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I've done it, Dahnald 2017-08-11 02:21:46 Post No. 136947685
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I've done it, Dahnald 2017-08-11 02:21:46 Post No. 136947685
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Dahnald, there isn't much time.
I've managed to successfully infiltrate Kihm's massive subterranean base. Sneaking past the guards with my forbidden technique, I managed to acquire the North Korean nuclear codes.
I've already transmitted them to you, Dahnald. But I'm afraid in doing so that I've inadvertently triggered a self-destruct mechanism in the base.
I've managed to hold off the guards for as long as I can, Dahnald, but I don't think I'm going to get out of here alive.
Keep the delegates safe, Dahnald. I'm proud to say that you are a true conservative.
*static*
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R E A L
A M E R I C A N
H E R O
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*crackling*
>Dahnald! Dahnald they've got ivanka! *crackling*
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Nooooooo ;-;
Tell me he'll be safe
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I'll never grow tired of this meme.
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Looks like North Korea just got
C R U Z M I S S I L E D
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THIS IS AS FAR AS YOU GO TEDDY.
HAND OVER THE SCOOPS AND SURRENDER THE PEE TAPE
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>>136947884
Daddy, don't worry about me...
Just tell Jared...
Tell him... I... daddy...
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rate my ted cruise voice guys
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DcocQBRKIH
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>>136947685
HE'S FAST
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>>136948547
3/10
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Ted Cruz is part of 13 families that rule world.
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>>136948547
-50/10
Just ahwful.
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Let me tell ya Dahnald, as true as that basketball ring is sitting up there, my love for liberty and justice burns brighter than ever before. I am lungshot, you cannot save me - but you can still save the delegates. I'll hold them off as long as I can.
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>>136948804
Ted Cruz is Fenno-Australian
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>>136948547
Decent but you can't even do "Dahnald" right
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>>136948547
I hope ted cruz personally comes to your house, undresses, smears a litre of ketchup on his cockles and goes down to your basement and diarea splattershits and piss all over your computer screen, mouse and keyboard.
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The meme comes from the fact that the irl Ted Cruz constantly talks like he thinks he's in a film and sets up jarring one liners and wise cracks like the most shittiest self conscious movie star ever
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>>136949343
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqpHTFJO4mE
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>>136949343
DAHNALD GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY HEIDI
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>>136949549
He looked pretty tired.
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>IVE GOT YER SIX DAHNOLD
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