ACTUALLY HAPPENING

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>>136897161

>>136897161
got any real sources?

>>136897161
They also said they will be neutral if NK strikes first.
The fact that they will defend NK if US attacked was known, now they say they will let US attack if NK attacks first.
I am feeling a false flag coming in soon where China is involved in the lie to get rid of NK.

FALSE FLAG INBOUND

>>136897344
Reuters?

>>136897161
This is good news retard
This means if they do shit we have free rain

America is baiting the Norks into launching their shitty missile which will get intercepted by THAAD immediately at which stage they'll get glassed for being the antagonist in the conflict.

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>>136897161
I'm getting really tired of these virtue signaling cocksuckers playing mind games with us,
>we should shut that fatass up forever
>WHAO WHAO HOL UP WE BOMB U IF U MESS WIT DEM

whats china gonna do if Trumps best friend Putin is the one that attacks. Let's say we agree to drop the sanctions against Russia if they strike North Korea first. China won't do shit if it's Russia and the US

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Amazing how quickly these threads keep restarting.

>>136897161
IIRC, the Chinks are treaty bound to defend the Norks unless the Norks start it. If we want to go in and kick the Nork's asses, we need to goad them into attacking us.

>>136897161
India would butt fuck them and Japan would redo Nanking. China has a shit military record

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>>136897399
checked

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>>136897161

>>136897161
>IF THE US/SOUTH ATTACKS FIRST

so its nothing

>>136897514
We're not going to glass them unless they actually get a nuke onto target.

>China says they will pour troops into NK, but totally not to annex or install a puppet state

>>136897546
That's actually a very clever idea

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>>136897161

>>136897161
Step it up, murica bro. Fuck China

>>136897668
kek this

>US false flags Guam
>oh nooo that sucks
>Attacks NK

>>136897399
China can't get rid of Best Korea because One Korea will ally with the US, and One Korea borders China.

This is China telling Kim to sit down.

>>136897399
I wouldn't stay it was known, it was just speculated in the skeptic warmongering community. Nobody has actually considered China a real ally of North Korea for the past two decades yet here they go saying they'd be willing to go to war if the US stirs the shitpot themselves.

>>136897890
Plus, all the Best Koreas will try to go to China to flee the evil South Koreans and Americans.

Get cozy gentlemen

https://youtu.be/JeczQNqSkUQ

>>136897890
So? Many other nations that are next to China are allied with US or the west in general. Would you rather have a nuke target next to you or capitalists?

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>>136897546
sounds like a reverse double maverick

>>136898191
Who? Poo in Loo?

>>136898523
Sure, but also Taiwan, Afghanistan, Bhutan, Pakis and Japan is not that far, you got Russia being neutral and not pro communism.

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>>136898523
they are our tech support soo yea

>>136897161
>trump and 800 burgernigger diplomats get cucked by putin
>now this
Lmao getting tired of winning

>>136899226
Taiwan is an island. Pakis don't like us anymore, they've just got to wait us out in Afghanistan.

One Korea would also be the most powerful of the US aligned border states.

>tfw Trump has been playing 10d chess by making friends with Putin, who will join the US in a war with China

>>136897161
The message was more a threat to the Norks than it was to America, desu senpai.

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>>136899447
kek sorry mexinigger but this next world war is for the grown ups .please gain bigger balls in order to join. maybe in the next 200 years

>>136897161

Why does china even waste time babysitting these faggots, what do they get out of it?

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>>136897161
Go to bed, /pol/, nothing is going to happen. DPRK doesn't have the capability to launch jack shit. They're just bluffing to make the US have an autistic panic attack. Nothing is going to happen.

>>136899287
Fucking gnarly

Well fuck, On to Iran. This shit is getting old, I'm getting old. Where is my happening.

>>136897399
Nah, the last thing China wants is an American puppet on their border, they already have two close by

>>136900138
There wouldn't be any difference if NK joins SK. AT ALL.

>>136899978
The potential to prevent American influence from reaching further into Asia, I'd imagine.

>>136900240
All the north Koreans would likely try to escape to China.

They're pretty sure we're the devil.

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>>136897161
china won't be able to do SHIT against america, so who gives a fuck?

>>136899978

A buffer zone.

>>136900240
Yes there will. There will be an American controlled government on China's border. If NK attacks first, the peninsula and probably Japan will be a sheet of glass. If America attacks first, it will be conventional so all those Chinks at the border will rush in to the 58th.

>>136900441
48th*

>>136900305
CIA director just 2 weeks ago called China the greatest threat to the US in the future like a dumb ass retard. China knows what's up. They are eventually on the chopping block and just like Russia, they're not putting up with this mission creep bullshit. The jig is up, we gotta go full false flag or invade Canada.

>>136900508
>>136900441
FUCKING 38TH

>>136900514
1812 rematch when?

>>136900305
(((American))))

>>136900441
Nobody's glassing anything in Korea.

Global Times even though affiliated with the government does not speak for the government.China is tired of North Korea,despite it being a buffer state they will rather have a better world image than a minor national security risk which is from US soldiers if the Two Koreas Unify.It china has a better international image,their claims in the South China Sea would be more "just and fair".They call it the South China Sea for a reason.

>>136900657
I know. So NKorea will achieve nuclear blackmail and demand withdrawal of US troops.

>>136897161
China shooting missiles 30-50km off of guam into international waters is not an attack, it's a missile test. Also Guam not covered by NATO

WW3 incoming

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>>136897161
China won't do shit we are their biggest customers

Terrible news. WW3 delayed again, god dammit.

>>136900842
North Korea not China, fuck me I probably should sleep but the happening I've waited for my whole life is around the corner.

>>136900844
They will flood NKorea with troops before the invasion starts.

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>>136897161

Did you brainlets miss the part where the Chinese newspaper said they would "remain neutral if North Korea attacks first"?

That means they're not going to stop Kim from getting steamrolled after the US initiates the false flag. It's all over for Kim. Sorry.

>https://www.reuters.com/article/us-northkorea-missiles-china-media-idUSKBN1AR005

>BEIJING (Reuters) - If North Korea launches an attack that threatens the United States then China should stay neutral, but if the United States attacks first and tries to overthrow North Korea's government China will stop them, a Chinese state-run newspaper said on Friday.

Let me repeat that first part

>BEIJING (Reuters) - If North Korea launches an attack that threatens the United States then China should stay neutral

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>>136900908
NOOOOOOOOOO!

>>136900842
Guam is part of the US even if it's not a state, and would most likely get some Article 5 shit going.

holy fuck amerishits are gonna get ANAL RAPED

>>136900801

>>136900844
We could simply give them NK and keep the mines until relations are normalized over a two year span

>>136897161
>AMERICA RELEASES PLANS TO LAUNCH PREEMPTIVE ATTACK WITH B1 BOMBERS

No they didn't.

>>136900441
No one is going to glass S.Korea or Japan
North Korea will have a tough time trying to send anything past THAADs.

>>136901121
You do realize you are RIGHT next to us?

>>136900908
Well, the Iran card is next. So we have that going..I say we just bomb the shit out of Nigera. They have submarine/helicopter hybrids now. In 3 days they can put mini-nukes on them and reach NY, with the help of media fear mongering people will believe it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WX5ErVLcfGM

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>>136900801
Forgot

>>136900842

Nope, no WW3, China gave the greenlight to the US to do its false flag special and make it look like they were acting in self defense.

It's not like China "doesn't know" about the US's ability to do false flags. It's been doing it for over 100 years with 100% success rates, everybody knows this, especially military.

China just gave the US a free pass to false flag: "If North Korea launches an attack that threatens the United States then China should stay neutral"

>>136899978
They can use north korea to nuke and we nuke north korea instead.

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I get the feelimg this has less to do with NK amd more to do with China and Russia switching to gold back'd currency. The petro dollar is on life support (see Saudi Arabia's financial woes) and we know the clock is ticking. Once the american dollar loses its place as the global currency, we are big time fucked. I think we are trying to bait China and Russia into conflict to keep their economies from stabilizing and gaining steam. A failure to keep them nigger tier leads to our version of the falling of the Roman Empire.

>>136901036
this

>>136897161
China isn't in a position to defend North Korea. They are currently having enough problems with India, Bhutan, Vietnam, and Taiwan without throwing the U.S., Japan, South Korea, and NATO in the mix.

>>136901036
No you fuck.

Everyone already assumed China wouldn't get involved, yet here they are stating they'd defend them if they don't actually launch a random nuke at their opponents to start it.

If there is suspicion that the war was started by a false flag/isn't the plan to launch missiles at Guam, China will probably invade and support to the North.

This means that
>in every outcome short of deescalation and Kim launching missiles first, the Chinese will now get involved

That's huge.

Since Japan has endured the brunt of the wildly launched missles from Pudgey Panface, and China threatens retaliation if US and/or SK preemptively stikes the norks...have Japan lower the boom on NK, While US, AU, and SK wait for the Chicoms and Ruskies

>>136897161
Well, clearly China is behind the whole thing and encouraging them. Its probably an intentional trap to start ww3. Seems like they want this shit to go hot.

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>>136901258
>correction
they are beneath us

>>136901118
German media is reporting that NATO said if Guam gets hit it doesn't trigger article 5

http://www.focus.de/politik/ausland/nato-bestaetigt-fuer-guam-gilt-keine-offizielle-beistandspflicht_id_7459171.html

Can't find this in English but in German there are multiple sources. We're sitting out this one.

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>>136897161
Fucking why? It would help them more to side with the US and SK in this. They can go in and take any resources they want when the DPRK is destroyed in a week. Why waste time defending a sinking ship

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If dwbs Plutonium Chan is cometh

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Is it just me or does it look like this fag is being fed lines?
>I like peace
>or war
pic related

>http://archive.is/X1C3b shit archive tho
http://www.guampdn.com/story/news/2017/08/10/north-korea-considers-mid-august-attack-plan-against-guam/554932001/

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Biblical NK crisis:

>>136900997
>>136900997
>>136900997

>>136901625
They said it likely wouldn't trigger, and it might not.

Says nothing about sitting out, quite the opposite, even.

>>136901517
That and the fact that our CIA DIRECTOR said China was a threat...and a then China responding with "Go fuck yourself" doesn't seem like this is some sort of reach around *wink wink* deal.
WW3 is off...for now.
http://freebeacon.com/national-security/china-criticizes-cia-director-comments/

>>136901298
You forgot to add "samurai boyfuckers" on the left panel

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>>136901598
>they literally eat our shit
No wonder they are brown

>>136897161
Time to engineer a false flag attack. Maybe fuck with their missile guidance on the next test and send it to guam.

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>>136897161
>>136901469
God I fucking hate Chyna. Perhaps the world will soon get tired of their mercury laced plastic shit and get together to rape them in the ass.

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yes, let us attack them both.

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>>136901918
yes and don't buy chinese made shit

>>136901918
nanking was a hoax

>>136901258
Unfortunately

>>136901341
inv4 nork hijackers ram a plane into the space needle or some shit.

>>136897588
It's a good thing we have a verified military expert here, cause it seems like some people are just spewing shit out their asses.

>>136901918
what world? The cucked Europe? Japan and their non existant military? Israel?
It's only you friend.

>>136897161
China is absolutely right and rightful in this case, the US have no place in there to begin with.

>>136902802
>threaten to attack the US and its allies
>they're justified

South Italy I presume

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>>136898141
anon, thank you for this

i have never been comfier

PAY ATTENTION

This also says that China will remain neutral if N Korea attacks first.

>>136897161

China has had forever to fix the problem. They like N. Korea like it is. They can fuck off.

China wants to look hard. China needs to worry about india and the sale of the trash they manufacture. The US will not tolerate threats of nuclear attack in exchange for gimmedats

>>136897501
>free rain

>>136903062
What counts as an attack? If they shoot a missile in towards Guam or NK and we rain hell fire on them will they be cool.

>>136897713
It's clever, but ultimately Russia is much more of an existential threat than North Korea let's be honest. Lifting Russian sanctions would further empower Putin and friends, and their nukes actually matter.

>>136903602
I would imagine so. China wouldn't really be able to say anything.

>>136899978
misdirection so china can hurt us.
>i-it's not us, it's nk!
and the entire time, china is guiding them and telling them what to do.

>>136899287
What the fuck causes that kind of stool?

>>136897161
Alright, lets see if the chinks can fight the burgers and the poos at the same time.

>>136903062
We are and assumed this beforehand.

We're losing our shit because China is actually suggesting they'd support them if the US launched a preemptive attack, which has been Trump's modus operandi for this kind of thing so far. Meaning there's now a large possibility that China could get involved in the war if China hits them first or causes an obvious false flag.

>>136897161
>CHINA SAYS
>newspaper opinion says
>China should say...
>muh state-run
>is probably less state controlled, more critical of the state and publishes more diverse and contradicting opinions than (((BBC))), (((CNN))) and (((ZDF)))
>China ends up filing complaint to the UN and just veto anything against Norks

Trump cucks proof they are not better than lib cucks

You like how nome of this matters at all

>>136903461
>inb4 kikes charge for rain

>>136903461
But it's a hard rain gonna fall

>>136897546
You piece of shit Russian Shill. GTFO. You don't deserve to have that flag above your post. Commiecuck

>>136897161
CMON WAR CHINA HAS TO FACE THE FURY ALONGSIDE THEIR BUDDIES SET ABLAZE.

>>136904010
>Meaning there's now a large possibility that China could get involved in the war if USA* hits them first or causes an obvious false flag.
That would be a very weak position for China to take. They can either deal with refugees or get involved in a war where they're surrounded on all sides.
If Russia joins in, They'd be double enveloped. They're in a very weak position and they should know it.

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More than 100 stealth egg attacks baffle one Euclid homeowner and police (photos and video) EUCLID, Ohio -- An 85-year-old Euclid man's home has become the target of mysterious egging attacks that began in March 2014 and haven't stopped. The continuous onslaught of eggs has baffled police, neighbors and local government officials who have tried and failed to identify the source of the attacks that have ruined the man's home and kept his family on edge. "The accuracy is phenomenal," Albert Clemens, Sr. said. "Because almost every time when it's nice weather and they launch five or six of these at a time, they almost invariably hit the front door." Clemens green two-story house sits on the corner of Wilmore Avenue and East 210th Street. He and his wife bought the home as newlyweds about 60 years ago. Though his wife has since passed away, Clemens still lives there with his 49-year-old daughter and 51-year-old son. The house has been pelted with eggs several times a week -- sometimes more than once a day -- for the past year. The attacks always happen after dark and last around 10 minutes each. The family has been awoken as late as 2 a.m. by what sounds like the crack of a gunshot against the aluminum siding or front door. Clemens and police believe the eggs are being launched from a block or two away. The siding on the front of Clemens' home is destroyed, splattered with dried egg residue that stripped off the paint. Other than a few rogue eggs that hit nearby homes, no other neighbors have been targeted. "Somebody is deeply, deeply angry at somebody in that household for some reason," Euclid Lt. Mitch Houser said. Winter offered a short respite for the family, as the egging became less frequent during the cold weather. But both Clemens and police anticipate the attacks picking back up as the snow and ice thaw. An unsolved mystery Euclid police have not taken the investigation lightly.

>>136902802
>>>/leftypol/

>>136903862
Good, because knowing NK they probably can't help themselves and will launch something before the weekend

>>136897161
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhaiWVe0zac

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>>136897161
Hillary's army

>spy for china

You mean with a cloth???

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>>136904556
No HillDoe, with a Pizza~Related handkerchief

>>136902963
>actually being scared by north korea
fuck off underage
really getting poor with the excuses in order to invade more small countries and set military bases closer to china and russia

aren't syria and iran and muh russian spoopy stories enough to milk all of the taxpayer money into the military?
b-but trump is different!!!
kek

>>136897161

Where were you when WWIII was confirmed?

I've never been this close to shitting my pants.

>>136900441
>implying we'd waste money with more military bases north of the 38th.
We've no reason to arm the border to China.

>>136904440
To be honest I agree with you and I think that actually wanting to defend them doesn't make sense, but evidently they do.

I never expected Chinks to be reasonable though.

>>136903910
bunch of pudding and crushed oreo cookies put into a plunger attached to a hose hidden between her legs

>>136900343
Not today, they have smuggled Hollywood movies.

>>136904501
t. autistic trump cocksucker
when you begin to worship something that started as a meme and is still an incompetent you may be confused with either an underage or an american

>>136904462
WTF kind of keyboard is that?

>>136901670
That's the plan. Kim thinks China is on his side and will fall for it.

>>136904699
>shitposting between trump and kim
>happening
just like the russian jet smacked down by turks etc

>>136897161
How would they defend them?
Go to war with the US?

>>136905127
>implying the US would attack first now that China has set its rules
it's like China is definitely looking for a united Korea allied to the US

>>136905127
Like the first Korean war probably.

>secretly pour soldiers into DPRK
>operate alongside them pretending they're Koreans
>get discovered, say they're a volunteer army

>>136904544
Idk, it'd be suicide but they've honestly been put in an increasingly bad situation.
>>136904764
>Chinks being reasonable
The Chinese aren't. The Norks aren't.
Everyone else seems to be and not real thrilled to be so close to China, their artificial islands, and their military expansionism.
At least the US is thousands of miles away and not really interested in Asia because we already have a shitload of influence.

>>136900408
Nukes on Taiwan when

>>136904684
I never said I was afraid of NK or an attack on the continental US. Sure they can't hit us but they could strike Japan and SK no problem.

>aren't syria and iran and muh russian spoopy stories enough to milk all of the taxpayer money into the military?
>b-but trump is different!!!
It's different because North Korea openly threats and shows that it's willing to attack the US and its allies by popping off missiles and flexing. I would've had no problem if Obama blew that shitty communist spec off the face of the Earth and reunited the peninsula. North Korea is and has been a problem for decades that should have been dealt with.

>>136905352
I appreciate your optimism, and I say this with regret, you underestimate the perpetual war machine that is washington DC.

>>136897606
that pic, fucking kek

>>136905422
I appreciate that answer, that makes a lot of sense.
Make it an absolutely miserable war that can never really be won.

>>136905011
That would be hilarious. I'd love to see Kim get a huge ego and go for it but then China leaves him high and dry

>>136905442
It would be a slaughter. A few US air strikes and then the SK's come in on the ground.

>>136897606
AREX JONES!

>>136905777
**AREX RONES

They'll get fuking wrecked China has always had a weak military, gets defeated more than France.

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>>136905442
Yeah we have most of SE Asia sphered already, China still only really has N. Korea, which is why China would certainly defend it if we attacked first, but won't get involved in a war with another GP if N. Korea goes all suicidal.

But neither of those things are going to happen because North Korea is just a semi annual meme that gets everyone's jimmies rustled for a few weeks.

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Its always happening
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6f4DT0jh0Vk

>>136905723
China has a fuckton of manpower. Something like 200mil military aged males.

>>136905879
Actually since WWII the PRC has won basically every conflict they've fought to my knowledge.

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ITS A FAP

ORIGINADO

ITS A FAP

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Who else thinks Donald J. Trump™ will drob a big bomb on Kimmy and BLOW him away? What if the bomb has no effect? Kimmy is so much fat and a bomb can only do so much damage

>>136897399
The Men who run the world. They are no different from us, that which causes neighbor to fight with neighbor is that which causes kings to contend with kings.

>>136897668
shhh, everyone knows this, just let people talk.

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>>136906037
sounds like a good theory. lets put that boat into the water and see if it floats

>>136906020
>200mil military aged males
They have not the technology.

Pack it up boys, we got an Iranian nuclear deal that's going to be conveniently "violated" in the coming months. Looks like this whole NK thing is turning out to be a dud.

>>136906020

>200mil military aged males

useless in modern warfare. only boon is occupation and counter-guerilla forces combined with China treating them like disposable drones.

otherwise its just a big resource drain of untrained lemmings

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>>136905538
NK has the same small country / napoleon complex like the baltic and ukraine, it's easier to ignore them

sucks for the north koreans tho
can't really tell if they are some sort of sectarian state or are still sane but forced to play the dear leader worship, shit's ridiculous

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztcLh-cTJfs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uYTS93Tv1Y

>>136897399
NK is going, kek wills it

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>>136897161
>LAUNCH PREEMPTIVE ATTACK WITH B1 BOMBERS


We'll never see the real bomb drop, will we lads?

>>136906415
Well China has been god tier asymmetrical fighters since WWII. The whole People's War concept is about widespread guerilla warfare, plus they've probably hoarded enough weapons to arm them all if they had to.

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>>136897514
Ya think you're hot shit, dontcha?!

>>136897344
I guess Chrissy Cuomo has to stop advocating wieners in the girl's room long enough to report for it to be 'real'?

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>>136906415
China doesn't issue body armor and does issue the shittiest helmets. Their command structure is retarded since all orders company level and above require 2 sets of signatures, from the military and political commander.

>>136906569
Which makes since but no one is stupid enough or even capable of attacking and occupying mainland China. Same goes for the US and Russia. All three are nuclear powers and are massive landmasses and logistical nightmares.

>>136906569
When was the last time China been at war?
Do you think their men are brave enough?

>>136906436
They've be ignored but yet they continue to pop off and threaten. Now they're swinging they're dicks around screaming they have nukes, see how far that got us? I know they don't have anything near what the Pentagon is saying but NK is going to have to learn eventually.

>>136905762
>A few US air strikes and then the SK's come in on the ground.
I wouldn't go that far. I'm not sure if you're up on the geography of the DMZ but just crossing the minefield would be horrifying, not to mention that N Korea is a mountainous desert area.
>>136905922
>But neither of those things are going to happen because North Korea is just a semi annual meme that gets everyone's jimmies rustled for a few weeks.
The difference being that Kim Jung Un is much worse than his father, much less intelligent and increasingly difficult to deal with, and now has launchable nukes.
It warrants real consideration.

>>136906415
I see his point though:, having a huge power next to a country, think iran next to iraq, that is hostile is probably enough to make the aftermath of a military victory a disaster. No doubt US would quickly win the war but it's the aftermath that determines whether or not the war was worth it.

>>136906663
WTF?

>>136906547
Not unless you believe the Low Earth Orbit Rail Gun hype.

>>136897161
fuck china if they want to defend kimmy, let them we can give bejing the neutron bomb instead motherfuckers

>>136906663
What happened on the vid

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>>136906911
>6911
wew lad nice numbs

>>136905762
North Korea have made it very difficult for anyone to just march in. They even have decoy statues and buildings set up that are filled with explosives and can be detonated to kill dozens, but imagine that on a large scale all along the edge of the DMZ.

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>>136897161
Fuck. China.

>>136906037
now that's some astute, cogent analysis. have you published anything in Foreign Affairs? You're at the Kennedy School, aren't you? Or SIPA at Columbia?

>>136897890
You do realize if North Korea is destroyed the land becomes china and not south korea's

>>136906020
>Actually since WWII the PRC has won basically every conflict they've fought to my knowledge.
That's because they haven't fought anybody. They would be decimated by the US.

>>136906569

Not really. They've been welfare tier fighters, existing as we allow them to exist. Korea was our decision, not their victory. We shapes the world as we wanted it, and that's how it exists today. If we wanted to conquer, we could have.

Btw I don't think you understand what the majority of China is. Everything modern in China is the part which is an extension of Western economy. That includes the wealth, skill, and status in the populace. The rest of China is underdeveloped, poor, uneducated, and a non-factor in the modern world.

Now consider that the US could take 5 recessions to its economy and shake it off. No other country or even group of countries on Earth can do that. China would collapse with just one bad recession. It wouldn't be able to do shit militarily because all of its focus would be on its own population.

It's simply not possible for China to face off against the US.

>>136906663
Explain!!!!

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>>136897514
but what about the NK people??? they are all innocent ! u can't just go and nuke everything. u really think the people want to be bombed to hell?

Can't we get some people to sneak into NK and fire missiles at US land that is not occupied so we can bomb NK? I'm tired of these games.

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>>136907014
nerve gas

>>136907269
We know, if we fight him, he wins.

>>136906809
>>136907126
Yeah I am exaggerating a good bit, but I still believe the conflict would be relatively quick. Shouldn't underestimate your enemy but with NK it's hard not to

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>>136907269
what about the SK? the first ones to be bombed by the NK if they go to war with USA is the South

>>136900801
Holy shit his head shoots off like a rocket.
That is the funniest shit I have seen all night.

>>136907482
win-win?

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>North Korea attacks Cali
>Democrats never win another presidential election
>Trump is seen as a war hero because of his swift and deadly retaliation
>We get a spot on the border right next to China to keep an eye on them

Guys I don't see any problem here.

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>>136901517
>Implying any false flag has ever been publicly called a false flag by any "credible" source

Are you new or something?

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>>136907447
ITS DE JOOOS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>136907269
I'm actually concerned about the civilians. People in the US are getting nervous, but it's nothing compared to what the NK public must be going through. They either get nuked, forced to die at war, or are executed/locked up for life for refusing to fight. I'm sure a big chunk of them want Kim gone as well, they're not all oblivious.

>>136907400
exactly! glad there are some smart people posting here for once

>>136906708

No need to anyways.

Also a fun fact: the US has the best natural defenses and defensive land mass in the world. If all heavy weapons and super weapons disappeared from the US arsenal tomorrow, the entire Chinese and Russian armies couldn't conquer the US short of nuking the whole thing. Small arms + land mass is enough to ensure the US can't possibly be occupied by invaders no matter their airforce, tanks etc.

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>>136907363
what a shocking conclusion! >:3

>>136907313
Like, Guam?

>>136897161
Nk is china's golem. Trump is calling china's bluff and has the backing of all of china's neighbors. India is marching toward China right now.

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>>136907536
Are you sure about that?

>>136907412
I don't think anyone is underestimating them, at least in this administration.
They could torch off Seoul. S Korea has been prepping for well over a year for this to happen.
Everyone is just trying to get ahead of the problem. N. Korea with 4 nukes is a lot less dangerous than N Korea with 40 nukes.

>>136907400
Poor Canada, one day you might grow a pair that all your men could pass around.

>>136907563
fuck em'

>>136901298
>honorable
>raping and murdering women and children, conducting experiments on pows, denying everything

Choose one faggot

>>136907711
I completely agree that's why I hope we see the fall of the DPRK before the end of 2017. I'm just jumping the gun on the whole conflict

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>>136907730
thanks mexibro i have been hunting for that vid for a while now ^_^

>>136897161
>trusting China or Chinese people

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>>136897747
kek

how will (((usa))) even survive when they can't keep destroying other countries and stealing their resources

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Military men are just dumb, stupid animals to be used as pawns in foreign policy.

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>>136907955
That's because the india threads are now unheard of.

>>136907984
An army must inevitably consist of the scum of the people and all those for which society has no use.

>>136906846
>>136907255

a wire or something

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>>136907984

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>>136907540
yes but we sadly have some aussie bros down there for best internet speed mondays and they need to be warned of kimmie janga un's plot

>>136907590
russia is pretty cold desu

>>136898141
EDP's Hairline1 year ago
North Korea declares war on the U.S, may kek be with us.
1

>>136908040
pajeet sweeper

>>136897161
Surprise, the Chinese are a bunch of douchebags who hate westerners and love oppression! Who'da thunk

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>>136908040

>>136897161
SINK THE CHINKS

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>>136908271

>>136908271
the vid sorta makes the cars and truck seem like they just came out of hyper jump kek

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>>136908345
+1

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>>136897161

>>136907924
It's a delicate situation.
China needs N Korea coal for their steel production.
N Korean coal is hard coal which is better for making coke than China's soft coal.
N Korea also has a shitload of metals like tungsten. It's also sitting on a lot of gold.
There's a damn good reason why China has been doing business with N Korea.
But the cost benefits have been terrible for over a decade now.

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>>136908345

http://edition.cnn.com/2017/08/10/politics/china-us-maritime-dispute/index.html

>>136900029
This

Drumpf is not going to risk a war with China, and Norks would never strike first since they know that China won't have their back if they do.

The happening is officially called off.

>>136908432
Let's archive it https://archive.is/xlh5h

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>>136908171
That ain't why Aussie dudes go there.

>>136897161
China won't do shit. Like Kim it's all big talk. In this case the Norks act as a useful buffer to help keep China's oriental rivals in check much like Kim's big talk is all about trying to scare people into sending him gibs. If the shit hits the fan on the Korean Question then the Chinks will just slither back and accept it and probably whine at the Jewnited Nations some.

>>136908271
How fucking stupid do you have to be.

>>136908427
>hangul
>a filmed video

That's South Korean.

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>>136908271
>chinese military mobilized its troops and weaponry to the DMZ
>half of the convoy is FUBAR because of accidents like these webm's

lel. gooks don't stand a chance against the good ol' USA

>>136908191

Yeah, but US has large areas which are just as impassable but completely survivable forever by defending troops.

Kim launches on guam as a test, we shoot it down and claim it was an attack with live warheads. Then rain down hellfire.

>>136899226
>Afghanistan
The chinks run the mineral extraction game there so they're not scared one bit.

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>>136908550
Thanks.

We will launch a devastating coconut barrage at China if they interfere. Then we will karate chop N. Korea in the nuts. In the second phase of operations we will force them to take in boatloads of Niggergees from Africa and destroy them from the inside.

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>>136908688

>>136908688
As many times as I've seen this, I still can't figure out the guy just vanishing with the light post hitting him

>>136908688

>pedals faster
>believes he's out of danger
>nailed by a light post
>set on fire
>truck runs him over anyway

And God said, "Fuck this guy in particular".

>>136908688
Jesus Christ that poor bastard who got the traffic lights dropped on him.

>>136908416
Those reasons are why I thought China would be better off abandoning NK and allying with the US and SK. They continue to get the resources, and maybe more, if they help us

>>136900305
This is completely true. I'm an American, went to Waseda University grad program for IR. Full of Chinese and some CCP thugs, most likely spies. They basically psychologically tortured me to symbolize the waning of American influence in Asia and solidify their control of the school. The Chinks must be dealt with.

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>>136908843
lel thats fucking savage XD

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who /morethanready/ to see the us military do a real fucking war. none of softcock shit. high technology and heavy ordinance in stunning 4k 60fps drone footage.

>>136908907
>Those reasons are why I thought China would be better off abandoning NK and allying with the US and SK. They continue to get the resources, and maybe more, if they help us
Heavy metals hold radioactivity. They can't do anything with radioactive tungsten. It really depends on how we respond or act against N Korea. Like I said earlier, it's delicate.

>>136908952
It's pretty exciting that there's an outside chance we might see some footage of Norks getting BRRT'd.

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>>136908952
Nothing is going to happen pajeet, keep it in your pants or use the LOO.

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>>136907447

Yeah how can we trust any of this shit we're hearing about?

Every one of you is depending on reports from some other asshole doing his "job".

Why do you so easily trust that random guy to do his job right?

>>136908918
Pajeet/Mecha Gundam/Burger broship when

>>136906833

The aftermath would be worse for China.

You're thinking in terms of occupation, and that's also different because Iraq's situation is entirely due to Iraqis. The US wasn't conquering Iraq, it was trying to get Iraqis to take the responsibility of running their nation. US leaders were butting their head against a wall in frustration as Iraqis fucked up the idea of a representative parliament, continued to in-fight, couldn't form a cohesive and effective military due to cultural issues and corruption, and basically acted like irresponsible tards who didn't care about the idea of a having a country, which culminated in ISIS taking whatever they wanted.

That wouldn't happen with Korea, because Korean culture and the Korean people are not Iraq. If ISIS happened near South Korea the way it happened in Iraq, ISIS would have been driven back and destroyed before it ever got going.

Contrary to leftist propaganda, countries and peoples aren't replaceable. Conflicts and problems inherent in them aren't either. A unified Korea is absolutely a US boon, and a headache for China. And the more messy NK would be, the worse for China it would be... nothing like Iraq and Iran.

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>>136908952
fuck yeah
For once in my lifetime I will get to see the US bomb people who aren't my kin so I can enjoy watching it without feeling guilt.

>>136897501
>rain

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>>136909198
may it has to do with us being promised a happening and we have yet to receive one?

>>136907973
kek

how will (((sweden))) survive when the usa isn't fucking up third world countries and bringing all the cultural enrichment to sweden

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>>136909358
>For once in my lifetime I will get to see the US bomb people who aren't my kin
Top kek fella.

>>136902157
why are they such shitty fucking drivers

>>136909342
Writing a book about it to do what I can to help trigger the war. People are finally starting to understand the Chink menace.

>>136909587
poor spatial perception.

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>>136909569
god no wonder chinkoids are moving to leafland

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>>136902157
I owned a chinese motorcycle a while ago and had a fire right under the gas tank, i dropped the fucker and ran but it didn't explode, i was able to ride it back home once i removed most of the harness.

>>136909667
kekkles

>>136904462
Maybe the old fuck shouldn't have his incestual kids living under his roof.

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>murrican and gookistan nuke eachother
>Article 5 no trigger
>Europe sitting comfy while murrican goes to hell
>Resumes it's rightful place as ruler of the globe again
Can't wait tbqh familia

>>136904955
DataHand

>>136909915
once you get that commie bitch merkel and the mudslimes out then maybe you may rise again. also don't forget the faggots

>>136907590
What about the injuns?

>>136897161
August 11 - NK launches another missile test
August 12 - US flies within 0.5 mile of NK plane
August 13 - China accidentally

>>136899978
Money

North Korea is a nation state filled with resources, and heavy sanctions. The only nations that can exploit that are Russia and China.

You get cheap and reliable labor, cheap resources, and an ally who won't condemn your 'human rights record'.

>>136904462
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3775480/Man-accused-egging-home-100-plus-times-sentenced.html

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>>136907590
we sorta have shit tier power grid system. but i wouldn't worry about an emp : 3

>>136897161
hurr durr chinas gonna kill 98% of their trade aka the west for some nork coal.. West will regain power after a little bit of manufacturing growth vs demand. china will be back to grass huts and bikes 1 decade max.

>>136910271
>filled with resources
no, it's not filled with resources
so dumb you believe propaganda

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>>136910383
wouldn't be the first mistake those commies made

>>136909587
no peripheral vision you dumbass.

>>136907813
>muh wimmin n chillun

All posts ITT are made with computers made in China.

We are fucked lads.

>>136904766
I've never been more appreciative of a killjoy.

>>136910540
Mine was made by a British black boy.

>>136910540
And you think China wants to lose profit?

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>>136910507
i always thought that chinks knew of the stereotype and sought to always exceed expectations.

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>>136910260
>China accidentally
93mb of .rar files?

we're fucked.

>>136897890
I really don't think the border thing matters that much anymore. We already have bases within a couple hundred miles, and any hypothetical US/China conflict would involve enough missiles and bombs to flatten the place before any kind of land invasion was even considered.

Plus if Korea was united under the South, it would be a lot more difficult for the US to justify having even it's current SK bases, let alone new bases in Northern Korea.

>>136910540
Does it really matter tho? You can defeat china but it's no like they're gonna disappear, the land will still be there...

>>136910271
they're just a puppet. some sort of useful intermediary for criminal enterprise -- with the status of a nation-state. north korea is heavy into counterfeiting, drug trafficking, human trafficking, weapons trafficking, terrorism, extortion, kidnapping, and on and on. their worst crime in actuality is not having a central bank, but i digress. the north koreans are gangsters that posses chemical, biological and nuclear weapons.

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What I don't get is why out of all the places to bomb, NK picked the only island with a THAAD missile defense system in the area. Its like he wants to look tough, but knows he won't do anything so he picked a target that obviously can defend itself.

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>>136910370
>transformers blow
>replaced in major (commercial) cities within a week (sorry Chicago etc.)
>a few months to a year to replace inacountry
>ports and oil secured first
>keep agro running
>problems
>solutions
>etc.
>price of copper spikes
>Profit? Yes, privately. Public? No.
>we survive
>chink status: sunk
>Trump 2020

>>136897161
I hope this is true.

ANCHORAGE JUST GOT HIT

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-anchorage-blast-over-idUSKBN1AH58J

>>136910599
said the 99 to the 66 :3

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>>136897161

>>136910876
kys

>>136910431
It's a huge, mountainous land mass
http://www.mining.com/largest-known-rare-earth-deposit-discovered-in-north-korea-86139/

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>>136910876

>>136910876
Nice oil.

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>>136910854
yea but a week is all it takes for the niggers and chicano/mexiniggers to riot and steal and generally do damage. will it be crippling no. but i still wouldn't want niggers rioting period. then again i do feel better just slightly better knowing that my sawed-off shotgun is loaded

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>>136910876

>tfw it's actually happening

>>136901778
Plutonium? How about antimatter?

>>136910876
well if the whole fallout scenario plays out all i have to say see you later smooth skins.

>>136897546
Trump doesn't have the power to drop the sanctions on Russia, that's what the Dem+RINO bill did.

>>136908427
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwUQTCJTuqI

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>>136910876

Gear up boys. It's been an honor.

>>136908271
It's like being in the proximity of a truck in China is an automatic death sentence

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>>136911418
but he could concede syria for korea to stick it to the chinese; giving america a stronger hand on trade and territorial issues in asia.

>>136911244
Oh...fuck

>>136899646
>Taiwan is an island.
It's placed next to their big industrial, and population centre. Not to mention that it cut the PRC sea access in two. That's why the PRC is so autistically obsessed by this insignificant island, beside national pride.

>>136901448
100% this
America's survival depends on fucking China need to get them into war with india too

>>136911499
>performed by: the shannon quartet 1926
that was 91 years ago.

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>>136911142
>problems
>solutions
>etc.
>shall not...
>etc.