Nasa space tweet

https://twitter.com/NASA/status/895796662626656256

>>136893439
No. Jesus fuck no. I'd rather have the Hitler speech from the Olympics be the first thing they find from us and not some pop culture reference tweet from a bunch of nu-males. Oh God, please NASA, don't be retarded and piss them off like this.

>>136893439
>gas the kikes space war now

WE WUZ KANGS

>>136893439
Hitler did nothing wrong

We taste like chicken.

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NASA needs a purge if they think shitposts from the internet are going to be easy to explain when the aliens arrive.

>>136893439
Anything with
>Ayyy LMAO

>>136895242
This

>>136895816
Also warn them about space jews

>>136893439
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>>136896256
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>>136893439
Fuck off demons