Aussie Army bans male recruits.

>>136871553
bump

>>136871553
This is what happens when you lose to emus

>>136871553
Talk about a pussy ass army

>>136872291
Lol, they only lost to emus DUE to there not being enough women!

>>136871553
Why the fuck would anybody be so retarded as to do this for "political correctness"? Why are people going so far to fuck themselves over just to be accepted by a bunch of dyed haired freaks?

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This has to be some kind of joke.

>>136871553
I hate women. If women were intelligent they'd be calling this nonsense out to stop, but they don't. They would rather see idiots who care what numbers on a page look like rather than having a serious fighting force ready to protect them. Morons.

>>136871553
>it's real
Jesus fucking Christ figure this shit out Australia

>>136872649
Politicians doing the work pragmatistic realists ought to be doing.

>>136871553
army is for retards also our army is just a show, you got us big bro

>>136871553
This would be the perfect time for someone to invade Australia. Those women will drop their guns at the first sign of trouble.

>>136873362
Drop their panties*

>>136873349
Wrong, you helped us BIG TIME in vietnam.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Urtiyp-G6jY

>>136873520
We also didn't recruit mentally ill faggots into our military then. Too many good ones dead caused this mess.

>>136871553

But me grandad always said Australia was BASED AND UNKEKED

>>136872397
stfu pussy

>>136872612

Emus welcome.

>>136873349
We're not backing you up until you get rid of all those chinks. We're not going to waste resources defending a Chinese colony.

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>>136871553
LET THE INVASION BEGIN!!!

>>136871553
https://archive.is/9mIro
Press F to pay respects to Australia's military capabilities

>>136873635
>We also didn't recruit mentally ill faggots into our military then

I mean, we recruited blacks, so that counts right? Also, holy fuck ouch, that cut me to the god damn core.

>>136871553
>https://archive.is/9mIro

>https://archive.is/9mIro


>https://archive.is/9mIro


>https://archive.is/9mIro


>>136873834
Thanks Kike, I got a little day drunk.

>>136873834
Why is Israel allowing one of their western army's to do this Shlomo?

>>136871553
ADF recruiters are overwhelmingly female. They also refer to white men as 'pale stale males'.

>>136871553
>ban males to get female numbers up
>to get

What did they mean by this?

>RECRUIT. WE NEED MORE SOULS IN THE QUEENS ARMED FORCES
>sir yes sir
>I TOOK YOU PATHETIC YOBBOS AND SCULPTED YOU IN THE IMAGE OF OUR GOD
>sir yes sir
>YOUR MISSION IS TO SHOW THE WOMEN OF OUR GREAT NATION THE STRENGTH OF YOUR ARMS. OUR ARMS. OUR GOD.
>but sir, is that not sexist, sir
>SHUTUP FAGGOT AND GIVE ME 20. YOU WILL SPREAD THE LOVE OF OUR COUNTRY BY GETTING INSIDE OUR WOMEN SO THEY KNOW OUR STRENGTH
>sir yes sir!

Everything's fine guys

>>136871553
You guys are missing the point, this isnt about recruitment. This is an invitation to China to come right in and be the man of the house.

https://youtu.be/jsNRdZ-lUB0

They believe in the law of equivalent exchange. You cannot get something without giving something up in return. Feminists are now alchemists.

>>136872649
>Why are people going so far to fuck themselves over?

Because theyre not. The entire western world knows that good ol USA will protect them if any real danger presented itself.

But our $500,000,000,000/yr military is fucking retarded and unnecessary, isnt it Eruo/Ausbros?

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>>136873787

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>136871553

This is going to end well.

The last head of the army already humiliated and angered the services when he went on a public feminist rant, reinstated a tranny after it "came out" and then gave a speech after leaving the military stating that Australians were racist for not giving control of our government and industries to China.

>The bamboo ceiling

We're utterly fucked.

A chunk of these were frontline combat positions too, btw, like armored cav.

We put a woman in charge of Sydney's tactical response groups and people died as a result. Now we can double down on it.

>>136872649

The defense minister is a woman

>>136875280
>then gave a speech after leaving the military stating that Australians were racist for not giving control of our government and industries to China.

Did this really happen ?

>>136875280
lmao pls gib link 2 alleged rant that sounds hilarious

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>>136873708
Make me faggot

>>136871553
Yeah, im gonna fucking doubt that unless I see a source. No one would be that fucking retarded.

>>136875426
The cocksucker was nominated Australian of the Year.

>>136875280
Well at least now the Australian Army isn't a threat to any potential RWDS. Sign a pact with the emus and take over the government.

>>136873959
It's the whites from the south causing all our issues man not the blacks.. They keep inbreeding its weird

>>136871553
how can aussies even compete?

>>136875426
Yes. Practically everyone with any power in Australia is in the chinks pockets now.

>>136875715
I live in the south, it's definitely the blacks.

don't understand the problem with Australia, the US etc letting more females into the military. if they want to go throw their lives away instead of men having to for once, be my guest

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>>136875715
>It's the whites from the south causing all our issues man not the blacks
fuck you nigger

>>136875905
So do I.. It's never the blacks. It's always the white trash inbreeds. They join the military for welfare and then go knock up a army slut so she and her youngins can live off the govs tit for free. She'll fucks= tyron while He's off fucking a goat in the middle east too.

>>136875680
'Australian of the Year' is politicized. Every fucking institution in the country is just a tool for advancing the liberal agenda and narrative.
We are in the same boat as the other white countries. A leaking boat filling with water, it's going to sink and no one is doing anything.

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>>136872649

The General who started all this shit left the service and walked straight into an Australian Of The Year cuck trophy and two high paying gigs;

Diversity Council Of Australia and Gender Diversity Head for (((Deloitte))).

Our defense minister is an affirmative action/diversity token hire. A woman.

Our government views our military as essentially an inconsequential subsidiary of the U.S. military, and therefore it's a government department that they can fug around with for P.R.

Canadian and West European forces are the same.

Pic fucking related. Trannies. Trannies errywhere.

>>136874127
>https://archive.is/9mIro
Because the crazy leftist kikes flew the nest and the Israeli kikes are only now beginning to understand how badly they fucked up.

>>136871553
The emus are going to win again, aren't they?

>>136876173
Yeah, blacks never have kids for the welfare and benefits.

>>136876109
Food stamps can't buy bullets for grand papas ol' black power muzzy loader and they don' blown up his M1 Garandian using high pressure amma'

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>>136871553

>This is the Australian Army in 2017.

>>136873650

We've """"""progressed""""" so much in the last 15 years it's staggering.

We're literally going to vote "Yassssss" on faggot marriage in a few weeks.

I can feel it.

>>136876173
>blacks never knock up other blacks for welfare gibs.

There's no way you live in the south, my town is 35% black, hicks aren't the problem.

>>136876375
not an argument

All I can say is thank god we live in peace times because when this happens even the shitty Chinese military could beat us.

>>136876211
>Australian Of The Year cuck trophy
>Diversity Council Of Australia
>affirmative action/diversity token hire. A woman.
Reading this hurts my brain.

>>136876423
Even if we vote no, it's non binding so they can do it anyway.

>>136876334
Compare what they get to what the army cucks get. Most army wives don't work and bitch about not getting a discount cause Her baby daddy defending our freedoms! MKERA!

>>136876409
Well the shoes are fitting at least.. I still can't believe how they handled the lend lease act post WW2. Rather than pay for the planes they just dumped them over board lmao

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>>136875680
N-nominated for Aussie of the Year, Im almost afraid to ask for the results.
>>136875802
For some reason, I didnt think it was this bad.

>>136876409
Friendly reminder that attending mardi gras for gay servicemen is now considered a duty period. This means their flights, accommodation and eventual orgy are paid for by the taxpayers.

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>Be me, someone aspiring to become a doctor in the Australian Army
>Scored really well in GAMSAT (MCAT in USA) - I scored in the top 8 percentile.
>apply for med school
>rejected
>WTF.jpeg
>Med school: “due to gender imbalances in the University of Sydney Medical School, we are changing the scoring system of GAMSAT. Instead of the usual 50% weighting in the science and 50% in the humanities section, we are now changing it to 33% science and 66% humanities weighting (women typically do better than men in humanities. This sucks for me because I absolutely aced the science section by scoring in the top 1%)”
>The new scoring system puts me just below the med school cut-off.
>fml, I worked really hard.
>oh well, at least I could still join the army as a reservist whilst waiting to resit GAMSAT
>TOO BAD WHITE BOI! NO BOIS ALLOWED IN THE ARMY

I feel like crying guys, this is just unfair. I worked really hard.

>>136871553
To be honest, women started to accepted to the army when conventional army became useless. Modern wars are fought by completely different means, with a small superprofessional mercenaries and hi-tech weapons.

Its exponential too. The 'progress milestones' are getting closer and closer together. Our cuckservatives can't lose their battles fast enough.

>>136871553
jajajaja holy shit today i saw a dude get run over by a bus but at least that was better than fucking up your military like this

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>>136876409
First thing I thought of when I saw that was "I'M SINGING IN THE RAIN"

>>136876604
It's totally a valid argument. Being so poor you live in a shit whole and collecting pots and pans.. Yeah totally money for guns and ammo. Dude they're to busy breeding more white trash.

>>136876789
So just life the catholic members..But not the gay ones too.. OMG they're not setting up rules for beliefs in the gov.. HURRY ROO come to merka! We have a extra teet for you!

>>136876921
But this is real, anon

>>136876732
Drink it in.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6gSHeUlvSM

>>136875426

Yah. During his Australian Of Th Year acceptance speech.

He got "called out" by the Degenerate Community for not allocating enough talk time to Tranny rights.

>>136875459

>Hilarious

https://youtu.be/QaqpoeVgr8U

>>136876921
Take MCAT, and go to med school in the US

>>136875946
Because to have a functional health white society, a certain number of white women have to shut up, gb2kitchen, and raise white children. The dumb cunts dying on the front lines while Shaniqua shits out 8 state-sponsored niglets just compounds our problems.

>>136876921
maybe you should move to a country where u can succeed. if all the males in australia did this australia would be prime for recolonization in like 150 years tops

>>136876921
Study harder in humanities you dumb robot.

>>136875564

It's real. Front page of the Murdoch papers this morning.

Think the Jew archived it up above.

Combat Engineers, Armored Cav, Riflemen.

>>136876921
So what if you worked hard? Have you looked in between your legs son? Oppressive sexist!

>>136876921
Go retest and re-enlist as a tranny anon.

>>136876921
Go to the US, enlist, get citizenship.

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>>136877009
so poverty does not cause crime? why do niggers commit so much crime, then?

>>136876732
Do you see ministers saying anything about Chinese buyers?
Universities?
The MSM?
They are all bought off in one way or another, ad revue, political donations, grants.

>>136871553
Lol what will the homosexuals do? Aren't they so degenerate

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Like it fucking matters. Imagine your military being so shitty and irrelevant you can ban the number one ideal candidate for the army since the dawn of time. Nobody's ever said "Thank god the Australians are on our side, we'll win this war for sure now." Australia could ban all members of the military except trannies from serving and it wouldn't matter.

>>136876921

This really is hitting national socialist levels of rage. The worst part is Marxists are so fucking un-self aware that they fail to realize the far right only rises as reactionary forces.

>>136876409

>tfw less than 20 years ago this would have gotten you dishonorably discharged

>>136871553
What does Australia even need army for except rescuing people from fires. Diversity for the sake of diversity sucks, but this is nothing.

>>136877268
You can't expect mentally ill inbreeds to do much other than mine coal. Also If you include the civil they tried to murder patriots from the north to keep their slaves.

>>136876668

Precisely.

At least we can complain about muh undemocratic faggotry afterwards.

>>136871553
Jesus christ western militaries are going to get fucking obliterated if a real shooting war ever starts.

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>>136877366

In all fairness the Australians were good at keeping the nips at bay until the real men showed up and finished the job.

>>136876921
I'm very sorry to hear your story. Our society hates it's young white men. I think they are arranging to kill a lot of us off because we are starting to cause trouble.

Bump

Fuck aussies

>>136877054
>those comments
oof lad you guys are fucked

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>>136871553
I hate this world and everybody in it.

>>136876921

>Medicine

>66% humanities weighing

This is a joke r-right...?

>>136877507
>ad hominem
>no true scotsman
>strawman
do you have any counterarguments that do not rely on babyshit-tier fallacies?

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>>136872649
It's not the dyed hair freaks calling the shots here mate, they are just a weapon.

>>136873763
Well, diversity is our strength after all.

#NoToEmuphobia

>>136871553
>But in its desperate attempt to double the number of women in the Australian Army to 25 per cent, the fitness test for new recruits has been dropped to just four push-ups and 20 sit ups.

Four push-ups and 20 sit ups. I'm in terrible fucking shape, but it's nice to know that I could make it into Australia's army if I didn't have a dick.

>>136877803
It's a /leftycuck/ so no.

Note he ignored my point on the fact that I live in a 35% black town, and how much it sucks.

>>136877268
You have inverted cause and effect.

>>136876921
>Doctor, I have a gunshot wound, any chance you could patch me up?
>"No, but I can give you a mean analysis of Moby Dick."

SOON

>>136872649
Have you ever talked to a woman about military and defense? They seem to be totally unable to understand the point of them. (maybe because they can just spread their legs to invaders if anything happens.)

>>136877376
Meh. Just buy gunz, we can't be far from the end now.

this is how you lose wars.
impulsive emotionally charged women on the battlefield, what could go wrong?
What are the chances of them feeling sorry for the enemy they're fighting? What are the chances they'd become a fuckhole if captured if war ever broke out?

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LOG THAT JOG

>>136877268
they commit crime for the same reason they are poor
they are low-inhibition

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Some baguette mind telling me if those guys atleast act like a real military

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>>136871553

>When you value virtue signaling to faggot liberals over protecting your country, society, and family.

Australians everyone.

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>>136878024
For women, losing a war just meant you got bred by the stronger man

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>>136876921
Come to America and be a free man again brother.

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>>136871553
Femenazi meltdowns in 30

As cucked as my own country is, I can always take comfort that I at least don't live in fucking Australia, the most emasculated, cucked country in the entire anglosphere.

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>>136871553
lol this will fail watch them reverse it in a week

>>136875715
>>136876192

This shill isn't even a nigger, he's a fucking kike. Shapeshifting untermensch.

Lie #1 - You don't live in the South, probably not even USA you JIDF faggot
Lie #2 - It's never white trash, our white niggers are a million times better than an actual nigger, who God claims are "beasts" like you kikes
Lie #3 - Saying we abuse welfare when niggers make up 80% of welfare demographics and are the ones who scam the system with their 8 nigglets
Lie #4 - We don't fuck goats unlike sand niggers

One thing you didn't like about - Race traitors whores who betray their husbands.

I literally know what your faggot kike script is - you just say the opposite of the truth, always.

You will say whites are more violent than niggers when statistically in ever representation that's impossible. You will say whites are less intelligent than niggers when every piece of statistical evidence will say other wise. You will say anything and fucking everything to cause discourse, distrust and division because you try to act like you're an American, who lives in the South when you're nothing but a dirty fucking kike sitting with a bunch of other dirty fucking kikes in a computer room trying to combat the legitimized hate against your people.

Revelation 2:9 - "I know thy works, and tribulation, and poverty, (but thou art rich) and I know the blasphemy of them which say they are Jews, and are not, but are the synagogue of Satan."

>>136877915
Four push ups.

>>136871553
cronulla, Riot Rally, tomorrow, 6 in the morning nice and sharp, be there or be square

>>136877104

It's already happening/happened and their """""solutions""""" are making it ten times worse.

It's called "Brain Drain".

1 in 4 science grads go to the U.S.

Many of the remainders eventually go to the U.S.

The solution is to lower standards and get more people in aka women. Women don't want to do it, so we see things like the OP.

>>136877268

Niggers cause poverty as well as crime.

>>136872649
Maybe they're hoping the dyed hair freaks will join and get mowed down? This is either the most retarded thing I've ever seen or top quality aussie shitposting IRL, only time will tell their true motives

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>>136878219
>Australia, the most emasculated, cucked country in the entire anglosphere
>leafposter

>>136876109
>pic
ahaha fucking savage

>>136877916
Actually you're the one that changed it to the town rather then compare statics in the military regarding service and never mentioned the percent other key info needed to have a real debate other than racism and niggers.

>>136871553
We need to get more male teachers to fix this shit.

>>136877268
>why do niggers commit so much crime, then?

Garbage culture, all they do is promote crime, ignorance and degeneracy. Poverty and low IQ is correlated with crime, but does not inherently cause it.

>>136877499

Because once Papa U.S. pulls out we're fooked.

>>136877915
>>136878271
Just checked with my mildly chubby 11 year old sister. She is ready and capable to serve

>>136871553
I actually want this to happen and then another war to break out just to see the shitstorm.

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>>136877915
>four push-ups

>>136878124
yeah these guys literally kill nogs all day in Africa

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>>136878271

>>136878098
Tell me this isn't real.

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HOW CAN AUZZIEBOIS EVEN COMPETE

>>136871553
Goodluck with all the capture-and-rape warfare. What a bunch of faggots. We'll call for you when we need an ally to make sandwiches or bore the enemy to death.

>>136878219

You realize our lefts rallying call is "Look At Canada!" right?

We're literally copying your policies.

>>136877915

>Barely work out
>Can still do about 30 push ups consecutively and 50-60 situps

Jesus. What kind of trash military do you guys plan on building? Your recruits won't even be able to hike 40+lbs of gear.

>>136877658
It's fucking nuts, they're trying to genocide us all even in white countries.

>>136876109
>annual violent crimes: 1
Fuuuuck.

Can we announce that we won't defend Australia in a war? They don't deserve it.

>>136878632
It's incredible, isn't it?

America this is your chance at Ausie land

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>>136878098
>Someone got money to paint that sign
>Someone got money to design that sign
>Someone got money to erect that sign
>Someone got money to write the code for that sign
>Someone gets money to enforce that signs code
>tfw fined for not wearing my running helmet.

>>136878270
TRIGGERED!

>>136878099
I'd argue that this resentment and lack of respect found against whites in the south is a long lasting effect of the near century of racism and poor treatment following the civil war. If you compare data of blacks BORN in northern states to parents BORN in thous states this theory goes out the window. AKA you reap what you sow.

>>136871553
>tfw you will never be a dictator and start conquering these weak cuckold nations
Why even live?

>>136877070
>>136877104
>>136877252
>>136878204

I can't leave Sydney because of my sister, she has cerebral palsy. Beside I would feel like a looser if I do this, the Australian tax payers funded my education from primary school to university. It doesn't feel right to just leave Australia without giving something back.

Hilarious.

>>136871553
They're a faggot non factor military anyway

>>136877120
>humanities
It's faaaar too late for that anon if he posts here to do well in humanities. Once you understand how much bullshit humanities really is then it becomes absolutely soul crushing to study it.

I spent a semester in college reading a book that had chapters on fat acceptance for women and used the word problematic at least once a page which was just the tip of the iceberg. It was a cultures of the world class but in reality is was a stealth feminism class. They're all like that.

This was before I even read /pol/ and I hated ever moment. I was a STEM major and this class was required.

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>>136878932
That don't want you to give anything back. Kill your sister and leave the country

>>136871553
and they want to win a war agaisnt emus like that?

>>136871553
ahahhahahahahahahahahaha

>>136878219
>tfw you level up your cuck ranking with your female only hiring policy for the armed forces.

LEAFS BTFO
SWEDEN BTFO

>>136878696
Yeah the rule is obviously so women can pass the test, but now weak ass men will also be eligable. Fucking insanity

>>136878932
>my sister, she has cerebral palsy

She should enlist, should could probably get in.

>>136878469
Look at what caused that culture to even be born in the first place. To truly understand the issue you must look at it from a historical and analytical point of view rather than the current things you see. The history of music and black culture from the 1950s-80s is interesting as people forgot the classy black music rebelled against the grain of the time. Rap is just the evolution of it and some jew in hollywood marketed it to make money. Rather than tell real life hood shit it now focuses in on the sellable aspects of it all.

>>136871553
I remember an Australian saying to me just two or three years ago that they had no liberal bullshit over there like we do. Was he retarded or is this a really, really recent thing?

>>136879278
Black people are shit in every country.

>>136878609
Not three mate. Four.

>>136878932
Colonize the interior, go unnaground that that Coober Pedy place you guys have. Internally secede and see how long it takes for the government to send their all-women units to annex you back, then enjoy your new wives.

Idiocracy is real.

>>136878124
i thought about trying to join these guys once. kinda like you think do i really want to start jogging.

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>>136878845
I'd love to have a higher quality one to use this as the logo for SJW/Libtards, seeing as all the ideology is every changing and contradictory,

>>136879375
Look at london and france. You'll find that the long blood line blacks are quite culture and nearly the same sans for skin color. In england/france the pakis are way more comparable to the blacks. Also inb4 south africa because you'll ignore the apathide that took place before hand and all the unresolved issues still affecting the country.

>>136878932
Take sister to America, get free american pussy from accent and then enlist in our cool military for cool kids :)

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>>136876409

>>136871553

What the fuck. No wonder they rejected me yesterday.

I rang up the ADF yesterday and asked if I can apply, and they just flat out told me they aren't talking recruits for Rifleman, Armored Cavalry or Tank Crewman. I was dumbstruck. We are on the brink of fucking war and you aren't taking recruits, and he just said no, and asked if I wanted to take a reservist role.

God I hate this nation.

>>136878098
It's fake guys... learn to google. https://www.thechronicle.com.au/news/no-helmet-no-run-sign-creates-confusion/3136914/

>>136876921
Just get to the US. Go to med school here.

>>136877982

>Start a war
>Revokes the law and lets the women at home as stationary force while the fresh recruits go to war

>>136879806
Of course its fucking fake. Cunts here will believe anything

>>136879798
...You asked for roles traditionally wanted by total dipshits that lust after Cod level shit. No shortage of them m8. Clearly just to slow. Also bring of war..Yeah like we've been for the last 50 years.

>>136879935
God bless white american basement dwellers.

>>136879806
>1. It's illegal to be in possession of more than 50kg of potatoes in Western Australia.
>2. It's illegal to offer a reward, no questions asked, for the return of stolen property
I know we have plenty of weird laws, but these two are puzzling.

>>136879798
So the reservist role are still available to males?

>>136879624
We ought to send a /pol/ack out into the field to get a hold of the stupid bloody thing.

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>>136875426
>it's real
http://www.news.com.au/finance/work/careers/australias-shameful-bamboo-ceiling-australian-of-the-year-david-morrison-pushing-for-more-asian-people-in-top-jobs/news-story/f94f5c949111bca2679e40355cd0a976

>>136880099
Look up the context for the laws and the times that they were made. Most laws have a valid precedent of the time of writing.

>>136878932

The answer is clear, lie and tell you have a disorder were you incarnate as a little girl because of your handicaped sister, and join the army

>A cisgender
>A women
>A mental disability

The mídia would weet their pants

>>136876732
It's getting bad

Australians can barely afford houses now because literal non resident Chinese have been allowed to buy whatever property they want

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2005_Cronulla_riots

What went wrong? What went right?
Will we ever relive the glory of Urban Coastal B A S E D ness?

>>136880338
>reddit flag
cuckman or swede?

>>136876921
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Sage and delete this thread and quit posting this shit before Sweden finds out.

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>>136871553
I deeply desire to see the west fall.
This has gone on long enough

>>136877032
That was hard to watch.
>>136877054
That's hilarious they think it wasnt good enough. I would of never guessed this guy was your military leader.
>>136877278
You guys need to put the emus back in charge, they know how to win wars.

>>136879373

It's bullshit.

It's only really escalated to Canada/European tier in the last 10-15 years though and REALLY accelerated fast in the last 5 years. Basically as millenials came in to adulthood.

>>136880083
>o shortage of them m8. Clearly just to slow.

I didn't even have an interview retard. I literally just rang them up on the phone and asked to apply for the army as a rifleman or cav man, and recruiter on the phone just said "sorry we aren't hiring for those roles right now" so I asked them about tank man and they said that as closed too.

No fucking interview or anything, just asking a question over the fucking phone.

>>136880120

Yes, Arliterlly Light Gunner, Light Cav Scout and Choco Rifleman are taking men, apparently. God I hate this shithole country.

No war for the last half decade so no reason to join, and finnally the norks are going off and now's the time to join up for the war, and this happens. I fucking hate this. If I miss out on my generations war for this holy fucking hell.

>>136879024
>fat acceptance for women

Kek, thats hummanities there? And history, law, literature, grammar, learning new languages?

>Tfw you probably just went to a very bad school
>You got robbed as well as anyone who went there

I'm not even surprised by this shit anymore. Most ADF "officers" are middle-age chads or normie sluts.

>>136871553
fuck

>>136880099
The context regarding the potato law has to do with the time period. 1946 Post ww2. America was one of the few countries to be able to feed everyone directly after the war ended. Britain and others rationed food for a good while after the war. Also west aus is the sticks for the most part so no reason to hoard massive amounts of food to make a profit.

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>>136872612

>Fun fact, while most birds only have cloacas, emus do have a penis.

I want to see video of the second great emu war.

So Australia just became one of the most cucked nations on Earth.

>>136879798

Yeah. The article states they have an urgent shortage in Cav and Rifle positions, but have been told to reject all male applicants.

>>136880655
Go read up on some US recruitment shit bro.. It's the same. Jobs are only hiring if we have a opening. But in the US you don't get that confirmation until you sign that paper. At least you won't get fucked buddy.

>>136872291
Underrated.

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>>136872649
>it's real
I wish this was fake news

>>136880437
Normally when people get fucked and can't afford to live, they get angry and burn cars or kill politicians

>>136880481

Not a aussie, sorry anon

>>136880083

There is a shortage in those roles.

They've been told to not fill them unless the candidate is female.

>>136879798
don't worry you are a true blue still

>>136880762
We already were.

>>136880747
They're just going to lay down and fuck the emus.

>>136880655
don't worry if there's a war all the roasties will get pregnant so they don't have to fight. Happens all the time in the navy so they don't have to ship out

>>136880958
i'll go with swede or leaf, actually

>>136871553
AHAHAHHAHA. Those fags need to stop drinking so much Fosters. It's giving them brain damage.

>>136880330
>>136880715
http://www.nationalgeographic.com.au/history/australias-weirdest-laws.aspx
>“Now, it’s more clearly tied to the farmers’ monopoly and a desire to keep supply low, and prices and quality high. But you wouldn’t know this by just looking at the rule itself.”
Huh

men will only be given combat roles and women will get all the safe roles. but logistics and intelligence are key to keeping the combat soldiers alive and safe...

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>>136878124


>Do these guys act like real military?

Marine here. I don't have any first hand experience with the legion, but I did watch a pretty in-depth documentary on their training. It really didn't look all that hard with the exception of their final ruck-march (white-hat march).

Their instructors didn't even look like they were putting that much pressure on the recruits, which is what makes any military training hard. Your body can and will adapt quickly to whatever fitness regimen you are put on, but the stress doesn't ever get any easier. Tough to say whether they actually wind up being good soldiers or not.

In any case, they look like faggots in those white hats though.

>>136878098
its a prank retards
fucks sake i swear to god this place is the reason why people fall for onion news

>>136871553
I hope you send them to war and they are mercilessly raped when they become pow's.

No one is equipped to deal with the horrors of war. Especially women, it's unfortunate people need a tragedy to see their errors.

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>>136872291
>2500+ enemy casualties
>0 (ZERO) friendly casualties
>""""""""""lose""""""""""

>>136880762

>Became

We literally spend out time debating who owns us.

Britain?

The U.S.?

Now China?

Reminder- Trump is literally a rapist...

Never forget....

Donald Trump, an American businessman and current President of the United States, has been accused of sexual assault and sexual harassment by at least fifteen women since the 1980s. Three of those women filed lawsuits, which were eventually withdrawn, alleging that they were sexually assaulted by Trump. Additionally one accuser filed a defamation lawsuit in 2017 after Trump called her a liar.[4] In addition to these lawsuits, Trump has also been publicly accused of non-consensual kissing, or non-consensual groping of breasts, buttocks and genitalia, by at least twelve more women.

Supporting that is like raping your own fucking mothers.

Grow some morals.

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>>136881057

Cold, but warmer

>>136871553
Many Aussie birds are fucking rough enough to do the job frankly

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>>136871553
Fuck me, what a laughing stock we've become.

>>136881102

lol. It's for (some) frontline combat positions.

>>136881449
we are more cucked than leafs now

How is the situation about white people in Australia ? There will still be a majority for a long time, right ?
Not like US or EU ?

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>>136881434
lost interest

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>>136876304
>>136872291
>>136873787
>>136875262

>The emus are going to win again, aren't they?

we will only accept an unconditional surrender

t.Emu

>>136875247
Just wait till another term of dems and might not be as far away for you as you'd think

>>136876921
>humanities
but humanities is fucking useless why should you be forced to do something so irrelevant ?

this is one thing that britain actually wins at, you only study one specific field and really go in depth into it, no useless bullshit. i would hate to do an american degree so much.

>>136881523
Correct.

>>136881540
Do it by flag, anon.

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>>136881142
>>136878124

Also, look how disgusting the legion uniforms are maintained in comparison with Marines. The legion sleeves are all wrinkly and fucked up, and that's when they are on parade. That Marine is in his cammies probably about to go out into the field.

>>136881252
>2500+ enemy causalities

Ummm no sweetie..

>six days after the first engagement, 2,500 rounds of ammunition had been fired. The number of birds killed is uncertain: one account claims just 50 birds, but other accounts range from 200 to 500

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>>136871553
You will do as Brits do.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_Army
>Commander-in-chief Elizabeth II, Queen of Australia, represented by General Sir Peter Cosgrove
As Governor-General of Australia

Brits also control your migration:
http://www.visabureau.com/australia/news/12-03-2014/new-statistics-reveal-latest-australian-immigration-trends.aspx
>Visa Bureau is not affiliated with the Australian Government but is an independent UK company.

Better run away fast away from monarchy if you don't want to go the same path as London.

>>136876268

This, its so hilarious seeing how they fucked themselves. Now they wont get greater israel AND everyone important in the western world hates zionism.

>>136871553
THIS UNIVERSE CANNOT BE FUCKING REAL ANYMORE

>>136871553
is it true that brains work counterclockwise in the land dowyun undah!?
shrimp on the bobby?
gov'nah?

>>136881540

W-Will you ever visit me in reddit anon senpai?
.
>Lost intrest

Good

>>136876409
Why don't they have weapons?

Fake news, checked all over Reddit and I couldn't find it

Please stop sliding legitimate threads

Sage in all fields

>>136880837

Yeah I've heard that. I work in a veterans home and was told my a current serving member they have a shortage of cav men, so that's why I rang up. I actually argued with the recruiter telling him that a currently serving cav guy said they are desperately short and told me to fucking sign up, only to hear this bullshit that you aren't hiring. What the fuck is going on. God I hope this is fucking repealed. I hope pressure is put on these fucking cunts.

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Fake news bros

Then again, the chinks already invaded

How strong is the politically correctnessin Australia ?
Compared with France or UK for instance ?
Because in Europe politically correctness is fucking awful but we've never done such stupid thing like banning males from the army

>>136881773
Nice try emu shill

>Taking to the field on 13 November 1932, the military found a degree of success over the first two days, with approximately 40 emus killed. The third day, 15 November, proved to be far less successful, but by 2 December the guns were accounting for approximately 100 emus per week. Meredith was recalled on 10 December, and in his report he claimed 986 kills with 9,860 rounds, at a rate of exactly 10 rounds per confirmed kill. In addition, Meredith claimed 2,500 wounded birds had died as a result of the injuries that they had sustained.

>>136881747
all reddits are flags but not all flags are reddits, although the majority of them are

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>>136881523
We'll be white majority for a long time, but we're well on the way. The White Australian Policy was removed without a referendum around a similar timeframe as the US immigration reform act went through. It's almost as if there's some international pressure against white countries.

>>136882223
I don't filter all flags, but there's definitely a pattern of shitposting from certain ones. Nobody with a fagflag ever has anything valuable to add.

>>136876409
why does it look like they're all doing a choreographed dance to an ABBA song?

>>136881052

Hence, the video recordings. Yeah, women always open their legs for a superior military force.

Is it wrong to want to murder everyone in power

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IT'S A LEAK NOT A HACK! CONFIRMED
http://archive.is/bh8JU

>>136881987

Guns are dangerous.

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>>136881397

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>>136882541
you misspelled nigerian prince scam

>>136877376
They call the far right reactionaries, too. Yet fail to see who they are reacting to

>>136878219
Canadian army fag here (yes its a thing). We have one female in my company. we have Corporals with more TI and experience then here yet she is a Sargent and doing a Warrant officers job.

>>136871553
dog bless australia, i hope all you cunts get your shit knocked in

>Recruit female soldiers for front line duties for muh diversity
>Cue war
>Half your fighting force desert or surrender at the first sign of trouble

This will not end well.

>>136882714

Progress, that is why they dont back down
They believe they bring progress and that living something new is living in the future
Of course that nothing could possibly be wrong right?

>Every single one of this people talks the same

>>136871553
Thanks Ausbros, now when the US Navy ports a ship on your shores you can send over a brothel battalion to satisfy half of our men.

>>136882541
So will you kill your self when drumf is out of office?

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>>136871553
looks like the emus have infiltrated the upper brass of the aussie army and are openly sabotaging it now

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>the bravest feminists end up dying in war
it's what they want I guess

>>136881523
Longer than anyone else at this rate but not forever.

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>>136883128
>When the narrative is leaking in the liberal sphere on Berkeley's KPFA
>Flashpoints "It's a leak and why it's not a hack"
https://kpfa.org/player/?audio=265741

>>136871553
Fuck if China would want to invade Australia they would win

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>>136871553
OK China, is time.
Easy realstate for the taking.

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>>136876409
I never wanted my homeland to be raped by we're asking for it. Islam save us

>>136873349
Army turns retards like you into men. Maybe you should enlists. Faggot.

>>136871553
So if you just walked into a Australian army recruiting office they would tell you to fuck off?

>>136875189
>China
>Men

Pick one mate

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no wonder NK threatened to nuke them, what kind of retarded do you have to be to fucking ban the dominant gender for everything for the past couple thousand years

>>136878024
This. When it comes to violence and defending themselves, they think that its all about understanding each other and giving yourselves up to them.

>>136883893
Well I can't now, can I?

>>136883893
And then not get in because of being a male?

>>136883950
Sounds like fake news to me desu. Haven't seen a single piece of evidence yet.

Daily Telegraph isn't exactly known for being one of the most trustworthy papers.

>>136883950

Yes. I rang them up yesterday before this news broke. They didn't directly say fuck off, but just told me that they aren't recruiting at the moment and that I couldn't even put an application in.

I really wanted to fight in Korean War 2 as well.

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>>136883893
>army
>men
>enlist

>>136884320

Call 13 19 01 right now like I did yesterday and ask to be a Rifleman and watch how you get rejected straight up no questions even asked.

>>136876609
There has never been peace.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gnpCqsXE8g

>>136884347

They are afraid of even admiting they are turning people away while there is a shortage of MEN, sounds something you would see in south america

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>when your country starts to shit post in real life.

Invading Austrailia isn't looking so hard now is it?

>be australian
>go to recruitment center
>FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL

>>136884590

Well our economy is a banana republic so it makes sense.

But honestly this scares me. Before this it was always just tumblr rumors and stupid political polices favoring women, and all the banning men stuff was just /pol/ guessing about the future. But now it's fucking here. It's actually real. A ban on males in the military. I can't even believe what I am actually typing this is beyond fucking absurd.

>>136871553
White females must be put in positions of enthrallment to their Negro bucks.

>>136884347
Did you go to your YOU session? Or were you calling them up for the assessment day and they told you to bugger off.

>>136876409
Funny, fleet week in Portland, OR has basically turned into a mini gay pride event, since everyone in the US Navy and Canadian Navy is a closet Homo.

>>136882371
>I don't filter all flags
t. Faggot
Have no clue why anyone would do this.
Check out the new vault releases Sempais.

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>>136884774
fucking kek

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LEAKED IMAGE OF NEW AUSTRALIAN RECRUITMENT METHODS, PM SAYS "ONLY THE STRONGEST WILL SERVE"

>>136884880

No YOU session. I was calling up to put an application in to have a YOU session and they told me no, they aren't taking in anyone for those roles right now, and suggested I get a YOU session for reservist roles instead.

The guy was adamant about telling me that as a reservist, I don't have to go through DFR recruiting though if I want to be full time later on when there are roles available. Maybe he was trying to encourage me to get into full time through being a reserve first. Should I just go in for a reservists? Any ADF cunts here know if that's try, that I can just transfer from reservist to full time through the internal military command structure?

>>136885069
But where are the women? Or is that what they look like?

>>136885178
No, that's the airforce

>>136871553
The most important thing you can do for the white race is keep your own life in order. Start with yourself. You must be successful, reliable, hardworking, and, above all, happy. Do people in your life trust and respect you? What does your family think of you? Are you capable of raising children? Racial politics doesn't have to be the only factor of your life. And if you can't achieve such things for your self, then the chances are very high that you are not ready to be a political activist, either online or in real life. Because how can you make a difference for the race, for the lives of many, if you can't even make anything of your own, individual life?

Always remember: we live in first world countries and have opportunity that most people born on this planet do not. Things aren't as good for us as they were for our parents. But billions of people in the third world would still kill to have the opportunities that you do right now. So take care of yourself! Work your ass off, every day, to build a good life for you, and for your family. Spend your time wisely, and keep your real life priorities in order. Work hard, but also do fun and wholesome things with real people in real life. That's very important. Nothing on the internet should ever take away from your real life

>>136871553
phew, now I dont have to worry about getting drafted

send the bushpigs!

Does this count for all Australian beaches of service

>>136884783

Hum, i though you were rich, tourism, agriculture, fishing, oil, minerals...
Oh well, im happy to see shit happen in our life time, the sooner it happens the sooner it goes away
The future will either be

>React and win. Build your utopia
>React and lose, at least we will be dead not to see living hell on earth and go out in freedom and hardship

>>136885159
Probably they want you to be sure that you want to be in the army, therefore suggesting the reserve. There is a great online forum for the ADF, just google search "ausmilitary"

>>136883656
What if they already have invaded

>>136884190
>>136884226
Claim to be trans? I would think that would be obvious? Trans is just pretending to be a different gender anyways. You literally don't even have to look different then you normally would.

>>136874472
so fire them before the country gets neutered

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>>136871553

Smells like something I know...

>>136871553
LOOL What the fuck

Isn't being an Australian Infantryman one of the most competitive jobs in the country?

What, are they really REALLY going to ban male recruits for one of the most competitive jobs going?

Holy fuck, who's idea was that

>>136876211
Somwbody pull the pin and toss them a granade.

>>136885474
>go against your ethics
>to become a real man (more ethical)
makes sense

>>136885625
A women's.

>>136885625
They already have

>>136871553
How the hell do you go from stopping leaky boats to this shit?

>>136885644
>tick the trans box on your application form
>never gets mentioned again

MUH ETHICS!!!!

>not knowing that these are the recruits for the NK offensive

>>136885707
>>136885737
Unbelievable

And they wonder why diggers are fucked off all the time

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>>136878219
keep telling your self that leaf.

>>136885866
I don't think I'll take advice on how to be a real man from a moron like you, thanks for your input though.

>>136885462

>they want you to be sure

Aren't the YOU sessions and shit just for this? I dunno why a phone recruiter would do that. He doesn't even know me. He just asked my name, age and residence, then I asked him can I apply and he said no, but maybe you want the reserves instead.

Aren't the only purpose of these phone recruiters to just book in YOU sessions?

>>136885976
Mate, gaming a rigged system to win isn't being a faggot.

>>136879024
>It was a cultures of the world class but in reality is was a stealth feminism class

I took a "Comparative Citizenship" class and it was literally muh ebil american imperialism and "Undocumented" solidarity the whole semester.
Prof loved me because I'd ask questions that Really Made the Class Think, by the end of the discussion I'd be too tired to care about their bullshit responses. So prof end up feeling like they won and I get a top grade without explicitly sucking too much leftist dick.

>>136883656
there's more people in shanghai than all of australia combined

>>136886663
I don't want to die for Israel.