>you have 10 seconds to act like a boomer

>>136935675
>complaining about other generations for your own problems thread no. 2943245325

>>136935675
Why are you wasting you're time making these threads when you could be looking for a job OP?

You blame boomers but its really the Jews that controlled the media and government during their youth and up bringing that made them the way they are.

>>136935675
Go to school and get a degree! Get a good job! It's that easy! Buy, don't rent! Don't forget to pay for low income housing when you buy a home so your neighborhood can be filled with niggers while your children are priced out of the area!

>compares the price of things now to 50 years ago, before they repeatedly voted for parties that caused the price of things to skyrocket

>reads local newspaper
>the kids are fools.

>>136935871
That's true,but the boomers were very fucking gullible.

>>136935935
>watches CNN and believes everything

>>136935675
I believe what media tells me to.

>>136935675
I hate Donald Trump, he is in it with that pesky Russia because the news said so.

>grandchildren mention jews in a negative light.
>gets into fistfight with grandchildren
>disowns grandchildren
>bank inherits acquired property.

Remember when we used to do that one thing down at that abandoned building that used to be some random store because we didn't have Walmarts yet?

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>>136935813

>>136935675
NO LOWBALLS I KNOW WHAT I GOT

>>136935675
>be careful on that computer, many hackers are on now, I heard it on the telly!

>>136936138
Ask your boomer relatives how many Jews died in the Holocaust and they will say six million without missing a beat.

Ask them how many Americans died and they will not have a clue.

>>136935675
LOL THAT MEANS LOTS OF LOVE

I HAD TO ASK MY SON TO HELP ME FIGURE OUT THIS CAPTCHA THING LOL

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>>136936100
only Hilldawgs and #ImwithHer want boomers dead. Without boomer votes, cankles would have already confiscated our guns this past spring.

>>136935675
>Gotta pull yourself up by the bootstraps!
>Millennial snowflakes!
>Remember when men were men!
>Just shake the boss's hand and ask for a job!
>Kids these days have it easy!
>I had a wife and house at 19!
>$6 Starbucks coffee!
>You gotta go out and work for it!
>Crybaby snowflakes!
>Israel is our greatest ally!
>Political correctness!
>We gotta fight those evil *insert shitskins*
>World War 2 we beat the nazis!
>Snowflakes! Snowflakes! Snowflakes!
>Entitlement culture!

>"But anon we're all human beings so at the end of the day it doesn't matter who lives here or how many or how we change. We're all going to be the one colour anyway so lets get on with it! Let them all come. It's their human right for christ sake"
Boomer I'm related to, who along with others are devouring me and my children's future, history and ethnologically inherited culture for the a fleeting sense of self sanctimonious satisfaction. How can you argue with someone who speaks with such platitudes?

Naturally attends all the socialist "protests" that are becoming more and more prevalent as well. We're fucked until these cunts finally die off but by then the damage will have been too great. It already is even.

>>136936380
That's good advice, though, if a bit stupid sounding. People should be more careful on the internet.

It's when they tell you that they bought their first house for a years wage and they also had a car with an engine the size of a truck, which got 3MPG but didn't matter because petrol was cheaper than water, and you could have those things too if you put in the extra hours it gets fucking annoying.

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God Bless President Trump!

I haven't like a President so much since Reagan!

America needs PEACE THROUGH STRENGTH! Now that OBUMMER is gone it's time for America to be leader of the Free World Again!

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>>136935675
"Sure champ, we're still taking you to the hospital, it's just a few minor gunshot wounds, you'll be fine. But first, we're gonna make a few stops. You just have to go in there. Look the manager in the eye, give him a firm handshake and tell him you want the job. It's just that easy. Go get em, champ"

>>136937002
That's a cool T-shirt.

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>>136935675
>not walking up to your future employer, looking them straight in the eye, and telling them you're a straight shooter and the man for the job
>not getting a job for the summer to pay for college for the year and having enough left over to buy a new camero
>not being able to afford a brand-new house at the age of 20 working part-time at mcdonalds
Has anyone seen the gas prices lately? What causes them to go up and down like that? Maybe CNN will have something about it at 6.

>>136935813
Don't worry. Summer will end eventually.

>>136935675
>"I don't like Putin. He's trying to reassemble the Soviet Union."
>Raises eyebrows
>Looks down at tea cup
>Loud sip

They also crunch ice, which drives me mad, honestly

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>>136935675
ZIP IT

>>136936698
Fuck off burger proxy usin' whores cunts snotty bastard.Boomers r shit too though

>>136935675
Through a series of very wise business decisions, I have sold my crack shack home I bought for $200,000, which I made from very hard work as a basic machine operator in a factory, for millions of dollars to a very nice Chinese man. Why can't you get off your ass and work a little harder, anon?

>Heck, I remember when I was your age, I swept floors at the hardware floors and put myself through college
>Your mother and I lived in a 2 bedroom apartment for almost 2 years after I graduated, we had to save up our down payment for our new split level house
>our first house was over on Norma Road, maybe you should look over there for your first house (all start over $150k now)

>>136935675
>son, you need to get your life in order
>*gets life in order*
>never talks to him again
Fuck boomers.

>>136935813
>he says as he bears a NatSoc flag
great bait

>>136935675
Why do old people always wear faggoty tucked in pants that are always pulled up ridiculously high?

>>136935813
Greatest Generation (GG) starts a company. GG builds the company from the ground up. GG hires American workers, uses American products, and takes great pride in what his company will do for his family and his country.

GG gives his kid Baby Boomer (BB) a job, knowing that BB will work his way up and someday inherit the company GG built. GG knows that this company will prosper and help the family for generations.

BB eventually inherits the company. BB gives his kid Gen X (GX) a job for a while but eventually fires GX to save costs. BB sends most jobs overseas and imports cheap foreigners to do the rest. BB tells GX to make his own way in life like BB did. GX must now compete against cheap labor.

GX has a kid Millennial (ML). ML complains about the low wages, lack of jobs, and competing with the offspring of all the foreign workers BB imported. BB calls ML entitled and whiney. BB says how hard he had it and how he had to make his own way in life while ML is just too entitled.

BB sells his father's company, cashes out, and retires with riches he never plans to give to his kids. He is going to spend all his money before he dies while collecting social benefits from tax revenue from all the foreigners his political peers continue to import.

This story applies to every aspect of American society. One generation took everything their parents gave them, cashed out and squeezed society for everything it had. They handed their kids and grandkids the financial and social consequences, and had the audacity to blame everyone but themselves for what happened.

>>136935675
Gufaw aw haw haw.
I spent every dollar.
Fuck you.

>>136935675
im going to hire illegals and outsource labor to other countries . omg all these brown people in the mall are bugging the fuck out of me why arent millenials buying houses

>>136937880

Helps hold their herniated stomach muscles in place.

Be me, 54, boomer. I have six rented properties.I put the price up every year just to piss off millenials. The properties were paid off over 10 years ago, so the only reason I put them up is millenial salt. It's worth it watching the cry-baby generation suffer. Useless Fucks.

>>136937649
You guys are so fucked.

I thought we were fucked, then I visited Canada.

>>136935675
Sorry I only had 1 kid but good thing we gave amnesty to all those illegal aliens they are going to be paying my pension.

>>136939061
If your 54 you're a gen x retard. READ A FUCKING BOOK AND QUIT LARPING ON A MONGOLIAN THROAT SINGING BOARD.

>>136936648
They were the first generation indoctrinated with "muh Nazis" throughout school.

>>136939431
Wrong. I'm the end of the boomer generation. American education strikes again. Retard.

>>136937649
That's the entire west coast.

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>>136939577
Baby boomers were born between 1940 and 1953. You're off by ten years. Do your research before larping..

>>136937690
>I rented a one bedroom apartment for $400/mo and made $2,000 working at a stationary store in the 70's
>why don't you work at Walmart and rent a $2,000 1 br apartment?

>>136939725
>Baby boomers are the demographic cohort following the Silent Generation. There are no precise dates when the cohort birth years start and end. Typically, they range from the early-to-mid 1940s and end from 1960 to 1964.
Retard.

>>136937891
>BB sells his father's company, cashes out, and retires with riches
I know boomers who are literally millionaires from selling the business their fathers build and their kids are lunatic failures.

>my parents bought their house for €35k
>today its worth over €1,000,000
"Why aren't kids moving out into their own homes? Did they not shake the managers hand hard enough?"

>>136939920
>Baby boomers are associated with a rejection or redefinition of traditional values
Fuck you, goy. You are the reason for the fall of civilization.

>>136935813
>for your own problems
It wasn't my generation that thought the EU was a great idea, importing shitskins because they were too lazy to do the work.

>>136939920
If you want to associate with a shit generation of people so be it. The only people I respect from that era served in nam. The rest of you were the cause of social decline in Western Civilization.

I hope your foreign nurse beats you and steals your shit because you treated your children like dirt and they don't take care of you in old age.

>>136940321
That was all Praktischer Idealismus. I don't know why this board doesn't know this by now.

>>136935675
Haha, i sure do hate those racists! Pass me another glass of wine, Marla.

>>136940161
I think not having kids is one of the reasons: your useless generation of is it even a man? Spawnless basement dweller in your parent's home, whose only friends are anonymous or anime. Like I said...Useless.

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>STOP EATING AVOCADOS

>>136940504
Fortunately for us we're not here to be of service to you. Our generation's own best interests now dominate. Try not to squeal too much when it's your turn to roast~

>>136935675
>Depression doesn't exist, get a job hippy!
>So what if WW3 is happening!
>I dodged Vietnam!

>>136939762
>>136940112
are you saving up for your down payment on your first house?

I know a realtor, he's a great guy. I can give you his number

I know at guy at the bank who can work with you for a mortgage too

>>136940112
Come on, goy, don't you want to be useful to society? Come wageslave for me some more.

Don't forget to vote for taxbreaks for your (((boss))), it'll trickle down eventually.

>>136935675
>Gimme my social security

>>136940362
>The only people I respect from that era served in nam.
Good Goy.

>>136937144
>What causes them to go up and down like that?
uh, global markets?

>>136940586
>Fortunately for us we're not here to be of service to you.
Six houses which I own and you pay to live in says otherwise, retard.

>>136936155
>No tire kickers
>This rusty shell of a 1960s car that costed barely anything is up for sale for $60,000 and it's a one in lifetime opportunity

>>136940717
Didn't say I agreed with the war.i just think the rest of you were entitled faggots that don't know what real problems are and are willing to send younger generations to war at the drop of a hat.

The people who got us into nam were entitled faggots who never served.

>>136941088
You do realise that you're speaking to a Rhodesian?

>>136941276
You're the one associating with boomers.

I don't see a Rhodes flag, just a Pakistan one.

>let's create this notion that the customers are always right no matter how wrong they are.
Fucking boomers deserve death

Why dont you just live your life?

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>>136935675
"Champ, when I was your age, I got my job down at the factory by rucking twelve miles through a blizzard just to get to the interview after my Mustang wouldn't start. It was the worst snowstorm in state history and when I got there, the manager was so impressed that he shook my hand and hired me right on the spot. I nearly lost my hands to frostbite that day, so don't tell me about how bad you've got it."

"Now that all those kids are heading back to school, it should be easier for you to walk in and find work. I'll drive you around town to look for a job, and we won't turn back until someone hires you on the spot. Whatdy'a mean you'd rather go back to school so you can spend the downtime with your 'Yuanaytis' on 'Fortune Cookie Channel?' I didn't need some fancy-schmanzy degree to make parts for laundry machines and ensure they met company standard. May not have had much in the way of a college education, but I supported the family, bought two houses, three cars, and our summer vacationer up in Nantucket."

"I expect a lot more than that from you, Champ, so turn that frown upside down, speak with the manager, give him a firm handshake, and tell him you want that job."

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>>136937891

Awesome story and summarized nicely.


Afterlife edition:

BB dies old and rich in some luxury retirement community leaving little to GX and ML.

BB arrives at the pearly gates and finds them closed. St. Pete and GG are standing behind the gates. BB asks them to open the gates. St. Pete and GG just shake their heads, turn, and begin to walk away. BB starts panicking and calls after them: "Hey, guys? Guys, Let me in!"

St. Pete turns his head and yells over his shoulder: "You should have taken care of your own. You done fucked up. The lads from downstairs will be by to pick you up shortly."

>>136941458
There is no longer a Rhodesian flag. I live in in Bonglang, and yes, the Pajeet is bad here. I lived in America for 6 years too: Hyannis Port.

>Boomer

Fuck off reddit

>>136941853
That's no way to talk about your elders sonny. You'd better apologise right now, we saved your ass from the commies.

*defends economic migrants because it sounds and feels good*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZEYp8Gr3pk

>>136937891
You missed out the part where GG bankrupted the country, turned it into a company listed on UCC, and set up another company, The Fed, to look after all the money.

>>136935675
Why aren't you grateful to work for $10 an hour? When I was your age I worked for $2 an hour, and I already had my house deposit down and two young children. You're just lazy and bad with money. Now get a job, you have a pension to earn me.