Australians to the fore if North Korea conflict erupts

Well done, brother. Have a bump. If I could enlist and fight in Guam, I'd sign up tomorrow

>>136800723
bye bye guys :D

We have zero power projection, we aren't doing shit, lmao.

>>136800723
Fucking sweet. We'll have sick bantz in the foxholes lets do this shit one last time

>>136800953
We're obligated to.

Well if straya swoop in its going to be chinks vs gook so who cares eh

>>136800723

Looks like we'll just have to shitpost our way out of this one.

>>136801295
Australia needs a missile defence shield.

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Kim was educated in CIA boarding schools. He works for the USA. North Korea is a Psy Op.
He just does what they tell him to do.

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>>136800723
what did he mean by this?

Remember when that Russian fighter plane was shot down by Turkey and nothing happened? Remember the response to Russia annexing Crimea? Remember the French president constantly bombing the middle east in retaliation to attacks on France? Remember the cold war? These events did not lead to a catastrophe on a global scale; how are two countries exchanging banter supposed to signify global war? World wars start via invasions or assassinations of country leaders, not two head of States flexing at each other. It's a pathetic state of affairs.

I'm not a citizen. I applied for the army a week ago but denied because of my residency status. Wondering how I could get involved if a war breaks out?

>>136801899
maybe you could fuck off to your home country?

hahaha must suck for those in the army rn

>>136800723
you better watch it cunt, or we'll nuke you into oblivion.

>>136800723
>north korea
>invading australia
They can hardly fucking feed themselves man.

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>>136800723
Based Aussies have always been our true greatest ally. My Grandfather fought the Japanese alongside the ANZACS in WW2.

>>136800723
That's the price of our nuclear brolley, when the Yanks get attacked we have to fight for them, regardless of whether they attack themselves or not.

>>136800723
thank god, all these shitposters will gone.

>>136801899
Fuck off we're full

>>136801899
(You) have to come back

>trump losing public support
>war in middle east lost all support
>Americans focusing on own internal issues
>suddenly, north korea has gone from having short range missiles to being close to arming ICBMs with nuclear warheads, all over the span of A FEW MONTHS
>threatening to attack Guam, technically American soil, but few lives lost and no damage caused (WTF)
>doing this would get NK glassed, Kim Jong would lose absolutely everything, willingly giving away ultimate power
>wouldn't have ANYWHERE in the world to go
>americucks actually think this is legitimate

Nah fuck off I will

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>>136802802
Who cares if it's legit or not. Kim is a dirty commie that's all I need to know.

>>136800723
Damn, sure would be a shame if all the Aussie posters here died in nuclear hellfire.

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Can some one please find a list of all the Countries who'll help America and be our Allies in a possible Korean War: 2. Please all the Countries. Thank You.

>>136800885
You want to enlist to be the first casualty via nuke?
Just ask to be shipped to Japan anywhere but Tokyo.

>>136802955
Says who? The media that has spent the last few decades telling you blatant lies?

>>136802429
>>136802143
I'm not so sure about that, personally. I think that all foreigners should fuck off... But if they're putting their lives on the line for us, is it different?

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Would North Korea consider us Australia 2.0, therefor making us a target as well?

>>136803303
Oh cmon, there's infinite evidence for the crimes against humanity perpetuated by the Kim dynasty. We have far greater justification to invade the North than we have had for entering any war since WW2.

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How the fuck did NK get so far on nukes if it's true? Who's fucking helping NK?

>>136803390
If you look at the map of their missiles we are out of range due to the curvature of the earth.

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Can't wait to see some Australian field banter!

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>Straya
Finally a deployment with hot asian strippers

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>>136804024

No we're not. They have finished making missiles that are within range of Australia and the US.

(this picture is from 2015, it's now 2017 and several successful launches since).

We've been schocktroopers for our friends overseas since WWI, big deal. Maybe I'll even enlist if we get our army under competent command

I like australian posts. Not as based as european or american, but far better than Canada.

I don't know honestly what's wrong with Canada. They always attacku me when I say right wing stuff.

I come here because it's the only place where I can practice English and open myself about my ideologies.

>>136804333

Based NORFORCE, also checked

>>136804527
>An actual jap
>on 4chan
Not buying it, Marine.

>>136802802
I think NK is doing this so China has to deal with an increased U.S. military presence, something which they may be able to use as a bartering chip.

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Cmon Kim, just nuke this jew controlled shit hole already.

>>136800885
It'll be over before you get out of basic

oy very, should I hop a train to central australia?

>>136801177
>Those digits don't lie

Welcome to the fight, soldier.

>>136804955
No, pretty sure there is a military base target there too.

>>136800723
>norks talk shit endlessly for years
>gets angry letters

Trump talks shit back and everyone loses their mind

Why is the world so full of pussys

>>136801658
Holy shit, make this guy a meme. Someone paste his head on the front of an ICBM.

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>>136805010
>mfw there's a military base less than 2km away.

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>>136800723
Ill kill the fat fuck myself.

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>>136805148
>mfw australia has no missile defence program for our country, not even mobile missile defence for millitary bases.

>>136800723
I'm an Aussie in America

What should I do if war breaks out?

>>136805277
pretty the big red button that sends nukes to nk

>>136800953
Thats not true, we have a top tier navy by world standards and long range bombers.

>>136805223

>no missile defence program

It's on our defence white paper procurement list, in the meantime we gotta rely on our Anzacs and 1 Hobart class for anti-missile defence.

>>136800953

We can provide Hornets for air strikes from SK bases and ships/subs

Special forces too

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kill kim jung-un china can install another person whoever they like we don't want the clay.

>>136805352
If we get THAAD, it's not enough. Thaad covers 200km, it's for short to medium missile defence.

I don't know what is proposed on the white paper but who says it'll even go through in time?

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>>136805345
>long range bombers.

We don't have F-111s anymore m8

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just free the families kim jung un has enslaved in the camps.

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>>136805223
Well, we're not getting GBI. So we're not getting an ICBM capable system.

I wouldn't mind having a THAAD battery or two for when the Indos get riled up.

>>136805148
I live next to one of Australia's largest power stations. I am 100% going to be hit.
>yfw your power goes out and then your entire house implodes

>>136802450
Holy FUCK! that is a spicy gook!

>>136805277
Ship AR-15s and ammo to Australia.

>>136805463
>I wouldn't mind having a THAAD battery or two for when the Indos get riled up.

see >>136805428

>>136805438
Apparently those things could strike Indonnesia and come back without refueling. That was a nice strategic purchase.

>>136805428
Nigga it's good enough for me. Just plonk one down at my house.

>>136805518

Amazing aircraft, only downside was the high maintenance requirements

>>136805592
That's about all it's good for. Putting it in the one place you want to defend and that's the only place that will be safe.

Need something a bit better for our whole country I think.

>>136805502
THAAD isn't enough for ICBMs, but it is enough for IRBMs and down. It can do area coverage too, so we could feasibly place a few outside Brisbane, Townsville, and so on.

I'm at a loss as to why America isn't selling land based SM-3s.

>>136805438
Didn't we replace them with better shit when we phased them out?

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What would be some good nork war booty to capture?

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It would be a good Idea to stop North Korea.

>>136805692
We currently have none in that class as far as I've read, they are waiting for the next USA bomber of that class to chip in and buy their own apparently which is happening some time in the future.

If we developed our own nukes we wouldn't have to rely on the U.S. for protection and waste of our lives in their pointless wars

>>136800723
LOL, I'm too old to get drafted and I have no sons. Feels good man!

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>>136800723
about fucking time we lit up some slopes again desu

WWWWWWWAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YESSSSSSS

>>136803097

Judging by the rational being used in this thread, any country that fought by your side in Korea in the 60s.

>>136803097
Okay Kim

>>136805735
That BHP is fucking aesthetic as fuark brah

>>136805787
Australia is supposed to be a "nuclear capable country"

We signed the nuclear proliferation treaty but we have a research into nuclear and have the resources to make it here in Australia.

>>136802450
God bless you for this.

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>>136805147

>>136804024
>>136804299
Haha Auckland is gone, It's obvious now that this is what Kim's objective was all along.

>>136804443
Fuck those 2 Abo's holding guns look smart, the one behind him looks like he's been sniffing the fumes from the boats gas tank...again.

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>>136805771
we have no plans like that, it's F-35s and drones long term

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>>136805787
That's a fantasy. We're not a self-sufficient country, we're a pseudo-state of the American empire and it's a damn good deal for us.

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>>136802253
Fuck off yank cunt, we hate you. I hope you get incinerated by gooks.

>>136800885
Spoken like a true americuck

>>136805947
It's nice of the Yank to point out the floors in the M16 design and why It jams all the time.

>>136800723
Hey Kim, Israel said you're a fat cunt

>>136803506
>(((Crimes against humanity)))
>WW2 was justified.
Get fuuuuuucked.

lol now they will have to visit anzac graves 2 times annually

>>136802253
The cucking and shilling is strong in this thread

>>136800723
>bad guy says I'm going to hurt you
>potus says "Stop talking shit, or you're going to get hit"
>These are unprecedented comments from a US president and potentially introduce a highly dangerous new variable.

Straya is full of pussies. NK isn't going to back down or apologize. It's like dealing with a prison inmate. They're not going to respond to reason, only strength.

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>>136804527
you're alright mate just don't let any refugees in, japan is for the japanese and should stay that way

>>136800723
Our commitment would be limited to logistical and intelligence support if there is any at all, any government that puts aussie troops in another foreign country, especially in light of the recent defence suicide and mental health scandals won't survive the next election (not that the current government is going survive it anyway).

Having poor conservative representation in the senate and house of reps is against America's interests as well so they won't push for it either.

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>>136801658
>>136805147
Shop him onto this.

>>136804443
why do they have to put an indigenous spin on everything they're involved with? they're treating themselves like zoo animals and whoever endorses it is doing just the same.

>>136804527
It's because a great deal of Canada flag posters are Chinese.

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>>136804527
Canada is all Chinese now so they are just bitter at japan still from ww2

>>136802253
we genuinely fucking hate you.

>>136800723

Please glass Melbourne, Kimmy

고맙습니다

No one ever questions why people are so determined to involve Australia in world events.
Its like India and Pakistan have a dispute suddenly Australia is involved for some reason.
Happens all the time.

>>136808755

That's because half of India and Pakistan are currently studying IT and accounting in Australia.

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Shit's fucked

>>136808889
All jokes aside the amount of times i heard irrelevant subcontinentals try to make out their disputes are an Australian issue is insane.
I really wish this country had a backbone and told people like that to shut up and leave.

Maybe everyone will forget about dickbutt marriage if we get a war

>>136805277
blow up america and win

>>136809023
Not a chance. Right now there is a chance we could get attacked. All malcolm manboobs is saying is hes outraged at the possibilty some people might now like gay people.
Talk about priorities.

>>136809185
Maybe they will nuke Melbourne and the No Poofters vote will win

>>136809185
malcolm was the cunt saying we should have poof marriage when tones was in

>>136809185
>now
Not

>>136809021

>escalating to Aussie master race of Asia Pacific

Should still tell them to fuck off anyway, flattery aside.

>>136809303
Dont know what happened with that post fucking auto. Meant to say he is on the news yelling about fags rights as the most important issue and no one gives a shit. Now NK conflict is kicking off hes still crying about the gays being bullied.

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>>136800723

This is good news. I desperately want to join the Royal Australian Regiment (Army) and I thought I wouldn't be able to have the opportunity to kill commies after the Berlin Wall came down. Hail Victory!

>>136800723
It'll be nice to see some of you dingo fuckers dead.

>>136800953

Since the implementation of Plan Bersheerba, the 2nd Battalion of the Royal Australian Regiment has been transformed into a full time amphibious assault force. If there were an invasion of North Korea we could land several hundred infantry at least at short notice, not counting our special forces soldiers.

>>136807268
It makes sense for NORFORCE because their job is to walk around asking aboriginals if they've seen any North Korean meth boats or sneaky Indonesians.

>"hey mate seen any slippery slopes?"
>"fuck orf ya white cunt, yeah nah fuck ya"

>>136809473
i was looking up who as for NO and all i could find was one group called the Australian Christian Alliance (i think thats right) and their shit about "marriage is a institution that needs to be respected" was labelled as hate speech

>>136809544

I'll definitely be stockpiling my empty bottles, I figure I can either glass norks, or dress as a nork ( cello taping my eyes to be slit like ) and glass faggots.

Might just flip for it. Heads for norks, tails for fags obviously.

>>136809678
how about fucking dingos dead?

>>136810171

You don't need to glass them. Shoot them in the face with an Aug Steyr.

>>136810381
are you 12?

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>>136810381
rar uses the ef88 nao, a new variant on the aug steyr

>>136810573
Ain't she a fucken beaut?

>>136805345
Our navy is shit. We have 8 battalions of ground troops that can be quickly deployed anywhere in oz in case of invasion but fuck all maritime power. Our lack of a blue water navy is the major reason why Australia gets dragged into wars by the British and the Americans - the major naval powers of their time.

>>136800936
>itll be a tragedy
More like a holiday, cant wait to drag that lardass's body through the streets.

>>136806349
Is this legit Jap WWII anti-American propaganda?

Anyone think its actually going to happen? Or is it just a habbening

>>136812019

Why haven't we weaponized roos yet.

>>136812321

I'd love to see a skinny gook try and fuck up a roo army.

It's worth it.

>>136800723
war would be over in three days

the clean up would be hazardous and involve only volunteers, like ten fukashimas

>>136800723
>Australians to the fore if North Korea conflict erupts

Yes it is! In '87, Huey released this, Fore, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself.

ex military Australian live on YT right now, excepting viewer questions if you guys wanna ask anything

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnohKfLjD-A

>>136800723
Just drop various australian wildlife into NK soil and watch them suffer.

>>136804299
2. No Dong kek

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This is all bullshit. Nothing ever happens from these NK crises. Its just an excuse for the Kim's to flex in front of their people and get gibs and western leaders to come away and be like "See how I handled that mad dog? I just saved us from armageddon ala Cuban missile crisis. Respeck this."

This cycle has been the norm except now the US has a president that can't take a piss without the media scrutinizing him over it. So now that NK are back for their gibs, the media are making it out like the world is going to end and it's all Trump's fault.

The real question is how will Trump supplicate these mongs without his deep state traitors leaking it and making him lose face. Never mind the fact that this has been the standard way of dealing with NK for decades and that Democrats have done this too. But they'll try to make a circus over it. Trump has to find a way to broker a deal with China to get gibs for NK without anybody finding out and to make the de-escalation look good for both sides.

This is where NOT paying attention to the media would help. Or better yet... realpolitik redpill for everyone so that when Trump does inevitably give the Norks their gibs, people won't whinge about it and post BLOMPF BTFO. JUCHE COMMUNISM WINS FASCISTS HAHAHAH LAUREN SOUTHERN IS A RACEMIXING JEW AND SHE ISN'T EVEN THAT PRETTY UNLIKE ME.

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>>136812240
it will happen eventually, not sure how soon though

think NZ will join or cuck out if labour/greens get in?

>>136814921

I reckon the Maoris will join in. They love a good fight.

Gov is too pussified, it will be left to the individual.

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>>136814921
Regardless of what the government thinks we cant dog the boys, wel both be in it, and anybody that isnt is cuckin

>>136814921

I like the kiwi patch.

the DPRNK would crush Australia in a 1v1 conflict

>>136816834
without a doubt

>>136801899
Float your refugee to North Korea and become a parasite there.

I mean why change tactics now?

>>136816593

All the poos and chinks will return to their countries, like the traitors they are. Since you know, they aren't Aussies or nz rs, so they ll Fuck off.

This war is good.

No hate. Its time to fight for the flag boyz.

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>>136814921
There's no way we could abandon our brothers, if Australia is threatened we should be all in.

>>136803900
China you tards. North Korea is Chinese, follow the money. The Clinton's and Obama gave them the tech.

North Korea acting up after we bomb Chinese artificial islands isn't coincidence.

North Korea is China's ISIS. Kikes don't change tactics.

Why the war? Trump knows China has subverted numerous US States including California and is about to cancel our debt and shut our market to them.

This would collapse the global Chinese communist power structure.

>>136812223
Probably, too many American Chads stealing Aussie women back then

>>136801766
Pretty much this. No WW3 today

Meh, I'd enlist. If I can kill even one gook I'll die a happy man.

>>136800723

What's with /pol/ and lionizing the obese manlet?

Here's how war with NK would really go:

> Seoul gets shot at a lot, casualties might be high
> NK's border and Pyongyang are flattened within a day by the US
> The world is better off

The End

>>136800723
Yea, Nah. I'm gonna take advantage of my Dual-Citizenship and fuck off to Europe if this happens.

>>136804333
These cunts are actually pretty hectic.

>>136804299
No Dong? Lmmfao hahahahaha

>>136819981
Now they have a dong.

>But the ANZUS Treaty would be invoked
ANZUS only applies if Kim shoots first

>>136805438
We have some American B1 lancers attached to our Darwin force.

>>136800723
bumping for a preemptive nuke strike on Best Korea

>>136801899
Fuck off the army is full

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>>136811855
streuth cunt

>>136803900
They got it from a Pakistani spy named Abdul Qadeer Khan

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>>136804333
Another pic

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Can't wait for us to fuck up the gook's dingy navy too.

>>136817431
Wrong They got t from a Paki Spy called Abdul Qadeer Khan Google it tard

>>136805692
Basically, there is nothing as good as the F 111 was. A bit pointless for Australia anyway. If someone uses Nukes we are allies with 3 of the 5 nuclear-armed countries anyway

>>136822906
Yeah that's really gonna help us when we have 15 minutes to prepare for a nuclear strike against Australia and no missile defense system in place.

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No worries, we got this. Got mad cunts like this

>>136823015
Duck, cover, and hope that the Best Koreans hate Melbourne as much as we do. Simple.

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>>136824436
Words could not express my joy if melbourne became a scorch mark on the earth even if the fallout would kill me

>>136804859
lol this was my wallpaper on my sony k510i back in the day

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>>136819460
>>136822396