NORTH KOREA HAPPENING

>>136931784
Remember to archive

>http://edition cnn com/2017/08/11/politics/us-north-korea-strike-first/index.html
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>http://independent co uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/hawaii-north-korea-nuclear-weapon-attack-us-icbm-a7886526.html
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More like Nothing will happen edition

>>136931784
>cnn
stop shilling this "news" network.
it is sensationalism only.

Does anyone think the whole situation is ridiculous? Country with roughly 20 million people and barely any electricity threatens to nuke USA. China, Russia, SK, and Japan dont give a damn. We are expected to protect SK indefinitly.

I say the next time there is a missle launch we say the (((intelligence))) says it was headed for land and take out every single nuke and missle site. Then blow up their 3 power plants to ruin the elites party there. Then sit back and see what happens next.

That is a plan with zero downside.

comfy confirmed

>>136932324
>zero downside
you're retarded.

>>136931784
>SKYKING WATCH - http://websdr.ewi.utwente.nl:8901/ - TYPE 8992 IN FREQ BOX PRESS ENTER- CLICK USB-CLICK SQUELCH

What is this?

>>136932520
I am waiting for you to explain it. What would China do? We just prevented a missle attack on a civilin population thanks to our relible intel community

>>136932324
This isn't a hollywood movie, man. Any sort of strike will not be as clean or simple as "lol just take out the important areas and then nothing bad will happen and everything will be rainbows and flowers it's so easy!". There will be severe, possibly dangerous consequences depending on how we respond to this situation. Literally fucking retarded.

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>>136931784

my prediction:

>Seoul evacuates
>NKorea attacks in desperation as their last bargaining chip falls

US: !!!
>yaDoneGoofed.jpg
>FireAndFury.gif
>andFranklyPower.png

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>inb4 its fucking nothing

>>136932765
I don't know anything about radio, but I figured out that once you put in 8992 you see a bunch of channels you can scroll through, I think. I'm not sure if we're supposed to stay and listen to 8992 or scroll and listen to the rest of the channels

>>136932896
What would happen? NK would hate us more? Spell it out for me.

We bombed Syria for less and they had Russia directly supporting their military.

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I am excited for fire and fury!

Many such cases!

>>136933025
They could start shelling Seoul.

>>136933025

>w-what will happen?

see:

>>136932938

you really can't stop it

>>136931784
NK is ready for total nuclear war, they even want it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcFcjUtJ8zU&

Fucking nothing

>>136933313

what about the cannonfodder in Sweden's Norkorean embassy though?

F

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>>136933072
Come on ol' Kimmy boy! Hit San Francisco, and you might just kill enough fags to get your fat commie ass into heaven.

>>136932005
You guys don't actually think a nuclear war's happening, do you? You guys don't actually think that any world leader including Trump or Kimmy is actually stupid enough to resort to using nuclear arms, do you?

>>136931784
>8992

i thought 11175 was the new thing?

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best korea will win

>>136932324
Of course its ridiculous. This type of shit isnt new, NK leaders since at least Jong-Il have always started shit to get attention from other countries to make themselves look more important than they are, this latest shit isnt any different. Kim Jong-Un is talking big shit but wont do shit, first he said he was gonna attack Guam, then when Trump said he'd get his ass kicked if he did, he changed it to "test missiles near Guam", changing his tune. He'll test his shitty little missiles in international waters because he knows NK will cease to exist and nothing will happen after that but more shit talking from them

you are retarded if you believe anything the MSM says about this country.

>>136931784
It kicks off on the 15th guys.

>>136933025
>What would happen? NK would hate us more? Spell it out for me.
Typical amerifat stupidity. Let me explain.

>North Korea has massive number of artillery aiming at Seoul
>The said artillery is hidden inside caves, under mountain ridges
>This makes it impossible to take them out with single aerial strike preemptively

>When the war goes off, their artillery will all fire at once.
>It takes 45 seconds for NK shells to reach Seoul
>Even if the U.S bombers take off promptly to attack artillery sites, it will take at least a couple weeks to disable NK artillery.
>By that time, Seoul will be no more.

>>136933441
>>136933072
Everyone needs to stop making these jokes about bombing California. You're gonna Jynx it. I live in San Diego and I died a lot in Fallout 4 on normal so I don't think I'm ready for nuclear war.

>>136933577
When Obama was in office, they'd mention NK once a year. With Trump in office, every other week I see national enquirer articles screaming "NUCLEAR ARMS SHOWDOWN" "BOMB SHELTER SALES SKYROCKET". I believe NK is full of shit too, but the fact it's being mentioned this much worries me a little.

>>136933710
They'd target NY and DC, if anything. Also airforce bases, so probably Houston too.

>>136933634
why

>>136933654
Asians already have no soul.

>>136933776
I have the Miramar air Force Base literally 15 minutes from my house.
Shut up.
You're gonna jynx it.

>>136933654
Does that mean Koreans are joining this refugee crisis? Bad timing if so

>>136933441
>im fuckin white

>>136933654
I dont see any downside for America. Sorry i wasnt more specific.

You guys dont do shit about your little retard brother up there. Homestly you should fear us getting involved more than them (see Iraq).I am tired of it seeming like no one has any skin in the game expect us.

>>136933873

I wouldnt mind cute korean waifus migrating to finland. After all we are all mongols together and we can start building the fingolian empire.

I hope the US gets hit by a couple of nukes before NK is rekt.

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It never happens. Alert me WHEN it happens.

>>136933850
I'm in Santee. How fucked am I?

>>136933654
And? That's not our problem.

>>136933495
You've never played rise of nations, have you? I nuked the map when I would lose, I'd expect the same from the idiots pulling the strings.
That in mind, I doubt this'll evolve into a big ass war, what will happen though is a continued build-up. NK will become a nuclear power in a matter of years and then its only a matter of time before someone does something stupid.

>>136934073
We all lose if nukes are actually used.

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and another thread to add to this list

>>136934100
I would like to live a full, satisfying life though. So I'm afraid nuclear war is not on the menu called "life".

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im the only one worried about the future of kpop?

>>136933713
Because Obummer refused to do anything about them because Obummer was a pussy. No news in pussies ignoring shit talking countries. And the whole bomb shelter shit gets talked about every time there's a chance of war and when there isnt any war, the ones who were duped into buying them buttrage a while then everyone forgets about it until the next time

>>136934103
how so? even if millions die, NK would still lose.

you'd have one less nuclear state in the world, which is a win.

>>136933025

And you bombed pakistan, afganistan and god knows how many arab countries on your conquest to kill Bin Laden, how did that work out for you?

Terrain is roughly the same so its just wasted resources to bomb NK

>>136933654
You know what? Fuck you... Your people had the notion to keep its largest city and Capitol right next to the fucking DMZ. You had all this time to fortify and prepare for the inevitable Zerg rush, but you all wasted your time on pop bands, kimchi, and Starcraft. You'll deserve it when it happens.

Any chance NK is luring us in for a trap set by china. Isn't it possible they have a war chest and a shitload of off book advanced weaponry? Something about this whole situation seems a little silly.

if a war broke out between the US and NK, are we supposed to side with Americans and join the war?

>>136931784
NOTHING WILL FUCKING HAPPEN!!!!!

>>136934100
Also played it. Actually, I'm thinking that Kim would even try to nuke some part of China in case of NK losing to USA. He knows that USA will probably rekt them if they provide nuclear strike on their or their ally territory. That could escalate war with China and USA and Kim would just die watching the world on fire.

>>136934223
>China
They dont want a war with us either. Contrary to popular belief, China is poor as shit and their military is trash. Only thing they have is troop numbers, which wont even matter. It aint like they're gonna invade mainland USA by piling into boats and transport aircraft, they wouldnt even make it here

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Just a reminder before someone posts (((that))) image.
If you're going to storm the webSDR, please don't pester the chat with your delusions.

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I expect him to say something about NK fresh threats today

>>136933782

Mid August is supposedly when Guam strike plan will be finalized, only waiting for Kim's approval.

Also there is joint U.S.-South Korean military drill later this month.

Guam is important logistic point for U.S. military deployment in Asia.

If North Korea is determined to go to war - it is the perfect timing to strike.

If missiles actually hit Guam at that point, the U.S fleet and air logistic will be hampered, giving North Korean military much-needed initiative.

It's still a bad idea for North Korea because there is no way they can win long term. But they will do it if they are convinced the U.S preemptive strike is imminent.

>>136934534
Thank you, stay safe bro.

>>136934437
>Skyking
>Nothing will happen

We're used tot his by now, but at least we have awesome AM radio stations and Pot Honey.

>>136931784
Bollocks. Even Trump is not stupid enough to start a war over North Korea. They will just make the usual threats and nothing will really happen.

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>another /nohappening/ thread

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Can't wait until I get to play fallout for reals.

North Korea is the least degenerate nation in the world. No immigration, no faggots, no jews, strong patriotism. We should support North Korea in the struggle against the globalist jews known as USA.

>>136934689
RARE
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Isn't there possibility that USA will chicken out even if NK hits Guam. Kim now can just threaten to nuke SK or Japan in case of answer. Trump isn't looking like a guy that will sacrifice that island over nuclear peace but maybe?

>>136934689
You got a gun?

>>136934689
King of spam sales.

>>136934843
He is going to be twice as rare when he gets nuked.

>>136934162
Let us dream

>>136932324
You may be one of the dumbest motherfuckers ive ever encountered on 4chan.

Bravo

>>136934448
Christ you Americans are stupid assholes. Do you mean China is not in California? Why dont they just build a bridge or something.

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The star will gorge itself on clay

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>>136934862
>chicken out
>against puny little NK

>>136934689
No.but I know people who do. I'm a prepped. Not that it would help in Kim jings blaze of glory.

>>136934901
The NK missile guidance system is just a hungry farmer with a joystick. Just dump some kimchi a couple of miles off the coast and you'll be safe.

>>136933900
Are you forgetting that the reason we don't have a unified korea is because we got our cans kicked when china joined the war? The human cost of taking back korea will make nam look like a fucking picnic.

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Fuck the USA, the DPRK is Best Korea

>>136934985
Meaning they will be forced to eat dirt like Haitians after being annihilated. They're pretty much there already

>>136934188
Also the Americans actually failed to kill old ally and business partner bin Laden.

>>136933495
Actually these idiots might be stupid enough to use nukes, but the military will advice them to not do it.

>>136934990
How puny wouldn't it be, we haven't watch nuke usage in a war for like 70 years. Also, how would all allies react to the fact that USA can't defend them against such puny little countries with nuke weapon? In that case, every country would like defensive nukes to put neighbors in check all the time...

>>136934073
>And? That's not our problem.
If the U.S lets North Korea completely destroy one of its ally's capital, confidence in U.S led alliance will diminish significantly.
Many countries neighboring China and Russia will fold to their influence rather than staying on the U.S side.
This war might spell the end of the U.S. hegemony.

>>136934205
>you all wasted your time on pop bands, kimchi, and Starcraft. You'll deserve it when it happens.
No argument. Even today the media outlet is dominated by celebrity gossip and meme articles instead of global events.
90% of young adults in South Korea is childish liberal.
K-pop and internet drama is all they talk about.
Most of us don't even know what ICBM is, or where Guam is located.
We are utterly unprepared, and the current generation is at fault.

>>136933850
And now you are too afraid to sleep cause North Koreans have a tiny nuke? Ear shit, Ameritard!

>tiny communist shithole threatens to nuke the world's only superpower
>president of said superpower campaigned on getting tough on enemies
>can't do shit but tweet retarded threats on twitter
American officials regularly claim they'll never allow a North Korean ICBM, which they now have. When did USA get so cucked?

>>136935232
>OMG GAIS NK HAS NUKES
Nigger, we have about 6800 nukes. NK does not want to get into a nuke launching contest.

>>136935238
This dude gets it. Well whatever happens know that America does have your back.

>>136935238
And your solution is to let the US be continuously threatened with destruction, or to be blackmailed into giving NK what it wants again? How about SK fix your problem up north, or we will fix it for you, our way and be done with it.

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north korea wil be the most popular country after nuking the united states.

>>136935030
That sounded badass asf

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>>136935076
Does North Korea have a banking system?

Does North Korea have a bank?

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>>136935728
>Does North Korea have a bank?

Yes one not owned by the kikes.

>>136933239
They without a doubt would and measures are being put into place to mitigate that capability.
Seoul will not be reduced to ashes as the great leaders propaganda suggests.
Death, fire, and damaged structures primarily in the northern most portions of the city extending south east becoming moderate to lite damage reaching to the city center.
A-10's F-16's F-15's using AGM and CBU weapons would in a matter of hours greatly suppress that capability along with SK and US LOS and NonLOS artillery.

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It's happening

and it's real

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/895970429734711298

>>136931784
I hope they nuke SK instead of Animeland. Nobody would miss the zerg-rushing bastards.

>>136935532
The Nork threat towards America is miniscule it's more dangerous towards South Korea and Japan.

Having the ROK invade basically invites China into the war again and you get a fucking repeat of the 1950s Korean War. Fucking hell read a god damned history book. The whole reason we have had this status quo is because the US and China didn't want to escalate and start another war. China and Russian want their buffer state to prevent the US from setting up shop in a unified Korea. Everyone is enjoying the status quo of the economic progress we have now and Kim is throwing a wrench into all of that.

The problem is that we don't even have enough information what is the political situation in NK. We can't say 100% sure that regime is stable and there won't be a revolution in like days/weeks/months/years. If that would happen, Kim would have nothing to lose and just start all out nuke war. He would not care about that 6800 USA nuke arsenal... In my opinion, USA have to deal with them ASAP. Waiting is far better for them then for USA. They will get better ICBM's, better nukes, maybe hydrogen bomb is next... After that they can play chess war. Even if they would nuke just one city in USA, in all others panic could broke out. Not even one president want all out panic in his country...

I think things are going to happen. If you've noted the tensions between UK and Germany shit always goes down when the relationship between our two countries is tense like it is now and especially because of Brexit. If World War Three does happen do you think the British government would use it to abolish Brexit? I'm a Leave voter but I can see events happening and there wouldn't be much of a public outcry if they did it.

>>136931784
What is the ‘squelch’ option for?

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how does that big yellow dick taste Amerifats?

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Is the fire and fury ready yet? I'm bored.

>>136931784
thread theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoxGij9mAI4

Does anyone here actually support going to war with North Korea?

I mean I have no sympathy for their government, but throwing missile into the sea and spouting insane threats is completely normal for them, they haven't done anything new.

As much as I hate North Korea, the status quo is far better than nuclear war on the Korean Peninsula.

USA and false puppet Korea and Japan will all burn

SOON

>>136936090

I'm curious what type of weapon it'll be. No way it will be a nuke, considering the fallout will go into South Korea and into Japan and China. Not to mention there's too much of a tourism industry to exploit from North Korea's mystery....So cyborgs or something? I think after Kim's reign has ended Trump is going to turn post-North Korea into the first country entirely run by AI and robots and humans won't be allowed to enter.

>>136936113
We are not just insane threat this time. Our ICBM is much improved now

>>136935238
It is really not in the US National interest having a nuclear capable rouge state and active enemy with a surplus of nuclear weapons and production technology and knowledge proliferating nuclear weapons to any country or actor that pays it or it sides with.

Time to avoid this is nearly passed.

Once NK has a deterrent capability to inflict millions of causalities in any country of its choosing there will be no means to check its behavior in exporting nuclear capability to the highest bidder.

Other countries will see no other choice but to develop their own nuclear programs for deterrence and this will spread like wildfire.

>>136936161
>>136936198
Quit larping fagget

>>136936235
We can't reach USSR but you are acceptable ally anyway

>>136936235
Although your people are almost as poor as ours

>>136936113

Trump needs to win this to get a second term. Imagine if Kim actually fires a rocket that not only kills South Koreans, Japanese but also Americans. This is what he'll use to get the normies on his team and what he needs for a second term to keep hold of his presidency. Remember what the patriotism was like for 9/11 to invade the middle east after the twin towers fell but multiply it by millions.

>>136936161
Sounds comfy
Do it faggot

>>136935824
fucking stack bodies H O O A H

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>>136936161
Get fucked, proxy Anon.

>>136933654
>Seoul will be no more

And nothing of value will be lost you fucking dog eating scum

>>136936113
Commies need to be removed on principle.
China also needs a good extinction because they still call themselves communists.

We need camps for the commies in our countries too.

>>136936161
Suck a dick, proxyfag

>>136936161

>Japan will burn

This means I won't be able to see the rest of Fate Apocrypha? Fuck.

>>136936190
They'll air burst the nukes limiting fallout.

>>136933776
>NY and DC

Who? NK? They don't have any missiles with enough range to hit the east coast of America. Their best ranged missiles barely make it to Denver.

i think its a bit of a bad idea to attack NK at this moment for USA,
since usa is already having "war" in middle east.
You shouldnt fight 2 wars at same time

>>136936330
You goddamn right

>>136931784
a bug flew over the camera and my heart nearly stopped. holy fuck.

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>>136932324
>US forcing other countries into conflict to fuel the military-industrial complex

>>136936322
>Remember what the patriotism was like for 9/11 to invade the middle east after the twin towers fell but multiply it by millions.

Yeah, I doubt that.

At 9/11 America itself was attacked without (clear) provocation. George Bush was at least tolerated by the Democrats at that point.

Trump is completely despised by 40% or so of the country who would likely blame him for the war. It would also come after an escalating war of words, so people would have some reason for accusing America of pushing NK into it.

Also, the war would have to be successful to get normies on his side. If it ends up with 1000s of dead Americas, a crater where Seoul used to be and a radioactive wasteland in what used to be the North, it's not going to look good.

>>136936570

What's the worst that could happen?

>>136931784
Does this mean we get to see K-pop twinks getting their boipuccitas destroyed by the Big Nork Cock?

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>>136936730
lol

>>136936570

Do you think the recent quake in Tokyo had any connection to Kim testing stuff underground?

>>136936570

Look at it this way. Bush fucked up BIG TIME, by invading the middle east claiming there was actually weapons of mass destruction they supposedly had when they haven't found any yet. I think Trump doesn't want to repeat Bush's mistake since it would tarnish his presidency and the republicans even further if they invade a foreign enemy under the same false pretenses. He's waiting until Kim has the actual capabilities to strike anyone who could be a useful ally to the US in another Korean war which is now.

>>136935532
>And your solution is to let the US be continuously threatened with destruction, or to be blackmailed into giving NK what it wants again?

During Korean crisis in mid 90's we were close to executing war plan to capture Pyongyang.
(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OPLAN_5027)

But Bill Clinton opted for naive diplomatic approach.
We ended up giving North Korea billions of dollars for a deal they would later break.
United States cannot avoid the blame for this.

Now we are left with little options, and they all have terrible implications.
We will either face North Korea as legitimate nuclear power, or millions of civilian casualty.

I think the least bad option is to re-deploy nuclear weapons in South Korea.
Another option is to support Japan's rearmament as the independent deterrent in the region.
This will escalate tension even further, but will do so in our favor.

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>>136931784
lil kim is blowin' up

TL;DR?

>>136936570
The shit in the ME is nothing. All the good killin been done. Keeping our dick stuck in the middle east pie is just convenient.

>>136936922
I'm here at the Au OTH Radar.
We have multiple contacts headed for Japan.
I'll get a pic.

>>136936570
What war? All they do is just bomb some shit.
The whole situation in the middle east is just another small proxy conflict between the US and Russia. They've been doing this since WWII. They might do it for economic reasons, political reasons or just for the lulz.
If any of the two really went to war, then the whole fucking middle east would be a smoldering crater.

>>136933654
TYPICU AMERUFATU STUPIDU
KIM DONG ARTIRRERY IS HIGH REVER

>>136936689
>40% or so of the country who would likely blame him for the war.
>even though NK was talking shit for a while now, making threats to vaporize the US months ago right after Trump got elected
You Canadians really are fucking retarded, aren't you? NK escalated it, Trump merely responded.

>>136932992
8992 is the frequency skyking broadcasts on. You just sit and listen, it could be a while before you hear anything

>>136937089
Does not matter. Democrats will blame him anyway

Nothing is going to happen, and here's why:

I really, really want something to happen.

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SOON

>>136937179
Doesnt matter, its not Trump's fault. NK has been a problem before Trump even stepped foot in the Whitehouse

>>136933441
>interracial couple directly beneath the word NORMAL
>0dayswithoutjewishtricks.jpg

>>136937089
I fail to see how North Korea making insane threats isn't what they do every year.

Usually the response is to slap a few new sanctions on them, conduct some joint military drills with the South and ignore them. It's the American response that has changed this time, not North Korea's.

>>136937255
And? Trump is still going to get blamed regardless of what happens. It's the way people are these days. Trump could literally put us into Reagan style economic boom and the media andeft would still shit on him and blame him for something.

>>136936271
Ussr does not exist since 1991

>>136937344
Yes, just ignore the yearly progress on developing nuclear weapons. That doesn't factor in at all.

>>136934167
Yes, you Democratic faggot

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>>136937213

>>136936922
>>136937018
OH SHIT GUYS OTH HERE
PRAY FOR JAPAN
>PRAY FOR JAPAN
PRAY FOR JAPAN
>PRAY FOR JAPAN
PRAY FOR JAPAN

SOMEONE BAKE HABBENING BREAD

These are all just dick waving contests. Every N. Korea happening is basically this

>Norks test some shitty missile for attention
>Trump doesn't really give a fuck but gets to act tough and 'presidential'
>Japan gets to act tough and justify military expenditures
>China gets to sound tough
>South Korea gets to beg America-oppai for more protection

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>>136937711
PIC HERE BAKE BREAD
live leak images oh shit

>>136937779
>>136937784
Fuck off shill! It's HAPPENING!!!

>>136937344
>what they do every year
Show me where NK stated they would wipe us out with nukes, or similar language as "sending gift packages" referring to nuclear weapons in previous years.

If I get same digits of repeating order WW3 begins tonight or on September 23rd.

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>tfw on vacation in Seoul until the 20th
At least I my death will be quick

guys what was that streak across the sky just then?

>>136936922
>TL;DR?
okay

>Norks start developing nukes in the 90's
>Clinton says "Stop it. Here, we give you money."
>Norks take money, then resume developing nukes.

>Bush does nothing, too busy with Iraq.
>Obama does nothing, too busy being a nigger.

>Trump takes office.
>Norks close to having nukes that can hit America
>Trump tells Norks to lay the fuck off
>Norks tell Trump to back the fuck out
>Neither of them wants to lay the fuck off, or back the fuck out.

>>136937979

Adam Hills throwing his prosthetic leg?

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>>136933557

DEATH TO NORTH KOREA
DEATH TO COMMUNISTS
DEATH TO JUCHE
DEATH TO NAZBOL
DEATH TO RACE TRAITORS

>>136937213
any minute now
should i make a cup of tea or stay in front of monitor?

>>136936689
oh look, EVERYONE LOOK it's a leaf who thinks he knows what he's talking about.
> the jews did 9/11 you maple nigger

>>136938011
That's about as concise as it gets.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>136937814
What exactly do the Norks get by nuking the US or attacking the US.

North Korea is tiny, we'd carpet the entire country in fallout and they'd be at war with the entirety of NATO. If China jumps in, their economy would be fucked because they'd lose the Western markets to export to.

>>136938011

Have the Clintons actually said anything regarding this? Would be fucking hilarious if Trump threw the fact they gave Kim money to develop the nuclear missiles they are making today to keep quiet.

just imagine a nucc shining on that live stream out of nowhere

>>136937876
An example

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2013_in_North_Korea

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>>136938222
>digits
Oh shit! Will we have a happening?

>>136937784
>>136938157
Look you can deny these OTH radar images al. You want but this is real and happening
Get alex jones on the line right now
Fuck
Fuckees
Fuck you

>>136931784
COMFY GENERAL

>>136934985
>USA and China are the main exporters of clay

Someone figure this shit out

>>136938277
we shall indeed.

It relates to the topic at hand; Does Radiation fucking off, or am I just fucked to get increased cancer rates when I turn 50?

Can't we somehow trick Kim with a Chris-chan video or something?

>>136934205
>>136933654
this
turn out building your capital next to enemy border wasn't such a bright idea
we're already to take some Korean cutie though

>>136938493
Depends on the half-life of the radioactive materials used in the nukes.

Modern nuclear materials usually decay a copious amount of their radiation in three weeks. After that, slower decaying radiation sticks around - enough to make you sick, but low enough for you to try to make a getaway before you succumb to radiation poisoning.

>>136937922
Enjoy the food bro. Best food I think I've ever had

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>>136936198
Hey Kim, can I come visit? I will bring american candy and snacks.

>>136938493
it did after centuries
Just don't get close to the gook shore

>>136938493
it fades away eventually, there's still abit of radiation at chernobyl but nothing too bad

>>136934167
No need to.

https://youtu.be/POPjgIMFl7E

>>136938011
i meant for last couple days

>>136936302
how the fuck did you get internet, infiltrated Kim's personal resident????

Think I'm going to watch Red Dawn tonight, what are you lot watching?

>>136938956
Watch the emoji movie instead.

>>136938956
I want to see Dunkirk, but I want to see this shitshow play out a little more.

>>136936198
Not enough for it to matter.
Your nukes are too small to be that big of a threat to a nation so large and you're going to need several to try to get past our defenses.
Not to mention that we have enough munitions to flatten your entire country into dust.
I find it really funny the way some people are freaking the fuck out over this when NK isn't even a fraction as strong as the soviets used to be.
Kim should just swallow his pride and talk to Trump. Give up the nukes. They aren't a deterrent to a nation like ours anymore.

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>>136931784
BENISBOMB:DDD

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>>136933495
>stupid enough
what does intelligence have to do with it? I would do it just because I could and the world would thank me for it too.

>>136938872
>not posting the official soundtrack

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcFcjUtJ8zU&feature=youtu.be

>>136934162
people who make "NORTH KOREA HAPPENING" threads are truly the most powerful race

>>136935898
Hey retard, remember what happened with Soviet Union? You just wait till North Korea inevitably collapses. You don't need a war to achieve that.

>>136931784
Fuck em, lets launch. If God is real he won't let the world burn.

>>136938244
Not seeing anything here but the same old shit they've always said/done. I said show me examples of the same type of language theyre using now.

Saying they would defend itself/attack in retaliation =/= the shit they're talking now

>>136933654
>Seoul will be no more.
Am I supposed to care about this?
What do Koreans have to do with me that somehow I can't live with a few million less?

>>136939388
Pretty Asian girls, but since you are a faggot you don't care about Asians. You just want a huge black dick, Asian dicks are too small for your used asshole.

>>136939344
Guess this'll be proof for his existence once and for all.
If it happens, i'll continue with my belief of multiple national/ethnic gods

>>136939545
Lmao, retarded snowwigger.
East Asian women age like shit and have the most plastic surgery per capita.

>>136939353
>November 12 – senior North Korean official Kim Tae-gil threatened the United States, South Korea and Japan with a "nuclear catastrophe"
>October 8 – North Korea put its army on alert and warned the United States of a "horrible disaster".

the difference seems to be the response from the US which was more skeptical and less belicist then

>>136933441

Every time I see this it makes me smile

The Argentina panel is gold

>>136939616
Something has to happen, why not just false flag their asses with an SLBM?

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>>136939353
Perhaps in the first month?

If the North is escalating (Guam etc.) it's also because the US is escalating it's rhetoric. That's my point - both sides are going to be caught up in a spiral of having to be more and more extreme until war is the only option on the table.

>>136939748
And what prompted those responses?

>>136932005
Well we have a date now so this is the time we see if they ever will

>>136939545
>t. mongoloid snownigger

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>>136939767
Fucking blame the Maine on the norks or something

>>136939771
We havent escalated anything, NK is escalating. What do you think testing nukes is? Every time we have annual training with Japan and SK, NK acts like a cornered cat making threats and testing more nukes. We hit them with sanctions to get them to stop testing nukes and they start saying theyre gonna wipe us out... But god forbid we make threats of our own after them saying they are gonna ATTACK GUAM, then its "the US is escalating...."

Come on now.

>>136940346
It actually is still the US patriotism blinded retard.
Anyone with half a brain knows NK just wants gibs now.

>>136938349
>Guam is primarily clay

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>>136931784
>Best Korea is a backward co-

>>136940443
They won't have to worry about food when they are ashes, it is the most humane way to put a sudden end to it all. Perfect peace is perfect oblivion.

>>136940105
Russkie mongoloid took the gay stuff personally since he has been a flaming faggot since Perestroika!

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>>136940443
>Best Korea
>Needing gabs at all
http://theduran.com/truth-north-korea-booming/

>>136940346
it's escalating in the sense the rhetoric being used is different now. before the situation would die out because of inactivity until the next "crisis". now trump is talking about massive destruction, and planning the biggest military exercise in south korea for the next month.
it's obvious BK will read this as provocation to their stare.

>>136933776
Im in San Antonio. So im too far for them.

>>136940443
All theyre gonna get is annihilation if they attack Guam. But they won't attack Guam, they'll shoot their little missiles into international waters, possibly blowing themselves up because their garbage fails more times than it works, then nothing will happen.

All NK is is talk. First they said they were gonna attack Guam, then after Trump said he better not or he'd get his ass kicked, they changed it to testing near Guam". Kim Jong Un has a napoleon complex and thinks he's hot shit until some real pipe hittin niggas respond.

>>136933577
He didn't change it, the media miss reported

>>136940698
That doesn't mean food growth you retard.
NK is isolated, they can't produce enough foooood, dumb cuck nig, don't reply to me ever again.

>>136940698
Delet this
North Koreans are all starving and praying for their American liberators to come marching down their streets

>>136932324
What about his artillery batteries pointing at SK? He could kill millions in minutes. That's a pretty big downside.

>>136940346
>What do you think testing nukes is?
Something that apparently America is allowed to do but not any other country.

>But god forbid we make threats of our own after them saying they are gonna ATTACK GUAM
You make specific threats e.g. we will respond to any act of aggression. You don't send out open ended threats where it seems like you're considering a first strike. The defensive strategy of the North is to act unpredictable to get others to stay away. The proper response is to be specific about what your limits are so they know not to press them.

The WRONG response is to act unpredictable yourself, because then both actors are in the dark, not knowing where the other's limits are and if this move will be the one that serves as a spark.

As much as I disliked the Obama administration, they at least knew this. Trump and his cabal of geriatric warmonger generals don't seem to.

Is the destruction of Guam in "mid-August" still holding up? I still can't believe announced that as if it was some future DLC for a game that will probably be postponed to oblivion.

>>136936838
this

>>136940892
>the media miss reported
Every media outlet miss reported it? US intelligence gets its intelligence from the media? They seem to think that NK said they were gonna attack Guam.

Come on now.

>>136940856
kim jong un never attacked a country in his life. neither has BK. the same can't be said of the US. Remember that for the middle eastern wars at least you people do it because there's oil and energy considerations in the mix and it's in the interest of Israel (half of the american's elites are jewish).
in this case the only reason to go to war is because of the other korea and japan.

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>>136941011

>>136941037
>Something that apparently America is allowed to do but not any other country.
This is how it should have been. Russia should have been glassed right after we were done with Japan. We would have taken the world with ease, too bad we had a fucking demoshit who didn't want to manifest fucking destiny.

>>136941366
This is exactly the stuff Warsaw pact countries showed diplomats

>>136941366
Looks fake af.

>>136941037
>Something that apparently America is allowed to do but not any other country.
failed elementary school history, I see.

>You make specific threats
Yeah, we sure do throw around unprovoked threats on the reg...

What a brain.

I have dragge ddown the entire thread and I see no fish. wtf they are not men, they are infiror insects, any man swould have posted the very least his fish here. Fuck north korea, may they reside in a nuclear holocaust

I'm drunk btw, but fuck NK

>>136941366
cute, looks like a museum of food

>>136941622
I don't even understand this

>>136941365

They have attacked SK on numerous occasions.

I'm 41 years old. I've seen enough. Let's do this. Nuke the living shit out of NK and let's call it a day.

Aaaalt veit jeg Odin

>>136941622
>>136941689
>Drunk before 15:00, nord time
I'm still at work and have to wait at least two hours before I can drink. Wageslaving in summer is suffering.

>>136941668
Pretty much, notice the lack of shoppers and the tour guide? Meanwhile, everyone there is starving being forced to work like slaves

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It should have been war after this

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Axe_murder_incident

>>136941601
>Yeah, we sure do throw around unprovoked threats on the reg...
You've destroyed countries without provocation. Forgive me if I have little but contempt for everybody involved in American foreign policy.

>>136941857
Another based Dragon, I am tired of this shit as well. The United States is indisputably at it's greatest when it is in absolute ruthless imperialist mode without the hindrance of acknowledging (((international laws and moral decency in warfare))).

Meh, nothing is gonna happen. Trump is just trying to distract from the domestic heat right now.

Mueller is about to nail him and his associates to the wall under money laundering or similar charges before the year is up

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If there ever is a successful Nuke or EMP attack 90% it is Deep Shit-ers and Jews trying to kill innocent Americans and children so that they can perpetuate their LARP that they're the real government for another day. they are false flag nuke traitors

>>136941702
only for the korean war which is what this is about. remember they are the same nation, only divided because the west doesn't want to lose access to the asian continent.

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>>136942108
even if it looks like it came from NK. surveil Deep Shit-ers find out what they're up to

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>>136941946
get off my internet mom
reeee

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>>136942146
find out what Deep Shit's capabilities are
Deep Shit are the only people who want America Nuked or EMPed. NK know they would all die in a Nuclear Holocaust

>>136931784
Nothing will happen. Neither side wants war.

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No habbening planes are currently flying

>>136942100
Living on this planet over 40 years, I've seen Kim Jongs Grandfather, his Father, and now HIM threaten the U.S.

I'm tired of these psychotic motherfuckers. Glass them all. Glass them into fucking oblivion.

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DMZ livestream when?

Reuters had one up last night but took it down for some reason.

>>136942010
Says the CANAKEK. You're guilty as anyone, don't forget you're legally BOUND to any conflict we say you should be in. NORAD has been and will be around long after you die in the frozen hell scape of Korea.

>>136933654
I reckon the DMZ and points beyond are secretly littered with close-in weapon systems adapted to land to combat such threats. They were/are used at US bases where conventional weapon strikes (mortars) were a problem.

>>136937922

I'm about to board a plane for Seoul. Staying for eight days. Talk about timing. [Sweating intensifies.]

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>>136942196
politically Crush Deep Shit

Albino baboon finally delivers a worthy Tweet.
IT'S HAPPENING!

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THIS IS IT LADS AHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGG

>>136931784
test

>>136942506
I could forgive her if she was at least a little hot, but she just looks like a total bimbo.

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she is on my internet now
what do?
First you kniw they came for our fishing, but now they come for our internet

>>136942177
Not until you clean your fucking room. It reeks of tendies and cum. -10 good boy points.

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>>136942563
I WISH

>>136931784
Don't forget to link the main channel for US diplomatic statements

twitter.com/realdonaldtrump

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Sure is a lot of jet fuel they've got in New York Harbor..
TABOO01 looks to be heading back, TABOO02 taking over the racetrack.
What could possibly need so much fuel over there?

>>136933710
>and I died a lot in Fallout 4 on normal
kek

>>136932324
We should destroy china and Korea, give the Portuguese Macao back, retake Hong Kong, and give the Japanese their Chinese colonies again.
Britain should abolish all environmental laws and become the factory of the British Empire and Commonwealth again, when you go shopping in Canada or New Zealand you should say "oh everything is made in England these days"
Cananda, New Zealand and Australia are extremely rich in resources we should ENCOURAGE the production of all these resources and build our own factories as well, we can't compete with the larger numbers and experience the English have but it's absolutely mandatory the minimum of what we need can be produced here so we don't have to trade.
Television, cars, furniture, suits, ties dresses, shoes things like that.
The UK should increase military spending to 5% of its GDP up from 1.9% that would be about 125 billion dollars, that would put it in third place above Russia and behind china and America.
The English should focus on rebuilding their navy they need to trade with the world again to fund this.
Canada and Australia too should increase to 5%
Australia would be spending 60 billion and would be above India but below Saudi Arabia, Canada would spend 77.5 billion putting it above Russia but below the U.K.
Australia would be the 7th largest and Canada 4th in this case.
I think it's possible that between the 3 of us we could have the largest armed forces we should be the size of the United States' at least

>>136941036
Norks are so indoctrinated into believing the regime that itd be the only way to effectively subdue them

maria, she is named maria and I love her, postnig this on anonymous fly fishing board.

But Maria, I love (((you)))

I can't get my mind off you

>>136933713
when it goes quiet, thats when you worry

>never sleep again

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>>136936730
kek, this fuckin guy///

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>>136937074
Fucking dead

>>136942828
No idea but you're right

>>136942563
live stream doesn't show. seoul still standing. dogs being hunted in the streets.

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>>136931784
Putting on my Grandpap's Korean war field jacket.

I WISH KIM JONG UN HAD TWITTER SO BADLY

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HOLY SHIT LADS IT'S HAPPENING

>>136942828
Here comes TABOO01

>>136942828
aircraft about to undertake the Atlantic crossing from the west coast.
T. Airforce.

>>136932324
(((Vietnam)))

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>>136943069
How can he get sameface on a fucking emoji?
Must be the fucked up chromatic aberration.

>>136943092
Why do they do this? These un American anti patriots should be put in prison camps for showing their leader like this and praising Korea.

>>136943120
'claims of' such bad LARP. Learn the BBC speek before you try to do it.

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#FightTonight

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>>136942563
>IT'S MAGA TIME!
>B-but n-no Drumpf, IT'S 20017!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY

>>136942106


ROFL

Crazy Kim declares to attack the US and its allies with missiles and nukes and you think Trump's rhetoric is because he wants to distract from Mueller? Hahahha

You liberals are batshit crazy

>tfw you realise nuclear weapons are the most tolerant weapons.
They destroy everyone equally.

>>136943544
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

If duplets it's anudda shoah

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It is time for them to disappear.

>>136943544
Lancers are so fucking sexy.

Better get the hell out of Seoul if you're there. Seriously....

>>136943545
EPIC!!! TRUMP IS HANDING IT TO THAT PUNY WEAKLING!!! HEHEHEHE HAHAHA

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Just woke up, quick rundown anyone?

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>>136937322

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>>136944134
Just hope the jetstream is not moving northwest.

>>136943871
Actually you are gay if you like masculine planes like Lancer. Straight men prefer more feminine planes like B-2.

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>>136944134
jews

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RUSSIA HAVE GIVEN THE GREEN LIGHT

https://www.rt.com/news/399306-russia-does-not-accept-nuclear-korea/

>>136943901
Or not. Nothing is gonna fucking happen. We have seen this boring show many times already. Everybody is sooo tough but it is all talk and no action.

>>136943396
Looks like more than one is gearing up for the journey.
One tanker already landed and theres still 3 up in that area.

>>136942368
man, those uniforms are classy tho. have to admit flat od green with collars and leather are the tits

Nothing is going to happen until:
- congress approves
- amerilards are evacuated

>>136943544

Each one of those can carry 25,000 lbs of concentrated FREEDOM, and can deliver it to places deficient in said FREEDOM at supersonic speed.

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>>136944556
We should bring back our old uniforms, what advantage does modern uniforms have? Does camaflogue even work?

>>136934807
Everytime someone posts this I realise I am only ever larping as a National Socialist and would hate to live in a fascist state.

>>136944738
That is a British uniform oh Cuckadian warrior.

>>136944852
Hey, this one actually gets it! We are all larping!

>>136944890
It's Canadian too retard, Canada is British

>>136940824
>Im in San Antonio.
just what sort of faggot lives in San Antonio nowadays

>>136941302
There were initial media reports which stated they wanted to shoot into the ocean

>>136944134
please respond

>>136945725
it's probably the last time you woke up

>>136944512
theres a few exercises on at the moment. Exercise Saxon Warrior is the reason I reckon.

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SAGE

Anyone else just hear that on the radio?

YTN is reporting about using nets to collect lost golf balls. It is not happening