BREAKING: EXPLOSION ROCKS DENVER HAPPENING!

I'm in Denver right now. I have been calling my wife and her son for about half an hour and am not getting any response. IF YOU SEE A WOMAN WITH A MIXED CHILD ASKING FOR GARY PLEASE LET ME KNOW. Please help me out pol

>>136866333
No one injured nothing is happening

>>136866333
With the trips.

>breaking911

You had so much potential.

>>136866546
Cucc

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>>136866333
>no injuries

>>136866546
yo, you gots any weed bruh?

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>>136866608
Ikr?

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Probably making BHO

ANTIFA RELATED??
ANYONE ELSE LISTENING TO THAT SCANNER FEED?

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>>136866333
trips of lies there are no more happenings lads we won

>>136866597
>>136866647
THIS ISN'T A JOKE. she was supposed to be home half an hour ago. I'm relly panicking now

denver fag here

Sirens fucking every where.

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SHEMITAH
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>>136866546
Shit dude seriously? Hope they are alrlight, I'm sure they are!

>>136866595
They are the 1st to tweet happenings that I have seen

>>136866546
Low quality

>>136866813
have you called Jamal?

because she's with Jamal

she wont be home for dinner

>>136866813
You need some weed, man and some chill, you hungry/

jets just flew over my house. WTF.

>>136866993
fuck you she is over her ex.
IF ANYONEW SEES HER TELL HER TO CALL MY CELL PHONE.

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>>136866333
Keked
>>136866705
Our greatest ally is at it again.

>>136866333
>https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/895752364568784896
some weedhead fucked up a BHO extraction

>>136866333
>333
22 fatalities

>>136866867
Seriously??

wtf I am listening to a SWAT team member on his radio in the street. He says that the National guard is coming.
Tanks in 30 minutes

>>136867117
her baby gotta see her daddy

and since she is there anyway........


well, lets just say she wont be home dinner

>>136866546
I hope your mixed child was within the blast radius

http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/local-news/reported-explosion-closes-28th-dahlia-in-denver

> no injuries

Bummer, would've loved to read "Californian / Chicagoan / New Yorker transplant social club targeted in deadly blast, 20,000 reported missing and/or incinerated." Fuck outta my state fags

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>>136867240
IGNITE THE SEVEN CANNONS

>>136866546
cuck

>>136866546
Sending positive vibes, Carl.

GUYS THE POLICE TOLD ME THEY ARE SENDING IN REENFORCEMENTS
CITY ON LOCKDOWN SOON

>>136866333
THE WEED! HOW ABOUT THE WEED?!

>>136867238
yeah lol, if i hear any more or see any more ill post pics

How many SKY THINGs?

>>136866546
I am too autistic to tell if this is a quality post. Can someone please help me?

>>136866333

There goes another meth lab

>>136867548
>>136867409
the true mark of a fucking retard

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>>136867409

>>136867575
Californians amiright?

>>136866546
Not bad banter, don't listen to these fags

>>136867117
i wonder how many people they run into have seen your post

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>>136866333
>no reports of injuries
literally nothing

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>>136866666

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OP is cancer
this thread is cancer

>>136867564

average bantz

>>136866546
I think I just saw her, man. It's okay, though, some big black dude was helping her get to safety. She seemed very grateful for the help.

>>136867240
> National guard is coming.
> Tanks within 30 minutes
lol my fuckin ass. USMC retired 0311 CO native & resident here, and this is fucking bullshit. CO nat guard - without any question - is NOT being domestically deployed to respond to an injury-free explosion that was most likely a fuckin hash oil production mishap.

You pol faggots are unbelievable, and your happenings are literally gayer and often far more retarded than CNN's "BREAKING" spam on the bottom of their cunt-manual of a channel. This place is only slightly less gay than the_donald now, such a god damn shame

>>136867398
I'm in the City maybe 40 blocks away and that's entirely fucking bullshit. Likely locking down the immediate area at most, but chill the fuck out.

just got off phone with my mother in law. she said that my wife was taking het kid for weekly visit with his dad at the playground on dahila. we hav yet to hear from any of them. PLEASE HELP POL

>>136866546
Im in tears, you magnificient fuck

>>136868005
you know where I can but some green weed? Like Blood orange or some shit?

>>136867928
>doesn't know the "tanks in 30" meme

d'oh looks like you got tricked fellow burger

>>136867995
soorry im just freaking out.

>>136868005
Calm down anon. She prob wasnt around the scene

>>136866546
actual denver fag here

hearing tons of sirens. will post more updates.

also OP if i see your "wife" ill make sure to send pics of her black daddy

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>>136866333
>yeAh
>66333

WEW LAD

denver here
birds chirping
sun is shining
barely any wind
beautiful
peace

ur all fucken retards

>>136868005

No, fuck off cuck, I hope all of your family got assploded.

>>136866546
haha Gary!

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>>136868199
The battle for denver begins

>>136868223
In Denver, reporting the same. This thread is tier 1 dog shit

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DENVER BRO HERE

COPTERS AND PLANES OVERHEAD

>>136866867
>https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/895752364568784896
Call it out. Need sauce from local news stations.

>>136868223
where do you live in denver? i was on broadway and could hear sirens from there.

>>136868199

what are the PURITANS doing in co?

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>>136868172

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>>136866333
>https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/895752364568784896


>No injuries reported.

Not happening, everyone in this thread is retarded.

>>136867706
do they have snakes in canada or is it too cold?

fuck you guys she isn't like that. im so freaking mad right now all the crap you losers keep writing. all i want is pol to be on the llookout for her. police says i need to wait longer to file missing persons report. will keep you all posted

>>136867928
Look up, you might see the joke

Denver anon here. Denver is gone. No injuries, just death.

>>136868223
>>136868345
>>>136866546
Then what was it?

136868005
you're trying too hard for (you)s redditor

>>136868287
Gary?

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>>136866546
Very subtle cuck posting. Nice.

>>136868564
what about all that weed? is it gone too ?

>>136866333
>trips
WOAH

>>136867928
Lurk moar faggot.

>>136868671
>subtle
>he’s made 10 posts with an over exaggerated cuck persona

>>136868465
they have lots of snakes, i think at least 4 are deadly

> In Denver 40 blocks from "Denver Happening!!!"
> all sources reporting zero injuries
> hear a couple sirens, but nothing abnormal
> anons itt screeching about national guard, city being on lock down, and missing children
> walk outside 45 seconds ago on busy street, people eating late lunch & shopping everywhere
> sunny, beautiful out
> nothing is "Happening"
Sometimes pol is seriously fucking worse than CNN. You faggots are worse than uppity soccer moms for fucks sake

>>136866694
This.

>>136868568
ambulance, some old fuck prob just shat himself to death in his bed
>>136868411
east side

Motherfucker. I'm at layover in Denver and they just delayed my flight. Talks of cancel

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>>136868406

https://twitter.com/KDVR/status/895750237687566336

https://twitter.com/DenverChannel/status/895749915225145346

>>136868829
I've never seen a wild one in bong.

>>136868568
I dunno there was an explosion but there's literally nothing going on and I'm 40 blocks away, could be hash oil, could be some uppity white trash or antifa nigger set off a glorified M80 to make a statement, whatever it is its lame as fuck

http://kdvr.com/2017/08/10/police-explosion-reported-near-28th-and-dahlia-in-denver/

We'll it might be happening

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JUST IN: Firefight reported in subterranean lair beneath old Stapleton International Airport

>No dead Mexicans

This is NOT how you make Denver Great Again, explosion. disappointed in you.

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>>136868796
I didn't look at the rest

I was i Denver last night to see Green Day with my black boyfriend. Glad I got back down to the springs.

>>136868979
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-40853286
Looks like they just found a new kind over there

>>136869039
Has oil would actually make sense

>>136869137
Your bait is shit

It was an explosion of homemade fireworks in a trash can. It's nothing.

>>136869137
someone in pol posting about having a black boyfriend VS. someone claiming a black person lives in the springs - double b8 eh m8?

>>136868966
>https://twitter.com/DenverChannel/status/895749915225145346
Thanks for the sources. Checked. Can confirm explosion.

>>136866546
Hope they got rekt
Was a waist anyway

>>136867928
>SNIPER WITH OVER 50090090909 CONFIRMED KILLS

>>136866333
Fucking weedlabs. Constantly blowing up neighborhoods. I'm glad Sessions is the AG, maybe he can clean up Colorado.

DOES THE PRESIDENT DISAVOW THIS ATTACK?

>>136868005
obvious troll.

> she said that my wife was taking het kid for weekly visit with his dad
There is just one Problem: The natural black father's job is done when it sired a child. It will then leave the female to it's fate and never resume contact with her or it's offspring ever again.

Denverfag here. A submarine just rolled past my window. This might be big

>>136869226
Im literally not lying.
>>136869285
There are tons of nigs in the springs. Where tf do u live? Black Forest?

>>136869189
Venomous is not a great sign.

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>>136868966
i won't lets these repeating numbers be unchecked.

also, no dead people no happening

>>136868446
catchy song, post it.

relax guys, someones mobility scooter battery overheated.

>>136869341
I never killed anyone bro - but I'm USMC retired 0311 GWOT veteran whose been around countless sand-nigger crafted explosions and whose also sitting in Denver 40 blocks from this "Happening!!!" here to confirm for you faggots that literally nothing is "Happening!!!" - go get all hyped on /t_d or some other fag repository

GUYS SHE IS STILL ALIVE! police pinged her cell phone to her exs house. they herd the explosion and went inside his house to hide because they didn't know what was going on. THANKS FOR HELPING ME!

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>>136868966

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Gas leak. Its always a gas leak.

>>136869443
> tons of nigs in the springs
lol by CO standards maybe bro, "tons" means like .05% of the population? With the exception of the beans, CO Springs is whiter than a freshly-bleached Klan robe bro

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>>136869522
dangerously unchecked

>>136866546

Trey Parker?

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>>136869522

>>136866813
hey...it's ur wife

Jamal, Amar Muhammed and I are OK, I thought you promised not to get on /pol/ anymore! It scares Amar! You know they promote Islamaphobia and Nazism!! Jamal bought me that purse you couldn't afford and apparently it was a doozie and didn't kill anyone.

Got family in Aurora should I be concerned ?

>>136866546

Not sure if real but have a kek

I'm laughing right now though.

>>136869902
Yeah they live in nigger central

>>136869654
> my wife and "mixed child" are missing
> help pol, please help
> oh I guess she was at her ex's house
> WHEW! So happy thx pol u guys rock
wife is literally getting fucked by a nig lol, top shelf shit anon, top shelf shit

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>>136866546
Don't ever post about you or your wife's son ever again. This ends now, Gary.

So any real info about what happened?

>>136869443
>tons of nigs in the springs.
No there aren't, go to an east coast city if you want to see what a lot of niggers is. A shitload of spics though.

>>136869997
I'm not seeing anything on non-twitter sources.

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>>136868223
I also don't hear anything.

>>136869902
Yah bro they're probly already dead and / or being raped. Call them to say goodbye immediately (if its not too late)

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>>136869877

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isnt there an undergrund illuminati/satanist whatever base? yep, think so

>>136869760
Which is sad because i see niggers everywhere.

>>136869997
>>136870058
http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/local-news/reported-explosion-closes-28th-dahlia-in-denver
literally nothing - zero injuries, this thread is cum-crusted pubes, nothing more

>>136869949
They live near south lands mall, not too niggered up yet

GUISE GUISE I JUST BUSTED A NUT AND IT'S ALL OVER THE COMPUTER SCREEN AND MY EARS!!!

HABBENING!

Explosion in a garbage can at 28th and dahlia. Cause of explosion is fireworks.
OP sucks cock.

>>136869341
>MASTER IN GORILLA AND BIRD WARFARE.

>>136870106
This. They're just building new pathways and areas.

>>136866546

>My wife's won

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>>136866546
I actually laughed

>>136868671
>subtle
It was good until he used the "mixed child" thing. Wife's son is always good desu

>>136870128
lol bro do you live in the CO springs municipal jail? CO Springs has what - 650,000 people? I guarantee there are no more than 10,000 nigs in the entire city, and I'd bet 30% are military. You needa travel a bit friendo, go to the midwest, south, or maybe NY / NJ. You'll realize how incredibly, uniquely white the springs is comparatively

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GAAAAYYYYY

>>136869902
Tim?

>>136870483
No i live down by Hancock and Costilla by downtown and prospect lake. There are about 5 halfway houses on my street and niggers grilling out and fighting every single day when I walk outside.

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>>136866546

Shes safe. I saw her polishing a bull niggers knob a few minutes ago while her son was fingering his hole.

Hope that eases your fears gary.

HA HA HA HA

this sucks man

>>136870483
Also, I'm from Chicago.

>>136870672

called it

>>136867341
>>136867928
>>136868345
>>136868901
>>136869039
>>136869618
>>136870174

sage this thread you retarded fucking faggots - you're worse than a bunch of fuckin chink soccer moms for fucks sake

Guys she just got home. thank god she is unhurt. thanks to those who tried to help. screw you to those who laughed at me.

>>136867928
>0311
>doesn't know tanks in 30 joke
good jorb motard

>>136870739
well that sounds like a shitty place to live within a generally shitty place to live (of all the parts of the frontrange to live CO springs would be the last), but the point remains: nigs make up maybe 5% of the population of CO springs, so... I dunno bro, just move. There are plenty of cheap as fuck areas around there compared to the rest of the front range

>>136867883
>1 post by this ID

>>136871319
Want to get a place in Boulder and slay some liberal pussi? I'll throw down on 1k a mont.

C O L O R A D O I S D E S P E R A D O.
DOOT TOOT TOOTOO

>>136871571
I'll match it

>>136871660
Hmu bro. Im shoutin

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>>136866333
Recall the fucky Denver airport NWO weirdness
I doubt this incident is on the level

>>136871571
lol that's where I was born and went to kindergarten through CU, and I certainly don't wanna live there again but I'd take it over the Springs 10 times outta 10. Only part of the CA-influx that is good is the grils in Boulder, top notch snatch is available, even for a mediocre fuck face like myself

>>136871872
Yeah i got my degree there. Its lit. Just too many libs.

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>>136868966
>>136869522
>>136869877

>>136866546
fucking kek, top-tier shitpost

over 9000 habbening goys:D:D;);)

http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/local-news/reported-explosion-closes-28th-dahlia-in-denver

>>136866546
>SensibleChuckle.jpeg

>>136866546
kek

>>136868223
Good to know my white friend. Stay safe Pedro.

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>>136869877

It was someone trying to make marijuana. Sessions has to stop this reefer madness

>>136866546
>I have been calling my wife and her son for about half an hour and am not getting any response
Fuck, you got me.

>>136874115
its fucking hailing now

>>136866546
Have you tried calling her bull? He will have a better idea than you if they are safe

>>136866333
>333
Are we all dead yet?

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>>136866333
try that shit in boulder and the hippie veitnam fucks will come out shooting

>>136867928

Go eat some crayons muhreen.

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>>136866546

>>136866546
You want us to speak to your wife's son again? Oh how the tables have turned...

>>136866813
Where do you think she is right now?HIM!
Search you feeling, you know it too be true.

>>136866546
Spicy bait. Good job

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>>136866333
I'm in Denver, and I'm here to tell you the explosion was in my pants :}~~