>its been months since the last actual happening sticky on /pol/

the happenings these days aren't what they're used to be

The reason it's taking so long is because the next happening is going to be massive. Hopefully including nukes.

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>>136835935
People are too complacent these days. The big one is coming.

>elections over
>attacks stop

hmmmm

>>136836111
Checked

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CALM BEFORE THE STORM!

We want to believe.

Yeah, what's up with all the Muslims?

They've been way too quiet recently.

>>136836329
maybe diversity IS our strength after all

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I keep looking at my phone on news outlets hoping for something to happen.

I don't know. I guess i'm bored.

>>136836111
Trips of truth

My profile: http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197960268072/

Last summer was the best, so many happenings. I miss it

>>136836329
It's Dhū al-Qa‘dah, the month of the Islamic Calender when war is banned. It's followed by Dhū al-Ḥijjah then Muḥarram which both also bans acts of war. Expect happenings to resume on October 21st when Ṣafar begins.

>>136836618
We all are m9

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>>136835935
Don't worry OP, soon the best happening yet will commence. The war between the USA and North Korea.

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>when you see the words "ITS HAPPENING" stickied unexpectedly

>>136840033
It's all been a fucking tease. I'm losing faith.

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>>136840033
I really hope your right!

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>>136836111
Kek Vult

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>>136835935
we got all junkied up off all the happenings. now we cant handle the silence

Why do we even want the happenings? Normies dont do that

>>136843562
Normies are normies. It's been a while since we got a good one.

>>136843562
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>136836111
Fuck you Sven. Digits prove its true

>>136836111
The only thing that can shake normies out of their OBSESSION with gays/trannies in every aspect of life is literally a nuclear war. These fucks have had no dose of reality since 9/11.

>>136835935
well hopefully we'll get a nuclear war soon

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>tfw only go on /pol/ for the happenings

The mass panic but also excitement, the millions of different Doom Paul variations, alert sirens and hype music. Attempts to scrape every single bit of information from every corner of the internet and the OC coming straight off the press faster than one can consume it. Anticipation and speculation.

It's beautiful.

>>136837292

habbening during september 2015 when germany opened their borders and then bataclan massacres in november 2015 were fucking amazing.

kek has been low on habbenings for some time now.

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>>136836111
Trips of truth