North Korea: A Few Things

The UN couldn't beat a bunch of hungry farmers using 19th century muskets...

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>says he'll attack Guam
>actually attacks somewhere else

hur dur?

>>136861147
HERE IT COMES
ALMOST THERE
JUST YOU WAIT, ANY MINUTE NOW
GEEEEEEEEEEEET READY!

>>136861366
good thing the UN isn't involve at all

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>>136861147
no he is going to launch a faulty icbm that will likely crash over the south pacific because it is soviet era tech in the era of magnetic rail guns that launch 2 ton pieces of metal at 30,000 miles an hour, he is out of his league, he is the blind man punching up at god, there is no fight here, if his missile reaches guam, he's fucked, if it doesn't hes fucked, one of our vassal states which we recently armed (hint: japan) will fuck every single gook in the ass so hard it will make the rape of nanking look like a goddamn joke, these little shit eaters better hope we get there first, other wise japan is gonna make them eat their own children in an open air BBQ. I actually just kind of worried myself thinking about japan becoming imperialistic again. at least they're on our side this time.

>>136861452
actually they sorta just got involved kek
http://www.investors.com/politics/editorials/dont-look-now-but-trump-just-got-china-russia-and-the-u-n-to-take-north-koreas-nuke-threat-seriously/

>>136861147
I hope he wipes out as many libshit cities as possible. The USA is a fucking disgrace, the entire country has degenerated and the only thing that can fix it is an ocean of blood. If Kim really does start hostilities hopefully trump lets a few nukes slip by to cull the cucks on the West Coast.

>>136861609
couldn't agree more, this will be true if their soldiers are is viscous and blood thirsty as WWII. I think China will back away and essentially say to North Korea "you're on your ow this time". No way in hell China is going to war with us any time soon, after all we are essentially their biggest customer kek. No way in hell Russia would take North Korea's side either.

>>136861147
>America
>winning vs gook farmers
how do you want to fight a standing army?

>>136861609
Japs are soft. They've been ruined by decades of anime, corny gameshows, Nintendo, and tentacle rape cartoons. Their samurai/warrior culture is dead. Best they can muster is defending their own islands. They aren't embarking to rape and pillage anyone.

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>>136861913
Nah you nazi scum can't you see that Trump is trying to return America to it's Reagan days? When our relationship with Russia wasn't as FUCKED as Obama made is. Hell even Bush had a good relationship with Putin.

this place is such cancer now

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>>136862345
yeah... you didn't read that article about how literally the day trump said that japan could rearm themselves 120,000 able bodied young men joined the military, you can try to teach someone that kind of love nation and dedication, but its really more in the blood then anything else.

>>136861147
>When will the little Asian dude learn that our Air Force can wipe out North Korea in approx 15 minutes?
When our Air Force wipes out North Korea in approx 15 minutes.

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>>136862780
kek

>>136861913
>economic and cultural center of the country wiped out entirely
>millions of his countrymen vaporized in nuclear fire
>this is a good thing
They may be defenerates, but they're fucking Americans. To wish death upon entire cities of your own men is traitorous, but I would expect nothing less from a man who flies the flag of an army who got their ads kicked by America. Traitorous scum.

KJU needs to wipe out the SNL studio. Extreme butthurt from the left. Extreme joy for us.

>>136863561
>dedication
and CNN, MSNBC, ABC, NBC, CBS.=, and Buzzfeed.

>>136862317
When it comes to killing gooks, Americans are the best. 68,000 dead Americans vs 1.2+ million dead North Vietnamese. We only lost the ideological aspect of the Vietnam war, but all we need to do in NK is KILL

>>136862774

link me, sounds interesting

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>>136863874
knowing trump, i doubt we will put troops on the ground to be honest. he was against the Iraq war, I just think we need to send our air force over and bomb the damn gooks into oblivion without hurting South Korea, those are the good gooks

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>>136863849
GE owns Buzzfeed, NBC and MSNBC..

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>>136861147
I am calling his bluff. No self-respecting evil villain announces what they will do several days in advance, r-right guys? g-guys?

>>136861147

We could just fake that we intercepted his attack and brought the missile down, and everybody would believe it because North Korea said they would.

>>136861147

He's making threats for subsidies like the North Korean heirarchy has done for decades. He needs food and resources to keep his loyal people fed. In a more reasonable dictatorship he would have been headless by the first famine.

>>136862317
>a German challenging the American army
Kek

>>136864184
What is stopping NK from flying a nuke over the U.S. in a spy plane like the Russians just did? Why put in the effort of developing a nuke small enough to fit on a missile or building ICBMs?

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>nu/pol/ brainlets cant see this as a desperate WMDs in Iraq scenario
>nu/pol/ brainlets believe the MSM now because they agree with trump on one issue
Sad!

>>136862317
north korea doesn't have any farmers or else they'd have food.

US military is gucci

Awoooooo
NUCLEAR WAR NOW

>>136861147
>The little Asian dude is only striking Guam because he either doesn't have the balls to strike one of the states, or he actually doesn't have the ability to do it yet
The norks will never have the capabilities to penetrate the US missile defense system. Thinking they will or can is just delusion.

>>136864172
Trump was for the Iraq war you disinfo shill

He's not attacking Guam. NK have said they will fire missiles into the ocean around Guam, to show that they are serious and have the ability to strike the US mainland if they wish.

It's basically the equivalent of "I'm going to swing my arms and if I hit you it's not my fault".

>>136861147
>Kim Jung Oops fires his "ICBMs'" into Guam and accidentally hits the water instead

I really doubt they have anything that could actually hit Guam. They can barely fire a rocket across their own fucking border.

>>136864729
He might as well try to hit it because the result will be the same

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>>136864586
fucking leaf

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isn't guam that place everyone mentions when they want to say "the middle of nowhere"?

who gives a shit, light this fuse

>>136864900
Why did you even make this post anon? It's not funny nor is it the appropriate use of the meme

>>136864957
We care because
>A. Americans are there
>B. It's a US territory
>C. We would get involved anyway regardless of Americans residing there or even is it wasn't a US territory

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>>136864706

because its NOT GUAM you have to be 2 years old to think that was a legit spot and telling your enemy what youre doing

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>>136865064
You live in England why the fuck are you trying to chew my ass over something off topic, go shoot yourself faggot. Oh shit wait, you guys don't have guns never mind kek.

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>>136864582
Underrated

There's a lot of military personnel stationed in Guam.

>>136865398
Does this poster even know that he's an obvious plebbitor?

>>136865488
Yeah it's sort of like what Cuba could have been for he Russians if we didn't catch them

>>136861642
This is a great move because it basically is the US saying "of these motherfuckers step up, we will sit them down. Problem?"

And everyone else saying

"Go for it senpai"

>>136861147
Question from an uniformed person.

I know we can't attack them preemptively because of some bullshit rules but if they do attack our territory can't we just wipe them clear off the map without other nations being upset? I mean we wouldn't even have to use a nuke these guys have nothing just a bunch of strategic strikes would cause them to be sent back to the stone age right?

Again I know jack shit on international rules of combat and war in general.

>>136863874
You know your ally South Vietnam took the brunt of the casualties on your side right?

Don't the US have 20+ MOABs going out of date in the next couple of months?

>>136865651
fuck yeah, I personally think there are ups and downs to that but then again it will give us reason to fucking attack them when they do it so no one can really blame us. We never really attack without being attacked first really.

>>136865565
you aren't welcome here
>go cry to your "mum"

>>136861147

Is the Bush Doctrine still followed? This is already enough to make NK glow in the dark.

>>136865488
Gee I really wonder why your enemies talk shit when you shove your incompetent, tranny ridden zog bot bases up in everyone's ass claiming that you're saving us from yet another major threat to world peace. If you fail to see as an American, that what your country has become isn't the exact opposite of the nation envisioned by your founding fathers, then I am not surprised. As a mass controlled by sheer propaganda of the Jew, you have truly demonstrated the power of the pen, while you, the goym, have carried the sword of meaningless destruction, martyrdom and self sacrifice. Your lack of self awareness is disgusting.

>>136865887
Yes, we can. I hope Trump doesn't use a nuke to be honest but a former Air Force general said the other day it would take at least 15 minutes to wipe out North Korea. I hope that's what we do

>>136861147

Should we do a poll of who should be glassed first and submit it to dear leader for his consideration?

Asking for a friend.

>>136866294
I think it's safe to say that if we wait for Guam to get bombed we will have lest opposition from other countries to bomb NK. It would give us not only more of a reason but show we don't take shit from anyone.

>>136866456
world peace is the end to this world

>>136866903
but we shouldn't try to prevent our fate, we will know when God is ready

>>136863348

T R U E P A T R I O T
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>>136861147
ANY SECOND NOW...

>>136865887
International rules are bullshit. Other countries will complain to achieve leverage, whether or not this means anything is largely up to US public opinion, no-one else can do shit, if you end being stupid enough to send Trump and co to the Hague they will be found guilty, because that's what the Hague is for (its conviction rate is 99+%). This is true if the Norks attack first or not, but I imagine it would be harder to sell shipping Trump off to you it if they attack first. Technically, any international dispute, up to and including an invasion or attack on your territory, is supposed to be handled by the UN security council, but even a casual look at post-WW2 history shows what complete nonsense that idea is in practice.

I've been drunk the last few days, what did I miss
?

>>136866903
Fair point, no war, no arms trade, no business, no money, no prosperity, no prosperity = communism, communism = gay

>>136867490
Sabre ratling, Trump says if the Norks don't behave they'll be met with fire and fury like the world has never seen, Norks say they'll rek Guam if America tries to stop their nuke research.

It's great to see a country telling the US to go fuck itself, even if it is a country full of pint-sized gooks. Realistically the US isn't going to do shit to a country with nuclear weapons, and economic sanctions are going to hurt the general populace while the leadership won't be affected.

>>136861147
I think he already knows. Kim had to respond to sanctions or look weak in front of his regime. His days are numbered.

>>136861913
I wouldn't miss San Fran. Might miss Seattle. My guess is the NK tech is so immature it is likely to hit nothing of importance.

>>136862317
These days nerds fight from comfy offices using drones.

>>136864493
>>nu/pol/ brainlets cant see this as a desperate WMDs in Iraq scenario
>nu/pol/ brainlets believe the MSM now because they agree with trump on one issue
Sad!
Sanctions triggered this. NK is the one making claims and launching missles. Are you stupid or something?