Trump X Putin

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Trump and Putin have had enough of society shaming them for what makes them happy, and they both mutually decided to make a suicide pact. They would both commit suicide live on Twitch for the world to see. They got everything set up, they were both very prepared for the future of what they will do. They ordered two revolvers from Amazon for this event. This Twitch stream will be the biggest moment of the history of both America and Russia. No one knew of the where about's of Trump or Putin, so everyone had no choice but to watch live. The day of retribution finally came and the two men pulled the guns up to their heads. "This is for all the misery you've all put us through!" Putin yelled with a fierce passion. "America doesn't deserve me!" Trump exclaimed. Both men pulled the trigger but only one gun shot was heard...Trump was lying on the floor, blood spewing everywhere, while Putin stood proudly. "A PROUD MAN NEVER LOSES AT RUSSIAN ROULETTE! THIS GUN WAS JAMMED!" Putin began dancing out of the room while the camera was still face at Trump's dead body. This was a glorious day for Mother Russia.