Nofap

*blocks your path*

>>136926473
There is nothing left to fap to in this world.

>nofap
more like no fucking way
i get all jittery if i dont wank it for more than 48 hrs

You will all get a prostate cancer.

>>136926641

start a timer on your phone, after ruining your 48 hours then 200 hours and suddenly it becomes a game to see how long you can hold off

>>136926600
oh, here you're wrong!
But: there's nothing worth fapping to. Almost two months in now, getting less stressed and less depressed. Call it a placebo, at least I'm doing better.

>>136926792
Worth the self respect.

>>136926641
It's the best part, I remember having messed up thoughts like masturbating and nutting over our office pantry desk. (Where the girls eat)
I'm a changed man now!

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>>136926473
ok

>>136926473
>>136926951
>>136927162
>>136926600
>>136927196
You guys are plebs. Real men do nosleep.

>>136926951
wat
No fucking way im gonna put myself through that. I'm not some sperglord in need of "rebooting" or "superpowers"

>>136927196
Changed man how?

>>136926473
Who is she?

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>>136926600
Oh ye of little faith.

>>136927611
Tried once, almost died; not gonna do it again.

>>136927611
Did 10 days of nosleep back in high school.
Started loosing time and woke up alone in a movie theater breaking chairs with a hammer.
True story.
Nosleep is a hell of a drug.

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>>136927611
I'm on a biphasic sleep schedule.

>>136927814
Read somewhere that lack of sleep really runs you down to the point where, taken to extremes, you can actually die. They did tests on lab rats, I think. Something like this apparently affected the German troops at Stalingrad.

>>136927814
Died from what? Sleep deprivation takes many weeks to permanently harm people.
If it's something else I'd like a story.

>>136927691
Improved self esteem, better lifestyle, sharper mind, less anxiety, less depression, can do attitude, feel like a freight train on meltdown!

Wet dreams, women are magically hotter!

And more!

>>136926473
only nofap? if you're not a degenerate you also need to no noeat and selfflagilate august. what are you a degenerate?

>>136928017
Again with the stories.
My friends and I used to practice recreational sleep deprivation regularly. The only thing we ended up with was terrible half-memories and big bags under our eyes. Also, we all went bald prematurely.
On the other hand, my cock doubled in size and i can now guzzle bleach with no ill effects.

>>136927998
You will pass out at some point. The lab rat tests weren't very accurate because I think they used pain to awaken the subjects.
You will know when you absolutely need to sleep long before anything serious happens.

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>>136928073
uh huh
at what point should i expect any of this?
I'm willing to throw away the computer and uninstall all social media on my phone this term to focus hardcore on school.

Don't tell me its gonna take 90 days.

>>136927929
Nice lets do no sleep no fap and no shave

>>136928190
Your body will start to shut down after 3 days or so, depending on how much energy you use when yer awake. You'll still be walking around, you just wont be conscious of it. You'll pop in and out of sleep in different places at different times and wonder how the fuck you got there.

>>136927777
Can't believe this post doesn't have an Australian flag

Checked too i guess

>>136928283
Fuck, i'm fapping right now, but i got the noshave and nosleep down pat.
... say something sexy.

>>136927996
Do you fall all the way asleep in 30 mins?? How...

>>136928280
20-30 days in you'll start feeling a weaker version of these. That's how much it took for me.

>>136928147
I've done 2 week water fasting, I'm pure.

Someone help an old fag out.

Looking for the holy no fap meme.

>>136928299
This happened to me and it was weird like blacking out. I was on a trip where I was awake for over 48 hours and constantly on the move. I was walking with the group but felt like the guy on limitless when he drinks and kept waking up in random spots as I was walking and the all of a sudden I would be two blocks further

>>136928280
thirty days or less to start noticing any effects.

I kept fucking up but I want to be nofap prestige mode by the time school starts in december and I'll take anything to improve my job survival (fucking hell moving food for ~500k people)

>>136928388
Probably enough for your mind to rest decently, but your body is gonna start feeling it after a few days.
Probably best for people who spend all their time sitting down.

>>136926473
Have been no-fapping since mid-July.

>>136928484
I mean mid-June.

>>136928324
STOP CHOKING THE SNAKE

>>136928540
I did... just now.
Nofap feels good. I'm really getting into it.

>>136928484
Notice anything different?

I managed nofap for almost a month and all I got from it is that I'm horny all the time and occasionally jizz in my sleep.

>>136926473
The only reason I would do nofap is because women are disgusting.
Not gay, just their minds and behaviors are repulsive.

>dude you should do nofap, it'll give you self-confidence and you'll be so desperate for relief you'll go out and approach random girls
nope, my sex drive has dissolved and my confidence is rock bottom.

>>136928599
Isn't it glorious?
This is what we strive to attain.

>>136928635
Thats why they have boobs.
Had to make up for the rest somehow.

>>136927777
I've never seen quads so neglected.

>>136928708
Or used to such potential!

>>136928599
after 2 weeks i had one moment where i had the hardest erection ive ever had and i could feel my heart beating over my whole body

>>136928147
sodium jeweth sulphate is a xenoestrogenic plot to reduce testosterone. noshower 2017!

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>>136928431
>>136928459
If end up fucking a whale (while completely sobber) or jerking off at the movies or letting the twink at the school pools suck me off i'm gonna remember you fucking faggots.

Any tips apart from removing nearly all technology from my life? Cause I know i'll get drawn to the first shitty low res bait pic i find here.

>>136928593
It's actually giving me more confidence about myself. I think. It's weird to explain but I do feel happier about how I handle things. liberals and degenerates are still fucking dickheads that need to be gassed but I feel better about how I can handle their existence. Really weird to explain.

>>136926473
I'm pretty sure I still qualify for this but not even from trying.

I can't remember the last time I fapped and the last time I opened a porn file on my computer was July 30.

I've been flat out working 12 hour days for the last two weeks and just eating takeout then watching Frasier on DVD until I pass out once I get home.

I just haven't had the urge to fap at all.

>>136926473
How many NEO for a waifu like this.

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>>136928780
Hell, if that's the way yer gonna go, try castration.
100% guaranteed effective.

>>136926473
Had a wet dream after 2 weeks nofap last night, feels bad

>>136928653
Nice genes

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>>136927929
(You)

>>136928802
Kinda like female athletes that don't menstruate. They are pushing themselves so hard that the cycle shuts down.

>>136928953
Yeah, just like that, except the fire was purple.

>>136926473
>Tfw nofap day 130
ye boi

>>136929008
Did you get the super powers that were promised?
Are you a Chad now?

>>136926473
BORING...who'd fap to that?

>>136926473
sauce?

>>136928780
Read books, lift, socialize outside, cardio, eat healthy (tire your mind and body so your dick can't betray you)

>>136928280
>meals in Mexico comprise of opening a packet of premade baked potato thin bites
lmao

>>136928874
That means it's working!

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nofap is fucking stupid, only time i do it is when i'm in chastity like a good sissy slut should be

>>136929369
Here's an idea, do all those things and beat off occasionally too. Sexual health is as important as body, mind and nutrition. Blue balling yourself is only going to lead to you ignoring all the red flags the first time some roastie gives you some attention. Just stay away from the degenerate kike porn and have some self control. If you are jerking it everyday that's too much too.

>>136929618
You know what looks stupid?
>your face when you see a swelling and covered with precum 90day nofap dong, yeah your stupid sissy mouth-throat is going to take this humongous dong and choke on it you fucking whore.

>>136929767
>beating of occasionally doesn't make you degenerate
>taking drugs occasionally doesn't make you an addict
>sucking dicks occasionally doesn't make you a homo

>>136929886

ha, gay

>>136928599
I think I'm more productive and more focused. It saves me as a Catholic from going to confession so I'm definitely sticking with it.

>>136928777
Yesterday I showered without soap.

>>136927998
It's not just that. When I was insomniac I tried killing myself by hitting my head full force to the wall. I thought that would fix my "malfunctioning brain"

>>136932727
how are you going to get clean without a surfactant?

>>136929178
>The bag strap in the cleavage doesn't make him rock hard.
Found the (((porn))) addict guys.

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Nofap is retarded, no porn is where it's at.

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>>136932727
>getting clean without soap

oy fucking vey not possible!!

>>136926556
I'm definitely making monkeyposting a thing

I just fucked underaged whores. Fapping is a waste of time

Flag related

>>136928280
One of the most disgusting gifs I've seen on this site

>>136934906
>Nofap is retarded, no porn is where it's at.
Stopped watching the pornjew a few weeks ago. At most I use lewd photos of aryan goddesses maybe once a week or less. However I still can't go more than 2 days without fapping, sometime even twice in a day. I've had long streaks in the past but I don't think it's that healthy or productive.
Really, I just wish I could cut it down to 1-2/week without using much willpower. I've watched too much porn to get real pleasure from it at this point. Everything apart from some amateur stuff makes me feel really emptry inside.

>>136926473
Wtf? Is she pregnant? She's fat AF.

>>136926556
BBC myth busted

>>136926473
I'm in. Haven't fapped in 6days. Should we do next month while we are at it?
>>136939182
Porn has distorted your views from real life

>>136926473
Thats an underage girl you fucking pedo

>>136939093
i no fapped for 4 months and it was alright. i eat well and exercise but i don't see the big gains from abstaining that long.

>>136939410
found a piggered fatass

>>136928280

>dat clip

Fucking Mexico, why do you do this shit?

>a bed of chips or tortillas
>throw on a dozen random sweet condiments/toppings on top of it
>don't forget the Clamato!

Like seriously, wtf. At least Americans just deep fry everything. They don't take degeneracy this far.

>>136939410
>till next month?
Until you've owned your life senpai

>>136926473
Lost a few pounds,look much better
Face is clean,no acne
Energy is higher and I don't feel absolutely hopeless anymore
The bodily changes are a much needed welcome

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