Nork Standoff

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Everyone is so whipped up about this, but why? They do this a few times a year, every year, then every 3-5 years they REALLY hit the gas and get people talking WWIII. Let's break it down to simple terms:

>Fat asian loudmouth says he's going to shit on my lawn
>Keeps shouting this, pointing where he will do it, even pulls his pants down
>Tell hoisin pork that if he puts one foot on my property I'll beat him with a pipe wrench until his eyes open
>Tells me to fuck off, fuck you, I'mma do it
>Keeps screeching and gesturing, never actually comes on to property
>fuckoff and do something else while the ricenigger rages

They do this all the time. Whatever Kim is in power yelps and cries, rattles the saber, and nothing happens. If they actually do try and nuke someone, they'll become just Korea and new parts of China before Christmas.

It's a little different due to China being somewhat sick of their shit, like a downs syndrome relation that keeps using them as the brother in the "my brother will beat you up!" threats. Also trump is not nearly as kind and gentle as other world leaders, let alone Obama, so we'll see what happens.

Let's talk about norks, war, and how we all may or may not be fucked. I remember during the last WWIII threat we watched a stream of nork tv, it was some low-budget singing competition. Might try and get it running again.