HOLY SHIT

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>>136917896
Fake news

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>>136917896

>>136917953
I'm serious dude. I saw it across the border in Tennessee.

>>136917896
got me there

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>>136917896
Can confirm, just seen Anchorage fly over my house.

>>136917896
Yeah, I live here and no we didn't

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>>136917896
>learning about ww3 from some guy on 4chan, what a time to be alive

>>136918106
Yes you did. What are you, stupid?

US resident here, can confirm this is real news

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>>136918168
No, I am in my living room in Anchorage.

>>136918185
See guys, it did happen.

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>>136917953
THEY JUST HIT ANCHORAGE!!!
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-anchorage-blast-over-idUSKBN15R00R
THIS TIME REALLY HAPPENING!
ITS WAR TIME!

>>136918106
How is Alaska anon I'm thinking about moving there. Is the and cheap? Thinking about getting myself a couple acres in the wilderness.

>>136918168
It's just hard to tell the difference. Getting nuked in Alaska is pretty much the same as living there without getting nuked.

>>136918295
That's only what you want us to think.

>>136918306
links a 6 month old article
ok faggot

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>>136917896
literally happening!! wtf
Turn on news

Good

>>136918315
The government pays people to live there

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>>136917896

dump animeposter ruining anthropomorfic memes.

Just spoke to my contact at the pentagon, it's true. Happening as we speak.

>>136918306
please archive
archive.is/ULsTG4mE

>>136917896
Uhhh, Bristol Bay Alaska checking in. Still here. OP got me excited.

>>136918295
More like dead room

>>136918513
>gonna need a quick rundown

>>136918482
No way, proof? Links?

earthquake

>>136918535
You're not Alaska. You're gay.

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>>136918493

>>136918306
Nigger I live in Anchorage. Nothing happened.

The best military target in AK is the Alaska Pipeline, and it has its terminus in Valdez.

>>136917896
Weird. I didn't even realize I'd been nuked.

>>136917896
Alaska anon reporting in. Can confirm the moose are taking flight.

>>136918306
>https://www.reuters.com/article/us-anchorage-blast-over-idUSKBN15R00R
Article from 6 months ago. But I did see an eskimo fly over my house in an igloo.

>>136918315
The land is cheap. The cost of living is very high though.

>>136918106
Snow nigger

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>>136918630
nukes arent as big as people think some are as small as a small firecracker

>>136918572
-in contact with CIA niggers
-saw aliens with his own eyes at Area 52 (51 is a hoax)
-over 50% of Neanderthal genes (he's white)
-possess a cell phone with state-of-the-art encryption (an iPhone)
-rumored to have an IQ over 115

>>136918586
http://www.reuters.com/article/alaska-payment-fund-idUSL1N11N03U20150917

>>136918586
The Alaska Permanent Fund was put into place by Republicans that didnt know they were commies.

The cost of living (food, power, etc) is about 30% higher than average if you shop at the stores. Worse if you don't live in Anchorage, Juneau or Fairbanks.

If you want to rough it with a garden then food and land is cheap but you get buttfucked in diesel to run your generator and if you are smart you only run it for a few hours during the summer.

And you get the fuck out for winter. Every expensive.

>>136918656
Really? That seems like a contradictory. Ive been looking at it recently and God it seems like a paradise, 60 degrees on average all year round, hardly any sun.

>>136918711
Ohhh ok I see now.

>>136918708
1)Whiter than Jesus
2)Its summer.

>>136918445
Why post a pic of an hero?

>>136917896
wow i can see the crater from here!

>>136918861
Fake news, Alaska is the other side of the world, it's always winter there.

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>>136918840
>60 degrees on average
Nigger you're on crack it gets cold as fuck here.
Like -50F every winter. What the fuck.

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>>136918011
i heard it from texas

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>>136917896
Thanks for the rare anime girl pepes.

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>>136918889
because he has a really expressive face

>>136918796
I see, well thats interesting

>>136918961
>had
Faggots dead.

>>136918958
I want to fug it

>>136917896
it was an earthquake you cuck. and not even a big one. FAKE

>>136918932
Fairbanks and rural Alaska, yes.

Anchorage will get -20 a few times during the winter, maybe.

Southeast Alaska barley gets snow. But the summer does bring the pedo rings so you and supply the tourists with what they want.

>>136918932
thats what I read on the internet that it averages 60 , guess it was wrong but I personally love the cold weather and cant stand humid hot weather, so either which way still sounds great

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>>136917896
More pepe-chan

>>136917896
Best slide thread of the night.

>>136917896
don't joke about this stuff
we've actually been given nuke pills here
our intelligence service is the best in the world,, so it's quire alarming
we made mossad

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>>136919068
that's really not nice, he was probably just like you

>>136918535
We have faggots in Bristol Bay? Natives hate fags.

>>136918840
are you high? its 60-90 in the 4 months of summer and -50-0 in the 8 months of winter

I could see the explosion from my window

Ps: flatearthtards were probably right

>>136919110
Anchorage gets colder than that I thought. I mean I don't even come down there during the winter. But I thought it at least hit -40 on occasion.

>>136919396
Read my other post

>>136918011
Where are you in TN? I felt it in Martin.

>>136919504
Chicago

>>136918168
underrrated

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>>136917896
Press "F" for radioactive seal blubber.

>>136919127
>>136919127
During the summer that's close to the average. But that's not at all the yearly average. It depends on where you go though. South central isn't nearly as cold as the interior.

>>136919447
Very rare for Anchorage to get close to -40f. I reviewed the wiki on Anchorage climate and the all time low is -39f with average winter lows (Nov-Jan) of about -11.

>>136919583
Well tell me whats the coldest spot with the cheapest land that doesn't get any or little sun, thats my real and only question desu because Alaska seems like the perfect unpopulated dream

>>136919717
Wtf I didn't mean to type desu?

>>136919717
Cold and cheap? North Slope borough or North Star borough. Be careful of the native.

They are the only legit rape culture in the US, except for muslims.

>>136919810
newfag lurk moar. ever hear of duckroll?

God I wish it were true, I'd get off work ez

>>136919717
I'd say somewhere in the interior. We get a shit ton of sun during the summer. But it only lasts about 3 months.

>>136919855
kek I ill try thanks anon ill look into it
>>136919910
Ive honestly never had that happen before, but yeah I have only been using /pol/ for the past year

Can confirm, the butchers wife told me when she fucked me in the ass, so it must be true

>>136918011
Umm... xD ok that is kind of random XD because tennis (oops mean tennesse) does not boarder Alazka XD

>>136920572
fuckinbg EPIKC
did sh cum too lole

>>136917896
IT"S FRIED BURGER TIME!

>>136920572
What the fuck Franz?

>>136921250
meddl leute

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>>136920983
She came like an alaskan nuclear wave, white and hot, but also so cold

>>136921376
So cold...

>>136918535
fag

>>136917896
Im in alaska close enough to see a blast if there was one.


there is no happening, there will never be a happening, and OP is always a faggot.

>>136921376
hasd du etzala ein fideo gemacht wo du sie gesiezt und gemeddlt hast
haha lole xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Its just an earthquake

>>136917896
I guess its baked alaska now

>>136918570
kek

>>136918840
Anon I live in one of the most temperate areas (South Central) and even on the coast it's cold as fuck, it's not paradise because everything costs an arm and a leg

>>136921611
honestly thought it was some kind of joke alluding to that when i first clicked on the bread