Do Americans really do this?

>>136948243
No.

>>136948243
yes, but the reason why you don't ask for head is that it is the grils obligation to give it to you when you nod

>>136948243
not gonna lie, this is my fetish

>>136948482
same i find that hot asf

fml

>>136948243
>Do crazy people exist
Yes. Great thread bacon strip.

>>136948482
>>136948567
ok but if this was your hypothetical oneitis in highschool youd just be more depressed now and have a stronger bitch fetish assuming you didnt get married

This is why I like being gay.

>>136948243
negative

>>136948482
yep I'm getting butterflies just reading it.

Kek, that won't last long

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>>136949235
kill yourself faggot

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>>136948243

>>136948243

really sad :(

i married an intellectual that reads, practices dialectic, cooks, works, and has her own hobbies, and and and

still has time to fk at least once a week.

(that's about as much as my dick can handle).

don't sell yourself short, fellas.

btw, i voted for Hillary and would do so again.

>>136948243
>if I say jump, you say "how high queen?"

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>>136949710
>sex once a week

Hahahahahahahahahah she's fucking niggers behind your back. Congratulations. I have a girl similar to yours except we fuck nearly daily.
Poor cuck, you'll never know how nice it is to wake up and fuck

>>136949710
>once a week
(that's about as much as my dick can handle).

If this wasn't such awful bait I'd be laughing at you more.

>>136948243
If you read it carefully, you can tell that he was cheating at some point and she let him back into her life. Following the lines of
>not to ask for head
>catch you around girls
>not messing around
There are other things, but mostly she doesn't trust other women because she knows he'll fool around with them if he can. Yet she likes him anyway. So it's a stupid girl chasing a horny dude and neither one of them will be happy because of it. This is normal, but only among people with low self esteem/low self control.

>>136949235
>implying that homosexuals don't cheat and aren't controlling.

>>136950070

spoken like a basement dwelling virgin.

vags get raw, dum dum. if you're telling the truth, your D is more like a d.

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>>136948482
>>136948567
>>136949346

You absolutely need to kill yourselves, I am not being sarcastic.

>>136948243
the Stalin vagina