Brit/pol - Optimus Prime Edition

>>136834201
Archived

>https://theguardian com/politics/2017/aug/08/judge-calls-for-clarity-on-status-of-ecj-rulings-in-uk-after-brexit
https://unvis.it/theguardian.com/politics/2017/aug/08/judge-calls-for-clarity-on-status-of-ecj-rulings-in-uk-after-brexit

If anyone has a financial times account could they archive or screenshot this please

https://www.ft.com/content/9f4fd278-790e-11e7-a3e8-60495fe6ca71

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>>136833668
props to the based soldiers who fought against those evil racists

The most fitting tribute to Glen Campbell:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z62JzqdXchQ&t=61

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Reposting fixed south.Where should the new capital be?

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>Optimus prime edition

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>>136834385
The whole article or what?

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>>136834385

>>136834708
Whole article plox senpai

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>>136834385
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jk rowling favouriting an ironic tweet but not knowing its ironic, she really is a low iq subhuman

>>136834756
Yeah, sure.

What a fucking stupid question.

>>136834912
She really just got lucky with harry potter didnt she? The woman is an imbecile

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4E9cU28rr_o

Another lindybeige video. It's very topical.

>>136834556
What an absolute fucking state

>>136834912
You Brits should really follow Salem and burn this witch bitch or make her quit twatter or better yet life

>>136835119

She basically took guaranteed to sell tropes and made books out of them. Including heavy Biblical inspiration which she won't ever say.

>>136834912
>>136835119
>>136835246
How do you know she didn't get the joke? Or am I being the autist now?

>>136834912
>gang of centrists
please elaborate

>>136834618

somewhere in pakistan?

>>136835279
Any good book has 'heavy biblical inspiration', or at least inspiration from the classics, either intentionally or not.

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>>136834650

>>136835279
>>136835396
Or are you saying she doesn't like the connection because she's anti-Christian? Yeah probably.

>>136834756
>Jews
>European
>Niggers
>Human

>>136835369
Come on lad, I said *new* capital.

Get May out, get this lad in. Seems to have his head screwed on right. On QT when I last saw him he did well.

http://news.sky.com/story/sustainable-migration-level-in-tens-of-thousands-cabinet-member-says-10982535

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for the commonwealth.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12IYtBpXV_Q

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>>136835818
I wish they'd stop preventing our happenings.

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>>136835887

I don't mind greasy Arabic belly dancers tbqh

>>136834442
They did their duty, like any good British man would have. The British politicians are the ones who didn't do their duty.

>>136835323
It's a joke

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>>136836340

This thread has been dead all day. What is it? Time of day? Thursdays arent usually this inactive. Maybe the new tripcunts have pushed people over the edge and they've finally given up.

ay you bongs, participate here

>>136827547
>>136827547

>>136836369
but is that witch joking when she liked it? She thought it was real isn't it?

>>136836481
Why would you post that in Brit/pol/ of all places?

>>136836481
yes she thought it was a real one being a leftist marxist such as herself.
>>136836442
fuck off kike

>>136836586
...

>>136836442
Yeah pretty much.

>>136836586
I'm listing viable theories and that is amongst the most likely. The thread is barren.

>>136836514
Do it for the burgers. I am from the least developed country in SEAsia and i care about them. You are like their BFF, you should care more! What's wrong with you?
>>136836586
ya, that's why I was confused. Thanks friend.

>>136836586
Don't worry, we hate all tripcunts equally, nothing personal.

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Gotta grab them guns.
Can't have silly goyim protecting themselves

>>136836684
fair enough, i could do what pube does and be like that and it would be much worse though

>>136836726
Stop enabling them.

>>136836687
I still don't carry about their autistic twitter polls.

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>(((labour shortage)))

>>136836792
care*
>>136836780
No one said you were Ralph Waldo, or Yasuke-tier. But we aren't short on tripcunts. I'm just trying to get to the bottom of why the thread is so inactive on a Thursday afternoon.

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How the fuck is it that they won't attend most burglaries, but they scramble a panda for something like this?

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>>136836880
very strange i agree though. comfy hours yesterday there were no trips, hardly been any other of the trips today. rightly isn't posting as much, nor eddie. Rimmer seems to have fucked off

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>>136835818
I cant wait for civil war it's tasty

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>>136836782

>>136836792
That's ok famlam. I hope other bongs will participate though.

>>136836985
I was up for 30+ hours but gave up around 12 last night and it was more inactive then and now.

>>136837142
>more inactive
Fucking active*
Phone posting, my bad.

>>136836935
Police are the infantry of the politicians. Many, many of them share the same stupid values.

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>britpol

where do i buy johnnies at lads

>>136837350
any supermarket or boots, or go to the local clinic to get free ones

>>136837326
Context?

>>136837603
Google image search

>>136837768
I'm on my phone. Is it some Christian fundamentalists protesting something?

>>136836999
If you're fighting something that is fuelled by a drive for building ego then you can literally do this and it will work...

>>136834442
>soldiers
He's Navy you fucking retard.

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>council pays my rent (anything under £400 a month) which is okay since I live in the north
>government pays me enough to live on in NEETbux
>still have enough money left over for driving lessons and holidays

Remind me again why I should work?

>>136839568

How old are you and how long do you intend to live that way?

>After the General Election of 1951, Churchill again became Prime Minister. His third government—after the wartime national government and the brief caretaker government of 1945—would last until his resignation in 1955. During this period, he renewed what he called the "special relationship" between Britain and the United States, and engaged himself in the formation of the post-war order. He tried in vain to manoeuvre the cabinet into restricting West Indian immigration. "Keep England White" was a good slogan, he told the cabinet in January 1955.[10] Ian Gilmour records Churchill saying to him, in 1955, about immigration: "I think it is the most important subject facing this country, but I cannot get any of my ministers to take any notice".[11]

>>136839852

23 and as long as I see necessary.

It's not about being lazy, I would gladly work if I thought I'd be better off but working actually puts me at a disadvantage.

>>136840439

Have you considered using the time you have now to study, increase skills, seek additional qualifications?

>>136840439
how much do you get per month or week or whatever?

>recently moved house and went to check out my local shop
>realise its a very small shop and someone enters behind me, someone is in front of me as well
> feel trapped
> try to get past the person in front and am unsuccessful
>too scared to try again with the person behind me
>end up just pushing my way through while whispering excuse me and not making eyecontact with anyone

I will never go back

>>136840516
I follow him on youtube and he still hasn't been to court
he can't get work because he has to tell his employers he is awaiting trial for a hate crime offence

>>136841440
What is his jewTube name?

>>136841538
count dankula

he's not really funny or anything
I'm only following out of interest to see what happens with his case

>>136839598
Joy division were better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zu1b54RtSE8

kek
BBC getting in on the biological differences between the sexes action

>>136842006

Didn't Darwin settle this shit years ago?

>>136836985
I enjoyed last night without the trips

>We must do something about Asian paedophiles whilst simultaneously not acknowledging the fact they are Asian paedophiles.

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/aug/10/victims-child-abuse-gangs-race-religion

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THE ABSOLUTE STATE of this fucking country

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>>136842229
I was there till about 3 when no one made a new thread then I thought fuck it and went to bed.

>>136842006
Surprisingly impartial for the BBC.

I hope Jordan Peterson doesn't turn into a fedora meme joke because of his fanbase.
although I can already see this happening

The sad truth is that he is saying a lot of things that needed to be said, but too many autists are picking up on it and turning his reputation to shit.

>>136843024
too late

>>136842006
>white woman, ethnic male
Of course

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>>136842441

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>Where u goin white boy?

>>136842185
It's amazing how the left will (rightfully) invoke Darwin when talking with religious fundamentalists about evolution and natural selection but they also simultaneously discard all of his research on race because it presents a fundamental flaw of their worldview.

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>>136834912

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Why does he call Are Woes a spy, lads?

>>136844378
link it m8
that's hilarious

woes is up his own hole
but I think he's genuine

>>136844378
Because HE is a spy, and he's trying to destroy your faith in Woes

>>136844378
Because if he calls everyone a spy he'll be correct at some point.

>>136840516

Didn't they put the dog down as well?

>>136834201
>Operation Sanctuary: Newcastle child sex network convicted

Any fellow Britbongs really fucking depressed by this?

I mean there have been so many of grooming gangs, and they are probably all over the UK.

This latest one, after reading the details has just really brought me down.

Fuck iTunes and fuck apple people

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>Looking to buy a place north east, Newcastle/middlesborough

What's life like up there?
It's gotta be better than Milton Keynes (Mini London).

Are the slags decent?

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>>136844724
You may notice that we're not saying much about it here. Do not be concerned. The reason is not that we aren't interested or invested, it's that we've got nothing to say we haven't already said about dozens of almost identical incidents across the country.
This is Britain now.

>>136844724

The Pakis are just the tip of the iceberg, my friend was telling me about the stuff that is still going on in North Wales with the police, armed forces and politicians.

>>136844928

Shithole, loads of non whites and the whites themselves are a low breed. People are friendly though and the lasses are sluts but I'm an antisocial permavirgin so that means nothing to me.

>>136844724

Nothing can be done about it though. Not much else to say.

>>136844724
the sad thing is
no one cares at all

literally no one is talking about it up here

>>136844928
pretty nice
Newcastle is lovely
lots of slags, but you shouldn't be concerning yourself with that mate

>>136844928
If you've got your own place bought, the slags will be whatever you tell them to be ;)

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>>136845083

There's non whites everywhere anon. I'm a postie and delivered to the poshest part of MK last week, every other house was a paki.
I thought the north was supposed to be white where the south is tainted.

>>136845193

I'm mostly interested in how cheap it is. I can get a 3 bedroom detached for the price of a 1 bed maisonette here. I've played the game, I've worked hard, I just want my own place and live comfortably by the sea.

>>136845074
I'll never understand what it is about power that turns people into nonces

>>136845523
Just fucking bin all the paki post m8

>>136845523

To be precise, I've been working 50/60 hour weeks with some agency work in between for 2 years. It's fucking tiring but I've got a decent 12k. It was hard to save whilst renting.

>>136845672

'Speak a little truth and people lose their mind' - Lord Ice Cube

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>>136843024

It'll be bad if people don't actually take his advice and read the books he recommends, listen to his lectures and sort themselves out.

>>136845895
>read the books he recommends
Reading them is one thing, actually getting what they say is another
>listen to his lectures
What do you think the chances your average Kekistani meme warrior is going to sit through even one proper 1hr30 uni lecture, let alone the dozens he puts out each year?

>>136846109

Those are fair points. His Biblical lectures have been blowing my mind.

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The state of Robert Webb today:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9foo1EOQ9tc

>>136846248
For my money, the most important thing Peterson's lectures do isn't giving you complete information, it's giving you the bits and making you work things out for yourself. It's always a joy when you finally see what the point is.
Ignore the faggots he's accumulated around him, he's a great guy and his content is top notch.

>>136846364
Where's he going to get VO work now BBC 3's gone? Should we set up a collection for him?

>>136844928
Don't tell anyone, but Newcastle is great. Sure, you'll earn significantly less than in any other city, but the cost of living is so low you actually end up ahead.

Bigg Market slags are legendary m8, ditto Whitley Bay on a Wednsday.

>>136846364
I literally sat through all of them for some reason
He calls them all idiots, and says he just did it for the money in an interview though

>>136846540
>>136846248
He'll be dismissed by many though because of his fans
His lectures are great though and have really opened my eyes to ways of thinking that I hadn't considered/ encountered before.

>>136846601
Hitler had a thousand body guards though.

>>136846598
I don't understand how James Corden pulled ahead and Webby is doing this bollocks. He needs a kickstarter up the arse. He was a talented comedian not so long ago. Did he accidentally blurt out something right wing or something?

>>136846802
fuck how did I write though that many times
I need to think before I type

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I genuinely feel sorry for Theresa May. She's obviously never had an orgasm, she's never had kids, the whole country hates her and she's going to be remembered as one of the absolute worst PMs in our history.

>>136846826
i count 12

>>136846826
He literally had a paramilitary wing dedicated to his personal protection who had to violently remove his political opponents, that picture's bollocks

>>136846863
Mitchell was the brains of the pair, and now he's gone Webb doesn't know what to do with himself

>>136847051
>tfw Rob got set aside for a melting postwall roastie jewess

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Finally started cooking for myself after moving in months ago, up until now I was eating pre-made shit.

Poor Man's Meal is God tier

>>136847009

That's her own fault, she could have swung to a landslide and been lauded as an omnipotent genius smashing every other party, but got big-headed, came up with a wafer-thin manifesto that exploited ever demographic it could and lost that lead, and everything that's happened to her has been a result of that dismal decision-making at a critical time.

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>>136847009

>implying anyone, past or future, will ever outdo Blair in terms of damage done to the country

>>136847009
>feel sorry for Theresa May
>she's never had kids
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LEADSOM GET OUT

>>136847260
Close your eyes and it'll probably be fine, m8.

>>136847051
I honestly think people mistake Mitchell as being more clever because he played the more clever character in peep show

>>136847348
>Who is Thatcher

NIGEL FARAGE SHOW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lx_0nlUqwoc

>>136847386
It's what I'd call Stephen Fry Syndrome; he's spent so long playing educated, witty intellectuals that he's come to believe he genuinely IS educated, witty and intellectual

>>136847260
Just make shepherd's pie. Easiest meal in the world and fucking delicious every time. Pretty cheap depending on the type of meat you use.

>>136847433

Thatcher destroyed the working class parasites, and in that act alone was the best PM we've had in a long long time.

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>>136847500

This.

Although QI is brilliant, or at least it was. I haven't a clue what it's like now.

>>136847500
>Stephen fry is a British institution!

BBC cunt

>>136847009
All she had to do was answer ever question with "I'm glad you asked me that. That's very important, but my government will be focusing on delivering the fairest Brexit for everybody as a priority." Every question. She'd have got 400+ seats.

"I'm glad you asked me that, but we're going to unplug the internet and tax the middle class an infinite amount of money..." only didn't implode because the opposition was too busy quoting Marx under pictures of Stalin in public.

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>>136847009
it could have been the greatest dynasty since maggie thatcher.

*sigh*

tousand jahr reich didn't even last 6 months

>>136847734
If you rewatch old episodes you can pick out a rich vein of lefty pro faggot/Muslim cuckery throughout though

>>136847786
>Mental bloke who buggers some boy half his age
Quintessential if you ask me

>>136847500
Cambridge and a career in the arts doesn't make you educated or intellectual? He's not the be all end all, but some credit, man.

>>136847433

Thatchers only problem was her retarded free market memeing and Reagan-wanking.

Blair fucked the constitution and attempted to model himself as a President in a constitutional monarchy.

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>tfw frightened to sleep because worried a new consciousness awakes in the morning and a previous me died because the stream of consciousness stopped and then was regenerated

Anyone else get this?

>>136847955
No it doesn't

>>136847906

>you can pick out a rich vein of lefty pro faggot/Muslim cuckery throughout though

How far back do you have to go? I've fond memories of the show.

>>136847260
Elder God tier cheap tea:

Toast
Butter
Sprinkle with herbs of choice
Cheese
Ham
Poached egg on top

>>136847955
A Cambridge degree is, admittedly, fairly impressive, even if it was in a wishy-washy subject like Eng Lit.
A career in the arts, however, is hardly a sign of intellectualism.

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>>136847945
Oh, thanks. I'd forgoten about that. Did they get "married" in the end? Or did he finish his GCSEs?

The best part of that was watching the faces of the people to the sides of the press release.

>>136848005
It's true. Yesterday's you is dead, you just have his memories.

>>136848005
have fun watching

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQHBAdShgYI

>>136847734
QI is overrated garbage. Worst panel show out there.

>>136848176
>It's true.
How do u know?

>>136848074

>not putting the ham on first then a layer of melted cheese over it to keep it in place

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>>136848073
It's pretty much ever present?

The banter is always steered a certain way

>>136848190
That video is shit philosophy.

>>136846626

Do you live up there anon?
Will you be me m8?

Should I start speaking with a northern accent or will people dig the southern?

>>136848301
explain

>>136848262
Such is the case in most mainstream art and entertainment post-1965

>>136847955
Nowt wrong with 1980s Stephen Fry. A Bit of Fry & Laurie is great. It's more that he was later promoted as the pinacle of erudition and intellectualism, when in reality he was a depressive tippler with a disturbing eye for the boys.

>>136848361
The topic in philosophy is known as "personal identity", and no serious philosopher I know of considers continuity of consciousness to be a requisite for continuity of identity.

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>>136848161
>A career in the arts, however, is hardly a sign of intellectualism.
B..b..but...

>>136848252
You ever feel panicked on waking up or don't know where you are? That's because you are effectively a newborn. Dreams are the new you assimilating and processing the dead yous memories.

>>136848607
>You ever feel panicked on waking up or don't know where you are? That's because you are effectively a newborn. Dreams are the new you assimilating and processing the dead yous memories.
Sounds like a load of old crock tbqh lad. And also no, I've never woke up not knowing where I am.

>>136848607
I live the same day over and over

>>136848005
Every cell in your body gets replaced every seven years. The you of seven years ago is literally dead and replaced.

>>136848517
But by your worry of you sleeping and waking up while a new consciousness awakes in the morning. Is surely parallel to the video I linked? That when you teleport, the you that had teleported is essentially dead, being the original consciousness is gone. To the teleported your, which is the new consciousness and a new person so to speak.

>>136848802
>you are your body

I don't believe that.

>>136848607
[citation needed]

>>136848304
I do, moved up from London a while back. You don't need an accent, although you might occassionally meet people speaking what you think is Korean the further south of the tyne you go (it's weird South Shields dialect, you soon get used to it).

If you come up here, you are oblidged to lie and say it's complete shit and just like the film Get Carter to people back down South. Don't want the place ruined.

Four big employers: NHS, Tax Office, and two massive chemical firms. Loads of middle sized employers, and quite a few small businesses too. Integrated transportation, good roads, fresh farm food from Yorkshire and Scotland. Loads of retail, like, really loads of retail.

It works because the entire Tyne Valley catchment area is ~300,000. And we've just arrested all the paki rape gangs up the Westgate Road.

Drawbacks: very Old Labour Lefty, despite the traditional values of Geordies. Give it about ten years though, and they might forgive Mrs Thatcher for fucking with the coal industry. Might.

>>136848526
Hitler specifically didn't have a career in the arts, so he had to resort to manual labour. During that time he read broadly into politics, history and philosophy. THAT is what would let him claim to be intellectual, though I don't know if he ever did.

>>136848846
He doesn't do a good job of equating the teletransporter with a loss of consciousness. One involves the destruction of the body (a widely supported criterion of personal identity), the other involves a break in consciousness (considered by virtually nobody to be a criterion of personal identity).

>>136848928
>citation
Me. My arse, pulled out of...

The philosophy around continuity of personal identity is pretty interesting though.

>>136848893
Your memories and personality are literally the layout of neurons in your brain. I hate to break it to you but your consciousness is physical.

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>>136848699
I wake up wondering where I am every day mate

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>>136849442

>>136849270
So which do you take, the former or the latter being more plausible?

Sorry if I sound clueless I don't know my arse from my elbow around philosophy.
>>136849316
See above, might have to read into it as it seems quite an interesting topic.

My copy of the Gulag Archipelago just arrived today mates
time to destroy all those post modernists

>>136848802
That's not the case, unless you believe that there is also a new you formed whenever ANY cell is replaced.

>>136847719
New to Britain, haven't tried this yet but holy fuck it looks good. It's something I'm going to have to buy all good ingredients for

A friend got me hooked on cooking after watching Townsends videos on YouTube, some super comfy guy passionate about history and LARPing as a colonial in America and making old foods. I'm busy at work but it helps me unwind, I need to buy the stuff for it though

>>136849355
I'm well aware of that position - I have a degree in biomedical sciences (whatever that counts for). But I can't get past the hard problem of consciousness and the measurement problem in quantum mechanics. I reluctantly take a Berkeleyan idealist position on consciousness.

>>136849558
Good luck, Anon. I'm on the second volume, and it's just making me depressed.

>>136849586
Well that doesn't make sense. You are a new you when every cell is replaced. But I'm too fucked to go on about Theseus's paradox. I've had enough Star Trek philosophy this morning.

>>136849536
Well, if continuity of consciousness is considered to be the criterion of personal identity, that means whenever it is abrogated you die. However, if we believe that consciousness is discrete (as some studies show it may be) it would mean that this continuity is abrogated for the briefest of moments every fraction of a second. This would mean there are millions of new people that come into being throughout a lifetime.

Most philosophers either suggest that personal identity is rooted in having the same brain, the same personality, the same memories, or the same soul (among dualists). However, after the publication of Reasons and Persons by Derek Parfit, many people believe that personal identity may not matter at all, and that what matters is our relation with a future person. For example, Parfit argues that entering the teletransporter, for example, might kill us, but that isn't what matters.

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>>136847966
>>136847721
>tfw the Thatcherites are in the thread

>>136850025
>You are a new you when every cell is replaced
At what point do you become a "new" person? After one of your cells is replaced? After 45 are? After all but 10? Where do you draw the line?

There is no definitive moment you can say "this is now a new person".

>Dealing with retarded 20 year old estate agents when trying to buy a house

Honestly I'm on the verge of pulling out of the deal now because of the incompetence of their younger members of staff.

I know buying a house is stressful but this is fucking shit.

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https://archive.is/tCOkA

is this real? it seems to silly to be real

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>>136850340
Ask the Greeks

>>136844378
Just watched the video
He doesn't explain why woes is a snitch
but apparently the jury is out on PJW and Molenjew?

>>136850606
*too silly

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>>136850606

>>136848005
hope this happens to me so i can wake up with a personality desu

>>136850577
If you're the guy moving up north
I'd recommend putting the deposit down on a mortgage for a house, and renting out a room or two to a student or something
and letting them pay the mortgage for you
while you're basically getting it for free

that's what I would do anyway

>>136850757
so is it real or not?

>>136850606
Hope it's real. Better than 'wanna be ur tampon' Charlie..

Has any man had a worse wife:bit on the side fugliness ratio?

LADS HOW THE FUCK DO I GET THROUGH TO LBC?

I AM RAGING!!!!

is this the right number?

0345 60 60 973

>>136850939

I live in Cheshire but work in London, I'm currently living at home.

Moving to South Cheshire where its a bit cheaper but still on the West Coast main line.

>>136850606
A U.S. based gossip website posted an article titled "Queen Elizabeth Names Prince William and Kate Middleton King and Queen (Sorry, Prince Charles!)". It opened:

What a royal family shake-up! Queen Elizabeth has officially named her beloved grandson Prince William and his wife, Kate Middleton, the next King and Queen of England, according to Life & Style magazine. Unfortunately, this means the Queen's eldest son, Prince Charles, has officially been skipped over in the British monarchy's line of succession.

"Her Majesty realized that William and Kate are the future. She has spent 65 years making sure that the House of Windsor survives, and she sees William and Kate as having the energy and star quality to do the job in a modern world. Queen Elizabeth will always do what is best for the long-term health of the monarchy," a palace insider recently told the entertainment news magazine.

This article was used as the only source of a second article on Yahoo News: Royal Announcement: William & Kate Will Officially Be King & Queen.

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>>136850606
I don't get it...

>>136851121
Yeah I can hear Nigel say the number in my head

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>>136850606
Big if true.

But... Nothing on the Royal Press Release website.Plus this would be fucking huge news and all the newspapers would be screaming about it.

eating a bacon sarnie desu lads

i love british cuisine

eat shit and die nadiya hussain

>>136848005
don't worry the dead version of you gets harvested for organs so it's not a waste of a body

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>>136851298
Umm no sweetie

>>136851171
It seems odd because most news organizations don't usually make such bold claims without putting at least a "sources claim" in the headline

>>136851286
idk..maybe it's insider info..

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>>136850606

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mupLSB4kS8
Oh gooddddddd I watching this shit now. They can't even operate a hoover without spazzing out. Thanks, Webby.

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>>136851412
>The woman chosen to represent British cuisine by the Beeb

>>136851211
Hahaha just got through.

No way are they letting me on. I just lost it with the woman on the phone. Said she will call me back (she won't).

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>>136851399

>>136851171
>"Her Majesty realized that William and Kate are the future. She has spent 65 years making sure that the House of Windsor survives, and she sees William and Kate as having the energy and star quality to do the job in a modern world. Queen Elizabeth will always do what is best for the long-term health of the monarchy," a palace insider
>palace insider
i.e, made it up themselves

where the fuck is everyone?

it's like 8:00 in bongland and usually this place is bumping right now

>http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/08/10/newcastle-groomers-white-women-are-trash-police-are-racist/

A member of the mostly-Muslim Newcastle sex grooming gang, which preyed on teenage girls, once told a female ticket inspector: “White women are good for only one thing – for people like me to f*** and use as trash.”

>https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/839383/bbc-today-radio-4-asian-grooming-gangs-newcastle-john-humphrys-crown-conviction-lib-dem

Asian grooming gangs abusing schoolgirls weren't probed due to 'political correctness'

ASIAN grooming gangs were not investigated “rigorously” enough because of political correctness, according to a former Crown Prosecution chief.

>>136851976
We are all totally fucking depressed

>>136851976
All the tripfags quit
thank god
now we just have to get rid of the yanks and this place will be perfect

>>136852078
>now we just have to get rid of the yanks and this place will be perfect
this
>>136852026
sorry mate

>>136851461
Too big for that. This would be like Trump suddenly out of the blue stepping down and appointing Barron. Well, not exactly like that, but as significant to the operation of government, the law and the military. Not to mention the Crown Estate itself owns something silly like 1/4 of the dry land on the planet.

She might be thinking about this, though. Especially with all the press hit jobs against Charles lately. (That and he's linked to Saville's boylove network in the 1970s).

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here's the OP

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>>136852078
>All the tripfags quit

is having a small dick a sign you should be gay

>>136851976
It's holiday season m8. Look out for the surge in Spanish flags suddenly britposting.

The roads are empty, it's awesome.

>>136852398
there's more
http://archive.is/srIZU

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>>136851995
Rage inducing

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khg2sloLzTI

>>136852078
After that fucking, "my dad can beat up your dad," shit show the other day I'm not surprised.
No wonder it's been so comfy to day.

>>136852457
no point being ashamed of it
but realise that 40% of men throughout humanity's time on earth have produced issue and you are not likely to be one of them with a tiny Weiner
commit yourself to something higher than sex or kill yourself
because there is no point bringing down the rest of the world with your future hedonistic gay lifestyle

>>136852596
>Kate Middleton becoming Queen

alright though...serious question..I thought there was only 1 monarch in britain at a time (ie either King OR Queen) because they have to be of official monarch blood

or am I mistaken because they usually grow old and that's why we only see one at a time

>>136852724
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkADj0TPrJA

>>136852691
How? It happens all the time. Part and parcel mate.

>>136852590
>Go to dagoville for sun, slags, and sangria
>end up sat in hotel posting in brit/pol/

Sounds about right, mate

>>136852874
The wife of the King is officially referred to as Queen, but her actual role will just be as Princess Consort

>>136852874

No, because Kings > Queens, Her Maj is Queen while Philip is consort and not King, basically our monarchy is not of the continental variety.

>>136852724
Phil Collins Genesis > Peter Gabriel Genesis
Fite me
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35K6vQRt67g

>>136852452
must have been scared of optimus prime lets keep making transformers editions

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>>136853210
Do Starscream next, he's the bestest

>>136853020
>>136853109
So just to be clear..official blood is the actual Kang or Quain, and their partner is always consort?

Meaning that Liz is queen (of royal blood) and her late husband was consort?

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>>136853126
>Genesis
Pleb tier. The only thing of worth that baldy fucknut collins ever produced was pic related

>>136853210
Beta robots flee from alpha robots like cockroaches running from a boot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dg9IZyx_-Os

so BASED

The guy deleted his account..?

https://twitter.com/sgtpeterallan

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>>136853126
No chance.

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>>136853309
>late husband
Prince Philip is still alive, m8

>>136853309
>her late husband
fuck nvm he's still alive

it gets so confusing since they call him "prince"

Stefan Molyneux is a MI5 agent according to Joe Owens.

>>136852874
Men who marry the woman who becomes Queen technically outrank their wives and become de facto King. IE Phil the Greek technically should be King Phillip II.

Somewhere around the 1600s this sort of thing was handwaved in favour of the bloodline woman being crowned Queen, though. Probably for Jacobian political reasons or whatever. It is confusing, though.

>>136853403
Is that the faggot cop?

>>136853309

>Of Royal Blood

What are you on about mate? It's about inheritance. Queen Elizabeth II was next in line for the throne, and since Kings outrank Queens the position of consort exists.

>late husband

U wot?

>>136853319
>Pleb tier
ELP nonce detected.

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>>136853309
That's why he's prince Phillip, not king phillip. Man's a bantsmaster

>>136853487
the jury is out m8
woes is a snitch however

>>136853126
>>>136853126
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9xNhcvZ6UI

>>136853508
it's the guy who did the kid investigation thing

>>136853508

Yep, the cop who tweeted about the name-calling between kids and the like.

>>136853487
>according to mild paranoid schizophrenic Joe Ownes
ftfy

>>136853626
Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where, uh, Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to "Land of Confusion". In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. "In Too Deep" is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as, uh, anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like "In the Air Tonight" and, uh, "Against All Odds". Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is "Sussudio", a great, great song, a personal favorite.

>>136853487
He's clearly NSA m8. Couldn't be more obvious. His anecdotes about his British schooling leave out the colour of the boathouse roof at Sandhurst. Dead give away.

>>136853633
>>136853643
Why did he delete it?

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Return Gibraltar or face consecuences, pirates

>>136853541
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wlKf8WoLyJI

>>136853969
Or what, is your navy going to founder again?

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>>136853969

Watching Stacey Dooley documentaries desu. She's NOT a very good documentary maker at all, possibly even worse than Reggie

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>>136853969
We know what you're up to pedro

>>136853590
Phil is pretty funny though

just recently he gave some teachers shit about the kids having shitty handwriting

BUT...if Liz died right now, it goes to charles, right? there's no King Phil?

If Will were Kang, and he died before Kate, it goes to his eldest son or daughter (pretty sure it's his son though), correct?

Fucking hell, lads. Is this real?

https://twitter.com/Fred__Englander/status/895544456107008000

>>136853935

No idea, probably couldn't handle the "hate" that he was getting.

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Sgt at Sussex Police. The same Sussex Police who arrested a man (he got a year in prison) for making a joke about Islam. I'd repeat what he said here but I don't want to get GCHQ'd. It's not clearly a joke though

>>136854201
No it's not real, it's a screenshot of the new Doxon of Dock Green series.

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>>136853935
Because it's fucking bollocks that makes the police look like a shower of chucklefucks.
>UK police are investigating incidents of “name calling between children” even as the country’s actual violent crime rate continues to surge.

According to Sgt. Peter Allan, whose Twitter bio describes him as a, “Sussex Hate Crime Sgt & Trans Equality Advocate,” police were recently called out to Burgess Hill, Sussex, to deal with a “transphobic” incident involving “Name calling between children.”
>Asked, “Are you on the wind up? Name calling between children? I think you’re going a bit far with this now,” Allan responded, “Investigations don’t always lead to prosecutions. Education is really important, especially for young people. This was a non-crime.”

>Elsewhere, he complains about supermarket Tesco naming one of its product sections “Feminine Hygiene” because it might be offensive.
He's fucking mad and can legally shoot you.

>>136854187
nvm don't explain this shit to me I found a good article on wiki

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>>136854187
Precedent is it goes to the next closest descendent. If Phillip were the son of George VI he'd be next, but as it is he's a few generations removed, so it goes to the most direct descendent, George's eldest grandson, Charles. Sadly, there will be no King of Banter.

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>>136854187
Yes and yes. It always goes down through line of succession.

>>136854003
yas lad

dis is my choon doe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSLZFdqwh7E

>>136854590
>>136854587
got it

thanks guys

also
>few generations removed
they really are all inbred aren't they?

>>136854372

Cheers.

>>136854587
>>136854590

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9e_GoHngOIE

Charles is stoic as fuck.

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>>136853969

Not so fast pedro.

>>136854466
Let's hope he hanged himself

>>136854372
*Dixon

>>136854817
Or clueless as to what the fuck was going on...

so even if Liz isn't skipping Charles for Will, can we meme it into making it happen?

>>136854768
Oh yes, yes they are. Kate was considered fresh blood being an 8th cousin.

They're mad m8. They think they are related to Ancient Egyptian Gods. Who knows? Maybe they are? Bald gods, presumably.

>>136854768
IIRC they're third cousins through Victoria, so it could be worse

>>136855172
here's another source

http://archive.is/3mjM4

>>136854817
>11 years after the event, Kang said of the incident, "What happened 11 years ago was an extremely traumatic experience and I have certainly moved on in my life and now I have become a barrister here in Sydney"

Mental how you can become a barrister after an attempt on someone's life.

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>>136854830
Hnng. Gibraltar is so cute.

>>136855172
Why would we want to? Charles is legitimately quite politically invested, he's our best hope for pushing the monarchy back into the post-1688 separation of powers

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>>136855204
Well we wuz, mate

>>136855438
I guess I was wondering if we could meme the BBC into reporting it

yahoo and ibtimes I believe are good enough sources to make it onto wikipedia

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>>136855426
>Sydney
There's your answer

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>>136854830

>Fascist EU cuckolds REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>136855438
He's bluepilled af mate... this is the guy who thought 'defender of the faith' would offend, and wanted to make it 'defender of faith'

>>136855481
>70% of british men are black
Bullshit.

>>136855438

He's the type that would view converting to Islam as a way of preserving Britain.

In reality we need based Prince George in an Apache gunning down Pakis in the Northern mill towns.

>>136855481
Blimey. Must be where I get my craving for larks tongues and pearls dissolved in vinegar. Parse the arse milk.

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>>136855689

Is heroin degenerate?

>>136855689
>The Kangz
>Actually black
They were Arabs, m80

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>>136855844
Recreational drug use of all sorts is degenerate

>>136855844
No, but it's very moreish.

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New Bread
>>136855960
New Bread
>>136855960
New Bread
>>136855960

>>136855844
are Icelandic people inbred because the population is so small?

>>136856023
Drugs are amazing, that's what makes them so bad

>>136856041
Stop misspelling the title you fucking manchild.

>>136856145
Its killing me.