"Well... I was thinking long and hard about my place in the universe...I'm having an existential crisis right now Donny...I...I don't think I matter in this universe!" "PUTIN, PUTIN! Shhhhhh. You do matter. To Russia, to your supporters, to my supporters, and most importantly, me. I love you Putin. I truly do." "D...Don...I never knew I mattered that much to you...I think I love you too...". The two remained silent for the next 5 minutes, pondering over their knew found revelation. "Wha... what about your wife Melania...?" Putin exclaimed. "Ahhh forget about her! You're much more beautiful, and MUCH closer to my age. Either way I can easily divorce her in a day, we don't have time for women am I right?" "I guess you're right...th---thank you, you give me new found purpose in my life again...I truly do love you" "Don't mention it hun, I love you too. We should meet up sometime and REALLY get down and dirty if you know what I mean?" Putin blushed and the two of them talked for 4 hours more.