Hillarry Clinton wants to be a pastor now

Democrats are planning on pandering to religious people for the future. About a month ago Nancy Pelosi was saying God wants people to stop climate change.

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IT WAS HER TURN!

Wants to be a pastor for the kids most likely, fucking whore.

>>136833344
going for the only job with more corrupt soft money floating around than politics/charity...

religious charity

she's gonna be one of those TV priests who tells you god wants you to send them $20 to send bibles that don't exist to a place you've never heard of

>>136833344
>Drink of the blood of ((Jesus)), fellow goy. Feast on his flesh.
We need more of this.

>>136833344
>Shillady
>shil lady
>shill a d(a)y
>shadilay
What did kek meme by this

she'll have plenty of time to study up in prison

>>136834491
God wants sheeplets to stop following false climate change religion.

She must be close to dying and wants to work off her lifetime of evil and sin. Little does this hag know that it doesn't work like that. God knows her intentions.

>>136836955
came here to post this, also cheq'd

>>136834491
>Bill Shillady is an anagram of Lib Shill Lady

>>136833344
she already has a Faith: SYNAGOGUE OF SATAN.

she's an EVIL Witch. thank Trump he saved us from her. (Ding Dong, the Witch is Dead) imagine in what Bad Shit NOT ONLY America, but the whole World would be if she won.

>>136833344
Her first sermon has been recorded already actually...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_HoivrMe_Y

It's like people who go to jail and become Jesus freaks

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>>136833344
watch this please https://youtu.be/nzKgXcjn6H0

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>female pastors

>>136833344
>christcucks shown to be vile race traitors once again

>>136833344
She should fuck off and die.

>>136833344

>And I say to stay vigilant, as the devil is the most supreme of the superpredators! The devil beat me last year, the devil has beaten all of us, but never give into temptation and keep living a pious and honest life and you'll be rewarded in paradise! Ask for forgiveness for your sins and understand that Jesus Christ loves each and every one of you, even if you place your seed on a harlot's blue dress in a moment of weakness!

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>>136833344
>S A N C T U A R Y !
N O P E
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P
E

>pretends she wants to be a pastor to win Christian vote

>ends up converting 5 million lesbians and Muslims to Christianity who vote Republican in 2020

>>136834491
or they want to rape alter boys

>>136833344
yassssss queen preach

>>136833344
Hahah what a crock of shit... Bitches can't be pastors anyway.

She'll probably start melting as soon as she walks into the church

>>136836955
>Shill lady

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>>136836955
>>136833344

>>136833344
somebody please mass spam her open applications for the Church of Satan

>>136833344
checked

She could only be a preacher of a Santanist 'church', like that one created by jewish LaVey.

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>>136833344
Checked

Secret Pentagon Report Reveals US "Created" ISIS As A "Tool" To Overthrow Syria's President Assad. Annie Machon, a former MI5 intelligence officer who blew the whistle in the 1990s on MI6 funding of al-Qaeda to assassinate Libya’s former leader Colonel Gaddafi, similarly said of the revelations: “This is no surprise to me. Within individual countries there are always multiple intelligence agencies with competing agendas.” She explained that MI6’s Libya operation in 1996, which resulted in the deaths of innocent people, “happened at precisely the time when MI5 was setting up a new section to investigate al-Qaeda.”
This strategy was repeated on a grand scale in the 2011 NATO intervention in Libya, said Machon, where the CIA and MI6 were: “… supporting the very same Libyan groups, resulting in a failed state, mass murder, displacement and anarchy. So the idea that elements of the American military-security complex have enabled the development of ISIS after their failed attempt to get NATO to once again ‘intervene’ is part of an established pattern. And they remain indifferent to the sheer scale of human suffering that is unleashed as a result of such game-playing.”
Divide and rule. Several US government officials have conceded that their closest allies in the anti-ISIS coalition were funding violent extremist Islamist groups that became integral to ISIS. US Vice President Joe Biden admitted CIA funneled hundreds of millions of dollars to Islamist rebels in Syria that metamorphosed into ISIS. The report called for the US “to capitalise on the Shia-Sunni conflict by taking the side of ISIS. The RAND report confirmed that the “divide and rule” strategy was already being deployed “to create divisions in the jihadist camp. Today in Iraq such a strategy is being used at the tactical level.” http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-05-23/secret-pentagon-report-reveals-us-created-isis-tool-overthrow-syrias-president-assad

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will this illegal vote bitch ever leave

>>136834491
another thing for them to ruin
Christianity will be like detroit in 20 years if they succeed

>>136834491
For better or worse, whites are the only race who have by and large left religion behind. Since they're making no qualms about axing whites from their desired constituents, they're gonna have to go full on religitard to appeal to minorities. It's a good fit honestly, feels before reelz is the core of both the liberal and the religious person.

>>136833344
She would make an excellent preacher, she is already great a lying in speeches to the public.

>>136838255
Nah, they'll just cuck Christianity more than it already is if the Democrats convince degenerates to start going to church.

Don't get me wrong, the new testament and the philosophical foundations of Christianity are amazing, but as with Western civilization as a whole it's teachings are open to perversion because it's too open and kind to outsiders and naively assumes it's basic tenets are something everyone would agree with if they just properly understood it. It doesn't account for people subverting its most laudable aspects (love thy neighbor, turn the other cheek) into a weapon used to dismantle it.