W-Well you have a tiny dick!

Never had that happen
Maybe they can just tell from your lack of bulge, OP

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>>136845736

Women, considering they have historically never owned anything other than the monopoly of sex, will and do resort to sexual shaming as a ultimatum when they cannot come up with an actual argument. Virgin shaming is the same process.

>>136845736
Women constantly stare at my groin to the point of it becoming a problem in the workplace. How's it feel to have a micropenis, op?

thats when you call them a flappy roastie

You can call them flat as an ironing board (if they are flat), this really rustles their jimmies.

Better quickly fuck off to a safe distance afterwards though.

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>>136846219

jup. small penis and gay. no matter how progressive or leftist they are, when losing a serious argument they will still resort to these emasculating ad hominems.

>>136846002
Woman detected.
Swedish to boot.

but you do have a small penis don't you? you think tyrone is out there debating biological difference w stacy?

>>136846002

Considering you're flag it's probably because you're the woman in the scenario, Sven.

>>136846678
Post your microdick, silvernigger

>>136846359
>this faggot has a job where he works with women

>Arguing with a woman
Would you argue with a child? You have to learn to ignore them.

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>>136845736
>have a small dick
>buy a dick extensor
>never uses it because either cold or hurts my dick too much

>>136845736
>Is this their version of calling you a nigger when they're clearly losing a heated argument?
Precisely, but women are so bad at arguing, especially once they get to this point. If they're going for dick size, it's obviously the ultimate ad hominem attack. They've lost, they know it, and they think they can rattle you with a jab to your manhood.

Easily countered, though. Women don't hold up under pressure once they're already this mad. Just tell them they have a loose/stinky/ugly pussy and they'll fold. Make sure to stay on your toes, though. This is also the point where women do shit like call the police and tell them you hit 'em or literally try to kill you.

>>136846845
Hanging is supposedly better

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>>136845736
Just tell her something like "Your sister never complained."

They only say shit like this because they know it will make you mad, which will, in her eyes, mean that she won. Even if you actually won the argument, the fact that you got angry and blew up is something she can hold over your head from now on. It's a manipulation tactic. Don't fall for that bullshit.

leftists always insult their opponent in an argument
not just when they are losing
it's lack off intelligence and self control
basically a scared child's way of responding

>literally shaking and only able to mutter the word 'fuck'

keep an eye on it you'll notice

>>136845736
>Is this their version of calling you a nigger
Yes. When they say that you should laugh at them because it means they think you won.

I've had it happen to me before when I was 16, made me feel terrible

>>136845736
I always ask them if they want a dick pick and they usually say no with an angry emoticon before blocking me.

>>136845736
Call her a Cunt. 11/10 times guaranteed to win any argument against a woman.

>>136847874
dick pic*

Shaming and emotional torture is what women do.
Why are you arguing with a mental child in the first place?

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>>136845736
>women
>argument
You supposed to fuck hoes, not argue with them you beta herb.

>>136845736
there are many ways to respond to that accusation but by far my favorite is " well a 747 would look small too if you flew it into the grand canyon" shuts them up real quick

Maybe I'm just in a good mood, but men and women have sharted on me in all sorts of ways and I don't see why a woman saying I have a small dick would hurt that much these days.
I think it's because I've been insulted a lot by feminists, white knights and traditionalists too. When they do that, their main goal is to insult you, get a reaction out of you and make you question your worth as a man. They also want to publicly slander your masculinity as they know many men care about that.

Just call them fat.

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>>136845736
your pussy has too much mileage cunt

>>136847874
Give one to them anyways

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Just whip your dick out and show it to her

>>136848566
How did she sneak the baseball out of the house

>>136848611
ahh the ol LBJ

>>136848478

It's not about being hurt, it's about responding and making them feel incredibly stupid and immature for having nothing other to say than "lol small penis"

>>136846359
Holla holla wait one second,,,
It's 2017 and YOU have a JOB
where you work with WOMEN?!
Bruuhh I'm dead you have my sides weak
Where do you work at? Pottery barn?

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>But I do have small wee wee as filthy manlet get fucked roastie

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>>136845736

>>136845736

Any internet argument with a liberal about race realism or homosexual perversion ends with you being told you're either a closet homosexuals or you have a small penis and no girlfriend.

>tfw small cock

>>136845736
Mfw I'm immune to this irl because I have a 6.5 inch dick and if any girl challenges me about it I'll challenge her to see for herself and offer to drop my pants and boxers, if she goes that hard I still win because I'm not bluffing

It's really not that hard to BTFO a woman when they result to insults that pertain to sex, dude.

It's basically the sign she's lost the argument and she's basically putting herself in a corner and she's even giving you the bullets for you to shoot her.

>7 inches
>Still a dicklet

Feels bad breh

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>>136845736
>having a serious discussion with a typical female
It's like you were born yesterday.

we cand judge women by a loosened vagina, by being a slut with black dicks, when a women shame you with small dick

>>136845736
I've been accused of having a small penis by a liberal girl before and I just told her that I could choke her to death with my cock.

>>136845736
I just tell them that's bullshit because I sliced mine off when I was 17 to get a lower car insurance premium

>>136851034
this. "follow me to the bathroom and i'll prove it"

full eye contact, stare deep into her "soul." you're either getting a nut, or getting slapped, but you win either way.

>>136846771
Hen Hen Hen

No one knows what the fuck swedes are anymore.

>>136845736
Because they know you're insecure about your little penis.

Imagine being a 6'5" guy with a 7' dick
It sux balls

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>>136845736
"W-Well you have a tiny dick!"

"It's bigger than yours, bitch, and my hole is tighter!"

>>136851550
Why would it suck? Your dick is still going to be bigger than average and the woman will feel that when it's inside.

>>136851732
I've got no issues with pleasing women honestly
It just looks small in proportion to my body

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>>136845736
its called fun sized, assholes

You need to beat them to the punch and say they have giant vagina. Picture a motorcycle driving through a tunnel.

>>136845736
Just claim the're ridden with STDs
Statiscally you'd be right most of the time

>>136852259
>
this

>>136845736
those bitches are the niggers of women.
you know the wrong whores.
Lived half a century, never once got insulted about dick-size

The beauty of this rhetoric technique is that it only works on people who actually have tiny dicks or incels who have never had any sort of positive feedback about that part of their body. People with normal sized dicks aren't fazed by this at all, but it activates the insecurities of the aforementioned groups.

Because it's low hanging fruit retard. If they can trigger you by insulting your penis size, which many men are insecure about, she can at least feel better.

>>136852822

6 inches is enough to get it done, It's what Ive' got and no complaints so far, quite the reverse.

Pleasing women is the bonus, not the goal.

Fuck women, in general they are inferior.

>>136852998
Just the fact that you have this stock reply at the ready proves you have a tiny dick.

>>136852998
>6"
>enough
Technically 1.5" is enough to secure insemination

women aren't white

>>136852259
Yeah like 90% of people have one form of herpes. But OP is a faggot so he probably has AIDS too.

>>136846002
Same here. I'm not a woman, I'm a relatively attractive man (if that matters).

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Because they do not have one and are angry that they are not men.

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>>136851596
wew boy can't unsee that one

>>136853140
If six is tiny I guess it's tiny my dude.
Still don't care desu

>>136853455
Nobody ever asked but here you are trying to convince everyone about how big you are. If that's not caring then I don't know what is...

>>136853144
Sure sure, you're correct. I mean enough to please a woman, but at the end of the day while that is fun to do, if a whore is vapid enough to complain then I don't really care what she wants.

>>136852822

Again, it's not about the size of the dick, it's about making them feel stupid for resorting to a dick insult.

>>136845736
Never argue. Just pretend to agree so they like you and become easier to manipulate. Anon you need to learn how to use people better.

>>136845736
>Well /pol/, why do women when being beaten in an argument resort to insulting the penis size of a man they've never seen naked?
lolwut??!
WTF kind of women do you hang around with? lol

>>136853545

dude, that's an average size and the conversation is literally about dick size as an insult, I am qualifying that an average sized or slightly over if that's the case that you seem to be making shouldn't feel even slightly intimidated by this bullshit insult if he's got anywhere between 5-6inch plus.

Damn son.

>>136853272
Post feets

>>136846398
but they won't care because they're women and know that vaginas look like that naturally, not from a lot of sex as Chanvirgins seem to believe.

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>>136846002

>wearing pants tight enough to create a bulge
>being this European

Insult their nose size. Just trust me, it will fuck them over for decades.

>>136846476
Or "straight line from shoulders to thighs," is a good one.

>>136853699
Gee, you really are insecure about this.Relax, I'm sure you're perfectly adequate. In the pants department that is. You might have some personal issues you need to get on top of.

>>136845736
sure it is, they just don't expect to get knocked the fuck out for saying it, it always surprised women at campus when i clock them for acting like cunts at parties

>>136845736
>girl chimps out and says I have a tiny dick
>not giving a shit because it's not true and i'm not insecure
I don't think it's possible for women to make men feel inferior.
at the end of the day even the most beta guy can 9/10 times just beat the shit out of the woman.

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>>136845736

first, you never have an 'argument' with a woman.

when they spout their emotional leftist nonsense, pretend to be interested, and ask them questions about the 'seeming' contradictions in their position. (ie the Socratic method)

when they respond with more nonsense (they always do), just smile at them, and politely change the subject.

nothing frustrates them more. but because you've been polite and have only asked questions, they can't attack you.

above all else, never tell them your position, unless you've fucked them like an animal a few times. (if a girl is begging to suck on your big dick, or to be stretched out by it, you can literally tell her that you are a fascist.)

>>136853836

Whats the need to respond again? Clearly if they say anything about your dick they've been dramatically hurt.

Also, if they mention your dick, the proper response is to ask them if they've been thinking about it a lot.

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>>136846845
>dick extensor
Wtf is this Joao?! Don't click porn popup adds for heaven's sake!

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>get back to me in 8 months babe

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>>136845736
It's a prefect set up for a come back though. Something like "Well, you are an expert. I bet you've seen more dick than Richard Nixon's bathroom mirror." Then whip out your nine incher and slap her in the face with it.

>>136853923

You're not addressing the argument here pal.

>>136854288
You on the other hand are literally tripping over yourself to prove my point as hard as you can.

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>>136850791
Most business have an HR department

>>136853550
Why do you care about pleasing a woman?You are supposed to make children,not please a woman.

>>136846845
You should probably just live with it anon, you might get hurt don't be so self conscious :(

>>136854128
100% this. Careful with the telling them you are fascist thing though, some of them have the brainwashing really deep down.

>>136845736
Its because all of women's worth stems from the fact that they have a vagina

Same reason that all female comedy is "I have a vagina" and "I had sex"

>>136854128
>when they respond with more nonsense (they always do), just smile at them, and politely change the subject.
Yeah, or dismiss them by being condescending, never tried it, but I hear PUA types work it.

>>136845736
Because they're stupid. Just rip on them for mentioning childish shit like that. Make them know they're being stupid.

>>136854407

I don't, but this is a known insecurity among men.
>>136854378

My entire point as that if you're evenly remotely close to average you shouldn't let this crap bother you.
I don't see how that's posturing.

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>>136845736
i have a literal 8x6 so it doesn't bother me

All arguments the average woman uses will boil down to status, because that's the power they have over men.

>Well, YOU must be fun at parties..
>You have a small penis
>Keep believing that. No girl will ever love you.
>LMAO, why are you such an angry virgin?

>this thread
>micro-penis insecurity management tips: the sub-reddit

For christ sake /pol/ you are such fucking betas...

>>136845736
well maybe you shouldn't have a tiny dick?

Just tell them they have an ugly vagina man, sink to that level and it'll hurt them way more than you.

>>136854688
And my entire point is that the mere mention of penis size activates impotent defensive mechanisms in certain weak males and here you are.

>>136854137
Its a piece of metal and plastic that you put in your dick for a few hours everyday.

The problem is the "everyday" part.

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>>136854827
You're just trying to incite me at this point. Your faggy peace flag non arguments suggest that one might want to return to leddit

>>136846219
>Women, considering they have historically never owned anything other than the monopoly of sex
The monopoly of sex is still rather new as husbands traditionally had power over their wives in the past so the woman could not just use her vagina to get something from him since it is his not hers (no marital rape bullshit).

>>136846684
>you think tyrone is out there debating biological difference w stacy?
I don't think Tyrone is out there debating much of anything that requires intellect and/or knowledge.

Or maybe you just have a giant vagina?

I'm only 5.9-6.0 on a good day and if that isn't enough to satisfy you then there are plenty of other dudes that will mush your muffin with better equipment. These threads make it seem like women care a lot about fucking and getting there axe wound pounded when it is just one component of a successful relationship.

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>>136845736
Shaming tactics are a principal way to win an argument through bullying without having to have pesky things like proof or tangible facts that can be questioned or god forbid be held to account for. It makes the opposition bow out out of shame. It's pretty telling how shitty modern leftism is that its architect considered shaming tactics to be their most powerful tool. Basically most women and the left in general have been programmed into pseudo jews. That's just how they roll when left to their own devices.

>>136845736

>t. shrimp dick

>>136845736

They're insecure. Cause you can tell most women if they have big breasts or not. They like to be the first to take shots and prejudge while men can already tell if a woman is flat chested with no ass with their clothes on.

>I won the argument. Wanna fugg?

>>136845736
Had this happen once at a party a few years back. Replied "Big enough to fit in your mouth" and the cunt was shocked and ended up crying. Fuck roasties who think they can talk shit.

>>136855458

You just watched I hope they serve beer in hell tho...

>>136846771
Sven asking for dick pics. Why am I not surprised?

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>>136854827
You sound like either a raging spoiled cunt or a colossal faggot. And you argue like a dirty Kike.

>>136847077
you could always turn it around and call her fat, ugly, etc. It's petty behavior, sure, but it definitely gets the job done.
Women care more about physical appearance than they do about having a logical, winning argument. Sometimes you just have to stoop to their level of understanding and hit them where it hurts, however illogical and bizarre it may seem.
This one time I was arguing politics with a lesbian, she kept insulting me with stuff about my physical appearance (even though neither of us knew what the other looked like). After a while I just started insulting her physical appearance, just to show her that "two can play her game". Since I knew she was a lesbian, i automatically assumed she would be fat, frumpy, dyed hair, piercings, etc bull dyke. So I geared my insults towards that. Turns out I was spot on and she shut up instantly.
For whatever reason, women care more about being beautiful than they do about being smart.

>>136845736

funny, they don't say that to me.. maybe you just have a small dick.

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>>136855458
>Big enough to fit in your mouth

Protip: If you're not in a heated argument, but just want to somewhat spite a bitch, criticise her eyebrows. Every woman is insecure about her eyebrows.

>>136845736
Guys do the same thing every time somebody has a nicer car than they do.

Anyone have the screenshot that talks about the banned book on women manipulating men through sex?

>>136855401
I like small breasts on a woman, especially if it compliments the rest of her body, large ones that look awesome on a bra but flop out all saggy and give in to gravity as she sets in are hardly desireable.

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>>136854893
>being this insecure about penis size
>not realizing that its all about your own sexual prowess
You brazilians are really degenerate, cant stop thinking about dicks. Besides arent nigs supposed to have muh big black dick? Hang yourself

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>>136853851
?????????

Literally any pants will create a bulge if you don't have a microdick.

>>136856008
Father is of portuguese descent.
Mother is native.

Average + small = below average

>>136854619

I'm not a pick-up artist, nor have I ever read them. I experiment with women when I talk to them tho, and have found this to be the best approach. Don't try to be condescending tho. Seem genuinely interested, and after pointing out their contradictions, just tell them you're no interested in discussing politics anymore. They will try to compensate afterwards, b/c they're worried you think they're stupid. This will cause them to make even more nervous and stupid comments, and to seek for your approval. If they really push you to give an opinion on a matter, tell them that the 'problem' is more 'complicated' than most people think, and point out some meta-level cause, but then insist on changing the subject. This has the same effect.

>>136856171
I have bad news for you,Sven.

>>136845736
Have literally never happen. In fact, being drunk and explained to random people I don't know why they're wrong about something is how I usual end up in bet with them because I for some reason think it's a great ice breaker.

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I don't get into debates with obvious retards like that. If I was with a group of my friends and somebody tried that as an insult they'd be rightfully ostracized.

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>>136856267
You are making me worried am I supposed to wear XXXXL pants?

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>>136845736

See picture... better my small dick that works than cavern cunt with massive meat flaps.

>>136856207
So fucking what? Do you realize that this big dick fetishism is just that? Plain fetishism. The ancients considered small dicks more aesthetic and pleasing. Dont stress about it.

>>136856225
I'll have to give it a try, I've definitely done the "the 'problem' is more 'complicated'" line often.

>>136854800
just make fun of her ugly tits, or the fact that she can only get drunk guys to fuck her.
if a girl wants to be petty and result to ad hominem insults, then mete to her in the measure she dishes out.
Trump knows this too, that's why he always punches back whenever ANYONE insults him.

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>>136845736
why do think i lift.

>>136856614
I dont feel better for knowing that I would score more pussy if I was born 3.000 years ago, bro.

Thanks for trying anyway.

>>136851111
Women literally and figuratively do not see logic and cause and effect, their argument is feelings and doing things on whim because they felt like it. Hearing only soundbytes, not chains of information, they operate on knee jerk sentiments derived from soundbytes they've heard; they're not even real people. When are people going to understand that women should never be in charge of anything. When you see a man and a woman dance, who leads? does the fucking women lead? no, it would look gay and awkward and unnatural, and isn't how things work, and leads to collapse of society, and forced equality has lead us to this deadly, fagnanimous situation.

>>136856477
You need to lose weight

>>136845736
>arguing with a woman
That was the first mistake

>>136856636
it's all about confidence and practice. you'll figure everything out with those two things.

>>136845736
>Tfw large penis so no one can use that on me

>>136853272
>man (female)
Ftfy Svenja.

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>>136845736
Just respond with, "Bitch, I'll wrap my dick around your neck and start you up like a fuckin' lawn mower."

https://youtu.be/IU_3b2_33vI

>>136845736
>arguing with women

women and rational thought don't mix. they always resort to ad hominem attacks

>>136857115

exactly this. The "Small dick" argument doesn't really work who knows he doesn't have one.

>>136845736
It's weird how people are always willing to knowingly prove your point just to insinuate you have a small dick.

>>136848334

Damn, Scott Adams is living the dream.

>>136845736
you don't argue a woman, you tell them to shut or hit them

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>>136846728
Someone is projecting.

>>136857566
Don't need to look at the flag to tell the country.

The smell says everything.

>>136856669

Oh wow thanks for the tip, I wish I had as much confidence as you do with your micro-dick...

>>136857695
stay mad cuck, no wonder your women are fucking sand niggers on the side

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>>136857566
>tell them to shut
Shut what? The door to the loo?

>>136857757
you sound like a fat ugly dyke with piercings and dyed hair.
it's okay, your sex-toy won't judge you.

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>>136855599

>tfw 5 inches and pencil dick

:/

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>>136857872
>a poo calling others sand niggers
oh my god my sides

>>136845736
That's when you whip it right across her face and ask if she still thinks it's small as tears roll down her cock blasted cheek.

>>136857566
based street shitter

>>136857956
you're an american so you can't really tell women anything hahahahaha

>>136845736
>be a hysterical mess
>do your darndest trying to pull your opponent down to your level
Whatever works I guess.

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>believes in removing genetic undesirables from humanity
>but not small dicked virgins

LOL /pol/ there should be no reason to fear this insult

>>136857872
You also act like a piece of shit! That's so fucking hilarious!

Is that also the reason why Indians rape so much? I'm imagining a walking pack of 5'0 shit sausage, all with the name Pajeet, looking for their next victim. You're not better than Pakis!

>>136858231
Roastie detected

>>136855458
Based period blood stained bedsheet

>>136858302
Nah, I just hate Indians. They're like gypsies who where too fucking lazy to leave their shitty country.

Day of the flushing soon.

>>136856809
Not trying to make you feel better. Just saying that you are worrying about a non issue. Besides how is your dick size stopping you from scoring women? Do you tell them beforehand that your dick is small or do they just see you naked and go: NOPE, see ya senpai"

>>136857961

Well you've got ugly tits and can only get drunk guys to fuck you

>>136858530
Ima wizard precisely because of that, so........

>>136845736
Just stick it into her fartbox and see if she says it "small"

>>136851111
quads of truth

>>136855797
Kek

>>136858648
you're a faggit dude
i scored my first girl when i was 14 and my dick was only like 5 inches
nothing is stopping you from having sex besides yourself

>tfw big when erect but small when flaccid
My dick goes super saiyan in the bedroom but I can't showboat in the locker room

>>136858853
also
>not making the girl wet as fuck before having sex
its one of the most crucial things you have to do before you have sex if you have a small dick

Women usually resort to personnel attacks when some has an opinion that is opposite to their own.

>>136858853
your dick is still "only like 5 inches" now you fuckwit

>>136858935
Just get hard in the locker room.
Problem solved.

>>136858648
Because you talk to them about your dick? Or because they run away like the plague when you get naked? If its the latter my only advice is get out of your degenerate dick worshiping country and go to japan, you wil be king there. If its the former stop talking about your fucking dick

>>136859038
nope, my dick is around 18 cm, thats about 7 inches
i am just telling him that his dick size isn't stopping him from having sex

>>136845736
>heh, okay fatty
works everytime
even if the chick is as thin as a twig, she'll go fucking ballistic

>>136846359
Lol, what do you do for a living?

>>136858203
Meh. Having a smaller dick can have its advantages in a felony fight.

>>136858203
I agree. I should be shot. I know I wouldn't even be able to get an erection with a girl due to boring average penis. That's why I watch top-tier genetic guys fucking chicks in porn.

>>136853923
This poster is a roastie whore

>>136845736
it's the greatest fear of man to have a small weewee
Call them a dick, asshole, cunt even and they have some kind of pride for it
but call them babby dicks and they shrink away, much like the jew.
"I've been found out"

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>>136859870
>being the testicled jew

call them fat

simple

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>>136858158
So this is the legendary poo bants I never hear about literally ever.

Never had this happen to me. OP is a tad sensitive DESU

>>136846895

>>136860098

fat, old, used up, 'past your prime'. These all work well.

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>>136845736
>Not replying with something like:
>A: If you think MINE is small, maybe you should stop the fisting and start the kegels - you aren't getting any younger, darling.
>B: Looking the way you do, most men would have a difficult time getting hard.
>C: [Snickering] Admittedly, compared to the miles you've taken, it would seem small.
>D: [Laugh] Well, okay. So you admit that you're wrong/lost the argument?

>>136846476
>>136853922
>Not liking DFC
:(

>>136855599
Because you're a 56%'er and thus unable to comprehend the logic behind the post.

>>136856636
>"the 'problem' is more 'complicated'" line often.
That would only really work with indecisive women, though. It's the "I'm agnostic"-line but for general subjects. Fence-sitting bullshit. If someone says that, break it down into clearly differentiated chunks for them and present it as if what you just said was the absolute truth. If they shut up, great, you got the last word and what you said stands. If they don't, you still won because now they have to engage.

>>136857500
It's that Dilbert money. Git sum.

>>136858648
>Brazil
Can't you just hire a prostitute for three plantains an hour or something?

>>136858031
>tfw 5 inches and your dick is more round than it is long
It's like having a fucking soda can for a penis.

>>136860081
Proof again that women steal everything from men and lack creativity and intelligence.

"He called me the vaginal jew.... what can I call him?"

>testicular jew

>>136860711
pics i wanna see
my dick bends a bit as well

>>136859346
Caretaker in a nursing home.

>>136860779
my dick is bent like a fucking banana, its 7 inches

if my lil wilkins got his life sorted out and straightened up he could be and 8.5

no women have ever complained though, I usually go doggy

>>136860983
same here
i think its because i've slept on one side of the bed since i was a kid

I still have no idea why small dick is considered such a bad thing.

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>>136845736
Goddamn. Whenever my mom is losing an argument with my actual responsible father ,she always starts screaming about he has a tiny dick and shit like that. God forbid we talk about her, she has been with like 50 guys and mooches off of them for money. She is also a dipshit anarchist that thinks the perfect society is one where there is no government.

>>136845736
I've had this happen to me, mostly during discussions about feminism or liberalism. They'll talk about something they don't know and then when confronted with facts they'll resort to using insults about something else they don't know about....which is the size of a man's penis.

In essence, they'll speak about TWO things they know nothing about.

>>136861415
that must suck for your dad
i hope your mom dies in a car crash

>>136860904
>mentally ill people look at my crotch, that must mean they like me :^)

>>136845736
I don't think women like that exist anywhere else than in your mind OP

You're probably just a fat beta insecure faggot scared of dying virgin and too retarded to admit it would be your fault.
You can try to shame women as much as you want, it's not their fault if you're unfuckable

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>>136861590
Thankfully we only visit her every other weekend from now on. My dad is working and is going to school for a better job while our mom lays in bed all day on her stupid Iphone that her boyfriend that is twice her age bought her.

>>136861803
You obviously haven't been around many women if you think these kinds of women don't exist.

Checkmate, faggot.

>>136861808
holy shit your family is fucked
i hope you're doing good anon, my friend had the same problem and he tried killing himself
help your dad out, he will appreciate it

>>136861803
This is exactly what OP is talking about...

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>>136861988
Thanks fren, it is good to see someone is concerned but the court agrees with me and my dad and I live in the best country on the planet, God bless America.

>>136861925
I cannot imagine why any girl would even consider resorting to this when they are losing an argument, not only it doesn't make sense, it would make them sound retarded

I don't hang out with trailer park trash, so maybe it's that

>>136857476
Im a literal dicklet and it still doesnt work.

Someone with half a brain knows that whenever your opponent resorts to ad hominems they are vocalizing their intellectual impotence.


Take it as proof of superiority , not insult

>>136845736
Same way men commonly fall back on sexuality, being a beta, etc.

"insert adjective here" is the easiest thing people can do.

>>136862294
I am not trying to sound like a neckbeard retard, but Women always resort to the small dick argument when you have them beat. That is just how they are.

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>>136862222
fucking CHECKED M8

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>>136860779
As per request. Incoming b&

>>136861139
I think it's if you fap too hard and/or much with one hand. Is it curved towards the finger-side of your fapping hand?

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>>136845736
> it doesn't matter how big my dick is. with those fucking fat thighs of yours, it would be like sliding a hot dog between two loaves of bread. mr. ed probably couldn't satisfy you. lose some weight and maybe you won't be so fucking bitter

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>>136862222
Checked.

>>136845736

because we know you're hilariously insecure about it from watching porn every night and it works every time lmao

personally I like to make fun of american men for being circumcised since it sets them off even worse

speak of the devil >>136862716 look at that little string of fused skin attached to the head lmao

>>136862721
yes, fuck

Mines long and thin. Feels bad man

>>136862935
>look at that little string of fused skin attached to the head lmao
There's one on the other side too. Wouldn't it be nice if people didn't cut your dick off at birth?

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>>136862222
Self chek'd, America truly is the most glorious country on the planet (and my mum is a nerd).

>>136845736
lmao please go on that's my fetish you're just making me stronger

>>136862935
I make fun of British women for lacking basic dental hygiene.

>>136862635
allright, so I got news for you, decent women don't
I don't know what kind of scum you had to deal with, but if you seriously heard this more than once in your life, then maybe you should consider the fact that they mention it because hey have a reason

Still a shitty excuse for a lost argument that only an uneducated retard would pull out

>>136862716
at least u got some girth
better than a pencil dick at least
learn to use ur hips bro, it will help you alot

>>136862942
Just a theory, because that's where you exert the most force when grabbing it (pressing with fingers against your palm). Don't worry about it, for the ol' in-and-out, it'll work fine. If it's really banana-like, you can probably find an angle where it hits her extra well, too, so it may even be beneficial.

>>136862994

Blame women. They are the ones with the cavernous holes because they stretch them to infinity with huge fake dildos.

>>136863125
when a woman doesn't take care of her teeth i seriously can't think of fucking them
idk if its a fetish but i've never dated a girl with fucked teeth

>>136863200
I'm fine with my sex life, my girl seems to be alright with it too so no worries either way.

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>>136863175
American women are definitely dumber than Italian women. Alot of them are slimy cunts.

>>136863458
does she cum when u fuck her?
also how long does it take you to cum, for me its between 5-10 mins
>>136863356
its not super banana like, but you can tell its bent if you just look at it from above
for like 3 weeks i tried to fix it by sleeping on the side where my dick isn't used to
i hope it helps

>>136861456
it is odd that the very people that start a movement against "fat/slut" shaming, or shaming in general, have no problem with shaming men for something they can't do anything about.

>>136863650
>does she cum when u fuck her?
She usually does immediately before or after I do, and I usually do it in her so that's probably why. I go for about the same length of time, I'd say.

>>136845736
I've never understood that particular attack either. They must not understand male anatomy very well.

>>136862716
very nice

>>136863200
>>136864110
is this reddit ?
that dick sucks anon, point is, who gives a shit ?

>>136863650
>Weeks
Unless you just woke up with it boomerang-shaped one day, then it's more on the magnitude of years, a gentle curve formed by habit.. but it's not really a problem, so I wouldn't worry about it. Maybe learn to fap with the other hand if you're actually worried about it. Then again, it might just be a thing that happens for whatever reason, I can't prove that it's due to fapping, it's just a guess/suspicion.

>>136863977
>male anatomy
It's about feelings. "Small dick" makes a lot of men feel insecure, even if their penis isn't small. It's a "am I good enough?"-thing that you worry about because you really can't do anything about it. It's like calling a guy short, but worse.

>>136863956

Dude. She might be lying. Does she vibrate? Does her pussy get tight like she's doing kegels? Or does she say "oh my god i'm cumming so hard i love you"

>tfw 7.5 inch dick

>jack off to small dick porn sometimes

>>136845736
stuff her mouth with poo

>>136850791
>what are hospitals
Good money to be had, and surrounded by slutty nurses. Not bad

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>>136862716

>>136862716

That's as "big" as it gets? Really?

>>136864423
>that dick sucks anon, point is, who gives a shit ?
Nobody, that's the point. Women are stupid when they say this to anyone.
>>136864513
What do you think I'm stupid? I know women lie about everything but she spasms and shakes.

>>136845736
Women believe had status best men could fucked, tell somebody small penis is say lack status.

Just look Trump tall,model wife,billonary, trump status begins so high, white women end up vote for him.

>>136845736
Because these big vagina ladies are getting away with MURDER.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-vs8fwgwk0

>>136864779
Also how hot is your wife or gf
1-10 in your honest opinion

>>136862294
> it would make them sound retarded

It won't make her sound retarded when everyone is laughing at you and cheering her on.

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>>136864969
dunt come cross border. stay thar

>>136845736
>that fingernail length
Coal burner confirmed

>>136865054
>how hot is your wife

You know this means you're asking if he's a cuck, right? Like literally. Google hot wife and you'll see.

>>136865054
6, she's about average in her looks.

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>>136845736

>>136864441
I get your point. Hwv, it's childish and vacuous. I was accused of having a small penis by a "sexual assault advocate" [shareblue] during a twitter argument. I turned it around on he/she/it and they deleted the tweet. The import of the insult was somewhat lost on me as I am, female, but I used as many pc arguments against the remark as possible.

>>136865324
nice

>>136854959
>no marital rape bullshit
>bullshit
Does /pol/ really believe this?

>>136851596
I guaran-goddamn-tee it's a drastic improvement over whatever really is under that pantsuit.

>arguing with holes.png

How has nobody posted that yet? It explains exactly what OP is wondering about.

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FACTS

>>136862716
Post pics with a ruler. I refuse to believe that's 5 inches.

>>136865975
Source? I dispute your facts.

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>>136862763
>anyone trying to have this autistically long an insult in a public argument without looking like a homeless meth addict having a schizo rant

I whipped it out at party once. It wasn't a chick that said it, it was some dude arguing with me about nothing.
Room was packed, girls and guys. This was back in highschool. Dude said something about me having a tiny dick. I had a chubby from grinding with this chick just moments before. Everyone thought I had a "king dick" for the rest of highschool.

Was pretty neat. Still didn't really get laid though.

My dicks only 5 inches and im pretty fat too. Doesnt seem to matter i used to be self conscious about it now i dont give af any more. Women dont seem to mind or complain and ive only ever gotten teased a few times about it. Most women ive been with i can still fuck whenever i want and many of them wanted me back or came back around months later. Just never seemed to be an actual issue. I'm quite aggressive when fucking too so that seems to offset mostly, and i have made women cum. Not fake orgasm cum when they really cum you can feel their vag squeezing the shit out of your dick. Get over yourselves and get out there and get some pussy. If you sit around worrying youre not good enough you are probably right. Not all women are BBC whores if you ravage her like a man she will want more end of story.

>>136865975

My first gf, who was a virgin, saw my dick and said she didn't know how it was supposed to fit inside her. Never fucked her because I didn't know that I was supposed to be the initiator. So basically, every time she just jerked me off a little bit. Next girl saw mine flaccid (after we made out, I lost my boner because she'd been with other guys) and said it was cute. Then I got a boner and she said she didn't know they grew that much, but I quickly lost it again. My biggest problem is insecurity of my dick size and erectile dysfunction. Whether I can get a boner at any point in time is unpredictable. It can go from 100% to 0% hard in a few seconds, depending on what thoughts go through my head. I hate it.

Mine is 6.5 inches bone pressed x 5 inches around.

>>136866833
This is 100% due to porn and excessive fapping. Had similar story years ago quit fap and porn and all issues worked out completely.

>>136866984
why fapping though
i can't go 2 days without fapping

>>136853655
this

>>136867078
Fapping not so bad but porn fucks your sexuality (literally cucks you andmakes your brain values video sex over real life sex)

If you fap too much you are robbing yourself of "resting" penis size as well as constantly removing testosterone from your body. Being full of sperm gives men drive, being in a constant state of depletion makes you lethargic and cucky

>>136863650
I switched from left to right and my dick is slowly correcting back to straight

Because it draws upon an age old insecurity in men

its like when we argue with women and call them fat

>>136867078
> why should i quit something that is damaging and which i am addicted to
lmao you useless nieger
keep being a fapfagot
2.5 months on nofap here

>>136867348
interesting
>>136867688
i fap once every two days

>>136867078
>>136867348
>porn fucks your sexuality

I agree, when I first had sex I could not get it up, and even several times after the first time.

For me, it was because porn trained my mind to view sex from a 3rd person perspective. In real sex, you're in 1st person perspective. The visual difference between the two is enough to screw up your arousal behavior.

Another one they use is "you must be gay" if don't like them for theit shitty personality. Or sometimes "you just can't get a girl like me".

They almost always resort to an attack on male sexuality because they lack intelligence. They will also repeat an argument over and over even if you just debunked it.

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>>136867877
>hahaha he can't get it up (or some other easy insult)

Sex is just too scary for me to be worth it at this point. Having sex at all makes you an easy target for their criticism.

>>136867688
>reddit flag
poo, cuckman, swede, leaf, or ukuck?

>>136867078
Porn is really, really bad for your brain. No joke. You can do your own research but there is plenty of evidence to support how bad masturbating to porn is for your brain. You can burn out your nerve receptors that way.

Stick to just having sex or masturbating using only your mind. Trust me you will have an easier time using your dick on command and be more hungry and more confident for the courting of women.

>>136868362
So you only masturbate?

>>136868362
i mean that doesnt make sense
why would someone that found you attractive, slept with you tell that you're ugly afterwards?
wouldn't that just mean that they have low standards or that they're just as ugly as you?

>>136845736
Trying to sham people is just what humans do man. Remove these people from your life and stop caring about random losers that do this.

>>136868486
i will do my best

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I'm a grower not a shower

>>136868579

Well, yeah?

>>136868670

Women just seem to be like that. Idk. It's like if you open yourself up emotionally to a girl, they can and will use that against you. If you anger a woman, they'll say you have a small penis or have ED or something. I just don't need sex from them for brief validation only to be emasculated later. Not worth it.

>>136868362
>>hahaha he can't get it up (or some other easy insult)
>Sex is just too scary for me to be worth it at this point.

If you doing one night stands, this will probably be a problem.
If you building a relationship with a woman, she will understand as long as it's not a permanent problem.

If you want to solve the problem without criticism, you can hire an escort to help you practice with.

>>136848611
we still do that in Algeria. we learned it from *@-+-"//'

>>136845736
who cares, just make fun of how loose they are if they do it

>>136869021
I think you're depriving yourself of greater intimacy and sexual adventure. I understand it's an emotional risk, but please consider a real-life connection. Women have similar fears. Think it over.

>>136851550
Imagine being a 5'7" with a 7.5" dick
It sux balls

>>136845736
Tiny dick, gay, and you're a virgin ... is how stupid burgers argue

>>136869138
>>136869325
>If you doing one night stands, this will probably be a problem.

I just don't care. Let other men do it. You're talking to a complete NEET who gave up years ago with no hope of changing btw

>>136854128
>>136854463

This. Contrary to popular belief, most women don't have political beliefs and just go with whatever is popular.

>>136869510
>a complete NEET who gave up years ago

I suggest using higher class escorts. It's a business transaction between two consenting adults, no different from visiting a psychologist.

>>136869655
This is your experience or opinion?

>>136848566
damn. scott adams got OLD

>>136869701
>I suggest using higher class escorts.

Let's not go further than we need to. You don't know just how fucked up I am, my dude. I literally DON'T CARE. It's a mental illness.

Open belt
Drop pants
Look into her eyes
Walk home as the winner

>>136869701
If used only for practice, it may be beneficial. However, it could reinforce intimacy with disposability.

>>136870042
I'd end up being close to a chick for the first time pretty much ever, becoming emotionally attached, message her too much, get arrested, and then kill myself in prison due to mother issues.

Shit's fucked. Don't even try.

>>136868486
>Stick to just having sex
Porn it is, then.

>>136853140
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>>136846359
Please say you make $100+k , 6'5", ripped and whose grandfather was in the SS. It would make it /pol/ the post

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>>136870443
Bleak.

Sorry dude, if you are a younger person, I hope it works out for you.

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It's 5.7 enough?

I've had this happen to be. Ironic, considering the bitch in question I fucked maybe 50 times over 3 months because she wanted to get high.

>>136846728
>Considering you're flag it's probably because your the woman in the scenario, Sven

FTFY

>>136871726
i hope this is a shitpost