SPAM investment Guide.

if you eat one can a day, you will die from blood clots

>>136798660
as opposed to what americans eat now?

>>136797794
Spam is delicious with sauerkraut.

Blue can of steel
what promise do you hold?
salt flesh so ripe

Can of metal, slick
soft center, so cool, moistening
I yearn for your salt

Twist, pull the sharp lid
Jerks and cuts me deeply but
Spam, aaah, my poultice.

silent, former pig
one communal awareness
myriad pink bricks

you wait to feed me
stoic vigil on the shelf
ah my vibrant pink

jelly for mortar
seven hundred tins and more
i build a Spam house

>>136799897
worst fucking song ever 0/10

>>136799366
Yes

Hawaiian staple

>>136800316
how so? I think you could get away with it after the apocalypse when all you have to drink is coke and water and you exercise a lot.

>>136799366
>>136800266
>>136800466

Tastes so good fried with eggs and rice

>>136797794
Lmao are you a spam salesman?

>>136797794
I get a craving for spam once a year and then never want to eat it again

>>136797794
Already have over 80 kg of bottle caps. I will be rich!

>>136797794
I do the same but with sardines. The good kind not the nasty cheap ones. Much healthier than that crap.

>>136797794
You can extend its lifespan past 2 years. Most canned products tend to have an indefinite shelf life if the casing is protected well.

why store spam?
better store sperm

>>136806246
>>136803228
>>136800266

You changed your flag from German to Muslim and you hate Spam. Two reason you should kill yourself.