All this Nork saber rattling bullshit is a distraction you cucks

>>136959965
this is wrong

>>136960376
>no explanation
You are a faggot

<100 lbs of plutonium won't cause a nuclear anything worthwhile in ginormous fucking Saturn.

>>136960376
Kinda true, there is now about 25kg on board now due to Plutonium 238's 88 year half life.

Concept is sound.

Set off a fission reaction in a highly dense hydrogen and helium environment could hypothetically create a sun

>>136960745
Kys

>>136959965

you people seriously think that is how nuclear fission/ bombs work?

>>136959965
Is this like that "don't post after April or you will be jailed come mid June" prediction?
Is this like [insert one of literally thousands of wrong predictions made daily]

>itt people think that Reinhard's "All it would take is one match" plan in Legend of the Galactic Heroes was scientifically sound

/x/ pls go

>>136961213
No this is Patrick kys

>>136959965
oh fugggg

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>>136961299
>an entire gas giant
>somehow managed to never have a single static discharge or atmospheric interaction with a meteor

>>136961309
Kys pissnugget

>>136959965
hopefully the world is a nuclear ruin by then

>>136961418
>Hur, meteors and electricy produce nuclear fission

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Some stupid nigger read far too much 2001 and thinks its real

>>136959965
>saturn
>ignite
you retards know that star do not "burn" like paper or gas?

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>>136961611

It's a meme, you dip.

>>136961345
Larper begone back into the shadows.

>>136961197
So what's going to happen you uber faggot please enlighten me then kys

>>136961626
Hong Kong should be nuked

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WOO IM PICKLE RICK *BUUUUURRRRPPPPPP* MORTY *BUUUUUJJRREEPRPEOEOEP* I TURNED MYSELF INTO A PICKLE
WEEBLY LEEBLe DAB DAB

>>136962459
you're like a fucking leftist
>hey guys here's my stupid idea
>wtf you dont like my idea this is VIOLENCE you should be killed

>>136962794
>ching chong ching I'm a fagoot ching ching
What did you mean by this?

>>136960376
This. The gravity of saturn isn't sufficient to sustain the pressures needed for nuclear fusion. Fire and ignition don't work the way they do in cartoons, and the winds on saturn are more than sufficient to disperse any short term heat and pressure. The only reason Jupiter turned into a star in the sci-fi novel 2010 was because it was literally covered in alien artifacts that did magic to it. That's what it would take for any of our gas giants to ignite, fucking magic.

Conservation of energy and thermal dynamics are not easy to undo. Our planet has less potential energy in all of its atoms than the atoms on saturn. There are less atoms on Earth than there are on saturn. There is therefore less energy on Earth than on Saturn.

You aren't going to take less than a tenth of a percent of Earth's energy and perform ANY reaction to convert Saturn into a star. You cannot create energy, and that's what this reaction would require.

The sun is a chemical reaction sustained by a ton of fuel that is heated by its own weight and gravity. There simply isn't enough mass in saturn... How many more ways does it have to be said? Fucking brainlets shouldn't even look at saturn, they should have their eyes downcast at some books until they stop being retards.

>>136964312
Let me put this another way: Jupiter would need to be at least 75 times as massive to become a star. Saturn would need to be, therefore, at least 153 times as massive. How the fuck are you gonna do that with one probe? Fucking idiots.

>>136964557
shooting a lot of probes into it

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>>136959965
Anyone else remember this exact scenario, except it was Galileo crashing into Jupiter?

>>136965208
Yeah, the plutonium became uranium-238 after time or something and sunk into Jupiter's atmosphere which just happened to have all the right ingredients and pressure to set off a nuclear reaction. Or something, I don't remember the specifics.

>>136965208
You bitch ass nigga das Joopiter nah satern

>>136964955
Earth's mass is 5.972 × 10^24 kg.
To put that in actual real numbers, Earth is 5,973,600,000,000,000,000,000,000 kg. That's 5.9 sextillion tons. Saturn's mass is 5.683 × 10^26 kg, or 568,330,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 kg. That's a difference of 562,345,640,000,000,000,000,000,000kg. That's how much more massive Saturn is compared to Earth. If for some reason you don't understand that, Earth is barely over 1% the mass of Saturn - 1.05% to be exact.

Even if the entirety of planet Earth was converted into probes and all of them slammed into Saturn at mach 20, Saturn would not ignite.

>>136965817
False kys

it's not that simple to turn a planet like Saturn into a star

>>136960658
>>136961182
>>136961345
>>136961468
>>136962459
>>136962284
what well tought through replies. i can see you are a great debater.

>>136965951
Bitch you think Project Lucifer was easy kys yes the kikes aren't hiding yit

>>136959965
>no proof
>bunch of bullshit
>"it's right, i tell you. You just have to believe me. if you don't, you're a cuck!"

no wonder 4chan is cancerous now.
fuck off.

>>136965916
You're welcome to post a counter argument, faggot. Do you even know how the mass of planets is determined? Do you have any idea how many people have devoted decades to this research over the centuries, and you want to call it false without a shred of an argument?

Let me ask you something - how many meteors do you think crash into Saturn on a daily basis? Because it's a fucking lot. We even saw Jupiter struck by a meteor the size of planet Earth, and it was just fine. Unless you're one of those idiot Amish that think Earth is the biggest thing in the universe, you have no excuse, friend. Go buy a telescope.

>>136966008
I'll will find you and rape your wife

>>136966355
haha, jokes on you, I'm forever alone. :^)

>>136966312
The mass of the planet is determined by how many of your fat relatives go on vacation. Your numbers are off

>>136965817
Asteroids and Comets have hit Saturn for millennia, but 72 pounds of PU 238 is sufficient. People are to gullible.

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>>136966312
How many meteors have Plutonium-238 embedded in them?

>>136966492
Not suprised kys

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>>136960658
>shart
>believes in conspiritard bullshit theory about end-times #74269
Everything checks out

>>136966524
kek

>>136959965
>An american with acces to firearms warns us about a imminent coup by cultist.

Better shoot them than johnny, I onfortumately have to break it to you that I live in a socialist shithole where rifles are as good as outlawed.

>>136966593
great troll thread thou. good for you.

>>136966312
Show flag you fucking leaf

>>136966593
Yes you are, you thought he had a wife.

Say 'kys' if you want to be my wife

>>136966916
Drink bleach crumppet nigger

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>>136966210
tell me about Project Lucifer

>>136966524
I see, troll thread. Fuck yourself. You are not adding anything meaningful to the world you intellectual parasite. I think >>>/gif/ is calling, you're missing a BBC thread. Idiot.
>>136966536
>>136966580
72 pounds of PU238 is not even a fraction of a percent of Saturn's mass. Plutonium does not create energy. It does not unfold into some ultra science reaction, it just has weak molecular bonds. 1kg of PU238 is equivalent to 21,000 tons of TNT. That's it. 1kg is about 2.2 pounds. There's about 35kg of PU238 on the probe. That's 735,000 tons of TNT. Compared to Saturn, I hope you can understand how fucking short that is.

You're welcome to post your math, fucking children.

>>136966788
Unlike you, I respect the accomplishments of my nation's scientific programs. Fuck you.

>>136967140
See that box in front of you with electricity and light in it?

>>136959965
Who comes up with this shit?

>>136967130
You're my wife now Dave

>>136967220
You silly silly faggot this won't get you any respect in the kike lodge

>>136967463
You wish you could have my virgin rectum kike

>>136959965
Outer space doesn't exist.
We live in a closed dome system.
The stars/sun/moon are all inside.

>>136967416
You stupid fuck go back to tumblr

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>implying God itself won't fuck with any plan to do this type of bullshit

Niggas love assuming that they have a chance at rebelling against God. They don't. Everything exists through God.

>>136967416
Dumb fucks without arguments like the kind of moron this asshole is pretending to be.
>>136967503
You're not fooling anybody. I'll say fuck you as many times as I need to. Give one fucking shred of evidence. Come up with some new material.

>>136967674
caveman go back to /x/
everyone go back to /x/
mods delete this LARP thread

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>>136961532
This please

>>136967989
But I guess it won't stop these fucking (((losers))) from trying.

>>136964312
>sun
>made of gas
>heavy
Fucking lol, spherecuckoldry at its finest

>>136968027
Gypsy go back to stolipinovo.
Drop the aluminum where you stand.
Scratch the crust of shit from ur ass and gtfo.

GO TO SLEEP

DONT REPLY TO SATURN THREADS

GO TO SLEEP,NOW!!!

>>136960905
No it couldn't, the core of a star is a giant fusion reactor, this is a fission bomb, fusion can be kick started by being surrounded by fission , or any other suitably large explosion, causing immense pressure inwards and evenly enough spread you don't just cause the core to fly off somewhere rather than undergoing fusion, not by an explosion in the center causing pressure outwards.

>>136968012
You are a shill. Look up project lucifer if you are a faggot like this tranny

>>136968362
Ladies first
after you

>>136968511
Mнoгo cи opгинaлдъ.
Бoг дa тe пpocти.

>>136968511
Haha kys

>>136968660
>opгинaлдъ.
That's not even Bulgarian you serbcuck.

>>136968882

You're an angry dude dude.

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>>136969076
wait what?

>>136968324
Helium is lighter than oxygen. It's made of atoms, it has mass. That's why it's spherical in the first place, you absolute piece of shit.

>>136969076
You have sex with animals for money

>>136969285

I'm new to this argument, all I'm seeing is that d+YMDTHw is hella mad.

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>>136969533
or insane/possessed
still has to go back to /x/ tho

>>136969533
I'm not mad im shit faced on pcp and kitty litter you fucking bitch

>>136969854
but why? Drugs are bad mkay
so is shitposting and sliding

>>136969854

Ah alright have fun then my dude.

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>>136969926
Ain't sliding your faggot nork nothing threads

>>136959965
Does their magic sun stop bullets?

Larping thread. Sage

>>136971152
Does your wife get DP'd

>>136971289
Damage control shill kys

>>136959965
Weew...we are so lucky that by september nobody will be alive anymore because Kim will nuke Yellowstone and Antarctica in 2 hours