WE VAGINA INSPECTORS NOW

>>136945723
Translations please, friend.

>>136945723
inspect for what. fucking gross pervert scandis.

>>136945723
GRAB

why highlight the text if you're going to crop it to just that fucking text anyway?

Also, fuck is this pedo shit?!

Administered by highly qualified refugee doctors, I presume?

>>136945723
Ha! Now women will know what penis inspection day is like.

>>136945839
>>136945839
>"Progress party [right wing in government] wants body inspections"
>Progress party wants obligatory body inspections of girls in school [6 to 16 years] to uncover and prevent female circumcision, says parliamentary candidate Silje Hjemdal to NTB.

>>136946260
Man being a young girl in Europe must suck. You either get molested by muzzies or molested by your teachers

if they actually wanted to prevent female circumcision they could just deport all the s*malis

>>136945723
It's to inspect young girls for circumcision, they already do it france.
Strange that this practise has suddenly taken a hold in europe. I wonder what could have brought about such a change in culture.

...can't they just ask?

>>136946129

a-anon, I don't know how to bring this, b-but your uncle cleetus lied. There's no penis inspection day.

>>136946648
Cultural enrichment my friend.
Don't you have that in flatland?

>>136945723
>>136946260
So what? Boys have to get their penis inspected in school starting in grade 3

>>136946734
We had penis inspection.
Nurse was hot af

the same party talked about banning ritual male circumcision not too long ago, but then (((some people))) protested furiously and it was basically shut down.

>>136947027
He was being rhetorical, you dense oilnigger.

>>136945723

Everybody has concentrated on Sweden and forgot that Norway is full of muslims.

>>136945723
FUG FUG FUG :-D BENIS

>>136946004
>>136946260
>>136946648
The funny thing is that dozens of years ago medical inspections in schools were absolutely normal, now it's "degenerate" only because you don't know about it.

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>>136947121
>He was being rhetorical,
And i said cultural enrichment in a completely serious way.

>>136946734
>europoors never had penis inspection day
how did you know if your penis was healthy or not?

Gosh, and I thought it was bad when it was just a NANNY state!
Down with the pedo state!

We did penis inspection once a month in gym class, what's the big deal?

>>136946734
I had one in middle school.

>>136946648
(It's hard to sincerely oppose efforts against circumcision.)

>>136947468
>>136947552
There's no deal, it's a "/pol/ is statalist and conservative but if the state does something that used to do it's evil" thread

>>136947552

What the fuck is this gay shit

>>136947075
>be 7 or 8 years old
>forgot about PID
>had been using a sock in my underwear to give me a better bulge and make me more popular
>so used to wearing the sock forgot it was on when called to the front of the class
>when i dropped my pants for the teacher the whole class erupted in laughter
>had to get home schooled after that

christ i wouldnt wish that on europe

i had phimosis as a kid so i genuinely had penis inspection days. not in school though.

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Saw this ad at a bus stop.

>>136945723
Really coming up with some innovative ideas to employ the refugees.

>>136948723
Hello new friend

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>>136949166
>when i dropped my pants for the teacher the whole class erupted in laughter
why would you do that?
also your whole post was fucking bizarre. since when has 7 year old kids cared about their bulge lmao

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Where do I apply

>>136946260
A check for circumcision is pretty quick, easy and painless thing a doctor could do while doing other things. I don't see how this is an issue.

>>136945877
To detect Muslim ravaging of their kids. You cucks would rather they would be left to do that in peace.

>>136951164
how new are you

>>136951689
How shitty of a parent do you have to be that you don't know what your 6 year old girls are doing?

>>136951631
it would have to be without parents' permission, which i guess could be an issue.

>>136951846
You don't get it do you? The Muslims ravage their own kids. They send them on "vacation" to their shitholes to do it.

>>136945723
når jeg gikk på skolen ble jeg tatt på av en mann som skulle forsikre at testikklene mine hadde uvtiklet seg rikgtig.

en ordentlig "penis inspkesjon"

ikke så rart at jenter burde få samme behandling.

>voting FRP

SP master race.

>>136951981
school age 6-15 is mandatory by law in norway, vaccines are more or less mandatory too. Penis inspections are mandatory too.

Health checkups by babies and nurses before and at schools are mandatory.

girls getting their crotch checked should be no different, it should be mandatory.

>>136952087
>haha den var god, den har jeg aldri hort for

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>>136952226
>SP
>alle skal med

uironisk?

>>136952370
er ikke kodd heller da, penis inspeksjon på barneskolen i regi av helsesoster og lege er normalt på norske skoler, ihvertfall i Oslo.

dog, kun ett engangstilfelle.

>>136946648
>It's to inspect young girls for circumcision, they already do it france.
Why do you spread lies? We get inspected on things like weight, height and periods. You take the medical exam with your class (girls and boys separated), 1 time per year. I've done it like 10 times when I was in school and neither myself or other girls were asked to be naked. LIES!

>>136952087
Var det sosiallæreren?

>>136951981
Meh, require all children to get a full physical at 6 and 10 and 15 or something. That hardly seems out of reach of what is ok in your society already.

>>136952792
helsesoster + lege

forst ble vi vaksinert (fikk autisme), deretter ble jeg befolt av en mann i neste rom.

alle andre i klassen min fikk samme behandling.

>>136952611

SP er så langt jeg ser de som slår mest ned på Allah. FRP er all talk.

>>136952620
>myself or other girls
P A R I S
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>>136952361
vaccines are not mandatory (neither are health checkups after age 5).

vaccines are far more important than some vaginas getting mutilated. that only affects 1. a very small minority of girls, and 2. only the person involved. lack of vaccines can thoroughly fuck shit up.

>>136953386
SP er "alle skal med", er du helt mongo eller?

Alle religioner, alle kjonn, alle sexualiteter, alle fysiske defekter.

ALLE SKAL MED.

hva forstår du ikke med "ALLE SKAL MED" ? Dette er SLAGORDET til SP

>>136952361
>Penis inspections are mandatory too.

Since when? Never happened to me

>>136953660
>vaccines are not mandatory

what happens is, parents object, social services (barnevernet) gets involved.

it constitutes child abuse (literally)

>>136953816
Fuck if i know, i went to school in oslo quite a while back, and my penis was inspected.

This is like ~15 years ago

>>136953816
you missed out man

maybe your dick is broken, how would you know?

>>136947109
I had school testicles inspection.
They got mom in to watch.
Aged 11.
WTF!
True story.
At least nurse was actual female.

>>136953950
Served me well so far

>>136953936
>what happens is, parents object, social services (barnevernet) gets involved.
no. all vaccines in the vaccination program are only offered, not forced.
>it constitutes child abuse (literally)
no. again, by law they can refuse vaccinations. nothing to do with child abuse, which is illegal.

>>136954045
The only time a woman saw your wiener, anon.

>>136954223
you're retarded if you think it's not mandatory

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>>136946734
>There's no penis inspection day

The hell you say!

>>136945723
I want that job.

>>136946260
Muslims participate in female circumcision

>>136947109
we had it every year in elementary school, every year there was a rumour that one of the classmates had a boner during the inspection

>>136946648
Nobody has to show their genitals at school here. Stop spreading shit.

>>136946260
>>136945723

IIRC from a Norwegian friend, isn't the Progress Party fucking crazy, and won't get any votes in the upcoming election?

>>136955013
i'll vote for 'em again, out of spite

>>136955013
no you must be thinking of some other party. they are the 3rd most popular party in norway.

maybe you meant the "alliance", a new party. they are kind of crazy i guess.

>>136955013
Your friend is most likely a leftist. FRP is in the fucking government right now.

>>136955275
>>136955013
"Alliansen" (the alliance) is probally what you think of, it's p much a political party that won't even be on the ballot, not even at next election unless they get 4% total votes this election, which wont happen.

There's no way 4% of the voterbase will manage to correctly write-in the party even if they would want to vote for it.

>>136945723
Norway will be remembered as the first western nation to get rid of refugee unemployment.

>>136955275
It was a while back so yeah I'm probably mistaken. Apologies for the ignorance, Norgebros.

But if they're in a coalition surely it'll be harder to get their more radical policies though?

>>136946016
this, Allah be praised

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since we have a bunch of third-world luddites joining the internet for the first time this year, Penis Inspection Day refers to the annual or bi-annual doctors performing brief, 30 second examinations on male students in public schools on entire classes and grade levels at a time. All the boys and girls would separate after some sort of assembly or special class on puberty and health, the boys would line up either in a locker room or hallway(building facilities permitting). Once it was your turn, you pulled down your pants(or underwear if you were already pantsless in the locker room) and the doctor felt your balls and asked you to turn your head and cough, to feel for hernia or testicular torsion(which is so painful inspection is unnecessary, supposedly).

By and large male students didn't question or opt out/run away from PID because then something must be crazy wrong with your dick AND you're a coward, but it seemed unnecessary and we've all started to question it as adults now that we're remembering it en masse with foggy details. Those details are further muddied by the co-evolution of the Gamestop® "spaghetti in pockets" meme and the trend of telling either with bigger and bigger exaggeration of details in an effort to tell taller and taller tales that elicit nervous laughter from those who can't believe or it happened, or vaguely remember it happening to them.

>>136945723
Shut up with that pig Latin. English is spoken here.

>>136955871
issue that's been in this coalition, is that they invited KRF (Christian people party) which is basically the worst kind of nuts to have to be dependant on support from in the current political setup in norway.

That and SV (Socialist Left) is also in there with KRF.

Basically you're battling two monsters and get stabbed in the back by Hoyre (right) constantly.

that's progress party's issue right now.


If they manage to get a pure FRP + Hoyre coalition then everything would be fine.

>>136946260
Don't they do this at docotr visits anyways?

>>136946260
You can refuse all school checks.

I was absolutely adamant about not getting shots and not having my body measured or anything like that - they'll threaten you at first, then they try to coerce you, then they'll threaten again with calling your parents and eventually they'll just shut up about it and bully you instead of the month. But you get to keep your pride.

>>136956325
doctor visits are only mandatory up to 5 years i think, at least in my municipality. pretty sure it's the law elsewhere too. certainly not well into school age. i don't know if there are some sort of muslim rule about at which age you perform it, but if they're sneaky they'll probably just wait until after 5.

>>136947116
OY VEY reported to pst

>>136951981
We all know who they would have to check. Just do racial profiling, no need to chexk the real Norwegians, just check Ahmedine and Malika

>>136955990
Penis Inspection Day is actually a great case study in memes, because it's a near perfect case-study in all the ingredients needed to make a meme persist and propagate as an "idea virus."

First off, it actually happened. Second, a lot of people can't believe that it happened in retrospect, both for those it happened to & those that didn't(Catholic school kids or home schooled). It was rarely discussed for a long time, and was a mildly shared trauma to some people due to the sexual nature of it(despite being benign). People felt more confident talking about it anonymously online once their memories were jogged, and adding silly details is fun when trying to explain it to people and women who don't believe it happened & seeing what you can get away with; it's uncommon to have a strange but true story that happened to you, and having the opportunity to embellish details and spin it as a lie, when it ultimately did happen.

Probably the closest comparison you could make would be the increase in all the alien abduction accounts people had in the 50's-90's.

>>136946734
>There's no penis inspection day.
We had a penis inspection day once a year at our school.
What the fuck kind of backwater country did you come from that you didn't have penis inspection day? How the hell were you supposed to know if your penis was okay?

>>136945723
Of they inspect for the mark of the muslim and sue the parents, I fully support this

>>136956622
Oh, for my school its mandatory for a check up if you play sports so the doctor clears you for sports.

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>>136949166
>Having gym.
>Teacher calls me over
>Tells me he need to inspect my penis
>tfw he only inspected me.

>>136956776
I don't think we actually did it, but in my gf's high school they legit measured boys' testicle sizes with a spoon. Weirdest shit ever.

Come to think of it, I can't even say for sure that we never had a penis inspection day. At least if we did, I can't recall it.

>>136956776
>First off, it actually happened.
Wait, it did? I thought everyone was joking.
Only time I got my penis inspected was at a doctors office (the nurse was a hot blonde, score!) for a sports physical.

>>136946734
Pshh, every range day is penis inspection day

>>136957037
i see. sports and schools are separated here, we don't have school sports teams until you get to universities. before that you just play in local teams in your area.

>>136954340
These days they don't see it coming.

>>136945723
This seems reasonable if it's like a school physical where the child has to go to a certified doctor and get a note stating everything is intact. If it's like scoliosis testing where they line all the kids up in a gym and check then no I am against it.

>>136952611
T H I C C

>>136957207
>I thought everyone was joking.
Everybody was telling the truth, and having a good time making you think the truth was a lie. Truth is stranger than fiction.