>get confetti
>put your company logo or name on all of them
>stuff confetti into confetti cannon
>go to target zone
>carpet bomb area with your confetti artillery cannon
>make sure to get it literally everywhere, including people and hard to reach places
>every piece of confetti is like a little billboard
>THEY WILL KNOW YOUR NAME
why didnt you beat me to it faggot
>>136875826
And be sued for littering and damage and nuisance and all that shit sure