This midday I did my daily walk. I walked from my room to the

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This midday I did my daily walk. I walked from my room to the local park, towards a forest nearby the town. While I was thinking of groundbreaking scientific theories I looked to see what is currently growing. I noticed a few plants I am fond of. Suddenly it came to me: this means that some of the weeds I've been sowing in wagies garden must be growing already. As I solved several mathematical problems in my mind, I quickly flaneured my way to wagies garden.

When I came there I was met with intense warmth. Stinging nettles, Japanese knotweed and ground elder had already completely infested his garden! Little did wagie know that I had also fertilized his garden with selfmade fertilizer.

I remember the words wagie told me last spring: how much he loved his garden, how much it meant to him and how it made him feel complete. He was devastated how his garden was getting wilder and wilder every year. Numerous weekends he would spend hours and hours combating the weeds, not to mention that he had a serious infestation of snails that seemingly seemed resistant to the pesticide he used (I wonder how that happened, I think I know...)

It wasn't just this wagie. Last weekend I saw numerous wagies sweating and swearing, working hard to keep their gardens the way they wanted. I cannot wait until they find out the trees I collected seeds from in the park, grew in pots and sold them for a low price, are very nasty trees. There is nothing more satisfying in doing your best to ensure wagies keep doing what they are naturally predisposed to: hard and unforgiving work. And some of the more nastier plants haven't even began to grow yet!