Well...Let's wade this out together /Pol/ lads
>>136970480
why 5 minutes ?
>>136970622
5 minutes is all it takes
>>136970622
20.35 dutch time is when shits supposed to go down
>>136970480
IT HAS BEGUN
>>136970863
Waiting patiently for the destruction of Guam.
>>136970480
EAM just aired on 8992KHz... I was not here for dutch anon, what is it?
>>136971293
Apparently a major happening to do with NK and the US
Make your peace with God, lads.
>tfw Kim Jon Un was/is shitposting on /pol/ with a proxy
air raid sirens are going of nationwide, police and ambulance everywhere
well that was fun, its not happening
im out
>>136971714
lay off the shrooms
I thought the happenig today was about the Russian dude and the bildaberg lodge
NORTH KOREA JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE WTF
>>136971672
lol
>>136971956
Explain
Nothing happened goodnight
guys it's happening! I live on Guam and an ICMB just flew through my window!
>>136972264
>>136972357
What's that tiny little picture of?
Is that Kam John On's house?
>>136972357
Oh I thought it was something important. My mistake.
>>136971976
In all honestly I hope you died in the fallout.
>>136970480
I live right outside DC, I just saw Guam take off from Andrews AFB!
>>136971293
EAM was transmitted about 5 minutes ago from one of the E-3B's. No idea what they were ordering though.
I just died in your arms tonight
kims not gonna launch rich kid bottle rockets
>>136970480
Dude Gaddafi just dropped by! he said shit is habbenin in T-rex minus 5 minutos! Grab your enchilada lunchables laddies and get ready for splosion time yeyeye
>>136970480
>5 mins left
No nigger, it's 35-40
HERE IT ITS GUYZ
Kim Jong Un is outside my flat right now. His guys are kicking in my front door. They've got guns and high-pitched voices. They're seizing my compu-
>>136974059
Council flat cunt.
Get a job you fucking bum.
>>136976558
I work for my self and live in my own flat.
Its 8:30pm Friday evening you fucking brainwashed psycho
>>136976558
Turn the TV off, Wayne.
Those are women that would die for their leader.
Norks gonna git porked
now watch these digets
>>136977077
Fuck
>>136976995
u rite
>>136976558
Thats quite some projection you got there.
>tfw 1 minute remains
good bye anons
it was fun
>>136977365
>1 minute ago
OH shiii-
oooooohhhh fu-
Soooo???
quints = wwiii
>>136977365
>>136977533
It was an hour and 1 minute ago.
8.35pm Holland time
OH MY GOD
TURN ON CNN!!!!
HOOOOOOLY SHITTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i know its nothing, but emotionally i'm unstable because of all of your nutter
tanks in 30 minutes
PPPEEEENNNNIIIIIISSSS
>>136977719
fugggggg
>>136977719
Elderly man DEAD!? OH NO!
>>136977719
What's there? We don't have this shit here.
IN A STUNNING DEVELOPMENT THAT NO ONE COULD HAVE FORESEEN,
NOTHING HAPPENED
Do you fucking faggots just believe anything anybody posts here?
Fuck this board has gone downhill since the (((invasion)))
>>136978029
consider yourself lucky.
>>136977719
Holy shit It´s fucking happening..... This aint funny anymore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Aaaaand it's fucking nothing.
Like Always
>>136977719
wait is something really happening?
>>136978194
fuck yea it is
If it's happening now, we wouldn't know till later on I suppose.
But there will be no happenings today. OP was just shilling.
>>136978140
Can't say I'm surprised. But I can say I'm disappointed. Time to drink bleach.
>>136970480
>oh no so much habbening
...
>>136978194
DUDES! Im from Holland. Air raid sirens JUST started to scream and im hearing loud bangs! WTFFFFF now that its habbening i dont want it to happen!
Bangs are F16's btw, just heard another one!
SKYKING SKYKING SKYKING!
Not a single anon prediciton has come true. Yet you keep beliving it every single time
>>136970480
>tfw no holocaust again
And yet another boring shitty day has passed.
By keks will hollyjew will bathe in nuclear fire.
>>136972832
it must have been something you said.
>>136978440
>>136978471
people actualy fell for an obvius LARP
>>136978526
we are all going to die lol
>one more threat
till we get a happening boys
IT'S SO BRI
>>136978681
Understanding greentext as a newfag
I know it really is hard darling isn't it....
>>136978526
I don't hear anything, neighbour.
>>136978526
Can confirm on the sirene what the hell is going on ? its probably a test alarm ?
>>136972287
Did it fly close enough for you to see if it had Kim-stickers attached to it?
>>136970480
Was just told to activate AFPAAS.
WELL ? Happening or not ?
>>136979308
Fake and Gay
>>136979308
DELET THIS
>>136979308
UH GUYS
listen to the pauly shore podcast on rogan for more insight into kim.
He knows Rodman, Kims a top larper, he aint doing shit. He likes Trump.
>>136979119
Nope. Test alarms are only every first monday of the month at 12:00 PM. This shit is real dude. Still no messages on the TV or radio tho.
I'm not hearing any more F16's. Keep ya'll updated.
>>136979308
What does that even mean
>>136977077
HOLY SHET
SEE MINE
>>136979119
where is your proof faggot ?
Woah. What the actual fuck is happening? What did Dutch anon say? I haven't been on /pol/ for days, what's happening? Is it real this time?
>>136979374
Try again tomorrow.
>>136979652
>I haven't been on /pol/ for days
Then you don't deserve to know
>>136970480
du
bs and its not happening tr
ips and its happening
>>136979308
>joining the airforce instead of the navy
Why?
>>136979119
vocaroo it moron
>>136979696
I have a job neetfag. I have shit to do.
WTF I JUST SAW KIM KONG UN ON MY ROOF TELLING ME THAT HE'S DONE SERVING HIS MASTERS
>>136977719
I think their servers crashed, they cant handle too many viewers
>>136979560
this you idiot >>136979723
>>136979308
OH SHIT
>>136972538
apparently its a pic of where the current bilderberg is
pic has no reverse lookup
I dont give a fuck about threat to USA. It's obvious those garbage nukes wont reach us. I fear for South Korea. Are we able to save them?
>>136979769
>I have a job neetfag. I have shit to do.
>not calling a sickday on the eve of the world end
>>136970863
>not look at the "fireball"
:( RIP guam
SHITS GOING DOWN!! RIGHT-WING DEATHSQUADS MARCHING THE STREETS!
EVERY TREE CARRIES 10 IMMIGRANTS!
BRING OUT YOUR WEAPONS, THEY SAY THEY HAVE TANKS IN 30 MINUTES!
Still Nothing,
Lol
>>136979617
Nothngburger
>>136970480
Norks Clash or Other will Happened on 21 August, when Solar Eclipse Happened in Burgerland.
Mark This !
Kim Jung Un?
more like...
KIM JUNG PWN!!!1
>>136979711
I wish I joined the navy.
HOOOOOOOOOLLYYYYYY SHIIIIIT
WTTTTTFFFFFFFFF
I JUSTBLOOKED OUTSIDE MY WEST FACING WINDOW AND SAW A FUCKING ATOMIC MUSHROOM ON THE HORIZON !!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT THE FUUUUUCK.ITS HABBEEENNNING
>>136977719
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK
>>136979308
like 3rd one i have seen with different flags, idk.
Guam here. Kim Jong Un is personally circling our airspace, holding what appears to be a gravity bomb, and fighting of the US Air Force almost as though he we're good himself. I'm scared guys.
> Put Fallout Radio Live
And here... We... Go !
>>136979308
Let's see your rank nigger
>>136970480
Nothing ever happens here. We're irrelevant and we love it
>>136979119
>>136979723
>>136979629
How do you belgians not hear it it's so fucking loud
True bandit radio is playing on my radio. Happening?
>>136979086
Disregard what I said, it's started here too!
>>136979308
Hmm, are you saying the government is relocating you to a safer location?
>>136980375
I supose you're posting from the US jet's wifi ?
>>136980142
r o l l for subs
>>136970480
HOLY SHIT! I JUST SAW A FUCKING MUSHROOM CLOUD ON MIAMI! I BETTER POST THIS BEFORE THE SHOCKWAVE GETS TO ME!
fake and gay
>>136980540
exactly the other way around, he helps relocating the government to a safer location
>>136980375
DIE YOU FOCKIN AMERIKAN TERRORIST!!!!!!
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
We're gonna die
FM radio in Hawaii just said to find shelter.
happening is real. hope I dont die
>>136979308
Your CAC expires this year, I'd get that taken care of
French President and Gouvernment thinks that Trump do the right thing.
Lol
>>136980323
remember boys, stand strong europe will survi-
jew mason cops murdered capt morgan for illustrations freemasonry pdf, bill cooper
I live in Belgium at the border of the Netherlands and about 20 helicopters are everywhere after 2 bright flashes appeared, pic related. there are also unknown noises like jet engines... gonna take more pictures
Is this real? Kind of freaking the fuck out right now
>>136970480
>5 mins left to see if Dutch Anon was right
>>136979711
>he didn't join the branch with a space fleet
>>136972538
No that's the secret lodge where they do all the evil rituals and bad stuff
>>136980804
macron 5d milf teacher chesst?
>>136979962
IS IT? Even IF NK nuked us, they couldn't destroy us, let alone the world.
>>136980872
IT FUUUUCKING IS !!! TURN ON GUAM RADIO !!!
>>136980864
that's a lampost and a star go to sleep your drunk
I'm hearing explosions for like 10 minutes with few minute breaks
Probably just fireworks though ;_;
Kim Jong hee ferras!
Me makey boom-boom in me dipey!
Arr you yankee fuckels getting velly velly toostee lear soon!
Me nukey da Guam!
Arso, me postee flom ploxy so you not know it leary me!
Donard Tlumpf I come fo you nex
>>136980186
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acnt3r6z5ns
>>136970480
Just heard a lot of screaming outside. Turned out to just be 20 africans raping my sister
>>136980323
anon?
ANON??
ANOOOON!!!!!!!!
its impossible for it to happen before feast of trumpets
jesus said it happens on feast of trumpets he also said it happens on a regular day when nothing is going on
therefore it can not happen until sept 21-23
Matthew 24:37-42
37 But as the days of Noah were, so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.
38 For as in the days that were before the flood they were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, until the day that Noe entered into the ark,
39 And knew not until the flood came, and took them all away; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.
40 Then shall two be in the field; the one shall be taken, and the other left.
41 Two women shall be grinding at the mill; the one shall be taken, and the other left.
42 Watch therefore: for ye know not what hour your Lord doth come.
>>136981013
That's just your average nigger country. No worries.
>>136980864
im hearing rumors a NK sub was detected near the coast of the province of Zeeland. Fuck me... that IS near belgium too so its very possible then.
Hold tight boys. Shit's getting really interesting now.
>>136980994
haha laat de domme Amerikanen het geloven
>>136979086
No surprise, Holland doesn't border Belgium.
fake news, nothing will happen you faggots
>>136981110
What is the chance that NK sub is just coming for a holiday?
>>136971672
kek
>>136979308
OH FUG
Prince charles just came and took my fucking cup of Yorkshire tea off me and told me to get into the shed, it's fucking happening lads.
TANKS IN 30 MINUTES
>>136981350
oooohhh fuuuuuggggg
>>136981402
FUUUUUGGGGGG
>>136981350
RIP the world
>>136981110
H-haha, very f-funny anon.
I'm hearing loud bangs could be gunshots
Umm guys.. I noticed all our media has been airing quran and nationalistic songs all day long.. Wtf
>>136977077
oh boy
>tfw live in socal and unironically wish the gooks would poz-nuke your neg-hole and then God and Satan would spitroast you in hell for all eternity as your eternal punishment for being such a naughty little faggot
>>136981551
>>136978036
>Nothing happened
>Nothing
You're used to that, aren't you leaf? Nothing happening in your country. Nothing happening in your economy. Nothing happening in your own miserable life. Eh leaf? You are the epitome of... Nothing. Your whole existence is a long ass waiting game for the rake to finally come.
How does it feel, leaf? To have fallen, never to have truly blossomed, to decay and be raked away and turned to fucking compost. How does that fucking feel??!!
made a specific dutch happening thread bro's. Keep us informed!
>>136981709
>>136978698
Yeah, I thought this too. Was he meant to say that? He sends threats all the time.
The things are coming out of the walls!
>>136970480
omg guys nigger killer death squads are outside of my house and they just killed podesta cliton and drumpf the coup has begun it is happening11!!!1!1
>>136981551
fucking hell rare
whats it like in your country sandnigger?
is it cancer like the rest of the islamic world?
i hear you fuck 10 year olds but only after you marry them is that right?
>>136981322
>>136981433
>>136981455
WITNESS ME
>>136981928
I'm kidding. I hope not everyone it is, too.
I'm syrian, flags fuckup every now and then.
>>136981788
It feels... Disappointing. My life is falling apart, I have no future. I am here waiting for the end like so many, and yet... It won't happen. Decaying feels like... A slow transition into nothing. But I guess it beats a sudden stop.
>>136981686
same
WHEN THE FUCK WILL IT HAPPEN ?!?!?!?!?! I CAN'T FUCKING WAIT TO SEE THE SPICS GET ERADICATED
Blood for the blood god, skulls for the skull throne. I love you /pol/ goodbye
>>136982065
are you kidding me? i would kill to live in canada or the us. fuck off
>>136982109
They'll be here soon
Yet again, nothing happened.
It's seriously, really, not fucking happening.
Holy shit all the emus guarding the gates to my abo reservation have fled their posts and gone bush, farken. Birds can sense the faintest electromagnetic disturbance in the atmosphere, EMU HAPPENINGS=REAL HAPPENINGS
yeah nah I'm fucking doing the bolt seeya cunts
>>136982392
Is that the original? Did you finally find it ?!
>>136982330
With flag like that I'm sure. Come to the poorest part of Canada. Exist on the economy of passing old people and suffering. I love Canada. We're just so cheerful.
HOLY FUCK!!! IT'S REALLY not HAPPENING!!
>>136971976
They have country carriers, aircraft carriers btfo
>>136979769
>Joining the Navy instead of the Army.
Navycucks never learn.
>>136982635
here is my real flag
feelsbadman
DONT FUCKING ARGUE, we die as one
>>136980705
Oh..
Just got an email from my isp...."If your internet goes down within the next 24 hrs take all precautions re: nuclear attack (see attacment)"
It happened, you just don't know it yet. The end has just begun.
Holy shit. Kim just came into my room to nuke the shit out my country and I literally screamed at him and hit the warhead out of his hand. He started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on him. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to Kim but I'm literally in shock from the happening tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck isn't he bombing Drumpf? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Kim Dong to be god emperor and fix this broken country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought he was going to fuck up New York???? This is so fucked
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>136981435
I told you but you wouldn't listen. You could have prevented this. The N-Virus is airborn. Get out of the major cities. Stay away from...from...gotta get...fried chicken. I mean antivirals. Gibs da antivirals to stop da...crackas. GIBS. ME. DAAAAAT. GIIIIIIIIBS MEEEE DAAAAAAT. IDIIIIINDOOONUFFIN. WHEREDAAAAA WHIIIIIIITE WOOOMEN AAAAT.....GIIIIIBS WATAMELON GIBS CHIKN GIIIIIIBS WHITE WOOOOMEN GIIIIIIBS. GIIIIIIIIBS
>>136970480
https://defconwarningsystem.com/
defcon just went from 3 to 4
is anything really happening or not? Haven't visited /pol/ or checked the news for 3-4 days
>>136977719
ABSOLUTE MADE MAIN
>>136983504
show it faggit
Well, this was shit.
>>136983536
do you remember how you died?
HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTT
>>136983504
who's your isp?
>>136983874
I don't know, I haven't been outside for 3-4 days, but I've been to /pol/
>>136979308
You better time stamp the nukes faggot
>>136983788
that is not the official defcon counter it is classified u moron
>>136983724
Nigga, I mean, anon, it's too late for your cracka ass. Once the N-Virus appears on the skin, it's too late for the antivirals. I'm gonna go to the KFC, I mean, lock myself up so I don't give the N-Virus to others. Ooga booga my friend.
>>136983971
GIBSLMEDAAAAAT COMPOOOTA CRAAAKAAAAAAA
>>136973239
>Trump says it's fine (It's not)
>>136984116
PLUS 3 to 4 is a downgrade
we need war
kek wills it
>>136983874
>Kim's getting his missiles ready to lob a few at Guam
>Trump's putting his foot down, telling him if he even dares to even trying sitting down on his Big American Cock that he's going to take a fork and rip out his eyeballs and feed it to some pet eagles, and China going >y-yeah and w-we're going to hurt you to stupid capitalists if you hurt our fat country buffer ;_;
It's not a question of IS it happening, but WHEN is it happening.
>it's another NK happening thread
Daily reminder that nothing is happening until we actually see shit being nuked/SK getting artillery barraged, and the former scenario we won't know shit about until long after it's shot down or successfully detonated. Especially since a nuke would fry most consumer electronics, and certainly fuck local Internet posters.
Nothing. Happening.
>>136984255
confirmed
UK has just tested the new alert system on BBC WM Radio station and BBC Four channel.
It seems like countries are definitely preparing for something.
>>136984466
Oh shit. WHAT DOES HE MEAN BY THIS?
>>136984255
>>136984466
holy shit, kek is here
>>136984466
checked. When does it begin?
>>136984631
Tonight, I bet.
>>136984631
soon, my brother
I can't wait anymore guys
where r da missiles?
>>136984735
>>136984754
fuck, kek where are you
>>136984255
>>136984466
CONFIRMED!!!!!
Praise Kek!
>>136984799
they are flying
>>136981788
How does it feel bong? To have your country reverse colonized by 70 Iq subhumans, to have your women raped and beaten and your policmen beheaded in the streets? To be cucked so thoroughly that one of the Invaders is you capitols mayor? To have terrorists attacks every week and not have a single brit lift a finger against them? How does it feel to know you will eventually be a minority in your own country, that formerly was the world's greatest empire?
How does it feel bongboy?
Trump has just said today about one more overt threat would lead to Kim Jon Un regretting it rapid. So we just have to wait and see how NK react soon...Even then I doubt we'll have an imminent happening
>>136984170
Ewww
GIIIIIBS GIIIIIIBS CHIIIIKKKKEN GIIIIBBS GIIIIIBS GRAAAAAAAPE DRAAAAANK GIIIIIIBBBS MAAAAAAHH NIGGGGGGAAAAAA
>>136984735
>>136984754
wait. he mustve meant a different tiem zone, lol
anybody else remember the LA happening at 3pm (eastern, wait no pacific) from 2010?
>>136970863
and guys complain about fake news ?
Gib happenings, reeeeeeeeeeee
>>136984255
Praise kek his will shall be done on earth
>>136984847
NK nukes or USA tomahawks?
I want a big ass war godamnit
SOON
>>136984983
NK nukes burgers
>>136984466
What did kek mean by this?
>>136984861
Fuck me. Took you a while to write this comeback eh leaf? I thought you necked yourself being a citizen of a bitch nation ran by yanks and bongs.
>>136983598
Classic pasta
>>136984983
Burgers nuke NK
It's 6:45am in Guam right now
7am raid or bust
>>136984902
Could be tomorrow night, if that's the case. We'd have to wait and see. The ball is in Doughboys court, now.
>>136985100
holy sh-
>>136985100
Its starting
kek wills it
>>136985178
Beautiful, isnt it?
PRAISE KEK
GUYS NORTH KOREA IS KNOCKING ON MY DOOR
>>136985428
RIP
>>136985061
Nup mate just having some fish and chips by the seaside in chemanius BC. Its so comfy here not a nigger or mudslime in sight. Can you say the same living in the Islamic Caliphate of Londinistan?
>>136985428
Tell them frig off
>>136985500
WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS
>>136970985
>unironically believing Guam is the actual target
>implying the whole threat isn't a distraction so Kim can hit Cali instead
Blue pulled af tbqh m8o
>>136985428
GUYS I LIVE NEXT TO AN AIRFEILD ALL THE BATTLESHIPS ARE TAKING OFF HOLY FUCK GUAM JUST FLEW PAST MY WINDOW
>>136985428
ITS HABENING
>>136980027
so its like getting emergency response services ready in case of a tornado or some shit
in other words, its just the military being damn sure that if something does go wrong, they're ready, but it doesn't mean something WILL happen
We had the same shit back when they were moving DHS forces along cali during obama, when kim threatened to nuke as well
>>136970863
The last twatter fuckstick.
>Nuclear Winter
>Atmospheric Test
I fucking hate these people.
>>136985569
>WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS
I think it was a get to check, but it needs checked elsewhere.
Praise Kek.
GUYS NORTH KOREA JUST BROKE INTO MY NEIGHBORS HOUSE
>>136985428
I GOT MONEY KNOCKIN AT MY DOOR
3 TIMES IN A ROW
>>136986137
>GUYS NORTH KOREA JUST BROKE INTO MY NEIGHBORS HOUSE
shieeeet
OH SHIT, KIM ORDERED CHINESE TAKEOUT INSTEAD OF PIZZA. HABDENIN
>>136986277
>>136984227
>This is Happening!
Yes.
Stop with the jokes.
Nork subs lurking off cali coast
>>136986699
>>136986699
http://websdr.ewi.utwente.nl:8901
>>136983921
4chan is hilaries
so much better than 9gag
>>136986699
KIM JUST BROKE INTO MY HOUSE AND STOKE MY TENDIES WTF
>>136986936
>http://websdr.ewi.utwente.nl:8901
been there done that
>>136970480
Daphne schippers is world champion her happening happend.
GUYS KIM JONG UN JUST NUKED MY LOCAL MCDONALDS
>>136985500
I'm actually from Scotland you cunt.
>>136970480
>US finally uses nukes
>hundreds of millions of useless assholes die
Why would anyone WANT to?
>>136977077
kek wills it
>>136987002
ITS GOIN DOWM NIBBA
>>136987061
Proud of the fellow Scot
KKMP.
Get nuked cunts
>>136970480
no, he was probably a nigger
remember that netherlands = niggerlands
Prediction: Better (actual) habbening tomorrow.
If I get good digits, hopefully will come true.
>>136988587
Guess that's a no.
>>136986699
VANISHED OVER THE WATER
>>136988631
most likely happening on 15 aug 2017
>Prediction: Better (actual) habbening tomorrow.
If I get good digits, hopefully will come true.
>>136988749
ITS GONE
Reminder OP was britta and doesn't understand timezones.... stil 44 minutes to go
>>136988801
Hm..
>>136988980
it is liberation day on aug 15 for nk
4 days until happening
>>136986699
>Mfw I'm going to San Diego tomorrow
Just how fucked am I /pol/
>>136989374
Can I have your BTC
>>136989374
very
>>136989374
Rest in pieces.
Dutchfag from previous thread here.
You have all been trolled. The real happening is on the 23rd of September you keks.
>>136986699
Could you give me a #quickrundown on how we know they're there based on this image?
Is it just because the Hawkeye's in the air?
>>136989482
You can have my nice tv if I get Nokoed
>>136989716
Sweet sweet digits
>>136989845
Shit wrong anon
>>136989984
No worries.
>>136988801
That would be a good bday present.
Single engine jets flew all day long from east to West. I can still hear them. Cousin in mountain troops said they had to make fireplans for "large amounts" of people moving throught the alps asked me about some high altitude passes cause i live there. No idea what the fuck is ongoing