WW3 Could Put an End to the Internet

thank God

>>136853797
If NK gets nuked, SK and Japan will maybe have a few shell bombings, but that's it
Most North Americans and Euros won't be affected

Good.

>>136853797
We just lay them again.

>>136853797
well it couldn't be that bad, there's this place they call "outside", I'm sure there could be some adventures or happenings , we could also restore the internet really fast if we obliterate most of the parasites

>>136854081
>>136853840
Why thank God?

>>136854102
>outside
And what's there to do outside? Stand around, yeah that's cool for 5 minutes, but everyday just standing outside under the sun gets pretty boring.

While OP is clearly either a troll or a completely worthless human being, he does raise an important issue:

Without the internet, the Alt Right and white identity are fucked. The little bit of free exchange of ideas that still exists on the internet is the last chance white people have at networking for and promoting white identity. Without the internet, big media (((fake news))) wins.

>>136854874
You're obviously a troll. Without internet what is there to do? I honestly don't know what people did in the 80s, especially since im an 18 year old, what is there for me to do without internet?

>>136855063

Fuck women.
Fix and maintain your car.
Work for a living and hobbies.

>checks flag

Oh, I see.. you got me..

>commies nuked in hellfire and no HD streams to watch it

PAPA TRUMP NO

not having already planed for this. It's like you want to sit in the dark bored.

>>136853797
No internet would possibly save white people.

>>136855607
>fuck women
Prostitution is illegal in my country and im not willing to break the law

>maintain your car
So i'd have to buy a car with money i don't have? Sure

>work for a living
I do work

You're obviously trolling though.

>>136856034
How?

>>136856123
by autists downloading fashy music and life style videos

>>136856082

>prostitution is the only way to fuck women
>"works" but has no money of his own
>I'M the one trolling

Sure buddy

>>136856256
So how would that save anyone?

>>136854874
It's a great idea, echo chambers created by social media companies would disappear over night. People would be forced to get off their ring. The collective mob that puts the commie chinks to shame would finally stop.

>>136856467
>prostitution is the only way to fuck women
Yeah sure you're totally a Chad, considering your on 4chan

>works but has no money of his own
Yeah i have money, not 5K that would somehow magically appear which is the minimum to buy a shitty car

Yeah sure you're TOTALLY not trolling.

>>136856478
inspiration by Hitler and the golden one, what do I know, I just harvest IPS and clicks

>>136854874
If the internet died women would suffer more then men, no more tinder and facebook.

>>136853946
This.

After the Crimean and Ukranian War, the US Government saw how easy it will be knock over Pyongyang with very little repercussion.

>>136853797
I welcome it.

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>>136853797
why doesn't the US just strike first, this is bullshit , these farkin norkys done fuck up

>>136853797
ww3, and your problem is being bored cuz no interweb?

>>136856781
But men would have NOTHING to do. When my parents take away my internet I just sit in my bed staring at the wall trying to entertain myself with thoughts. I sometimes think of stories in my head. And yes im 18 if you are wondering.

>>136853797
as long as my 120TB media server survives I'm fine. have more books to read and movies to watch than I could in one lifetime. (even if it wasnt shortened by radiation poisoning)

>>136856989
read a fucking book and stfu

>>136856899
It's not like WW3 would affect us anyway other than shitty economy and a few shortages of metal i guess. During WW2 America wasn't really affected much other than a few economic changes and some shortages.

>>136853797
Internal country internet would still work, it would be good still.

>>136857097
>reading books
>Doing the most boring thing imaginable
Shut the fuck up

>>136857016
Movies are cool but just doing that Constantly? Besides books are boring as fuck.

>>136854261
>And what's there to do outside? Stand around, yeah that's cool for 5 minutes, but everyday just standing outside under the sun gets pretty boring.
are you a nigger/muslim or just some degenerate millennial/gen-z numale?

you go out and build shit. you work your property. you do it because it's in your genes. stop being a degenerate lazy boypussy and back to plebbit with your shitty larper flag.

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>>136857016
>120TB
How many Terra of porn?

>>136856836
That was the exact thought that first fell into my mind :^)

>>136853797
>>136854261
>>136855063
>>136856082
>>136856123
>>136856256
>>136856478
>>136856599
>>136856767
Kekistani faggots should kill themselves. 100% of their posts are unintelligible nonsense, liberal-esque bitching, or them sucking Jew/Trump/black cock.

>>136853797
not likely, but I am ready

>>136857233
m 7+1 books are the books things to do then no net you gimp

>>136856790
lmao, I think the US learned that lessons from themselves when they invaded Iraq and killed a million people, civil war in Ukraine doesn't even compare

>>136856599

>implying you have to be a Chad to fuck women
>poor financial skills

So the question now is is he a kekistani because he's poor, or is he poor because he's kekistani?

Look my dude, chasing (You)s in life will lead you nowhere. Find actual meaning in life.

Also, quit being retarded.

>>136857383
I take the last three. Somebody give me a link to Trump gen

>>136857263
a few. but I get mostly off erotic buffy fanfiction

>>136857579
I said off yourself degenerate

Good. The internet and TV are quite literally the worst things that have ever happened to humanity.

>>136857343
Why? Life would be hell without internet

>>136857260
>build shit
How? I'm not a blue collar pleb

>work on your property
I don't have property

You're clearly a pussy larper.

>>136857572
>Find actual meaning in life.
>doctoring at your car and fucking women
lmao

>>136853797
an EMP is the only thing that will get us of /pol/
*prays towards NK*

>>136857572
I know you're trolling so im going to have you banned, maybe you should learn better financial skills and stop whining.

>>136857792
Fucking kek mate ;^)

>>136857708
if you are male(male) and don't have the desire to build shit then you need to cut down with the sugars and start increasing your test levels. it's unnatural for men to be passive simpletons without the desire to create.

>>136857643
>erotic buffy fan fiction
hot, especially those with the cat. But remember, when the bombs hit and the internet is gone, porn will be a viable business for the first several weeks, till the industry has adapted
>>136857649
All those unsucked black Trump jew dicks, will you suck em?

>>136853797
>(The loss of internet connection is) in my opinion is the worst thing that can happen becasue seriously without internet there is NOTHING TO DO
Jesus Christ, how much of a beta are you? You can read, exercise, maybe even go outside, get a job, and a life. At this point, you're so degenerate, Webster's dictionary has to change their example of degenerate.

>>136853797
You mean we'd finally be done with Aus posters?

Bring on the nukes.

>>136856989
>men would have nothing to do.
Fuck me, I'm not even mad at the boomers anymore.
>18
>jobless?
>parents turning off the internet
>doesn't know what to do with himself
>implying you're a man not boy
Becareful lad, dad will start thinking he's raised a fag.

>>136857932
How do i increase test levels then?

>>136857975
>read
Boring

>Exercise
Yeah but all day?

>go outside
Nothing to do outside

>Get a job
Have one

>and a life
I do have a life, it's boring. It's just wake up, eat, work, come home, 4chan, bed. Or on weekdays it's get up, eat, 4chan, bed

>>136857821

>stop whining

Mate.....

You're not a troll, just an idiot

>>136858078
My parents do think im gay and thats why i hired some girl who used to go to my school to be my fake girlfriend. But im not jobless I work but don't get many shifts.

>>136853797
>>136853797
>Nothing to do
Anon, that food that you buy at McShitters or off of the supermarket shelves doesn't just magically appear. There would be plenty to do. It's called agriculture while worrying if your fields are contaminated with fallout. Anything disruptive like WWIII is going to fuck with supply chains.

>>136857737

yolo

>>136858078
traps are not gay

>>136858229
I'm not an idiot, im bringing up real points about what would happen in a nuclear war.

>>136858170
Kill your self

>>136853797
The intenet was a mistake.

Gut scheiße mich ficken

>>136858293

Just kill yourself

>>136858247
Ok but how the fuck would i get a field? Most farms cost about a million dollars for the land itself.

>>136858258
exactly, that's why I don't want to waste my time with women or cars

>>136853797
>there's nothing to do
Please almighty lord on heaven let it be so that the Internet goes down first.
OP, do you even read what you write? If the Internet goes down the world will get back on its feet.
People will finally go out and do stuff
They will seek meaning in life instead of sitting in facebook or circlejerk on 4chan.

If the internet doesn't go down during wwIII it proves that it's pointless because humanity would just sit comfy on their twitter, facebook etc accounts and just circlejerk what's happening.
I can't just stomach such a sight so I pray the Internet just gets wiped out along with the archives and backup versions everywhere.

>>136858346
It's literally the only thing keeping me somewhat entertained

>>136858336
>>136858394
Why?

>>136858243
At least you saved yourself a little.
Get a hobbie, I fish or ride my motorbike at weekends.

>>136853797
I'd be okay with that, if you can't live without the internet then maybe you shouldn't be alive.

>>136858511
reminder that traps are not gay

>>136858511
If you really want to give up and escape reality heroin is a much quicker and more "immersive" experience.

>>136858474
>they will finally go out and do stuff
Like what? I'm so fucking cooped up and would love to go outside but there's nothing to do outside because it's so boring. Just walk around in the sun? Boring as fuck, maybe it's not if you're an old fart trying to find God though

>>136858626
I tried fishing but i never catch any fish. I've fished for 30 hours and i almost caught a fish but it got away. Also my parents don't allow me to get on moterized bikes and yes im 18 before you fell underage

>>136858420
>Worried about WWIII
>Thinks there will still be USDs that are worth a shit
>Thinks that people won't just take shit after the mushroom clouds appear

>mfw movies are made after ww3 about the greatest generation of heroes that restored transoceanic cables

>>136858835
You need to get laid, then you will get fish. It's called "Haill" in my country.

>>136858692
Use your imagination. It's why we have it in the first place.
You don't see anything "exciting" to do outside because you use your imagination to stare at a monitors 24/7 and imagine that it's fun or a better alternative and that nothing exciting happens anywhere.
This is exactly what (((they))) want.

>>136854261
I have literally never seen a decent post from someone with a kekistani flag

>>136858920
I'll worry about getting "laid" after getting friends first.

>>136858982
Well i need an idea.

>>136858982
Even with no internet I will still have TV and bluray movies kek ;^)

>>136859096
Is mine your first one?

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He's so obviously trolling.

How can you all be taking the bait this easily?

>>136859129
>Well i need an idea.
Then go look for it outside. It's more healthy.

>>136853797
>I entertain myself while waiting for my life to end.
>The worst thing that could happen is if someone took away my distractions.

>>136858835
What do you spend your money on from your shift work?
Buy a dog, go for walks, you get to speak to girls/women also at the park or lakes. If your parents say no say you need an excuse to get out the house before you blow your brains out the back of your skull.

>>136859173
Nope.

Alright, anon, I'm going to ask you a seemingly odd question here:

Do you have a backyard with any bare ground? Even 5' x 15' or some shit?

>>136859228
You're obviously trolling, enjoy ban

>>136859300
So walk up and down my street staring at trees thinking?

>>136855063
>what is there for me to do without internet?
What about getting a job you little faggot?

>>136859350
Being bored is a disgusting feelings, one of the worst emotions. Why would i want to be bored?

>>136859385
My parents take most of it.

>buy a dog
Parents don't allow it

>go for walks you get to speak to girls/women at the park
No, the parks are empty and you can't just go up to a random person and start talking.

>>136859393
Yeah but my parents hire gardeners.

>>136855063
I got internet when i was 20. Looking back that was a grave mistake. Having all the knowledge and information in the palm of their hands makes people very lazy and numb.

>>136859533
Have a job, that doesn't entertain you.

i'm honestly okay with that. i'm an extroverted person living an introverted life right now because everybody i know is too consumed by their phones and computers. it'd be awesome for people to be present again

>>136859646
What did you do when you were 18?

The end of the internet and social media would be a blessing

>>136856849
>why doesn't the US just strike first
Because the missile defense system is a scam, and now Russia and China is about to find out.

>>136859533
Go easy on him. Here they don't even advertise the jobs, they just fill every. fucking. job. with. immigrants. ;^(

>>136859622
That's what the dogs for you eejit LOL.
You need to stop spending your money anon and save to move out.

>>136859665
Yeah but what if those people don't want you around?

Losing internet during ww3, is going to be the least of our problems.

>>136859774
>save
I can't since any surplus money i have after the month goes to my parents.

>>136859868
Losing internet is the worst possible thing i can imagine.

>>136859932
Hmmmm.... I thought you were 18?

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>>136853797
Shut up and get a hoop and stick

>>136860013
I am 18.

>>136859932
You're fucked anon.
You're going to have to wait until mum and dad drop dead before you get any indepence.

>>136860094
Ok, then you get to keep your money according to the law?

>>136859622
Ask if you can have a small plot of it. 10'x10' or something. Tell them you want to experiment with gardening and tasting real food.

>>136853797
The internet has been designed to withstand a nuclear war, it is too important to fail.

>>136860222
Nope because as long as i am living with my parents, they can charge me anything to stay at home. That's the law.

>>136859622
>Being bored is a disgusting feelings, one of the worst emotions. Why would i want to be bored?
Life is painful. Evolution have made us suffer to strive for our survival. What you desire is to escape from that pain, so why don't you just kill yourself and be done with it?

>>136860310
Wow what a shithole you live in then...

Ok, ask your boss for a loan or something, then rent an apartment with that maybe?

>>136859400
>So walk up and down my street staring at trees thinking?
Get out of the city then.

>>136860310
how much they take?

>>136859665
This so much. All my friends are staring at their phones when we hang out.

>>136853946
i don't see why they don't have a akira style space laser yet

>>136860316
Because i don't want to for that and my cousin tried that and he's nows paralyzed.

>inb4 he was doing it for attention

His parents called the police on him so he ran kicked out a window jumped on the roof and dived off his house and broke his spinal cord. He wasn't doing it for attnetion.

>>136860515
I guess I could try that i doubt i would get a loan from my boss though

>>136860612
Any surplus dollars i have after the month, they don't care how much it is they just don't want me to have enough that i can rent an apartment. So it's often a few dollars because i make sure to spend it before they can take it.

>>136853797

I'm old enough to remember the time before the internet existed, anon, and it was terrible.

We we wanted things we had to leave the house and interact with people, building interpersonal skills and a social cache. When we wanted to play vidya, we had to go to our friends' houses and talk to them face-to-face. Without internet porn we were compelled to talk to girls and get good at it, the result being that everyone from high school - even the nerds - eventually got laid. When there was fuck all on the TV, we read, often visiting the library and working our way through the classics etc.

They were scary, terrible times...

discord server for shits and giggles

Uxfv7

>>136860569
I don't live in a city i live in a country area that's why i said trees

>>136860626
>friends
NORMALFAGGGGGGG

>>136853797
>WW3 Could Put an End to the Internet

I don't have to pay for lost service do?

>>136860823
>interact with people
Well considering people HATE eachother and leaving the house gets you called a freak and kicked by people, that would be terrible

>when we play vidya we had to go to our friends houses and talk to them face to face
I sometimes pay to hang out with people but normally they never want to talk, im assuming it was the same pre-90s or whenever

>without porn
good i don't watch porn anyway

>compelled to talk to girls and get good at it, even the nerds got laid
Implying i even want that.

>>136853797
I really hope it happens. I will be looting you helpless sons of bitches and popping your ass cherries.

>>136853797
Would there still be tv? If so i would hope all my anime move over to that. If not, i hope i can torrent everything in time

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>>136853797
I'm prepared

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>>136858170
You are literally a fucking subhuman nigger.

Look long and hard at this anon's posts - THIS is the reason the West is dying and China is rising. Being productive and reaching potentials is "boring". Being a degenerate internet/video game addicted loser is more "fun".

You and anyone like you have lost all rights to complain about women, minorities, etc. because you are fucking pathetic.

>>136860794
Yeah, it's worth a try :-) it's a pretty standard thing to get an advance (loan) on your pay. But make sure you move out legally before your parents find out.

>cables under the ocean get obliterated
>We'd lose our internet connection

by "we" you mean everyone except Americans? I personally would love it if foreigners would be cutoff from using our internet. Why don't you yuropoors make your own internet like north korea?

>>136853797
>he thinks he would shitpost at home during a global conflict
the flag explains it I guess

>>136860672
This is not /r9k/. I don't care about your life.

>>136861334
If you were American you would have a different opinion

>>136861310
I hate videogames and going on the internet I just find it better than sitting at home and staring at the wall. And i work hard considering the shifts they give me

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fingers crossed

>>136853797
God I hope so

>>136861484
And i don't care about your shitty evolution theories.

>>136860794
Oh yeah make sure your salary is enough to live off of, because if it's not then don't move out man...

>>136853797
Op have you ever heard of something called outside?

>>136853797
>This in my opinion is the worst thing that can happen becasue seriously without internet there is NOTHING TO DO.
Oh noes... that is where I shitpost!

>>136853797
Thank God.

>>136860304
This. The Internet was purposefully built with redundancy on just about every level, software and hardware.

This is the hardware alone

https://www.submarinecablemap.com

It's possible to cripple the Internet, even severely, but it's very, very, VERY hard to take it down entirely.

>>136862127
Yeah but there's nothing to do

>>136862108
I get minimum wage

>>136862140
Sure troll

>>136862282
WHY?

>>136862140
>Eminder that a WW3 would mean the cabels under the ocean get obliterated.
Seriously though, the cables will be fine. Equipment connected to them could be damaged. Also we have fiber optic cables now and those are made with glass. Glass is an insulator and therefore will not be effected by EM. Look up induction.

>>136853797
>WW3 Could Put an End to the Internet
No it couldn't.

>>136854261
>Why thank God?
Because, as residents of North America, the loss of filthy foreigners online won't mean jack shit. Who cares if a bunch of worthless australians get cut off from everyone else online?

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>>136853797
Either a.) you are actually autistic or b.) you are not old enough yet to realize that real life is a lot more fun than anything on the internet

>>136861309
>Rubixjews

>>136863872
>real life
Real life is just walking around with nothing to do? Seriously tell me what is there to do other than internet, just name some activities.

>>136863615
You know Canadians and Mexicans will still have it right?

>The EMP at a fixed distance from an explosion increases at most as the square root of the yield (see the illustration to the right). This means that although a 10 kiloton weapon has only 0.7% of the energy release of the 1.44-megaton Starfish Prime test, the EMP will be at least 8% as powerful. Since the E1 component of nuclear EMP depends on the prompt gamma ray output, which was only 0.1% of yield in Starfish Prime but can be 0.5% of yield in low yield pure nuclear fission weapons, a 10 kiloton bomb can easily be 5 x 8% = 40% as powerful as the 1.44 megaton Starfish Prime at producing EMP.[35]
Yes yes

>>136863976
Real life is what you make of it. There is literally infinite amounts of things to do in real life. Go for a hike, go skydiving, travel to a different country, try out some new restaurants, meet some new people/date some girls, etc. etc. I could literally list things to do in real life for hours upon hours. Can't do the same for the internet

>>136864105
>go for a hike
True

>go skydriving
Yeah like our parents would allow us

>travel
Need money for that

>try out new resutaurants
But you'll look like a loser going and eating by yourself

>meet new people
Where? I have walked around town and never saw anyone i could just walk up to and talk to.

>date some girls
Yeah if you're part of the establishment

>>136864263
Anon why do you give a fuck about what the people around you think? As long as you're enjoying your life nobody is going to second guess you. Also yes you can walk up and talk to people, you probably are just too nervous to actually try. If you need money put work into getting a better job -- there's a goal for you to pursue in REAL LIFE, therefore giving you something to do in real life

>>136864498
>nervous
No actually. My parents yell at me when i talk to people because they say it's weird talking to people you don't know. And people do second guess you when i was in highschool i was always laughed at by groups of people for being alone and just targeted more until i paid people to hang out with me.

>>136864645
It sounds like you have some deeply seated social issues from your childhood that you have not properly addressed, you would probably do well to see a therapist or get CBT (cognitive behavioral therapy) to deal with your social problems. Face it man, if most people can socialize normally and you can't, there's more than likely something wrong with you. If you want to enjoy your life to the fullest, you need to figure out how to fix that "thing" that is making it impossible for you to connect with the outside world. You sound young and I used to be in the same situation, so I empathize

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>Trump to North Korea: Be very, very nervous

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-40894529

We'll find out soon

>>136864914
I used to go see a therapist just for someone to talk to but it never actually helped. I find just paying someone every once in a while to hang with you works better. I am a big user of "rent a friend". Problem is it's costly and isn't a permanent solution. I don't think you can change your personality.

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>>136864645
>until i paid people to hang out with me
>>136864914
no

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Americans wouldn't be affected because we host 99% of internet servers. Get shit on rest of the world.

>>136863976
>You know Canadians and Mexicans will still have it right?
Yeah. That's why I said North America.

Wasn't the internet basically designed for a nuclear war? Like wasn't it literally created as a means of ensuring communications after an attack?

Regardless, we need to start killing Russians.

>>136865107
What's wrong with that? It was mainly just to satisfy my parents who said i was a loser so i paid people to show my parents i had friend

>>136865204
Oh true.

>>136865069
Dude if you have to pay people to hang out with you then you definitely have some kind of social hangup that's going to prevent you from progressing in life. You need to work through those problems and the only real way to do that is to find out what the root of them is, which is what you go to a therapist for. You can't change your personality but you definitely can change your outlook which will make you approach life differently than you do currently

>>136865366
Sounds like non-sense. If you can't change your personality whats the point of changing your outlook? To see things in a more positive way?

>>136865333
So you show them you're not a loser by exactly acting like one? Stop trying to pretend. Just live your life.

>>136865641
How am i acting like a loser? I don't tell my parents im paying anyone i pay the guys to say "yeah we're his friends bro". It worked when i paid a fake girlfriend and promdate.

>>136865479
Right now you are in a very negative state of mind, I can tell just by how you responded to the real-life activities I suggested. Changing your outlook from "no i can't do that it's going to suck and it's impossible" to "actually i can accomplish anything that i want to and do anything i want to" will change how people view you and probably how you view yourself desu

>>136865761
That's actually a good idea.

>>136865740
You prove their point. There being a need to pay someone is the issue. You can't do this forever.

>>136865955
Actually my life is pretty planned out from my perspective

>University
Pay party hosts to let me go one a month or so, pay girl every month to visit my parents

>job world
Have enough money to pay all the fake people I need. Maybe even pay someone to be my fake wife like a neighbor or something. If I adopt a kid I could then invite over the person when my parents come over to be the fake mom. I literally have thought this through.

>>136853797
>internet destroyed
>no 4chan
>no /pol/
then i'll finally be free

>>136866238
good luck

>>136866505
Thanks

>>136866431
that would suck

>>136853797
>playing sports
>normie activies such as clubbing, parties, festivals and casual sex
>buying and renting movies/anime/TV shows
>buying and renting games
>buying and renting books/comic books/manga

You could do almost everything you can do now, lack of internet would only stop you from shitposting and limit your ability to pirate shit (because you can still definitely pirate shit without the internet, just not as easily)

So suck a dick, OP.

>>136866882
>sports
But you need to find someone to play it with

>parties
Yeah but you have to be invited to it, and that you need to be a top tier guy

>sex
Again, not you need to be a top-tier Chad

>shows
True

>games
True

>Books
Boring as fuck

All I do is go on the internet. I get up go on 4chan eat and sleep. Without internet my life would be turned topsy turvy.

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>>136865332

It was created for AMERICANS to be able to communicate in the even of nuclear war, which is exactly what it would do. Yuropoos are screwed.

Thank god, that would keep the Euro creeps off Xbox live...

>>136867232
You could always kill yourself if you aren't even willing to put some effort into your life just like everyone in human history did before your generation.

>>136867453
Effort? I'm searching for people online in my area to pay to hang out with me and show me to parties. I'm putting effort in right now.

>>136867602
HELLO FELLOW PEDE'!!!!

>>136867898
What? No. I mean like i'll pay a Chad to invite me to a party.

>>136867256
>Yuropoos are screwed.
Good

>>136853797
>Muh internet cables are the only thing that makes the internet works
>a series of tubes is the only thing the internet is
>ARPANET, Usenet, TOR, everything that is highly decentralized to the point of some of them being specifically designed to survive a large scale thermonuclear war, even a few designed to survive planetary destruction events don't exist
reddit pls go

europe and usa would develop separate memes, then once it's over we could reunite and compare notes

>>136853797
Anyways, go to /t/, and /k/, look for the "everything you need to know ever" torrent there, grab that, go to /k/, ask about surviving innnawoods and SHFT, get torrents and shit from them
Fuck, you can literally make a radio relay from some wiring, a can of pringles, and a basic support structure
if the internet does die, it won't be due to nuclear war, it'll be to eternal September and the continual dumbing down of the people that use technology.

>>136853797
>REminder that a WW3 would mean the cabels under the ocean get obliterated.
So you mean that i wouldn't be able to read leaf and australian poster anymore?

>>136869602
rule of thumb, if you don't know how already, you're likely fucked

>>136870534
basic engineering skills should be a mandatory skill in today's society
I mean, ffs most people don't even know what a fucking point-contact transistor is, they just take everything they use for granted.

>>136858474
>He doesn't wants to have enemy aircraft location by your military data feed.
>He doesn't wants to know about his buddies during war time.

Internet won't be a shitposting privilage during a war.

>>136853797
oh the horrors of the war

>>136854874
both sides would be fucked
the decrepit, crusty old niggerfaggots on the democratic side all rely on modern forms of communication

>>136857233
>kekistani
>reading books is the worst thing on earth
wew lad

>>136853797
But how will we get our trap porn fix if there is no internet? I'm going to look so gay from buying actual tranny porn magazines.

>>136870977
how about basic real life skills? Howto/Whereto food for example.

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>>136867232
LMAOing at your life

Reading is fucking gay. You sound like my mom "just read a book" fuck off I can't look at a book for more than 20 pages without wanting to sleep.

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>>136871558
get a secret goat affair

>>136871887
>lmao at you life
Posts a faggot frog meme the undoubtedly hundreds of other frog reaction images you have.
Looks like u have a lot in common

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>>136871880
lurk around the site nigger

>>136853797
Jesus christ, you fuckers are stupid. Let's assume that the internet does go down, then all logistics go down. You're not going to be sitting at home with your dick in your hand because there won't be any gas or food or power or cops or anything that depends on it; which is everything. You'll be fighting off the hordes of niggers trying to steal your shit/kill you, in conjunction with trying to feed yourself and find clean water and a safe place to catch some sleep. You basement dwelling fucks are screwed; you may as well kys. It's the fucking southern red necks that know how to hunt, fish, camp, etc. who will make it until some sort of order is restored, if it ever is. See you then.

>>136853797
If the internet dies Ill play single player vidya, and go full on back into motorcycle racing even if my body has injuries. I dont care

>>136872468
"Here's a good site for this stuff: https://murdercube.com/files/

Also some facts:
You can eat the bark of a variety of pine trees as shown in this site: http://survivaltopics.com/edible-pine-bark/

You can also make pine needles into a tea or just eat them raw to get a huge dose of vitamin c, just don't eat the ones of a few specific species of pine tree that happen to forget at the moment, they will cause abortions and might be harmful to you yourself.

Put all of your electronics into a cheap home-made faraday cage as shown here: http://beforeitsnews.com/prepper/2014/09/make-a-homemade-faraday-cage-920.html

Also you should learn to be situationally aware: http://www.itstactical.com/intellicom/mindset/3-effective-techniques-to-train-your-situational-awareness-and-recognize-change/

Here's another source fr situational awareness: https://www.stratfor.com/weekly/practical-guide-situational-awareness

That's all for now, I might post more stuff in the future if need be. I love this survivalist shit.
"
scraped from some /k/ threads some time back, point is, go to /k/, they usually have several threads on this shit up

>>136872549
>Let's assume that the internet does go down, then all logistics go down
u fukin wot m8?
what the fuck is wrong with you people?
The internet is not, its not something that is absolutely critical to absolutely everything that runs
god damn, I mean
what, do you think we were all crave dwelling mongoloids and that all somehow magically changed overnight once the internet was invented?
If the internet went down, after the ensuing chaos, we'd probably go back to about a 1960s level of logistics until we got shit repaired and up and running again

Who cares if internet dies, you'll have a local network connecting your entire city in a matter of months. It'll be good for the community.

There are multiple sets of undersea cables, as well as satellites. Moreover, I don't see this potential war turning into a full fledged WW3. On one side, we have North Korea, and maybe China if they don't see how obviously a bad idea it is to defend North Korea. On the other side, we have the US, South Korea, and possibly Japan, plus NATO if we're attacked first. In all likelihood, it's going to be North Korea vs everyone else, and they're going to be too busy shelling Soeul or nuking Guam to focus on underwater infrastructure.

Even still, that would not manage to affect Internet connections between US clients and US servers, or between European clients and European servers. If you live in the US, you can still access 4chan, Facebook, Reddit, etc... Many websites also maintain mirrors across different countries, due to how much faster it is to travel a shorter distance.

>>136873016
fucking this

>>136853797
Internet achieved it's goal already and it is time to shut it down. There is nothing more to gain by wasting resources on it. Users are retarded, claim is proved and it is time to close the case.

So, is it time to start backing up essential information in order to survive without the internet? Like wikipedia and other educational sites?

Any suggestions?

>>136872081
I live in the most liberal and free urban paradise in the US. They do not allow goats within city limits though.

>>136872468
Barely anyone got them, I do. Yes those potatoes are going to be very helpful, next year.

>>136873405
Remake it into something more useful for humanity

keep all the info tho, the greatest collection of knowledge to date

>>136873715
The thing is that if it wasn't because of the internet we wouldn't know anything about the world. Just to put an example: Hillary would have never been exposed for what she is.

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>>136873515
I bet they do if the goat wears a dress and lipstick.

>>136853797
>nothing to do
You serious? You're going to be plenty occupied with survival once power and food supplies are cut which would be almost immediate if the net were down for longer than a month. End of civ and you're scared of it being boring.

>>136873660
next year is a bit uncertain, there is a lot more probability in the mid 2030s for SHFT, a hell of a lot more...uncontrolled instability supposed to be going on then

>>136873515
Tell them she's muslim too.

good

>>136858474
>If the Internet goes down the world will get back on its feet.
You're fucking delusional.

In fact I notice a frightening lack of clarity in how most of you see the world.

Scary shit.

>>136873991
I just meant, better use of those potatoes to eat them, rather than have a bunch in autumn but be a starved corpse.

As an old fag, life was actually better before mass adoption of all things internet.

>>136860304
>>136862339
Remove electrical power long enough and the internet is done and along with it society will collapse. People aren't going to be sitting at their computers waiting to rebuild systems.

>>136874222
Ah, yeah.
Go to your local market sometime, preferably farmer's market, ask for seed potatoes and the like, maybe some onion bulbs
try to start up your own garden, or at home hydroponics if you can, its really not hard and if you live in a rainy area like I do its quite sustainable.

>>136872549
>It's the fucking southern red necks that know how to hunt, fish, camp, etc. who will make it until some sort of order is restored
That's a fantasy. The only people who are going to be able to innawoods without issue are probably a handful of Canadians who have no humans to contend with for the nearest 50+ miles.
All the outdoorsmen across the world who think they have a chance are 100% fucking delusional. Once there are enough people in the woods taking shots at eachother you can forget hunting.

>>136874403
how are you going to remove every last single electrical power source though?
Are you planning on going door to door to wreck generators?
Destroy every single power plant?
Go out to well hidden and protected military bases and destroy those?
what about devices that come with their own generators, like those solar powered cars?

>>136853797
Euro internet should be fine. Losing Americunts and canadians would save 4chan.

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>an end to the internet
DUDE, MUH SMARTPHONES!! HOW WILL I EVER GO ON, HOMEI!?

>>136874453
Again, if you suddenly rely on your own produce to survive, potatoes are not the crop for you. They are useless as a living plant until the end of the year. There are much better choices as emergency/famine food. Stuff like Amaranth, can be used throughout the year as a vegetable, and still deliver a calory crop in fall.

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>>136853797
Isn't the point of the internet that we can still communicate after a nuke strike?

>>136857792
>yfw we start shitposting from smoke signals

>>136874681
>how are you going to remove every last single electrical power source though?
All you need is a single city to be off long enough and it will become irretrievable. Nobody is going to be sitting there waiting for a reboot. So a few cities is more than enough to make a mess that cannot be fixed.

>>136874914
they're just one thing is the point, what do you want? I provided links in the thread for stuff, I posted 1 shitty pic to get you started, I'm not gonna hold your hand and do everything for you faggot

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>>136853797
Oh my dear kekistany newfag, you seem to ignore the main picture here. The destiny and purpose of 4chan is to end itself, to cause the biggest of all happenings, so big it would free us of this ride.

*End of internet*
*End of sex life*
Kill me now.

>>136875066
that happened in ohio recently and nothing fucking happened you dipshit
or did you miss the thread about some antifa faggot taking out a transformer along a power line, and knocking out power to the city for hours?
for that matter, what about the infamous new york blackouts?
christ you fucking newfag

>>136853797
The internet is the worst thing ever.

>>136875312
Really, Ohio lost internet and power long enough that people abandoned their posts? Strange I didn't hear about it.

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buy a shortwave receiver and you can still listen to skykangz

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>>136858170
First off, this anon: >>136857932 is correct. For a man to be a passive simpleton is a huge mistake. After reading some of your posts you seem like a whiny bitch that needs to man the fuck up, and be disciplined. It's good you have a job, but you also need to foster better personal growth and other characteristics by doing activities in other fields. Learn to love reading, it's a sign of a mouth breathing retard who's content with staying at the low level self they are at if they don't read often, or bitch about reading being boring. Also, you want to know what to do outside? Do some landscaping or gardening. Clear out those weeds and invasive plants and start a garden, that hard work, and other similar hands on things should increase your mindset of what it means to be a man among manchildren in today's society.

>>136869228
>>136869602
>>136870977
>>136872468
>>136872665
>>136872928
>>136873233
>>136873991
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>>136874681
>>136875157
>>136875312
All of your posts are stupid. You are stupid. Kill yourself.

>>136875443
they didn't abandon their posts, because not everyone is a retarded autistic manchild like you, dumbass
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_major_power_outages

>>136853797
please do

>>136875804
>t. brainlet
stay mad nigger

>>136875420

Stop fucking using it if you don't like it, do you have no self control?

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Why are people memeing about WW3?

It's North Korea. Nobody would honestly care if Kim Jong's palace got nuked. They'd care more about the fact that a nuke was used instead of a conventional warhead than about the fact that North Korea was attacked.

>>136853797
That means you can stop being a leech and get a job

>>136876388
uh no are you living under a rock? China said if anyone attacks north korea or kim they will get retaliation.

>>136876519
I have a JOB

>>136876394
Leave troll

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>>136876940
Russia's said the same thing about many places, so has the US, and when shit's hit the fan its just devolved into Geo-political dick-swinging
its all just a bunch of posturing, really.

>>136877402
You're a shit troll, im the only response to you

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>>136877588
at least i don't live with my parents.

>>136853797

ww3 will put an end to the internet and a whole lot more

>>136853797
>WW3 Could Put an End to the Internet
Maybe I will actually get something productive done with my life instead of learning a bunch of worthless facts.

>>136853797
The internet was designed by the US army to create a network that can communicate with each other even if multiple transmitters (routers) were destroyed.

Even if the fiber glass cables get destroyed, they still gotta nuke the 6 gorillion sattelites in space.

>>136855063
Play video games, watch TV/movies, create something.

Or you could learn to play an instrument; that's what I did when hurricane Katrina knocked out my power for a month and a half. I was one of those "what will I do without the internet?" fags like you, but when it actually happened it was completely fine. Grill breakfast, help a neighbor or two move branches and debris, fuck around on guitar all day, grill dinner, crank some battery charge into my radio and fall asleep listening to Art Bell.

>>136853797
Because of this I'm actually working on creating an imageboard that works on packet radio, if I somehow manage to get it to work, I'll upload source code to /pol/ and /g/.

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>>136853797

Thanks for based info OP

>>136853797
I can survive on Asian/European servers.
I use OpenNIC DNS anyway.

>>136853797
LOL go outside and be social holy fuck

>>136853840
fpbp

>>136877903
Good for you

>>136878086
>facts
>worthless
You'll do something worthless likec ollege or job

>>136878581
sure

>>136878761
>implying anyone on /pol/ is rich enough for that shit.

>>136853797
Good. America should have in intranet anyway. We need to defend ourselves from eurofaggotry. Since we produce the best content anyway, we should also sell access for profit

>>136853797
Worth it if California and all the liberals there get glassed. We can rebuild the internet.

>>136879040
Canada will have ancess too because of groundlines

>>136872317
>ID: juEE
>jew

>>136860658
UN outlawed the use orbital weapons
That movie had no right to be as good as it was though

'Without the Internet there is NOTHING TO DO!'

Please get a life OP.

>>136853797
Good.

The world was better before the internet. It was even alright in the early 00s before it evolved into the abomination that it is today.

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>not using satellite internet

>>136861310
>Exercise
>Read self help books
>No reason to go outside its too hot
>Work 60 hours a week at a job

And I go home, eat, sleep till 5pm, work out then chill till its time to go to work. Maybe shitpost on 4chan in-between. On weekends I have no desire to go hang out with people. I don't find it fun. Life is fucking boring. I'd rather spend my time on the internet.

>>136853797
If you think there is no life outside the web and you can't function without it you have a fucking problem. Seriously what's wrong with you people?

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SAGE

Imagine a world where you couldn't talk freely and anonymously with anyone about your political believes, and even worse - no one around you shares them.
That's living without the internet.