ITT: your final goodbye to fam?

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>>136805391
i wouldn't even bother
i would just crack a beer light a smoke and sit outside until i get vaporized

Nuclear Blast can't melt steel beams

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>>136805560
A FUCKING LEAF

Ayy lmao

>>136805391
>i know i never had a gf but im not a faggot im just have aspergers

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>>136805391
Odin I await thee
Your true son am I
I hail you now as I die
I pledge you my sword and to no man I kneel
Ours is the kingdom of steel

>>136805391
Leaving this world is not as scary as it sounds.

>>136805391
I'd send them my browser history.

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>>136806035
Just admit ur a fag

>>136805391
Nothing

>>136806215
That would not be a good idea! lmao

>>136805391
Can't believe I'm going to miss the Justice League Movie.

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Wilfred's a good show.

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>>136805391

>>136807404
Greatest film of all time perhaps?

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>>136805391
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZAmtuCJiBE
On this day, the world will watch as I and hundreds of thousands of people dance into oblivion at the hands of a narcissistic tyrant.

To all of my remaining friends and family, I ask that my journal be photocopied and distributed to them so that they may know the stories that I never got to share with them, and the words I never had the courage to speak. *Includes a translation of the cipher used in the journals*

To my brother, I leave my collection of video games and my various musical instruments in the hope that he too will come to appreciate the hobbies that I love. *includes a list of passwords*

To my mother, I leave all of my drawings and musical compositions that she always wanted to see. I never let her look at them due to my humility and perfectionism getting the better of me.

To my father, I leave my old room. He always did want a proper office to himself. I ask that my memory not leave a stain on the house any longer.

I have nothing more to give.

I ask that my ashes be scattered near the house where I grew up in. The life that I never got to return to

Now I will lay my head to rest and wait for the nuclear flame to snuff out my life. With my last breath, I curse Kim Jong Un. May he perish in the same way I will, and may I be able to personally greet him in hell, along with all others he has made suffer.

>>136805391

I got some regular tacos for my old dad yesterday from Taco Bell. He was so stoked. He loves them but hasn't had them in a long while. So I'd probably get him a bunch of tacos.

>>136807493
They aren't gonna be able to pick your ashes out from the ashes of everything else in the blast zone

>>136807674
Yeah good point. I don't know what I was thinking. Just put up a marker or something.

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>>136807493
Holy shit that was prophetic anon.

>>136807872
Thanks pal, I was worried it was too edgy. Wouldn't have been the first time I'd have been insulted for opening up a little.

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>>136807935
I wish you the best of luck in all of your future endeavours!

>>136807493
No man, that was just the right amount of edgy and melodramatic, dignified and not over the top. I see you've been putting good work in your last words, gj.

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>>136805391
Good night and fuck America, the Jews and all the rest of it!

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>>136807493
Touching.

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>>136807674
Well then again it depends on how close I'd be to the blast, wouldn't it? I think at some point I wouldn't be disintegrated, just charred and stripped of flesh.
I suppose I'd include that if they manage to scrounge up something then that's where I'd want it to go.

Can someone confirm this? I've never been nuked before.

>>136808720
Correction: If they could identify the body at all.

>>136807935
I want to be your friend. Do you have a Discord?

>>136808770
Come to think of it I don't think anyone would bother looking for bodies amidst hundreds of thousands of corpses.

>>136808720
I was nuked once. Not recommended, ur it did clear up my acne

T. Skellington

i'm having a blast, wish you were here

>>136809304
Bazinga

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>>136809012
I've never done this kind of thing, but what the hell.
mandatoryDebauchery#4620
>>136809304
Nice.

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>>136809304
Kek!

>>136805391

I always hated you, that's why I'm on Guam.

what everyone here is saying, "I just hope i get vaporized in the blast." we are just joking about it. there is no fear. a little weary, but doing fine. if it happens it happens. good bye /pol/b/ /r9k/ /ck/ /k/. also, totse, and the phone losers of america. godspeed you beautiful autists.im not drunk enough to write a speech. and most of all, Heil Hitler and heil God -Emperor Trump!!

>>136805391
Dear mum,
building a raft to sail out from Guam see you soon,
PS I have laundry please buy detergent.

>>136805391
gas the kikes, deport the muds
lol jk don't actually do that ;-)

>>136805391
To my family
If gays get married I died for nothing
P.s. Its wrong to be Canadian

>>136807404
you have no idea. I saw it completely unprepared at a film festival in early morning. note: it was the original theatrical cut
I could not relieve this experience watching the DVD.

Don't worry mum, I found an old fridge to hide in.

>>136805391
Dear family,

I am going to die due to stupid chink-niggers.

Big kisses

Anon

Dear Family I left $250,000 hidden in the....

>>136810968
That was some excellent satire, friend!

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>>136810924
Great contributions

>>136805391
"Include me in the screencap"

>>136805391
I would overdose on sweet, sweet heroin.

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>>136813625
Kek

>>136813850
Mmmmm fuck yeah and then sprinkle a bit of blue meth in it too ;)

>>136813625
Include me in the screencap.

>>136814517
HOLY RARE!!!

>>136814517
Good luck Guam anon. Godspeed. I hope you get to safety!

>>136805391

I am in guam. We do go out, we do go to coconut bars, have dinner on the beach friends, do physical activity. In fact, we do it in style.
I don't LARP, I don't watch anime or read comics, which is a nice change of pace from home. I do play some online games on the PC's, in the island's computer lab with my wife.

I am nearly 40 and my wife is in late 20's, former princess of the natie tribe, now my faithful sex slave. Finncially secure, I own a machetenamong 3 other essential tools. Multiple hikes across the island a year, dozens of hula girl concerts including meeting the talent.

I can have tats, wear shorts wherever I want because fuck it its an island (which I usually work around base camp save a day or two I go out to hunt).


I can speak freely and curse/swear intribal councils. I get all kinds of silly perks like my crew going to

new native dance ceremonies or an entire day the whole crew goes to volunteer to feed the tribal outcasts. We have a raft club for people that sail rafts
into other parts of the island for hunting or exploring, or do competitive practice to see who can survive the treacherous waves the longest. I don't have set hours, its an island fuck it no real time here. Food regularly rationed by the natives to us, at minimum on wed and Firday. Mandatory 2 trips a year to go to special locations like volcanoes for trials and rites of passage, and war training (Usually the darker/more treacherous parts of the land) - and I get to pick
which ones I personally want - all supplies given to us by the tribe (bring native princess sex slave along). No I'm not on the bottom of the tribe's pecking order and I am not the exception among my crew either. When I was single I was never without a tribal prostitute offered to me.

>>136816105
>I am in guam.
>I don't LARP

Show flag stupid larper

>>136816369
>Uses Nazi flag
>Tells others to remove LARP flags
Should you not be proud of your country of origin ?

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>>136816369

My flag is pirate because thats how I ended up on guam.

>>136814517
GET OUT NOW YOU RETARDED NIGGER! YOU'RE GETTING NUKED!

>>136816457
LOL I've already revealed my flag this thread but whatever fuckwit.

i told u i wuz hardcore

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>>136816609
Flags were a mistake. Or very purposeful just to sow disorder.

>>136814127
nice pepe my dewd

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>>136817022
Checked thanks my dude. Here's a rare wojak.

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check these

>>136817383
>shadman omfg abandon thread.

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>>136817296
Nice try

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>>136817189
Thanks but no thanks. I don't like crying wojak in SS uniform.... Mine is better.