Daily reminder that an anon from /pol/ is about to start today

>he thinks dutchman was talking about causing WWIII
>implying he won't just get /pol/ shut down

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nice

>>136961456
>>136487886

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>>136961456

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BUMP

Going to need the archive pleb

>>136961456
fuck off im busy

>>136961456
what did he mean by that?
>a- is he going to unhero ?
that would explain the happening to end all happenings for him.
>b- is he going to sell the blueprints to put nuclear cores in the NK ballistic missiles ?
that would be the other possible thing.

>>136961456

https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/136483426/

>>136961456
How it can be called WW3? Nobody will fucking defend North Korea even if there will be any direct conflict, everyone hates NK. China won't do shit about them too, because they have their own problem. Os, NK will be bombed before they even react to do anything.

>>136964022

https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/136483426/#136487886

>>136961456
Big fucking suprise, nothing will happen

>>136964022
>>136964222
>panic

>>136961456
Daily reminder that people are still falling for the LARPs on this board, how are you all this retarded?

Kek as if my fellow countryman will be able to start ww3

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>>136961456
>they forget of the existence of the antimatter bomb
cantwaittowatchtheworldburn.png

>>136961456
Seems like it. Stay safe niggas

>>136961456
>no trips
don't waste our time you faggot

toothpaste posters have become the leafposters of europooria. don't mind the retards.

>>136964457
Witness this

Dutch anon said 20:35 (8:35 pm) CEST.

1 HOUR REMAINING

>>136964784
is it happening?

just gonna put this here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TSM2xrM_84

>>136964784
When did he say that cunt?

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>>136961456
Αντε να δουμε

>>136965615
>>136937298

>>136966349
soooo 45 minutes?

Is this the official /comfy/ sleepover happening-watch thread?

K.. KEEP ME POSTED

>>136964412
Currently doesn't make a lot of sense. Just build 10 nukes.

37 MINUTES LADS

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>>136967019

>>136967019
Shudup cunt it's time 4 bed

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>>136967180

Hello cunts

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CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS LARP TO FAIL

Netherlands ain't doing shit. Fucking toothpaste flag homos.

>>136967500
Just like every LARP? Just like every fucking happening thread? Just like every stupid piece of shit /x/ prophecy thread?

pls explain

>>136966349
Oh, missed the other discussions while working then. Thank you.

>be me
>work till 7 pm 6 days
>get home after work to watch hd porn
>cunt says internet won't work after this

What am i supposed to do after this. Should I order a sex doll asap or rape cuties after habbening?

>>136967590
yes

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>>136967500
>>136967533
Kek is it a LARP or nah?

>>136961456
> aquafresh flag
> ever being relevant enough to cause any happenings anywhere

what is their 1 plane bombing ISIS going to go rogue lmao fucking christ

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Can't wait...

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>>136967640
>640
nah

>>136967640
What the fuck do you think

If you think some Dutch 14 year old with aspergers can start ww3 you're just as autistic as he is

Digits confirm it, major happening starting soon

>>136967316
sleep posting has gotten rather aggressive lately lol

>>136967925
BUT WHAT IF

>>136961456
αυτοkτονα ηλίθιε《άνθρωπέ》.

REE HAVOC, LET LOOSE THE FROGS OF WAR

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>>136968100
REEEEEEEEEEE

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It's lit my niggas

>>136968100
OH FUCK

Some of you guys are alright, don't go to North Korea tommorow

>>136968430
Old meme. Gtfo

>>136967212
Noice

>>136968596
rerolling soros dying

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>>136961456

The tadpoles in the shallownet know what hit them?

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>>136968100
ReEeEeEeEeE

nothing happened

POL BTFO ONCE AGAIN!!!

>>136968719
20 minutes

>>136968430
Old but gold

>>136968700
He ded

dubbs if happening INMINENT

>>136968719
31 mins left you senseless monkey.

>>136968700
>>136968811
Digits confirmed

>>136968700
wtf you killed old man soros

>>136968811
Nothing will happen
Nothing ever happens
:(

>>136961456

What's the picture of?

>>136968811
How will we know? Lights in the sky? Rumble in the earth? Sounds of jets?

>>136961456
hows a dutch person remotely capable of the happening to end all happenings

>>136968900
yes and your digits just confirmed it. one dead kike incoming

>>136968953
skykangz

Rod of God soon.

>stacy and chad is getting ready to go get drunk and hook up with some hot model
>stay in my room witness ww3
feels good

>>136968953
Sudden and unexpected bowel evacuation.
The bastard is going to unleash the brown sound.

>>136968949
Hotel where the bilderberg meeting is held.

>>136968953
just belive

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>>136968700
SOROS THE LIZARD KING WILL SHED HIS SKIN BENEATH THE BLACK SUN
THE FROGS ARE RISING
REEEEEE

bye bye guam

>>136969096
>69096
Nice Thothian digits.

bye bye los angeles

bye bye japan

Fifteen minutes, boys. Who's ready?

bye bye san francisco

>>136961456
PAY

>>136969438
I'm ready for literally nothing to happen

bye bye hawaii

FIFTEEN MINUTES

>>136969304
>>136969378
It's not about Korea
>>136968920
The fact is, once a while something happens
9/11 happened

bye bye north korea

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STANDING

Will Kim be executed or incinerated?

>>136963376
R U N D O W N

Guys, we don't know if the 20:35 anon is the same, I don't think so
We'll see Saturday the consequences

I know shit is going to hit the fans this year, but for the life of me I can't tell what it's going to be about.

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>>136969182
This would be fitting following the cuban audio-assault situation over the past few days

>>136961456
Why do these idiots always do the most retarded things, why don't you knock off soros or some other shill instead off killing innocents

Then again these people are willing to kill a bunch off innocents they're probably no thinking straight

If it was me I would go the the bilderberg meeting, find soros and knock his ass off his son to

Now NSA I'm only joking I don't even know how to use a gun pls dont punish

I M N U C L E A R
I M W I L D

I have really weird weather, It is so Dark Right now. Is this sign? Kek comes?

>>136969741
10 MINUTES
[spoiler]its fucking nothing[/spoiler]

>>136969855
It's literally what he intend to do

>>136969378
ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease

>t. los angeles

>>136969811
Oh shit! (pun intended) I hadn't thought of that.
Happening confirmed to be thousands of bikers defecating on the highway.

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>>136961456
SOMEONE STOP HIM

HE KEPT HIS PROMISE

>>136969902
I M P I C K L E

>>136969811
In both cases, the jews were responsible

>>136964248
China has openly stated they will side with NK if USA strikes first

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>>136969911
>9/11

10 minutes.

>>136969997
Who gives a fuck what the chink say?

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What is this Dutch anon even gonna do ?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>136970011
>69 69

>>136969953
not gonna happens

>>136970047
dont due thiz

>>136970068
Put really dry cookies into tins for overseas sales.

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>>136970102

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>8 minutes until let down

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>not habben

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>>136970147
The horror

COUNTDOWN

>>136970062
>who gives a fuck what the country with one of the most powerful militaries that is also an ally of the country we are trying to attack says
Well I mean... you should.

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>Breaking AP: Missile Launch Detected off the Eastern North Korean Coast - US CENTCOM

ITS ON NOW

In depths so deep eldrich horror lies till end of time till death of death its self! Thus this is the place where it lays whating until day it will cleanse this world!
ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

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>>136969997
If we hurt innocents yes, if only Kim goes no, taking Kim out leaves China to puppet NK while we maintain SK and keep the status quo of 2 minutes to midnight, either way it's all just a huge distraction

>>136961456
The peace frog is dead. Seek refuge. Now.

WHATS HAPPENING???

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Pence picture!!!!!!!!!!!!

testt

If my ID has letters and numbers, then it's happening.

>>136970068
nothing. even if he was some serious autist he couldn't do anything since the security at the meeting is the best of the world.

>>136970335
Sauce or it's BS.

>>136961456
wholly shit - they didn't actually give him the codes! tell me he doesn't have the goddamned codes, anon! anon!

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>>136968706
>4chan is the real internet
>1 of the top 100 websites that make up the "world wide net"

>>136964248
If America goes first and attacks NK, it won't go smoothly. There'll be damaged to the surrounding countries, a massive humanitarian crisis and the country won't have many friends left.

It may not cause WW3 straight away but the American century is over and we're just waiting for an incident to ignite a power grab. An NK conflict that decimates SK and Japan, causes problems for china etc could easily be it.

i'm doing it

>>136970335
Fake news everyone.

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FUCK FUCK FUCK

>>136969953

>>136970452
me too

>>136970329
When they can march 200,000,000 men over the Pacific, then I'll give a fuck.

H O L Y S H I T

TURN ON CNN !!!

HAPPENING: AUSTRALIA CALLS IN NEW PRIME MINISTER AS DRAMATIC ADMINISTRATIVE SHAKEUP OCCURS IN THE INCUMBENT PARTY

>>136961456
5 minutes boys. Are we ready?

you do realize friday is almost over in the Netherlands

>>136970452
the other nigger said anon went to India

Larper

>>136969953
What

Five minutes, everyone!

>>136970559
Fuggggggggg

>>136970507
They don't have to. If you attack NK they can just station their troops there to defend.

> it won't take until sunday, guaranteed. but the panic and happening will already be in effect by saturday

We won't see anything as for now

>>136970507
>being this burger

Let's end it all already!
Mooooooore energy

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>>136970488
>88

>>136970488
>high altitude atmospheric nuclear weapon detonation
>fallout

pick one

>>136970488
retarded. they won't do nuke test now
Also there won't be crazy fallout and EMP
we exploded 100's of nukes in the atmosphere before

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>>136970452
But can you
F E E L I T ?

>>136970606
If we attack NK, it will be from here.

Last breath, brothers

>>136970587
Buckle up boys.

>>136970631
feels good man

Why is everyone getting hyped, we still have an hour left

>>136970652
Holy fuck burgers get it together
American education everyone

NK just 'tested' on the coast of Guam
IT'S HAPPENING!!!

I have the power to STOP Swedish ANON and have enabled the device that naturalizes his device so No HAPPENING today folks,

>>136970752
>flag

nice try mohammed

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>>136970488
SHIT NONONONONONO PLEASE IF WAR DONT MAKE OBLIGATORY SERVICE A THING AGAIN I JUST STARTED MY BUSINESS

>Nothing on Twitter
FAKE NEWS PEOPLE
FAKE NEWS

>>136970752
Netherland time zone u nerd

>>136970752
20:35 CEST

>>136970752
Because we must consume 6 pints and several bags of peanuts, and grab a towel.

>>136970752
20.35 dutch time wasn't it?

>BREAKING NEWS: TAYLOR SWIFT HAS CONFIRMED HER RELATIONSHIP WITH 2 CHAINZ AND IS EXPECTING A BABY IN MARCH

nuke my ass and call me Shirley

1 minute

>>136970775
No seriously, 20:35 in 24 hour time is 8:35 not 7:35

>>136970826
(pretty sure the minutes are the same everywhere)

If only you knew how bad it really was

>>136970826
And that's 2:35 EST.
One. Fucking. Minute.

>>136970826
It is, yeah. I'm strapped up in my seat. CNN on in the other tab. Let's go.

>>136970861
PAY THE FUCKING TOLL

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SKYKING FREQUENCY IS RELAYIGN NUMBERS
THIS IS NOT A DRILL

Turning off my phone to protect it from EMP, that's how it works right? Also 4chan will still be up after the grid gets fried, right? Cool.

>MISSILE LAUNCH OFF THE SOUTHERN NORTH KOREAN COAST - AP BREAKING

>US CENTCOM IS TRACKING A NORTH-KOREAN MISSILE - REUTERS

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>>136961653
>>136964383
>>136964784
He's probably just gonna kill himself.

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Nuclear purge!

>>136970884
Jesus christ kid

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>>136970777
YOU DID THIS

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>>136970752
This is why we kicked you retards out of my island in the 60s

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It's nothing lads, but I wish it were true.

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NOTHING! HAHAHAHAHABABABABAHAHABABABABABAHABABABAHAHAHAHAH

>>136970956
Yes, Moot had several backup generators that he left for Hiroshamoot.

>>136970698
You can't win a war with only missiles and airstrikes.

>>136970758
*dutch

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kek

>>136970955
GUYS. TUNE IN NOW

Apocalypse NOW

HERE WE GO!

>>136970753

Please explain to the class how fallout and nuclear winter can result from detonating fission weapons in the stratosphere?

Clearly you must have SOME degree of education on the matter if you're willing to say something like that...

...or you're just a faggot.

>PROTIP: it's the latter

>>136970826
Literally right fucking now.

aaaaand nothing. KYS all of u

>>136970777
>>136970777
Kek blesses your company and may he bring prosperity upon you

Hold onto your butts.

DUTCHFAG HERE, BRIGHT LIGHTS I REPEAT BRIGHT LIGHTS

ok now let's see what happens
>captcha-bernies calle

>>136966349
>>136965615
>>136964784
oh look it's time and nothing is ducking happening god you people are d u m b n I g g e r s

GUYS THERE'S LOUD SOUNDS COMING FROM THE AIR RIGHT NOW HOLYYY FUCKKKKKKKK

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IT'S TIME

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>>136970777
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

It's time. It was fun, brüders.

Rip

>>136971160
just a nothing burger like pizza emails

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IT IS HAPPEN

>>136970507
Considering how we've decided to attach our economy at the hip to the chinks, I really don't understand why people think wars can only be fought with marching bodies and firearms. More than a death count, our global economy is absolutely fucked if a world war begins in this modern day. Murrica isn't going to be able to relive the WW2 glory days where we made a shitload of money, it is far too difficult for us to pivot back to a wartime manufacturing nation anymore.

lul

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Where's my fucking happening

EMERGENCY SIRENS IN THE STREETS RIGHT NOW! I'M STRAPPED UP!

NOTHINg BUrGEr

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HAPPENING ITS TIME

Wow, that sucked.
Glad it's all over.
How's everyone holding up?
Pants still on straight?

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>>136970488
>>136970777
HAPPENING

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>>136961456
well today's almost over and nothing happened

I just heard gunshots. Is it happening?!

Guys Trudeau bombed nk

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This has been sent to the people of Guam.

>AP BREAKING NEWS - NORTH KOREA HAVE LAUNCHED 2 MISSILES

>AP BREAKING NEWS - NORTH KOREA HAVE LAUNCHED 2 MISSILES

>AP BREAKING NEWS - NORTH KOREA HAVE LAUNCHED 2 MISSILES

wow its really happening

So now that we're all in WW III, what willl we do now?

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STAPH

i hear booms in the dista

SKYKING FREQ JUST TRANSMITTED THIS.
THIS IS NOT A DRILL http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nrWPCG6oXG

Holy shit guys Parliament just got NUKED

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>>136970488
>>136970777

>>136971285
stop the larp please, nobody is buying it

>>136971274
nothing will ever happen the worst thing that will ever happen to you is that your mother will die in her sleep

>>136969855
>If it was me I would go the the bilderberg meeting, find soros and knock his ass off his son to

Yeah I figure a meeting of the most powerful men in the world probably doesn't have much in the way of security.

>>136961456
Daily reminder that larping faggots will be strung up on the DOTR

>>136971303
If Turkey still exists when I wake up tomorrow I'm gonna be pissed

Again you fucking retards will keep posting in these threads shitting up the already shit board.

/pol/ truly is fucking dead. Can't believe I still use this useless site.

I'm joining Identity Europa, fuck all you LARPing wastrel fucks.

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GGGGGGGFFFPFPFPFPPHHPHPHPPHHHHHHHHH

>>136971349
We talk about your wife's favorite bull.

>>136971341
Nice try. AP's latest is about US and NK engaged in backchannel talks.

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>>136971307
NO ITS NOT SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP AAAAAAAAAAA

It's not happening.

Sage

>>136971422
Prepare to be pissed.

Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck fuckkķ

>>136971397
Don't make me come over there and save your birth rates

>>136971234
The reason for the glorious times after WWII was because the industrialized world was completely bombed out.

So I guess we could relive those times but in order to do so we would have to be the only ones standing again

you say it's not happening but have you noticed dutch anons are not posting anymore?

>>136971476
Did he died?

>>136963376
Did anyone do the racial filters on FaceApp for these guys?

>>136970488
wow its fucking nothing & fake news

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>>136971302

>>136971127
>Atmospheric test
>Implying the atmosphere is the stratosphere

Fucking WEW you Yanks are idiots.

there are 3 E-3B Sentry planes in the sky right now......is that normal?

A GUY WITH A RAKE IS GOING CRAZY ON PEOPLE IN THE TRAIN FUCK SAVE M

>>136971544
no

I love you guys. Seriously, this is just glorious.

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>>136971481

>>136971422
ahah good luck

>>136971582
Fuck. I had my hopes up.

>>136967180
still waiting...

>>136971568
Where are they at, do they show up on flightradar?

I'm hearing fighterjets. No joke. Don't think its happening but still

Nothing burger... Turkey still exists

Digits and its all over.

>>136971592

>Jew is saying farewell to us
OH SHI

OH FUCK SOMEONE WITH A LEAF BLOWER IS IN MY BACK YARD
WAT DO?
fuckfuckfuckfuvkfuck

holy shit about 40 fighterjets just flew over

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>>136971715

digits for happening

REMINDER, he said we wouldn't know the affects of the happening until Saturday (tomorrow)

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Hmm another failed happening, there surely can not be a trend here.

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>>136971533
Checked.

>>136970753
>>136971565

>doesn't know that we figured out in the 40's that atmospheric detonations (defined as "ABOVE THE FUCKING GROUND" and "BELOW THE HARD VACUUM OF SPACE") were the best way to reduce nuclear fallout.

>doesn't know that this is literally shit your grandparents saw on PSAs when they were teenagers

>inb4 the fizzle material itself is fallout

lrn2nuclearweapons you insufferable faggots

amerilards finally nuked?

>>136971720
fuck off kike

>>136971227
kill yourself, pedogate is real you shilling kike.

>>136971720
I have the digit high ground

>>136971762
DAY OF THE RAKE IS HERE
you fucked now boi

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ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW

>>136971045
I guess your generation forgot what MAD means.

>>136971811
you too

>>136971799
It's a really slow nuke.

>>136971668
One just took of somewhere near PHX, one was circling Mobile and one just went off radar around San Fran

>>136964784
Oh wow look another LARPer proven false

new thread when?

>>136969953
They very much aren't going to give US a warning like that when they fire a nuke.

>>136971762
your mom is a leaf blower.

>>136971762
oh fuck your right...same here...and justin trudeau is holding the rake!!!!

>>136971234
Exactly. No Chinese ships dock in the USA, the Chinese economy falls in 72 hours.

Paris.

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goodbye USA, i will miss you

>>136971936
no point senpai it's a hoax

>>136971874
Ummmmm. I'm not sure you want MAD. It wouldn't be MAD if you got into a nuke conflict with NK though. They have <20 nukes so no way can they take out the whole of USA.

London.

>>136971864
Mother of god, the norks have missiles capable of rotating reality 90 degrees.

>>136971762
get BLOWN THE FUCK OUT because youre a leaf

http://www.jaydafransen.uk/insanity-muslim-woman-awarded-85000-after-her-hijab-was-forcibly-removed-by-long-beach-police-officer/

>>136971893
>rolls up to home depot
>"need work"
>bunch of illegals clamor to be first
>"just need y'all to carry this box over to best korea for me"
gotta give it time to get there

I'll miss you guys
The power just went out

>>136971544
Oddly enough that was an unused part of his body. He's fine.

>>136970451
>attacks first
We've been at war with the norks for like 50 something years.
Why the fuck is everyone acting like this shit is just happening now

>>136970913
Drop the goods then. If it's really that bad it won't matter since we are history now.

>>136972138
Dumb post.

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Is it habbening?

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>>136971565

>trying this hard

If you wanted to maximize the broadcast/destructive radius of the EMP, the higher the altitude the better.

Nuclear weapons detonated at ground level have a maximum effective EMP range of 17 km thanks to the curvature of the earth and line of sight to the horizon from the ground at sea level. Get fucked.

>again, all shit that's been known since the Manhattan project

>>136972058
.......which is why we can fight them from here.......

>>136971837
You're thick as fuck.

Are you implying there was zero fallout over Hiroshima because it was an air burst?

If it's high altitude then yeh, the fallout largely disappears into the stratosphere (though you do get global coverage) but if it's low altitude (which it could be, considering we're discussing atmospheric explosions) then you get just as much fallout as a ground burst.

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>>136971984
fuck off huemonkey

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>>136972133
checked and kek'd

>>136972243
>Flat earth denier

I CANT WAIT ANYMORE. PLEASE G-D, JUST DO IT ALREADY!!!

>>136972138
we've lost internet and power here.

>>136970488
Top kek, like the world is going to stand by and let some manlet fatty pollute the planet with nuclear fallout.
If this were anywhere near true the world would be begging the USA to being fire and fury like the world has never seen befor.e

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FUGGGGGG

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>>136972320
i love you too

>>136972256
Yea it's not that simple. China isn't just gonna stand by and watch as you nuke their neighbour. Then it might turn into a MAD situation.

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Can confirm.
Elites are headed to secret bunkers.
Hope you guys got your golden ticket. I do.

Do you smell that?

>>136972387
Oh shit, me too.
also, we're all dead.

>>136972132
>HAVE launched

Its HAS you fucking retard, at least try

>>136972502
No but I know you do

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>>136972500
fuck
its happening

>>136972522
Do you guys have an emergency internet generator ?

What is this fake roleplaying shit I want old /pol back.
Apologies for our "special" Dutchdag OP.

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>>136972239
2 minutes from now

>>136972500
Is guy taking them to flavor town?

>>136972609
Yeah.
Also have emergency life-giver-backer.

>>136972609
it runs on steam, and i'm out of that too.

>>136969066
Yeah some random archduke being shot probably wont lead to world war either.