tfw...You Live in Ohio...free and clear.

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>>136896641
seems ideal to me

>>136896641
Isn't that circle curved the wrong way?

>>136896641
Who the fuck would waste a nuke on Ohio.

Coastal cities are the first to go. Good thing they're all liberal.

>>136896641
Cross your fingers for LA!

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Taepo Dong 2 missile

>>136896641
614 here. I'll be comfy when the bombs fall.

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Good to live in Texas (not the panhandle and El Paso)

It's curved the wrong way because a flat map is not the same as a globe. You are seeing the distortion caused by the mercator projection.

>>136896641
nuclear winter couldn't make Ohio any less appealing. 216 reporting

>Texas
>Minority-Majority State
>El Paso is gone, 95% spics
>Yay
>Panhandle is gone, 90% whites
>No

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>>136896761
I hope they eradicate California.
Good fucking riddance

>>136896641
Nuclear fall out can still hit you faggots.

>>136897336
Yeah, found a tool that shows it, click on NK and you can see the actual range, its basically the whole civilized world. minus some parts of america/canada

>>136897658
>>136897336

http://obeattie.github.io/gmaps-radius/?radiusInput=10000&unitSelector=km&lat=11.754694&lng=-166.378863&z=2&u=km&r=10000

>>136896819
keep in mind that the earth is a sphere

Stop trying to meme a nuclear war. The world's propagandists need to get their collective heads checked. They think perception equals reality.

Everyone knows North Korea is a psy-op. It is universally regarded as a state that is incapable of sustaining itself without constant psychological operations against its people. North Korea's entire domestic and international reputation is for being a psy-op.

You intend to use THAT to distract from the international pedophilia crisis?

digits and San Fran gets nuked

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>>136896641
oy vey goy, thanks for the soon to be new bank

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>>136896641
>only the shit stain states are "in range"

good deal. they wipe out some communist rodents along the coast and the USA gets to wipe NK from the face of the planet. everybody worth a damn wins.

>>136897734
>muh psyop
Have you seen there military parades? Don't forget they have the fourth largest standing army on the planet.

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>>136896641
BEHOLD THE POWER...OF THE TAEPO DONG!!!

>>136896641
Oh no. Please dont nuke LA, Portland, Seattle, Las Vegas or Chicago. Please. Stop.

>>136897734
>wanting the norks to get the sub tech to launch nukes from them and have them stationed around the globe in about a decade
i mean if thats the fucking future you want then by all means, ignore north korea

>>136896641
I'm upset that I live in Ohio. Something about going out with the rest of the world in a nuclear holocaust is relaxing.

>>136897935
They're barely standing tho, because the soldiers are starving

>>136896641
Im pretty sure that's a day time/night time image...
If that diagram were accurate, then the gooks would be somewhere in the southern hemisphere near brazil.

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>>136896641
>NK wants to nuke the US
>LA would be too obvious
>Seattle is whatever
>Chicago is just on the edge of the circle and NK doesn't want to risk fucking up a first strike
>Minneapolis and St. Paul are close together, show off the range of the missiles, and show no where is safe

I really fucking hate living in this Somalie riddled state

>>136896641

PA master race. Will have to repopulate our great land by impregnating a bunch of Amish

>>136897734
also they have shot a missile into japans territory
they have violated the NAP

>>136898183
ohio is not in range

>>136898264
I hate my life every time I'm there

What the fuck is with all the somalies???

>>136898270
The Amish will save us by teaching us how to survive without technology.

>Gods country East Texas is untouched

>>136897734
I for one am in favor of a nuclear war with a limited ability state. We get a population center cleansed, congress turns majority republican for a few decades because leftists lose a majority of districts, and we get to glass a couple hundred miles of land and get sick gopro footage.

>>136896641
How is this different from literally every single other nuclear missile?

>>136896641
Globe Earth Theory BTFO

>>136898264
Would Rochester be affected?
If not go ahead

>>136897445
We could use a good nuclear winter, the last couple haven't been nearly cold enough

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>tfw Bangor ME gets hit

>>136898549
It could also just be a trace of the path of the ISS

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>>136896641
>tfw your brother moved out west, works construction and is a conservative

Not everyone in California is bad guys I swear

At least I can be in upstate NY and starve to death in the cold

Also you can only post in this thread if your state is out of range.

/survivor general/

>>136897080
bud we have tons of prime targets, if they ever get the range we'll be one of the first ones hit (((I reckon)))

>>136896641
Where is the proof they actually had a successful test.

>>136896641
i live in western michigan

am i going to be ok? :(

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>>136896641
>Tfw you live in New England
HAHAAHAHAHA sucks to suck faggots

>>136897935
There's a huge fucking drop off after the first two. Way to exaggerate bud.

>>136896641
440 here in Ohio /comfy/ for when the nukes drop.

>>136899031
Kalamazoo?

>>136896641
what if they attack from a sub?

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>>136896641
SAFE!

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>>136896641
yfw your dreams come true despite no work on your part

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>>136898828
That's why Californians are realistically hoping only SF or LA turn out to be collateral

>>136899197
>what is fallout

>>136896641

Texas,NYC,Florida all safe

will be okay brehs

>>136899105
lol nooooo, only niggers and WMU grads live in the zoo

mid way up the mitten

>>136898745
why the fuck would kimmy waste a nuke on bangor ?

>>136899143
north korean subs can't get over here, and launching a missile from a sub is multiple times more complicated than launching it from land.

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>>136899197
jersey reporting in

you think they could make missles that only kill niggers, mexicans and indians?

that would be progress

>heritage foundation

Sure, seems legit

>>136896641
>dong missile

>>136899403
>north korean subs can't get over here

why? have your oceans dried up?

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>>136896641
Who here comfy in the east?

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>>136899282
He lives in San Fran though

>>136896641
Haha cant reach me in texas!

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>>136896641
Best Korea launches rockets most of which fail before leaving the atmosphere. They have no reentry vehicle, no known guidance systems. No known BK test proves any of these capabilities. They have nothing but dumb rockets that work for a few hundred miles, with luck.

>>136896641
How much radiation will spill over into the east coast though?

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>>136896641

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>>136896641
The US is moving all their strategic assets to protect the Western front of the coast.

North Korea could possibly have a submarine traverse to the eastern seaboard and launch a missile from the sea, undetected.

These are the same seas that a Russian submarine was caught several miles away from Manhattan at the very last minute.

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>>136896819
that's what great circle routes look like on 2d maps

What happens if they successfully nuke Yellowstone?

>>136899485
They just don't have nuclear subs anon

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I live in Ohio, am safe and clear. Good because I need to go to Cedar Point still.

Also, how does this map reconcile with flat-earthers?

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>>136899684
nork does not have the ability to launch nuclear missiles from submarines, even if they did they would never make it to our coast

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Looks like the South will rise again afterall. Out of the ashes of America will be the New Confederacy led by Trumpenfuhrer.

>>136896641
hope they try to nuke LA and end up nuking tijuana lmao

>>136896641
Just chilling over here in Florida

The only good thing about living in Florida right now

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>>136899551
Sorry goy but the maynstreem meteor thats been lying to me for the last half century told me theyre close to nukes in ICBMs and that I should be scared. War and death is the true American patriots way

>>136899758
can confirm flat earth, i drove thru ohio once and i felt like i feel off the face of the earth

Shame it cant reach into places like Baltimore, Philadelphia, Boston, new york, or some other deserving eastern shithole.

>>136899983
RIP me.

>>136899818
They have submarines, but it wouldn't have to be nuclear weapons, a missile launched < 50 miles from a large city would still have a devastating impact.

http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/us-detects-north-korea-committing-highly-unusual-submarine-activity-report/article/2630252

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>>136896641
WAIT HOLD THE FUCK ON EVERYONE. THIS SHIIT LOOKS SUSPICIOUS.

SOMEONE POST THE SOLAR ECLIPSE PATH RIGHT FUCKING NOW. FIND WHERE THE LINES INTERESCT. FUCK YOU FAGGOTS, I'M ONTO SOMETHING DAMMIT

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>>136896641
>cant bomb jew york city
SAD

>>136896641
>mfw Trump makes a deal with Kim and they nuke Mexico by "accident".
We need to meme it into reality.

>>136900169
Somewhere in Kansas or Montana. Why?

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coloradofag here. please end my suffering, kim

>>136900253
JUST DO IT ANYWAY.

>>136896819
>t. brainlet

>>136899376
Midland maybe?

Midland has Dow Chemical. I was always told by my dad it'd be a prime place to drop a nuke... o_o;;

>>136896641
oh thank God, missiles will barely effect me

>>136900169
well no shit they intersect
chinese and russian missile ranges intersect too
what is your point

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>>136896641
>TX
Drink your Numbskull Iodine, faggot fools...!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL...
KEKEKEKEKEKEKEK...
CÛCKEDCÛCKEDCÛCKEDCÛCKEDCÛCKED...

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>>136896641
our dream of having california nuked might come true

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>>136900169
HOLY SHIT IT'S NOTHING

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>>136897935
Funny how those fourth largest armies always seem to get butt fucked by the long dick of democracy.

>>136896641
A few Nork nukes would probably be an improvement to my state desu.

>>136896908
How many ships are at Norfolk right now?

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>>136900623
Democracy?

where is there democracy?

do you know what the word means?

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>>136900609
BEST TIMELINE

>>136897576
Hope they nuke you cunt. I live in LA

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They called the rocket "Dong"?
Fuck.
>DONG HITS CALIFORNIA

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QUICK! TO THE HONECKER BUNKER!

>>136900619
RIP Jefferson City

>>136900619
>Missouri
>Mozzou

You fools. Kim is attempting to kill thousands of niggers.

He really is our grorious readar

>>136898395
Governor Mark Dayton-(D)

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>>136900169
The attack will probably be on the solar eclipse day.

>>136898745
HUGE Runway at BGR.

>>136899282
I hope that Portland is first strike.I don't wanna die cause San Fran irradiated us. Or from thermal radiation in LA

>>136897704
Bullshit

>>136901117
Yeah, they'll blow up the moon.

>>136900619
LoL

>>136901211
>Nork technology
>so fucking inaccurate they nuke the fucking moon

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>>136900619

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>>136901211
Nope. Yellowstone.

New Zealand is so comfy no ones ever going to invade or attack us.

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>>136896641
>tfw less than 20 miles from safety

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Wow, too bad they won't be firing any missiles, haha.

I live in the SF Bay Area. If I must die in nuclear hellfire so that the US will be free of the California menace, so be it.

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>>136896641
sheeeeeeeeeeeet that was a close one niggas, looks like i'm gona be ok

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>>136901117
That would be a brilliant move on their part there are millions of people that will be away from home and looking at the sky, a nuke popped off in space in an employee attack would cause fucking chaos and also possibly blind shot loads of people.

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>>136901733

>>136898711
maybe there would be some fallout and radiation but you'd live

>>136901592
Until the Great Emu Uprising overthrows Oz, and the bloodlust of 100,000,000 birds set their sights of The Land of Kiwi.

>>136899668
wtf, I love best korea now

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>>136901809
least we got some cool people here

>>136900619
>>136901420
Shit, those are reasonably close to each other.

WE MIGHT HAVE SOMETHIN BOYS.

>>136901808
*EMP attack. Fuck you auto correct.

>>136900484
Affect you faggot

>>136900334
Coloradofag here as well, but I'd rather not die in hellfire if possible.

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>>136901809

>>136896641
Really all NK would have to do is nuke the Middle East, starting in Israel of course. I'm on the border line so We'd at least have an earthquake or some kinda radiation and see incredible hulk niggers getting capped by commie policemen all over the place. That's one saving grace.

>>136897576
Ca is run by commies, but it's not filled with commies. Outside of San Fagcisco, the Ca meme is a myth.

t. Ca native.

you are worthless and all cracked out on hard drugs. you are already dead faggot.

>>136902111
Only if KEK wills it

>>136902578
>>136897576
edgy 12 year old neets on pol need to kill themselves.

that or it's a (((daily stormer))) inbred faggot from ohio

>>136897704
GET FUCKED

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>mfw i live in Alabama

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>>136902777

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Jokes on you kiddo, the Norks have subs.

>>136902956
Michigan has the only ocean that norks cant get their subs in

>>136899819
Fuck off, you faggots only "rise" to import niggers. The only tragedy is the nork dongmissiles can't hit your nigger-breeding swamplands.

>>136896641
Numerals say Frisco

>>136903147
San Fransico. Not Texas.

>>136903077
very funny.

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>>136901733
>where's that one guy that's is sexually attractive to Ohio?

North Korea is going to use radar interference from the solar eclipse to launch a preemptive nuclear attack on the United States.

Cap this post

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>>136901420
b-bye Carbondale. Anarchists can rot in hellfire.

>nukes yellowstone
>USA gets decimated

I'm scared bros

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Holy fuck, you fucks are retarded.

>>136903702
Don't you have a spelling bee to study for?

>>136896641
please please please Kim, take out SF and LA. Make your death mean something

t. rest of USA

>>136903702
>a missile can now only hit things geographically further away but not those closer to the site where fired
Are you retarded?

>>136902899
Yeah at least you know you won't be interrupted by nuclear hellfire while you're fucking your sister

>>136903385
Longest eclipse in the series is meant to last 7 minutes some seconds
What's the travel speed of the missile NK would use?
Distance from launch point to target?

>>136903702
check out the big brain on brad!

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>>136903702
>wut?

>>136903702
Do you know where North Korea is bud.

>>136904091
>it's called North Korea, so it must be North of the US

wew lad

Sleeping well here in South Carolina. If their commies nuke our commies than so be it.

>>136899360
I'm glad, as long as I don't die I don't really care much for the rest of America as long as I have Internet access

>>136904195

Lmao. This is good trolling.

>>136896819
You noticed well but missed a point about earth being sphere. It's not very intuitive.

On that note, does anybody know of a good "spherical" map I can see to make more sense of the world?

>>136898883
I read that Austin is like in the top 5 cities that would be targeted by the Norks

>tfw they can't hit detroit

>>136896908
WPAFB retard

>>136899819
>post photo of league of legends
>says south will prevail
kek

>>136904380

get raped nigger faggot.

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Still safe.

>>136904380
It's called a globe you fucking retard.

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>>136904380
Gotchu covered like a Jimmy hat.

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>>136904875

>tfw Kim tries to nuke Ohio but only makes it to Chicago

>>136896981
Seattle is first

>>136898264
>Seattle is whatever
Naval Base Kitsap

>>136896641
>thinking any of the missile will go past japan or yet alone even reach japan
gotta flood the net with those clickbait war justifying articles

>>136901733
Darke county here

Awwww...... 704 here

>The only part of Indiana it could hit is Gary and surrounding areas
LMAO