Can someone please explain the appeal of Islam?

wtf i'm a christian now

>>136856011
You're asking us to explain something thought up by ''""""people""""" that still wipe their ass with their hands

>>136856011
Have big families, kill those who leave. Results in lots of inbred saracens

it's not that you can just choose what religion you'll believe when you're born

women are property again
jews slaughtered

those 2 should be enough tbfh

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>>136856245
h-how do you wipe your ass?

>>136856011
I don't know how monkeys reason, so I have no idea.

>>136856572
Lol damn it, you know what I meant

Well, sandniggers are horrible people, so a horrible religion only seems natural for them

>>136856245
We wash our ass with water dumbfuck
You wipe it with paper. You wouldn't wipe your feet with paper if you got shit on your foot at the beach. dumb fuck americunt.

>>136856747
We don't shit on our beaches.

>>136856747
so your fingers touch your butthole
disgusting

>>136856220
God does not accept Canadians...

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>>136856747
>We wash our ass with water dumbfuck
Sounds very inconvenient for a fucking death cult that developed in the fucking desert, don't you think, Dumbfuck.

>>136856730
>people
That's generous

>>136857046
I bet something else touches your butthole and you have no problem with it ;)

>>136856963
i have seen shit on beaches, maybe dog shit, but the point holds, and your logic is retarded. only a retard *wouldn't* wash their ass with water.
>>136857046
yeah, normal people use their hands to wash their body, whats the big deal?

seriously, you subhumans come up with the funniest reasons to reject islam

it's not like this ass-washing technique is even unique to muslims, but hey, as long as you can convince your fellow assburgers on 4chins

>>136856747
Congratulations on making the "make Britain sound like a 3rd world country" post

>>136857335
go wet your bumhole for daddy Allah you fucking faggot

>>136856011
Say yes, and live. Say no, and the knife at your throat cuts off your head.

>>136857142
>there's no water in the desert
stick to chainsawing your rival drug dealers, you fucking spazzo burrito

>>136856011
Mary was engaged to Joseph as a child. The age of marriage of girls in Jewish law is 12-13 for girls so this is the age that she would have married Joseph. In 1st century BC jewish culture, marriage was usually consummated as soon as the girl reached puberty.

Also from the infancy gospel of james:
>The priest said to Joseph, Thou hast been chosen by lot to take into thy keeping the virgin of the Lord. But Joseph refused, saying: I have children, and I am an old man, and she is a young girl. I am afraid lest I become a laughing-stock to the sons of Israel. And the priest said to Joseph: Fear the Lord thy God, and remember what the Lord did to Dathan, and Abiram, and Korah; how the earth opened, and they were swallowed up on account of their contradiction. And now fear, O Joseph, lest the same things happen in thy house. And Joseph was afraid, and took her into his keeping. And Joseph said to Mary: Behold, I have received thee from the temple of the Lord; and now I leave thee in my house, and go away to build my buildings, and I shall come to thee. The Lord will protect thee.

>>136856011
It's a strong religion.
People are naturally attracted to what is considered strong

>>136856011
Shouldn't this be the other way around? Jesus died as virgin while Muhammad (PBUH) conquered both land and pussies.

>>136857496
>get to fuck kids
>so stronk :^)

>>136857142
Make that sand nigger drink it after you shit in the bottle too

>>136857481
>from the infancy gospel of james

>Also from this fraudulent forgery thrown together by satanic gnostics....

>>136857547
it's a parody, i didn't expect you to get it with your unique "sense" of humour

>>136857667
It's not a parody at all Achmed. Also, get the fuck out of the UK.

>>136856572
a bidet, you uncultured swine

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>>136857496
Christianity used to be strong,

I wonder what happened...

>>136856533
This tbqhwyf
The cons are no alcohol & no mdma

>>136857735
>it's not meant as a parody so it can't be a parody
and no, you gtfo of the land that belongs to the natives. you won't? i won't either. (i wouldn't even if you did, i like fucking white pussy)

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>>136857467
As soon as i see one of you niggers you will wish you never spoke of pisslam, I will fucking show you the meaning of pure fucking terror.

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>>136856011
>muh sky daddy
Abrahamic religions and their followers all need a quick bullet to the head. Christians, Jews, Muslims, all horrible groups of order-following people.

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>>136857735
>It's not a parody

>>136857667
How to spot a paki

>>136857994
>order-following
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NOOOOOOO RULLEESSSSSSSSSSS

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>>136856011
>the appeal of Islam?
Anti-white.
Anti-white beats anything.
Libeturds don't care if Islam is homophobic, anti-women, anti-liberties... as long it's anti-white, it is a jewel for anti-white liberals.

>>136857885
>no alcohol
>con to not drink a bitter tasting drink that fucks up your liver and turns you into a society-destroying retard
look at any chav """family""", don't pretend to me alcohol isn't the root cause

>drugs
you're a moron to actually think drugs are unironically okay
>>136857982
bitch don't threaten people over the internet, it makes your whole race seem just that much more pussy than i thought. now i'm gonna associate you burritos with that kid with the fucked up teeth "say that to my face not on the internet and watch what happens"

& no mdma

>>136856455
Well it not like you can leave it later on.

At least in islam

>>136857335
HAHAHAHAHA FAGGOT WHY ARE YOU TOUCHING YOUR ASSHOLE

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>>136857994

>>136858130
pakis are still superior to you, anglo cuck. you aren't even going to last 30 more years in america, think about that. you don't even have 1 generation left because your women are free to fuck jamal and tyrone.

i wonder if you will ever curse the day you started worshipping a moronic concept like 'freedumb'

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>>136858352
Fuck you paki my cousin just came back from there and fucking bitch slapped some of you niggers, he said that they were crying raiciss to the cops, bunch a fucking pedo loving faggots.

>>136858539
>freedumb
>AMERICA BTFO HOW WILL WE EVERY RECOVER
Lmao you had time to think about what you wanted to type, and that was the best you came up with? "superior" indeed...

>>136856011
>claims allah allows 4 wives but then marries 11
>kills people who don't accept him
>followers will kill if you shit-talk their god
that's 100% chad though

meanwhile
>just heal and love people
>didn't hurt anyone
virgin

Chad is stupid, uncaring and selfish
Virgin is thoughtful, meek and intelligent

>>136858560
>my cousin just came back from there
see how I know you're lying? you wouldn't be let in firsly, and secondly if one of you ugly short burritos did get in, you would never go back to your drug-crazed pit called mahicooo

>>136858708
you still replied, that should tell you what a cuck you are

>>136858539

Notice you're talking to him in an European language. Nobody talks or writes in Urdu in any significant nation. What does that tell you about the non-influence of your inbred shithole people?

Even many Sub-Saharan African countries are richer than Pakistan. It's fucking hilarious how garbage your people are.

>>136857421
>>136858428
>disgusting smelly kuffar

>>136856747
You're behind the time you stupid goat fucker

>>136858872
>you laughed at me so youre a cuck
Yep, flawless logic

>>136856011
Jesus didn't say you should only have one wife, did he? Abraham had like 500 wives.

>>136856011
Fact: Jesus accidentally killed his friend when he was 8. Jesus also whipped the shit out of jews trying to use churches as places to sell trinkets.

All the parts about "turn the other cheek" used to be followed up by " but don't just stand there and take it, either", but (((they))) had it removed.

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>>136858815
> you wouldn't be let in firsly
LEL, his brother was offered a job there in London and left after a month because he couldn't stand the fucking stench on the pakis, good thing he was able to get his job back at the University.
Stay inbred you fuck.

>>136859002
>Jesus accidentally killed his friend when he was 8
WHAAAAT??
Where is this talked about anywhere?

>>136858925
notice how no one is talking like sywcya ywysyzywy cyafysayfycyycy? how you fucking polish can come on the internet and dare to type even one word is a shock to me.

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Guys it's obviously a larping white kid

>>136857072
A FUCKING SOCIALIST PAGAN OCCULTIST

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>>136856011
Islam was the best religion according to Hitler.

>>136859002
Idk about all of that, but yea the Christianity= pacifism is a huge lie

>>136856011
I feel that Chad would be reversed here, especially since Jesus was a literal wife's son.

>>136856011
But Jesus was a virgin.

>>136859188
and your ancestors fought a war to own BBC, does that makes it right?

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>>136859136

Look at that chart, niggerpak. See where your people are going?


Fucking nowhere.


Hahahahahahaha

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>>136858296
>wew
I finally get it

>>136857142
quite the flavor of Asia

>>136857335
I reject Islam because you guys are a bunch of heretical apostates that do not accept Christ as the Messiah, you fucking heathen fuckwits.

>>136859087
>a job there in London and left after a month

>worked a zero-hour contract cleaning for a burrito takeaway
>left after one month because it was difficult

nothing about your made-up story is making sense, taco. people don't get a job in london and then leave because some people they hardly ever encounter smell bad.
hope you get a job buliding the wall tho

>>136859107
It's in some heretical gnostic gospel written centuries later. It's garbage. It's also where Mohammad got his ideas about Jesus.

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>>136858524
>strawman fallacy
Where did I say we needed to swap out religions? Organized religion is population-control. Stay bluepilled, cuckboi.
>>136858230
>doesn't understand natural law and the laws of the universe
>thinks we need arbitrary, man-made rules used to subvert and control populations for the sole purpose instigating endless conflict
>being this retarded

>>136857467
I always thought you'd prefer the input of a fellow decapitator, you filthy sandman.

>>136859473
yes such a low GDP (i don't know where you made up the chart from, probably got an indian to make it for you in Excel), funny how we still managed to build nukes and poland still cannot into space.

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>>136859584
did't read, stay inbred paki.

>>136856011
It lets niggers justify nigger behavior.

>>136859545
>that do not accept Christ as the Messiah
a fucking leaf would say something as retarded as that

we actually do accept Christ as the Messiah you absolute fuckwit. we just don't accept the Father Son Holy Ghost bullshit.

If you could choose between a weak horse and the strong horse. What would you choose?

>>136857994
How far did you tip your fedora before you posted this? Did you do a full 90 degrees? I'm impressed...

>>136857819
>use enema a minimum of once a day
>"hehe u r uncultred"
>"wh-what, no im not gay.."

>>136859854
>inbred inbred
>posts the usual anti-islam pics
notice i don't care about you people enough to save pics of burritos on my computer? you must spend a lot of time on here thinking about how to share your hatred of islam with your fellow spergs. good, stay in containment. i'm outta this shitty thread lol. hope a zeta catches you.

>>136859677
Literally again, literally,
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I WANNA DO WHATEVER I FEEL LIKE

>>136856011
What's the appeal of any religion? Useless fairy tales in 2017.

>>136860054
Is the aisle full SHART?

>>136856747
>anglos arent white

Islam wasn't so bad at first.

People in the middle east were glad when the arabs conquered the holy land because their taxes were lower than those of the byzantines.

When jerusalem first fell in 637 the caliph Umar specifically refused to pray in a christian church of the holy sepulchre so as not to convert it to a mosque.

The first one to actually oppress Christians was caliph Hakim in 1010's and the guy was legit batshit fucking insane and eventually started calling himself Allah until he mysteriously disappeared one day. After that it was the crusades so you cant really blame them.

Even then Saladin never oppressed other faiths once Jerusalem was retaken by muslims.

And last but not least, muslims NEVER did forced conversion because its not in their fucking book. People converted to gain status and power but were never forced at swordpoint.

>>136856747
>flag
Checks out

>>136857819
I have used a bidet before and honestly it feels gay as fuck to have a water stream shoot up your asshole though I will admit it's probably more sanitary

>>136860143
ya but you gotta admit islam is pretty shit eh?

>>136856011
Islam is only attractive to the socially retarded and physically unattractive, because it gives unviable males a chance to get women that they would have no chance of getting elsewhere.

>>136856011
Jesus died a virgin while Muhammad was alpha and led a fucking army, banged chicks every day, like a true Chad

The guy who made it clearly doesn't know what a "Chad" is. Nor does he know any history.

>>136860699
I am ugly and autistic and I prefer Christianity
my immortal soul is still more beatiful than any goatfucker female

>>136860484
Go touch your wet butt hole Hassan

>>136860484
okay so i take back what i said here >>136859136

>>136858352
>look at any chav """family""", don't pretend to me alcohol isn't the root cause
Look at the comparative achievements of Christian Europe and the muslim world, don't pretend to me that alcohol isn't the root cause.

>>136856747
You wipe your ass with your hand and then slice more kebab.
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/660785/curry-chef-toilet-roll-bottom-hands

>>136860484
They incentives conversion with the jizya tax.

Englishmen do not spray their arse with water.
Pakis and Jews do

>>136860802
I'm not saying every ugly or antisocial person will love Islam, but Islam is likely attractive to a good number of uggoNEETs because it gives them a power boost in terms of acquiring women.

I believe most people are meta-cognitive enough to understand how pathetic such a view is, but being ugly, bitter, and stupid does a number on the psyche of many losers.

>>136856011

is this OC ?

>>136860143
Burritos aren't funny. That picture was
>wtf I love Mexicans now

>>136861604
it's been posted too many times to make me laugh any more. there aren't any good anti-islam memes any more, i used to actually laugh at the shit like goatfucking and burka jokes, now it's been done too many times.
(like your mum)

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>>136857142
>touched food with his left hand.

Burn him.

>>136862818
you muslim got totally retarded rules
consider this: japans invent robotic hands, everybody gets few of those to simultanously pick nose and drink and shitpost
you can only install right robo hands because religion

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>>136858352
Look, at some point all the Islam (((promotion))) is gonna crawl right back up the Jewish ass. Why? Because sooner or later it's gonna seem like a good move for educated white people, and they'll end up with a white patriarchy they'll be unable to control.

Look, I'm nearly 40. I don't want an 8-year-old virgin wife, but I'd like sure go for an 18-year-old. Islam offers that. As for the hedonism, I'd just do what the other Muslims do: take that shit overseas, and maybe do a couple extra minutes on the prayer mat later.

I don't want to go Muslim, though. I like the West, and I think it has a lot worth preserving. But Islam will have its day if the West allows itself to be cucked. Pic related

>>136856011
you get to force your wife to fuck with you, you get as many underage girls and goats to fuck, etc.

sounds great??

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>>136856011
Simple attraction for the weak-minded

>>136868650
>can buy you a place in heaven
roflmao

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>>136856011

Hitler was a socialist and even he hated the cucked Christian religion.

>>136868867
roman empire collapsed in 476, whoever wrote this needs a history lesson

>>136857142
>Yeahya Flavour of Asia
Goddammit these fucking freaks can be so funny sometimes.

>>136856533
>women are property again
1 Timothy 2:9-15King James Version (KJV)

9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;

10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works.

11 Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.

12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

13 For Adam was first formed, then Eve.

14 And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.

15 Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.

>jews slaughtered
Romans 13:3-4King James Version (KJV)

3 For rulers are not a terror to good works, but to the evil. Wilt thou then not be afraid of the power? do that which is good, and thou shalt have praise of the same:

4 For he is the minister of God to thee for good. But if thou do that which is evil, be afraid; for he beareth not the sword in vain: for he is the minister of God, a revenger to execute wrath upon him that doeth evil.

>>136856011
If you're in a majority muslim country the appeal is getting to live.

If you're not in a majority muslim country, I suppose the appeal stems from its fundamentalism. Islam doesn't leave a lot of wiggle room in terms of doctrine. Where, if you ask a bunch of Christians how they reconcile God's more barbaric actions in the Bible or commands and rules that don't seem to gel with the teachings of Christ, they'll probably all respond differently based on how they interpret Scripture. Depending on how reformed they are, they may not even acknowledge certain rules or passages.

Muslims on the other hand stick directly to the letter of the Koran and do what it says. People who interpret it differently to them are heretics/blasphemers.

>>136869027
It's referring to the fall of constantinople.

>>136856011
Jesus christ is literally Xavier.

>>136857046
Better than clogging your sink's drain with shit.

Unless you want an army of drain flies in your bathroom.

>>136856011
Literal jesus twice dead virgin.

>>136856011
>Turn the other cheek

Cucks. Even Hitler knew this and wished he were a BASED Muslim.

>In b4 muh things from culture pre-dating Islam and found in a bible-esque 200 year after death Chinese whispers

>>136870281
Shut the fuck up. You literally only exist because of Jesus Christ.

>>136856011
>VIRGIN false prophet
>Mohammed
I see what you did here

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>>136871053
I bet the ones with their face hidden are men that use their disguise to fuck his wives on his back. Muslims have a sex hierarchy similar to Side-blotched lizards.

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>>136871549
>Side-blotched lizards are notable for having the highest number of distinct male and female morphs or "genders" within a species: three male and two female. Reproductively the males have testes and the females have ovaries. However they show a diversity of behaviors associated with reproduction, which are often referred to as "alternative reproductive tactics".[3]

>Orange-throated males are "ultra-dominant, high testosterone", who establish large territories and control areas that contain multiple females. Yellow stripe-throated males ("sneakers") do not defend a territory, but cluster on the fringes of orange-throated lizard territories, and mate with the females on those territories while the orange-throat is absent, as the territory to defend is large. Blue-throated males are less aggressive and guard only one female; they can fend off the yellow stripe-throated males but cannot withstand attacks by orange-throated males. Orange-throated females lay many small eggs and are very territorial. Yellow-throated females lay fewer, larger eggs, and are more tolerant of each other.[4]

>This is called the rock paper scissors effect.,[5] borrowed from the name of the playground game, because the outcome of the mating success shows that one morph of the lizard takes advantage over another but not over the third.[6]

>The orange and blue-throated males can sometimes be seen approaching a human "intruder". One speculation is that he could be giving the female(s) a chance to escape, but whether he is defending the female has not been documented. Another speculation is that he is highly motivated to engage whenever he sees movement on his territory, which he may be interpreting as a possible intruding male, or another female.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Side-blotched_lizard

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>>136856011
>depictions are A-OK
mein sides

>>136857072
>posts this with the leaf cross flag

>>136860681
im sure the bidet made me gay, i cant take a shit now without getting a orgasm from the bidet

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+1 vote for "niggers gonna nig"

>>136856011
You forgot:

>Has a weird fetish with goats

>>136856011
It presents itself as a solution to problems it causes.