Britbong Chad

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>be chad britbong
>wake up with a hangover sunday morning
>another heavy saturday night in town
>slag asleep next to me in my single bed at mummy and daddys house
>they let me live at home rent free even though I'm 25
>my degree hangs on my wall, 2:2 in business management from UWE
>£40k well spent
>check my banking app to see how much I spent last night
>mfw been in my overdraft since uni
>£100 on booze
>£200 monthly car finance
>worth it because I have a sweet white bmw with custom rims
>no one knows its from 2008 because I have private plates
>everyone must think I'm a baller
>kick britbong stacy out
>got work at the bar in an hour
>put on my white shirt and black waistcoat, covering my sweet tribal tats
>shirt is too small because I've been making so many gains at the gym
>slip on my nike air maxs
>drink a protein shake on the way to work
>rev my car in traffic and slouch unreasonably so everyone knows how cool I am
>stop off at the barbers so they can trim my fresh lid
>grade 1 back and sides, leave the top as long as possible
>get back in the whip
>blast stormzy with all the windows down
>arrive 10 mins late to work
>sit on my phone all shift
>go to the gym on my way home
>50% barbell curls 50% flexing in the mirror
>go home, have another protein shake
>lads text asking if anyone is up for a cheeky few in town
>don't mind if I do
>get home at 2am
>another day over
>pic related, me after I bought grey goose in VIP at £100/bottle