk to put a central bank there and farm free labor and take away their weed.

>>136980171
>1/40th of the island
Ohhhhh noooooo that suuucks

>>136981039

nuke radiation only last about 80 days, and the water absorbs most of the energy.

You definitely want to shower off that radiation as soon as possible.

>>136981039
No, by washing yourself it gets radiation off of your body. That's what people did when Fukushima happened. Scrub your body with soap and water.

>>136979980
how did it feel

>>136981324
tell that to hiroshima and chernobyl which have thriving ecosystems today.

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>>136977872
The 12,000 cannons and 3,500 missile launchers that can be tipped with VX are more worrisome, not for the Continental US but 30,000 American troops and 10,000,000 Koreans in and around Seoul alone.

>>136981543

There is no radion at hiroshima anymore and chernobyl wasn't a nuke.

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>>136977872
>mfw happening in 5 minutes

SHIT IS GOING DOWN
>>136979976
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>>136979976
>>136979976
>>136979976
>>136979976

>>136981434
Iodine also helps deal with radiation poisoning.

>>136981775

US air force is on standby to bomb all those targets within minutes.

>>136978729
WOW!

THIS IS THE POWER OF NUCLEAR BOMBS

2 miles from BAE systems Lancashire, safe yeah?

>>136977872
>Are we gonna get nuked?

Do you really care? The only places Kim could possibly nuke are commie shitholes on the west coast.

Do you even care? Does anyone care about commies? Their own souls aren't even private property.

>>136982089
>Lancashire
Enjoy your rape.

>>136977872
They don't have reentry technology. Continental US will be safe for a while.

>>136977872
No

guys, a defcon flew over my house
this might be it

>>136977872
its propoganda
there is no stopping a nuclear attack
you may aswell say your prayers
the only people that will survive are in rural areas, thankully.

do you have a 1950s fridge around, according to this saftey video, thats how indiana jones survived.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjKpUthzhWU

weird how this thing hasn't budged :/
http://thebulletin.org/clock/2017

>>136982052
I hope that DPRK Artillery Command can be destroyed swiftly, but I am not going to get too cocky. Even if 1/20th of those survived, it would raise hell through chemical weapons, and that is quite possibly the most fucked up way to die, like an accelerated botulinum poisoning.

>>136982441

Not if it drops on your head obviously, but you realise the energy dissipates as you get further from the center of impact right?

>>136977872
I'm not. But I hope the jew infested USA gets wiped off the map.

>>136978468
>tfw you gotta work today

MUST SERVE CAPITALISM AT ANY COST

>>136982775
>says the jew infested germany

>>136982760
thats why i said only those that live in rural areas would survive attacks, even more so if it was multiple, which is likely
they have more time to react and more space to move
imagine how long it would take to evacuate new york, for example

>>136983097
>4 minutes into the future

GUYS I SEE A FLASH OF LIGHT
ITS HEREEEEE

>>136982775
They don't have enough nukes for that.
NK has enough to maybe wipe out one city.

>>136979461
Is the real redpill here that high yield nukes are too expensive to produce?

>>136983258
SHIT TAKE A SHOWER ASAP

>>136979386
You do know that bigger numbers means less threat right? DEFCON 4 really means nothing.

>norks have 100 megathon might submarine launched intermediate ballistic missile that will pulverized Guam

WHY WOULD THEY ATTACK GUAM? THEIR NAVY CANT EVEN REACH PACIFIC. NO STRATEGIC VALUE.

>>136983143
A jew infested super power is more dangerous than a jew infested medium powerful country. And germany is not nearly as jewificated as the USA even though it might seem not seems so at first glance. But yes, the problem with "our" jews needs to be dealt with too. I am not denying it. But for the USA, all hope is lost. I am with the nationalist country that puts faggots and NWO shills into their place in this case.

>>136983505
Shitposting IRL.

>>136983500
tfw no ice cream sandwich.

>>136981543
The ecosystem at chernobyl is LITERALLY thriving. Ever see that movie that came out a few years ago?

>>136983655
NK is larping as a nationalist country.

They themselves are jews.

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I'm so fucking happy that I'm a Yuropoor, we might be cucked and muslim-infested but at least we won't get nuked tonight

>>136977872
No

>you all imply that there is only one way to make weapons!
>implying that machines that produce consumer electronics can't make chips for weapons
>

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>>136979323
Hahaha hah
Just realised how brilliant you are

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>>136983805

>>136977872
based on your 90-degree photo I surmised we're fucked. thanks, OP.

>>136983978
I bet he was a fun guy to play Yu-Gi-Oh with

>>136977872

>Take shower

>>136983978
Yes. Educated in Switzerland.
You've proved my point, retard.

They learned to jew from the best.

>>136983097
Fucking gay frog. I've seen you posting this fake, homosexual tweet in 3 different threads. Kys.

>>136984152
Is this gonna be the new sleepy nap posting?

>this is boring
>I think a shower sounds good

>>136984146
he was a fapper.

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>>136983865
If NK-US war starts, it's gonna be WW3
China will join, India will come at China,
Pakis will coma at India,
US will demand NATO join, Russia attacks Europe because of "threat" from NATO

Who is left? niggers, and shitskins

This is Total White Genocide

I hope I will be reborn on a planet without niggers

3 billion megaton explosion, don't look at flash.

>>136985295
lol
exactly

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>>136978729
Yeah, doesn't look all that bad

>>136984879
Coackroaches always survive.

People born in shit will survive in it. Western Civilisation will fall.

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In Europe and America, there's a growing feeling of hysteria. They are conditioned to respond to all the threats in the rhetorical speeches of the Koreans. Mr.Trump said we will bury you, but I don't subscribe to this point of view. It would be such an ignorant thing to do if the Americans love their children too.

How the fuck can I save my little boy from Oppenheimer's deadly toy
There is actually no monopoly in common sense, on either side of the political fence. We do in fact share the same biology, regardless of ideology. Believe me when I say to you I hope the Americans love their children too

There is no historical precedent to put the words in the mouth of the President. There's no such thing as a winnable war, ot's a lie we don't believe anymore Mr.Trump says we will protect you, I do again not subscribe to this point of view

tl:dr
>We share the same biology, regardless of ideology
>What might save us, me, and you is if the Americans love their children too

>>136979474
Their largest test was 30kt, and they supposedly had to make them smaller to fit on ICBMs

>>136983805
>t.libcom

kys

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>>136977872
Yup. Guess who goes first?

>>136985586
>>We share the same biology, regardless of ideology
but this is objectively false.

>>136985661
I didn't say we are of the seem breed.

>>136985867
So, do you say we share the same biology as a banana? Because that would be equally true.

>>136985436
to be honest attacking Guam is pointless unless the wind direction is along the island, to spread fallout all over it.

But NK exists, only because China let's it exist. They'd starve to death by now.
NK is just China's proxy, so whatever threats, they come from China not NK.

Question is why China is threatening USA?

>>136985607
You're a fucking idiot, you know that?

>>136986191
No. The question is : Why (and how) america pushed China to using the NK proxy

>>136986191
The chinkity chinese have said, "not this time."

BTW it's the US that gives them food aid to keep them alive.

>>136981314
Odds are it lands 50 miles off shore and doesn't even detonate

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>>136986416
says the antifag

>>136977872
How sad is it that I am 100% not afraid, and hope it does happen. How much must I hate my own country and this shitty world?

>>136979945
>>136980808
Pittsburgh is the same way. The minute there's a snowstorm inbound, we stock up on toilet paper, milk, and bread

>>136980943
if silicon valley gets glassed i will fly a north korean flag

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>>136984879
Exactly. This was the plan from the beginning. We all kill each other, leaving only Africa untouched. The population boom in Africa was designed for this reason, to repopulate the world with easily controlled, slave consumers for all of eternity.
lol the captcha
>Gibbs
No more gibbs for them soon

>>136977872
I fucking hope so

>>136981467
He said it felt good.

>>136987140
Not really. I love our country, distrust the government, and think that most of the world is warped, though I still wish to travel abroad, but I am indifferent to a global holocaust.

As long as Japan stays put. I have lineage there, and wouldn't mind snagging a qt Jap. DON'T FUCK WITH JAPAN YOU FUCKERS.

>>136982205
They say he can nuke NYC now.

GUYS GUAM HERE
A KOREA HAS JUST BEEN SPOTTED OFF THE COAST OF MEXICO
I CAN SEE IT
HAPPENING

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>>136990160
...Aaaaand they're dead.

[BRRRRRRTTTT INTENSIFIES]

>>136990160
omg was it a best koreal or a worst koreal?