is Australia...
What's the average life expectancy over there?
shut up malta
>>136952980
Surprisingly high. 4th highest in the world.
About 20 years. If you live long enough to defeat the magpie, you become the magpie, and then you're taking sick speccies off the half-back flank at your forward fifty, ready to boot the sherrin between the uprights for six with a fat torp
>>136952980
Humans weren't supposed to live in Australia
>>136953672
It was your fucking idea dickhead
>>136953344
>Emus
>Magpies
It seems like birds are Australians' eternal nightmare.
>>136953853
Don't forget these disgusting cunts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4dYWhkSbTU
>>136953242
I don't know if I believe it desu lad
Corvids are the best! We should uplift them!
>>136954156
Gah. Admittedly, the topic makes me feel guilty lately. The crows who live in my area know me, but I haven't been feeding them lately.
>>136954254
do not leave it too long