CZ SUCKS BALLS

>>136818827
I have idiot friends who just moved there permanently.
Go on

>>136818827
What's so bad about it? The only things I know about Czechia is that they got cucked by every single one of their neighbors and are one of the leading producers of porn.

>>136818916
Unless you are black/arabic/paki, CZ is a shithole where women don't fuck white men. They only want brown cock.

>>136818827
I know right, blue white and red suck ass

>>136818827
>Holly shit, I can't believe how that shithole sucks so much.


why?

its better than france with its increasing algerian and mudshit population.

>>136821205
People are stone cold and rude as fuck. I never saw that anywhere. And women crave blacks/turks/muslims.

>>136821027
>France
Prague had some of the easiest sloots I've ever banged, hot too and I'm huwhyte.

>>136821027
Lmao. I'm going to Prague tomorrow and what you are saying is bullshit.
Any czech can suggest places to eat well and not too expensive in Prague?

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>>136818827
czechia and slovakia need to unite and recreate greater moravia.

I'm studying abroad in Prague next summer. Give me a rundown

Prague is most beautiful than your shit infested Paris

>>136818827
Nope it's a pretty cool country I've been there more than 10 times.

>>136822172
> huwhyte
Explain

Czech women look down on you like you were a disease. How am I supposed to even talk to anyone? This place is hell.

>>136818827¨
The only proper coalburner I know is Polish/Italian most girls I know are racist by western standarts.

Fuck off with your bullshit baguette man.

>>136821640
Entirely untrue. Fuck your fake news.

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>>136818827
>Jamal is mad cuz czech won't let him in

>>136822332
Just stay away from places with signs in foreign languages (esp. russian) and you should be ok.

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ANOTHER SHILL THREAD

DON'T FALL FOR IT

THIS IS SLIDE THREAD

SHILLS ARE SHILLING

DIVIDE AND CONQUER


WHAT DO? REPORT AND SAGE

>>136823173
Yes it's gorgeous, but it's a tourist trap and there's too many tourists in the center. Most people living in Prague are trash though, suburbs population is better.

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>>136818827
It's difference in the people living in France and the Czech Republic.

>>136823683
> he fell for the /pol/ meme

Topkek

>>136818827
This fagguette gets it - every business is a scam, cops dont help anyone, food is expensive and low qauality, and this whole place is led by a corrupt government.

>>136823720
Sort yourself out and uncuck your shithole. I never saw as many coalburners in my life, and I used to live in Bretagne (cuckold central in France).

>>136822745
>fuckton of tourists
>beautiful historic architecture and atmosphere
>prices are too high in the center
>people who live near Prague are better than people who live in it
>tram, metro, trains, you can get anywhere in prague with these
>don't fall for the taxi meme, taxis here are a fucking scam especially if you're a foreigner, it's a full-on mafia
>girls from Prague are easy, cheap, sluts mostly, but pretty good attractiveness-wise
>most people are racist to a healthy degree and generaly don't like muslims, but still respect you if you're black and look like a decent human being

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>>136818827
je m'appelle bonjour. fuck off Pierre

Ok

>>136818827
leave the Czech people alone: at least they are not completely lost as we are. I just wish they were more religious, but that's just my opinion.

>>136822508
I heard Slovakia is doing quite badly lately...I was working with a cute chick from there, now she moved to Germany: I hope she's fine. She always asked me for spiritual help (first time I was "priestoned" by a lady)

>>136821640
> And women crave blacks/turks/muslims.

you sure you are not talking about france, froggy?

>>136824251
Then you need to fix your fucking eyes if you think there's so many coalburners here. As I said before, the only girl like that I know is a Polish/Italian cunt, muslim loving degenerate and my classmates make fun of her for that. Don't throw in city whores with the rest of the population either.

>>136818827
Honestly it's way better than France.
Literally in every way. It's cleaner, theres much less shitskins and the people are way better.

>>136821640

Nope, People are only stone cold to you, Ahmed....

>>136824626
French men zre eunuchs, so of course women love muslims.

>>136824338
How to get these sluts? Besides being 7ft tall and having the confidence of a pussy slayer.

>>136821640
>France
Self awareness. You should try it

>>136818827
I've been twice in Czech republic, once by mistake, once on purpose, it sucked

Homosexual French is right. Hell on earth. Plague, death, poverty and malnutrition everywhere.

Do NOT come here.

>>136824908
Be a degenerate weed smoker, listen to shit czech rap, dress in ugly street clothing and have airmax. You don't even have to be 7ft, I've seen a scrawny ugly gingers get these fire bitches. But there's also plenty girls that aren't trash and care mostly about what you are on the "inside".

>>136824908
>>136824251
stop having fantasies about black men and white women and you might get some you retarded cunt. saw like 3 coalburners in my life and i live in prague... most degenerate city in here. 1 was obese, 1 looked like white gybo and nigger bf of last one was like 80% white.

>>136825163
I mean, where to meet them?

>>136825264
Clubs, Retro, Techtle and others, I don't go to clubs and despise them, but a lot of young people I know from prague go there regularly. Those are the easiest hoes.

>>136821640
>A Frenchy complaining about people being rude

>>136822745
foreign student here, living in Brno. Expect hell on earth dude.

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>>136824378
My new meme. Thanks, Wojtek.

>>136824251
lol where do you live?

>>136826020
>Brno

That's the problem bruh. Moravia is the Alabama of CZ. The only worse option would probably be Ostrava.

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>>136826184
No problem Ádám

>>136826197
He probably lives in Žižkov or Karlín and thinks those gypsies are 100% czech.

>>136821027
>Be you, Fatburger happy to meet his Ukrainian refugee bride in Prague (too cucked of a coward for Lviv)
>Spend 754.25 gorgeillions on Starbucks, gifts, her ring and two endless diners for you (and desserts)
>Decide to consumate
>She makes a face when you invite her to your AirBnB with quintuple-strength steel bed and stand-assist lift
>Czechs completely disinterested unless you are turning sideways to squeeze through the double doors
>You pat your Rascal suggestively, admiring its over-engineered suspension and drive
>She turns you down
>She turns to walk away, you drop onto your rascal and try a minimum-radius pursuit turn
>Your tip over, pee yourself in your Levi's 511s (They're 509s, but you think your waist size is cooler sounding)
>Completely dispassionate Czechs suddenly beging laughing. Beer glasses and steins clink.
>Czechs look happy for the first time since the Velvet Revolution
>Police walk up, ignore you, ask the boisterous Czechs something you don't understand
>Czechs point as you try to slide your oddly manatee-like leg from under your mobility aid
>Police laugh and yell at you, hand you various citations, leave you there
>Passing street sweeping machine accidentally knocks your Rascal off your leg, you use it to stand
>Ukrainian is long gone, a message on your phone says, "Fat monster! Never have I been so disgusted! I am going back to farm!"
>Cry yourself to sleep and are awoken by the brutal honk of your dumptruck-size taxi
>Take plane to Paris, 15-hour cuck layover you thought you would spend eating with her
>Post about how Prague sucks, niggers, coalburning, etc.

I see you, fatso. No pile of baguettes will hide that monstrous frame. Your Levi's still smell like a rotting whale carcass. Asshole.

>>136826314
Žižkov is alright man, living across the Klinika squatt, remember the attack on them. It was fucking awesome, our own Czech right wing death squads.

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>>136826288
Also made this one a few days ago. You will like it.

czechia is a German colony. almost everything is owned by ze germans

>>136822332
Anywhere with traditional Czech food - it tastes delicious.

>>136826436
Should've finished the job....

>>136818827
Not so bad. Been living in Ostrava for a few months. Too much gypsies but overall it's ok.

>>136826437
saved

>>136826437
kek, bretty good

>>136826577
They seemed pretty organized actually. Attack itself was about 30-40 seconds, there was this one guy under my window with watches and he cried "stop" and they all left. In the next minute, police arrived. And they all run away in small pairs, everyone to different street. It was pretty fucking neat.

Police asked me later, I didn't see shit.

>>136826680
>>136826718
Thanks, my first Polandball post it where ever you can, /pol/ and elsewhere.

>>136826437
fucking 10/10

>>136827169
Thanks m8!

>>136818827
>baguette walks into czechia
>expect women to fall on their knees and beg for sex just because he's brown and foreign
>czech women hate him because he's brown and foreign
>he goes to /pol/ and cries

top kek m8

>>136818827
I like czechia, needs austrian administration tho

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>>136821640
Women do not crave blacks/turks/muslims. As nigger you can get some coalburner whore. But majority of women would rather go for white. Muslims are hated here. You would be consider gypsy at best. Prague is tourist scam and hive of leftist cucks. Basicly worst people of country.

>>136821640
>projecting this hard

>>136818827
YOU ARE RIGHT, DON'T COME HERE!!!!

hlavne nech sem nelezu