Carbonated Jew

Just don't drink it.

>>136975118
YEah and also don't buy it.

>>136975157
It's hard to, genghis.

Got any advice?

Get a blood sugar monitor and check yourself before and after you drink it.

>>136975118
it's easy. drink water instead. i like mine with ice and a squeeze of lime

>>136975118
It is a filthy disgusting habit I am also addicted.

I blame the jews 100%

>>136975297
Stop going to the corner store and eating out. Cook your own food

>>136975297
Just don't drink it. How hard is it to exert a little self control, leaf?

>>136975360
Water tastes like shit after all these years of pepsi

Spend a few hours trying to figure out what the pharmacodynamics of aspartame really are

>>136975118

My last fizzy-pop was a good 2years ago and I didn't even buy it and only drank it because working outside in the sun

I drink Beer, tea, and cordial.

fizzy-pop

>>136975118
Read what pepsi and other sodas do once you ingest them. Thatll make you want to quit. Youll remember the facts everytime you go to purchase another. Has helped me.

>>136975502
I'm a ruralfag, so I do cook my own food. But I can't resist having pepsi with it all the time.
>>136975567
pretty hard desu

>>136975297
Milk. Also drink more water. You'll eventually get used to not drinking that shit. It doesn't take long.

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If you drink full fat - swap to the sugar free alternatives. Just get used to them, it'll help your health somewhat while you're weaning yourself off.

After that - just slowly try to taper off with the amount you have. I used to know some guys who literally would drink 5-6 cans of full fat coke a day. So obviously for them swapping to sugar free and then cutting back took a while.. but it's all about habit forming my dude. If you form the habbit to only drink water then... that's what you'll do. You're just in the habit of drinking sugar right now, and your brain gets good feels when it gets that sugar kick. So get yourself off that. And the rest should fall in to place.

>>136975118
Drink healthy drinks instead like Gatorade

>>136975297
Switch to UNSWEETENED iced tea/coffee first to wean yourself off the sugar while still getting the caffeine.

>>136975297

Look, you dumb fucking leaf

You stop drinking the soda. That's literally it. Go grab your empty soda bottles, fill them up from the tap, and drink out of those. Once you do that you'll realize the only addiction you have is needing to reach over and grab the plastic bottle and chug away.

>>136975118

Change it for water, fruit juice, plain soda if u are addicted to the gas, or coffee if u need some caffeine. The most important thing is to have willpower to stop drinking it, not for redpilling reasons but health ones.

>>136975687
>fizzy-pop

LOL fucking brits and your beef wellington with lettuce ensemble.

>>136975785

God damn, i'd eat sausage and mash off them legs

Wean yourself off with fruit juice, just don't replace it cause that shit is also pretty bad. Or just go cold turkey, I did that and it's really not as hard as you think it is, just start to appreciate water and milk.

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>>136975118
>leaf
>resist jews
im sorry but the only way for your kind to escape them is to rake yourself

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>>136975118
I used to have to have coke with every meal. Stopped and don't ever feel like drinking it. Simple as that. Only really drink water and coffee w/ 35% cream now

>>136975837
This is bait right?

>>136975157
FPBP

>>136975118
honestly I if you dont have the willpower you dont deserve the benefits

Stop drinking Pepsi and take in the real carbonated Jew.

Coca-Cola is the superior of the two.

>>136975922
Lmao this post is so shit.
>Implying the brain is not impacted by what you ingest

>>136975769
>Dropping the carbonated Jew for the dairy Jew
Goy...

>>136976163
Dr Pepper is the lord of tasty beverages, are you guys even trying?

Drink good quality Chinese/jap/Taiwanese tea instead. worked for me

>>136976133
What is wrong with Gatorade?
Athletes all drink it?

>>136975118
Do a 7 day water fast, it will purge your body of the sugar addiction.

>>136976054

We invented fizzy-pop lad so we get to say what it's called

>>136975595
I dunno about your leaf water but here in USA I find tap water intolerable. Get a water filter or some purified water and add some lemon like the earlier anon said and drink it cold. Cold water is a negative calorie input because your body has to heat it up.

>>136975922
Na man it is not like smoking, it is not about the reach over it is about the burn and the rush.

Fucking sugar.

First off reduce your intake by switching from big bottles to small cans. This makes rationing and a soft landing easier.
Now you have your one smallish can, you only get one. Your daily at most soda experience begins and ends with it. Make it last and enjoy it properly. Come up with any rites needed to extend its excitement. The same procedure as with alcohol, never drink alcohol unless also eating meat.
If you for any reason do not drink it, you do not get two cans tomorrow.
The hurdle has now become plenty smaller to just not drink soda some days until soda simply doesn't matter to you.

It takes a while to deprogram your brain. Going cold turkey just makes you fall back harder.

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>>136975118
FUCK YEA I CAN HELP WITH THIS ONE
Follow the Brits example and drink tea, that's what I did and it worked fantastically. Now I rarely drink soda, maybe one can every month and a half or so and holy shit does it taste amazing when you treat it like a sweet, bubbly reward.

>>136975118
Perrier carbonated mineral water is a great substitute.
Also Tea or Coffee for Caffiene.

>>136976322
>Do a 7 day water fast,

Bitch I have a job and shit.

>>136975118
Switch to carbonated water.

>>136976243
Way better alternative than soft drinks especially if he's trying to quit. And are you really comparing coke to milk?
>muh hormones

>>136976321
Yeah they drink it during physical activity. Go look at the sugar content in that shit. He might as well continue to drink soft drinks.

>>136975297
I started smoking. Numbed my taste buds. Forced myself not to have sugar for a week. Didn't drink carbonate jew or have sugar in coffee or tea.

>>136975118
literally all you have to do is not buy it.

Easy. Done.

t. quit drinking soda five years ago, don't even miss it. It tastes like sickly sweet syrup now.

Drink Coca-Cola instead

>>136975118

Easy, at slightest urge drink a glass of water.

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>>136976054
>soda
>even though soda is one specific beverage
>Having the gall to call out fizzy pop
>mfw

>>136975785
>full fat coke

nigga what the fuck are you talking about

>>136975118
You're weak, leaf. Soda is literally the easiest form of degeneracy to quit.

Drink water when you're thirsty.
Drink tea/coffee if you need caffeine.

It's really that simple. This leaf >>136976093 gets it.

you guys why do i enjoy things that are enjoyable holy shit the jews are at it again i need to remove all enjoyable things from my life so i can feel more like im in control.

>>136976799
coke classic, aka coke in a red can, aka, the most popular beverage on the planet you fucking mong

>>136976340
I dropped by exactly doing that. Not for health reasons or anything either, I just ran out of soda one day, was too lazy to go buy more so just filled up the empty bottles I had lying around and drank from those.

It's easier than you'd think. After 10 years of being hooked on the caffeinated jew I was expecting something like low-energy crashes and cravings for sugar or something of that sort, but the only thing that happened is I lost some weight.

>>136976442
You don't have to stop being active nigger, your body functions fine during the fast.

>>136976372
>Going cold turkey just makes you fall back harder.
Ik I tried that a few weeks ago and ended up gluging a 2L bottle...

I'll take your advice, nordbro

>>136975769
>Milk
If you want to be fag.

>>136975687
>fizzypop
just say pop nigger

Drink selzter. You'll get used to it.

>>136976947
I can't tell if you're trolling or this is just bong education.

none of those products has fat in it.

>>136975118
>Be coffee drinking, carbonated Jew drinking, cigarette smoking goy
>Cut coffee out
>Don't feel any different except slightly less jittery
>Stop smoking cigarettes
>Feel genuine improvement
>Can't cut out the carbonated Jew
>Substitute it with water
>Only manage to cut down my intake
>Probably loading my body with xenoestrogens

How do I win?

>>136977284
I know - but it has lots of sugar, liquid calories. It is colloquially referred to as "full fat" - because that's what it's equivalent in milk would be. Not 1%, not diet, but full fat, full calories.

Do you understand? Did that go through your thick meaty head?

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>>136975118

>>136975118
Try putting a raw egg(in shell) in a glass of cola. Leave it over night and see what you get. If that doesn't redpill you then you are beyond hope.

>>136977284

fat coke as in coke for fat people its not a hard concept to grasp

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>>136975118
Easy, buy the non Jewish version.

>>136975785
But the (((sugar free))) cans just swaps the (((sugar))) out for more (((aspartame))).

>Even drinking Coke after that completely degenerate new ad with pool cleaner

Disgusting.

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>>136975118
Get a reverse osmosis water filter so your water actually tastes good.

Also those cans are sprayed with BPA inside to prevent contact between the metal and drink so you're getting a nice dose of exogenous estrogen too.

>>136977500
>this Dr. Oz tier argument

should we also worry about all the 'scary chemicals we cant pronounce' on the back?

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< Read up, ladyboys.

>>136977481
but it isn't milk and contains no fat

I think this is just a symptom of the disgusting chav pidgin language your inbred island speaks.

>>136975118
I quit cold turkey when I realized how much money I could be saving

>>136977112
What does that mean? You're saying drinking milk will feminize you? Jesus. So much autism in this thread.

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>>136977945
Milk contains estrogen as well as whatever they shoot up into the cow. Also it's stored in plastic that will turn you gay.

If you have to have dairy drink skim milk because estrogen is fat soluble.

>>136977945

everything that isn't water purified through your infowars brand de-globalizing water filtration system has xenoestrogens that will take over your brain and make you want to serve the jewish masters.

>>136975118
I know it's hard to think that it can be so easy, but just stop drinking it. That's it. If I could manage to do it at 13/14 (~10 years ago), you can manage at presumably 20 something. Quit cold turkey.

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I'm just hooked on the carbonation. I switched to carbonated water. Not sure if this is any better, but it's similar to soda.

>>136976338
Bump. I drink 1.5 gallons of ice cold, filtered water a day. I'm 6'3 and 240 lbs. so it's appropriate.

>>136975297
Every single time you get a soda, you get a glass of water too. At least as much water as soda. You don't get a new soda without finishing drinking the water.

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Work on yourself. Really, work.

>>136975118
Just drink water and tea, faggot. It's not that hard. If you don't have the inner strength to defeat such petty desires, you aren't white. Tap into the strength that rests within you and just learn to say no to that stuff.

>>136978157
I mean I get trying to avoid certain things as much as possible but for fucks sake. There are people ITT that actually believe if you drink milk and come in contact with plastic you will inevitably grow tits and suck dick.

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>>136978746
>Average adult exposure is 1 - 100 mcg/day

Here's a chart of the effects of BPA.

>>136978690
>you aren't white.
im mixed. chinese and anglo/celtic

>>136977755
Isn't that the same thing as the McDonald's meme?

>"See these fries in this airtight glass jar?"
>"Yeah?"
>"See how they haven't gone mouldy?"
>"Yeah?"
>"Doesn't that scare the shit out of you? They're like that in your body!"
>"Well they aren't because my stomach isn't an airtight glass jar"
>"FUCK OFF RACIST! HAVEN'T YOU SEEN (((MORGAN SPURLOCK'S))) "DOCUMENTARY"!"

Are juices an alternative to soda?

>>136975297
Try drinking carbonated water with natural flavoring like lemon. I was hooked on Coke Zero and didn't realize that I was just craving something carbonated.

>>136979022
Fine, Asians are honorary. Just don't give in to those simple short term desires. As previously suggested, just make a huge pot of tea (white or green is best) and add some simple herbs like camonille. Don't use any sugar or sugar replacers. Just drink that whenever you feel the urge to drink sugar. I'm off the stuff for a few years and from time to time I just drink one glass when I'm going out with friends.

>>136975118
Carbonated water helped me because I like the fizzyness. I might have one sugary drink a month now whereas before I would drink like 6 cans a day of full fat coke or Pepsi. I got sore heads and cravings for the first week but they passed after that. The weight literally fell off me too, that shit is bad for you.

>>136975118

I drink 4cans of pepsi max a day for the last few years. Get blood tests and other tests done every year. Nothing wrong.

>>136975785

Lol sugar free is fake sugar that has cancer. At least him drinking reg, diabetes is his worst case. Rather than cancer, being a fat ass and having diabetes.

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Thanks buds. I'll follow your guys' advice and see what happens. Hopefully I can cut the addiction.

>>136975118
sort yourself out leaf

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>>136980281

>>136980077
Don't listen to anyone else except the people telling you to quit cold turkey.

Don't buy it every again. Try a pepsi after 6 months clean and tell me how it tastes.

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>>136975118
Ice Cold water from a fountain drink machine is divine, water cold, ice cool, filtered fresh.

If cold water and pic related can't save you your a lost cause.

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Why not drink the superior drink?

>>136975118
drink covfefe

i've had this problem before... if you want to quit this video should help

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZp29Qeu8_U

If im not fat or skinnyfat, why should i stop consuming sugary drinks? its just excess calories.

Dental health is the only issue which can easily be solved by using a straw. Soda is not bad for normal healthy people.

>>136975118
Drink tea.

>>136979516
I switched over to drinking primarily apple juice.

>>136982298

What about diabetes caused by spiked levels of your blood glucose ?

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>>136975118
you can drink carbonated water. Then it's still cold, and still sparkling. Good way to taper off.

Switch to carbonated water.

>>136978094

https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2016/08/160803124441.htm

"Consumption of natural estrogens in cow's milk does not affect blood levels or reproductive health"

I recently stopped drinking (((soda)))

My advice? Look for a product called La Croix - it's a 0 sugar drink that has natural carbs and flavor. Really helps me get that bubbly fix

>>136982172
Any drink with that much sugar would appear the same. When you burn dissolved sugar it turns into a sticky tar-like substance.

>>136985335
this, perrier got me off the sugary jew

>>136982298
>Dental health is the only issue which can easily be solved by using a straw.

I don't think this really works. But, if you don't drink the stuff constantly it's not a real problem.

>>136985335
Except it tastes like shit. People aren't addicted to carbonation, they're addicted to caffeine.

>>136986483
I think they're addicted to everything

the "user" (kek) needs to find out what makes the soda essential the most
if it's the caffeine for example, ice tea might be a solution. You could also pour some ice tea into sparkling water or any combinations of it.

People are also addicted to the sugar. Try to reduce the sugar (in tea, or mix soda with sparkling water) or maybe drink diet coke. If the person started this change to get rid of soda, the cravings should decrease over time of drinking watered down soda.

>>136975837
I like how this ID has gatorade colors

>>136975118
I used to drink too much soda.
I weened myself off using alternatives. I like iced tea and would drink something like that or just water whenever I was thirsty and wanted a coke instead.
You don't need to go cold turkey. You can still drink soda occasionally but make sure it is only occasionally.

tl;dr just drink something else you like, idiot

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>>136979561
>full fat coke

>>136975118
Drink black coffee. Switch to high-quality instant. Wean yourself off caffeine by adding less and less instant coffee. Soon you are drinking coffee-flavored hot water, which is perfectly good for you.

>>136985723
(((Science daily)))

Good goy.

>>136975687
>(((beer)))
Have fun having man tits.

Just drink club soda, brah.

>>136975118
Just watch kidney stone pictures, fear is the best deterrent.

Visualize the disgusting, obese, no self control masses, the mindless consumers slurping down the liquid sugar that they can't live without. Their blood sugar rising and their cells becoming resistant to insulin with every sip. Even the ones who switch to the sugar-free carbonated jew will not be spared, the artificial sweeteners rot them from the inside. Their health decays yet they do not care, they seek only pleasure. Everytime you feel like soda - picture them. Let them fill you with disgust and pity. You are not like them. You have self control.

>>136975118
I lost 30 pounds just by quiting the carbonated Jew.

>>136992567
Oh and try drinking soda water with fresh lime for a while once you give it up. It helps

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Caffeine is a hell uva drug.
I hope pic related helps you on your non cafeinated journey.

>>136975118
make your bed every morning

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>>136977245
>>136975118

Once I switched to seltzer a few years ago I came to vastly prefer it over soda. When I have a sip of soda now it tastes sickeningly sweet to me and I can't even drink it.

Don't end up like pic related OP

>>136975118
all that happiness is is the feeling that power increases... change some of your definitions for happiness to be able to avoid soda due to having continued spiritual/physical power. Easy.

>>136977945
switching a sugary drink for a fatty one isn't much of an improvement.

>>136993136
>Caffeine
>Evolved in plants to be an insecticide
>Fucks up an insect when given to it
>Excuse me; fucks up an ARTHROPOD when given to it
On a scale of 1 to Argument, I give you a 2.

>>136980077

Imagine sodas if they weren't carbonated. You'd basically be drinking sugar syrup. And then imagine if this syrup were warm.

Hint: it's the carbonation

>>136975297
Copy the alcoholics and switch to sparkling mineral water. Perrier and San Pellegrino and that stuff.

Part of your "addiction" is the habit and the ritual, and probably a lot of it is your lizard brain enjoying the sensation of the bubbles and the effect it has as it dances on your tongue and helps digestion. It's the same reason people like the sound and feeling of biting into a crunchy of chip. There's just something sensual about it that speaks to a more primal and younger version of ourselves.

There's a high likelihood you enjoy the fizz more than the actual sugar.

>>136994067
>I take caffeine every day so I don't want to believe it's bad
k, keep at it, it's really good 4 u

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>>136975118
Gave the sickly sweet shit up years ago.
Give a soda today and I throw it out after 2 sips.
Yuk.
Now Beer, that's a different story.

>>136976093
Whipping cream is $5 1/2 gallon at costco.
One carton lasts me a month.
Best coffee ever.

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>>136994639

>>136993767
Yes it is. You fell for the fat meme

>>136975297
smash a finger everytime you drink a sip of pepsi, really smash the shit out of with a big heavy book, a metal rod, whatever.

eventually you'll stop

>>136975297
first of all, get one of these

https://www.amazon.
com/Takeya-Originals-Insulated-Stainless-Bottle/dp/B0188QB5JW/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1502490023&sr=8-1&keywords=takeya%2Bwater%2Bbottle&th=1

because they're fucking amazing. Secondly, start drinking more water. And don't drink fucking tap water, you might as well drink soda at that point. It's as simple as "don't buy it". If you can avoid buying it when you go to the store, then you can avoid drinking it. If you need flavor, buy some water flavoring powder, whatever suits your tastes. Once you've been off of it long enough, you tend to just get used to not drinking it, like anything else.

>>136995237
ur not going to make good spider webs that way, enjoy your coffee, fucktard

>>136975118
How the fuck can you drink this shit without feeling it burning down your throat?

Call me a pussy but that alone makes me stay away from this shit.